Dear diary,


    If you can talk to this magic guy...


    Then can you message mommy or Goodman?


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    Okay, does it only work if I feed you dragons? Do I have to be a dragon slayer?


    I''m pretty sure me killing that dragon was a freak accident. Unless this stick is actually super powerful. Is that why it''s so good at whacking bushes and stuff?


    But why would the little people give me something so powerful? Am I a chosen one? A hero?


    I don''t think I make a very good hero...


    ugh, all this thinking is giving me a headache.


    Love,


    Tina