Dear diary,


    I got fired.


    I don''t know why. I think I did really well, but Gina said it wouldn''t be a bad idea for me to go to school. I thought I was done with this school thing. I can''t believe I still have to go to school in the middle of an apocalypse. But anyway, I''m going to school now I guess. Goodman says I don''t need to worry about food anymore now that he has a job.If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.


    School isn''t very fun. It''s just an old granny talking to us about history and the hubris of man. I don''t really get it. She''s kinda scary and she''s got a lot of wrinkles, and I mean A LOT of wrinkles. I hope I don''t turn out too wrinkly when I get old.


    I asked Mrs. Wrinkles about America and she didn''t even know anything about it!


    Love,


    Tina