Dear diary,


    Goodman woke up in a bad mood today. He''s really panicking. I asked him for more food but he just cried. He says "I can''t do it no more" over and over again. Just like mommy.


    Diary, am I a bad girl? I tried not to be annoying. I really did. But I''m really hungry diary.A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.


    Is it okay if I eat your crumbs?


    I''m sorry, I ate your crumbs. I''ll give you something better next time. When Goodman stops crying we might finally go outside, then we''ll go searching for mommy and eat food. Well have so much food and so much water, we can make houses out of them. You know I''ve never had a house. maybe I''ll ask goodman for one when he stops crying.


    When we go outside I swear I won''t leave you behind.


    Love,


    Tina