Dear diary,


    Nice to meet you!


    My name is Tina. I like vegetables and lemons. From now on we''re best friends.


    Goodman says I should write down my feelings so I don''t go crazy. I don''t know what he''s talking about, I''m not crazy.If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement.


    But I should probably write things down so you know what''s going on. (Cause that''s what best friends do!)


    You know, this is the first time I''ve ever had a best friend. It''s always just been me and Goodman. We live underground with the worms. We grow vegetables from the worm poop. I don''t like eating the worms. They''re friends. Goodman says they''re our only source of protein so I should just suck it up and eat. I feel really guilty when I do.


    Don''t worry I won''t eat you. Not even if Goodman tells me to.


    I really like your sparkles by the way.


    Love,


    Tina