Hello people in my head, How are you today, I''m fine thank you.


    Beautifull people in my head, you might by wondering why I am talking with myself, well that is really simple it’s because I’m bored.


    Why am I bored that’s even simpler, Because I’m dead.


    Yea I’m dead, How do I know? Simple because I am in a completely black space, In were i cant feel absolutely nothing. Plus i know i’m not dreaming or unconscious. Because, well I can see my nose and if i remeber correctly during a dream, you aren''t able to see your own nose.


    Now i do wonder how do i have a body if i''m dead. But im not even sure this is a body considering it can''t feel anything, but at least it looks like one so how a''m i supposed to know if it is or it isn''t. Hell even if i knew, this wasn''t a body how would i know, what it is. Well how cares i don''t so fuck it.


    So now the only thing you would be asking yourself''s people in my head is how did I die well that’s actually quite an embarrassing and stupid story and it would be a surprise if someone doesn’t make a joke about it in my funeral.


    This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there.Well nothing I can do about it now, can i.


    So how did i die well I was killed…


    Yes killed.


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    By a banana


    How did a banana kill me well that is actually, MHhh…?


    Well you could say it was by a stroke of bad luck.


    It isn’t complicated nor fascinating story, I was simply walking up the stairs eating a banana, i was gonna tell my sister that the food was ready, when I was all the way up I decided to throw the banana peel to the trash can, but I didn’t throw it up close, nor saw where it fell, so while going down stairs I didn’t notice the banana peel had fallen in to the stairs so I obviously wasn''t careful, which ended me in this situation in which i’m most probably dead after all i’m sure i hit my head in the fall and it wasn''t a slow fall.


    Well you already know my problem after all. I’m probably dead in the middle of nowhere or at least that’s what it looks like because.well i can''t see a thing just darkness. there is absolutely nothing here and i can''t see no one here either so.


    Well for now I’m going to wait after all I don’t know what’s happening and the best thing I can do right now is walk and thinking so that’s what ill do.