《Re:Im Not Crazy Well Maybe Just A little》 Vol.1 Prologue killed by a banana (edited) Hello people in my head, How are you today, I''m fine thank you. Beautifull people in my head, you might by wondering why I am talking with myself, well that is really simple it¡¯s because I¡¯m bored. Why am I bored that¡¯s even simpler, Because I¡¯m dead. Yea I¡¯m dead, How do I know? Simple because I am in a completely black space, In were i cant feel absolutely nothing. Plus i know i¡¯m not dreaming or unconscious. Because, well I can see my nose and if i remeber correctly during a dream, you aren''t able to see your own nose. Now i do wonder how do i have a body if i''m dead. But im not even sure this is a body considering it can''t feel anything, but at least it looks like one so how a''m i supposed to know if it is or it isn''t. Hell even if i knew, this wasn''t a body how would i know, what it is. Well how cares i don''t so fuck it. So now the only thing you would be asking yourself''s people in my head is how did I die well that¡¯s actually quite an embarrassing and stupid story and it would be a surprise if someone doesn¡¯t make a joke about it in my funeral. This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there.Well nothing I can do about it now, can i. So how did i die well I was killed¡­ Yes killed. ¡­¡­ ¡­.. ¡­. .. . . . . . By a banana How did a banana kill me well that is actually, MHhh¡­? Well you could say it was by a stroke of bad luck. It isn¡¯t complicated nor fascinating story, I was simply walking up the stairs eating a banana, i was gonna tell my sister that the food was ready, when I was all the way up I decided to throw the banana peel to the trash can, but I didn¡¯t throw it up close, nor saw where it fell, so while going down stairs I didn¡¯t notice the banana peel had fallen in to the stairs so I obviously wasn''t careful, which ended me in this situation in which i¡¯m most probably dead after all i¡¯m sure i hit my head in the fall and it wasn''t a slow fall. Well you already know my problem after all. I¡¯m probably dead in the middle of nowhere or at least that¡¯s what it looks like because.well i can''t see a thing just darkness. there is absolutely nothing here and i can''t see no one here either so. Well for now I¡¯m going to wait after all I don¡¯t know what¡¯s happening and the best thing I can do right now is walk and thinking so that¡¯s what ill do. Chapter 1: The Goddess Amaba (edited) In a room full of all kind of anime, books, tv shows and movies merchandise you could hear the clicking of keys in a keyboard. The first thing you would think when seeing this room is that it was the room of a NEET and though it would not be completely wrong to say that, when you look at the person typing in the keyboard the last thing you would think about is a NEET. The reason for that is. The person typing on the keyboard was a girl, and not any girl a beautiful girl that can make the hearth of any man beat faster and any girl to be entranced by her. It wouldn¡¯t be wrong to call her a goddess. After all she is the Goddess of Hobbies, Amaba. Amaba though beautiful, is a hardcore NEET who would spend her whole day trying to do as many fun things as possible. But right now what you could see a deep frown on her face. After a few more minutes passed, the frown didn''t dissapear from the girls face. The girl couldn¡¯t help but sigh, she was bored, she was incredibly bored there hadn¡¯t really being anything new she could do or learn. To try and have more fun she truly was bored. ¡°HELLO!!!!!!!!!¡± ¡°AAHHH¡±Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. The goddess screamed and fell on her butt. She had been surprised and instantly got angry. After all she recognized the voice of the person who scared her, and knowing him, she knew that he scared her on purpose after all that voice was from non-other than Loki the god of mischief. Loki and Amaba have known each other for a long time, after all both of them are known as the recluse''s of the pantheon of gods, Loki for his pranks, and Amaba because she only does what she likes. Thanks to that both of them became great friend. at least when it came to the search of fun things. ¡°What do you want Loki, i¡¯m very bored you know?¡± ¡°I see so you don¡¯t want to see your good friend even when he decided to search for you just to tell you something really interesting. Very well then I¡¯ll be going¡± ¡°What did you say!¡± Though she was mad when she heard. Talk of something interesting, she instantly became exited ¡°Hoho you really are predictable yes you heard me right i have some interesting news¡± ¡°Common what are you waiting for tell me¡± ¡°Well you know how the last 200 years I been mostly occupied with a project of mine, well the reason for that is quite simple actually I been trying to do something that many other gods have tried to do. something in where even you failed. but i finally had succes¡± ¡°Something that many gods have tried and fail even me what are you refereing too¡± ¡°I refer to something really interesting reincarnation¡± ¡°But should already be able to do that souls always reincarnate after dead" ¡°Yea that is the normal cycle you die you reincarnate after losing your memories, but I made it possible to keep your memories intact¡± ¡°WHAT!!!¡± She couldn¡¯t help but scream after all this could make for some really interesting new play. She couldn¡¯t wait to try it out she only needed to find the right soul and then she could have an endless stream of new things to try she just couldnt wait.