Introduction: When misfortune is a daily routine, death is just a loading screen and immortality is worse than a curse. Did you ever feel you're the unluckiest person in the universe? Well,then  you haven't met this guy yet.Ever sat in a literature class and was thinking that """"There is no damn deeper meaning, the author said it a blue potato, because it was a damn blue potato!"""", well, my story actually has a deeper meaning, but not everything does. Lets see what explanations you guys can come up with....