Dem plot twists,I have finally decided upon a nice story line and if you have read the eragon series you would love whats going to happen.


    Enjoy reading :D


    Damn Lizards----


    I crouch and look at the lizards from afar and make out a plan to kill them.They look dangerous and Im not sure if I can take on even 1 of them.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Maybe you could scare them shitless?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Maybe.....


    I decide to try an ambush and run away immediately.I am currently hiding behind a huge boulder and the damn lizards are sitting on the ground around a bonfire munching on the strawbarries..


    And if i continued to run for 5 minutes in the opposite direction I could get out of the cave easily.


    I decide upon a blitzkrieg (German war tactic) and  attempt a hit and run along with it.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Thats a pretty solid plan 25% chance of sucess </td></tr></tbody></table>


    Enough planning ,Lets do it.


    <table><tbody><tr><td></td></tr></tbody></table>


    "ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"-Jack


    The damn lizards are surprised now.Maybe I have an actual chance.


    As I run towards them I trip on a rock and face plant myself.


    Those damn lizards are sneering at me now.


    #chwik....chwiik....chwiiik#


    I get up and run towards them again.But they fall on the floor and curl up into a ball.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Rolf?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Enraged I swing my stone wood club onto their heads.


    #SPLAT#


    *Splash of green blood around and on Jack*


    Surprisingly these lizards are squishy.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>I don''t know what I expected</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Stolen story; please report.I try and swing my weapon at the others but they start convulsing vigorously start coughing up green blood.


    Disgusted I take a couple steps back.


    I now notice that none of them are trying to attack me ,So I go ahead and smash my Stone staff onto their heads.


    They didn''t put up much of a fight.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>For killing 5 beings stronger than you ,You have gained the title "U wot m8 ,5v1 me"</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Titles?


    What do titles do?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Not telling</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Damn tsundere Sherlock...


    Why didn''t the lizards put up a fight?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Seems that the "Strawbarries "are quite the poisonous little buggers</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Thank god ,that I didn''t attempt eating the jelly shit.


    Lets check if the Lizards had anything to eat.


    I found 3 bags and 1 sack.


    The three bags had clothes and some dried spices along with some fruits and some jerky like meat.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Very fishy,This author is too lazy</td></tr></tbody></table>


    I check inside the sack and find a small box and some shiny rocks , They look like ores of some kind.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Whats with the box?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Lets try and open it.It has a keyhole but I smash it with the staff since I can''t pick locks.


    And inside it there is a map and a small sculpture.


    These lizards look like they looted some people.


    The map looks like it leads to some city.


    I pick up 1 bag fill it with the food dump the clothes and take the sack and tie it to the end of my staff .


    I take Barry and tie him with some rope I found to my hip ,So that he doesn''t wander away.


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    To be Continued