Introduction: You know when someone tells you, 'Burn in hell'? Well I didn't, because unless you jump into a fire, there is no burning involved in hell. ********************************************************************************************This story is of a man reminiscing in his past of adventures in hell. Warning: Contains many side comments, bad puns,  and a shrewd man's remarks. Oh, and I will have a horrible schedule in uploading my chapters. Expect once a month- maybe every 2 weeks....