Introduction: In today's modern society, a rule from ancient times still pervades our lives even now:"One who rules over and one who gets ruled."And as an expert, I am a part of the former. Who am i? --I am PIMP MAMA.Tune in each day for possible new sessions. Listen to PIMP MAMA's wisdom. Grow smarter. Live longer. Hang on tight, and don't go insane too quick. Author's note: And don't forget, never go full retard --like PIMP MAMA. Warnings: Strong language in some Sessions, possible 'dark' themes, Stream-of-Counsciousness technique used here; writes all that comes to PIMP MAMA'S mind.  Chapters are written in Short Lengths. Grammars may possess terms often used online, such as ""LOL, OMG, Deez nuts"", etc. It's read-able, but will incorporate such elements that require readers to be at least somewhat ""internet-smart."" But if you're not, worry not. PIMP MAMA got your back....