《The PIMP MAMA Show》


 Session 01: One and Only

    ***warning: THIS IS NOT A REPRESENTATION OF ME. GO ON TO NEXT CHAPTERS TO GET BETTER UNDERSTAND! THIS IS MERELY  A LOUSY, BUT VERY HOT, INTRODUCTION!***


    I was a power man over the moon showered with the strength of mama-mia.


    They knew I was the one for them and I knew too.


    So I held their arms and loved them as i would do to any other ones.


    I am the best. I AM PIMP MAMA.


    Do you remember the day I saved yo ass from the Dark side? I saved it for you. i did it, for YOU.


    And who brought you that grocery bag?


    Not me, fool! That was your real mama. I only asked that to test you, but I guess you still not up for the challenge.


    I shall teach the resurrection spell so you can become a better person. Don''t neglect my teachings. You is smart, my friend, my disciple. The cream of the crop that i had specifically selected since I was in this business of selecting cream crops.


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    What? You don''t understand me?


    Well, I wouldn''t be called "PIMP MAMA" if you COULD understand me, honey. I am one enigmatic being of mysterious. I hold the secrets to the Seven Wonders of Earth and the Three Great Riddles on Mars.  If you can solve my cryptic language and usage forms then I would''ve retired long ago and just become a regular MAMA. Or PIMP.


    But noooo, I''m PIMP MAMA. The one and only.


    I''m not conceited, folks. Just a wise hermit, being confident. (Baby she''s confident! - Justin beiber)


    Come back, Wednesday night for another session of PIMP MAMA. I''ll teach you the best way to cook and be a soccer player. Ciao, peeps.


    *Session Logged out 11:49:01 PM EST*

 Session 02: Secret of Playing Soccer & Cooking

    To be a great chef you need pineapples in your life. With the sourness, you can understand pain. Cut the pineapples gently and make sure each slice is as clean as your life should be.


    Then hit ''em with a Lollipop to sweeten your life a little. Stick the lollipop gently in your mom to have the taste last longer. Don''t want the lollipop to melt too quick.


    And bam! Not only did you become a great chef, you now understand the essence of the bittersweet life that you lead each and every day.


    Aren''t you proud of yourself? You should be.


    And what about soccer? You like to play soccer? Yes? No?


    To be honest, I don''t really care. I just asked and you most likely didn''t even answer, but hey, that''s a part of life too. No one listens and no one cares.


    But I will teach you a method to interact with others and live your life to its fullest. First, grab a ball. Doesn''t matter what size or weight, just get a ball. Next, place the ball on the ground. Position your leg slightly backward. And finally, give it a  light kick.


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    Dammnn Daniel, back at it again with that fresh kick!


    Congratulations, you have now successfully entered the world of immortalized soccer. With this new skill, not only can you kick someone''s nuts or most sensitive part with ease (in the scenario that you are getting robbed of course), you have also gain the secret art to a healthy lifestyle.


    Now what did PIMP MAMA taught you? A lot about life, honey.


    They don''t call me Sugar Mama De Vida for no reason. I give you the honey and you produce the sugar for me. I benefit, you semi-benefit, and we play Life at its game. Cheers


    Tune in again for a session on the pathway to success. PIMP MAMA got your back. ;)


    *Session Logged out 11:49:01 PM EST*

 Session 03: Secret to Success

    What exactly is success? Many define it as many things, but many do not understand many things either.


    Success is what you define it. Sounds cliche, doesn''t it?


    You''re damn right it does, ''cause I just copied that line from some person off "Brainy Quotes"


    But anyways, to have success you must have yourself. You need to be yourself, understand yourself and dream about it in no way others could imagine.


    Take, for example, you want to become a millionaire. That is the goal you want to achieve in order for you to call it "success." So how do you make it? Simple.


    Grab 2 cheesecakes and a bottle of Soda. Eat your cheesecake. Leave one alone. Take sip from your soda.


    How do you feel? Ok, good.


    I don''t really care if you responded or not to be honest, but carry on.


    Take a bite out of the second cheesecake. Now chug that bottle of soda.


    Once you''re done, go to sleep. Contemplate about your life in your dreams and wake up the next day telling yourself you are a millionaire. And bam! There you go, you are now a millionaire.


    Is this bull dung? Oh, hell naw! PIMP MAMA has been certified as a professional Life Pimper. I have owned life at several areas around the world, and is a pro-PIMIPER all my life.


    And I have read on some site about someone questioning my life as a PIMP and I feel quite offended.


    If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation.What is a PIMP? A PIMP is a PIMP. They come in all shapes and ideas. What define a characteristic of a PIMP is their boss-arse attitude and their ability to dominate in an area of life.


    Some pimp like to dominate women. These are the basic PIMPs.


    Some pimp like to dominate cars. We can these Fast PIMPs.


    Some pimp like to dominate nipples. We can them PIMPLES.


    Some pimp like to dominate others'' facial features. These people are known as DIMPLES.


    Some pimp just don''t know how to dominate anything. These fools, we call SIMPLES.


    And then there''s one who dominates the secrets of life and understands the teachings of Mother Earth to love and hate this world as it is. To care for it, slap it, caress it, and exploit it in a negative-positive way that will harm-support it.


    This, one and only being, is called PIMP MAMA.


    And once you become a PIMP MAMA, then you have succeeded in Life.


    Regardless what your dreams or aspirations are, once you reach this pinnacle level, you can be considered the being who knows all, the one who knows none.


    Alright, tune in again for a session on the secret to a stress free lifestyle. We all hate stress, and there is just no need to tolerate it. Come again to learn how to live without stress. Say No to Stress. #NoStressInLifeMatters


    *Logged Out at 11:21:31 PM EST*

 Session 04: Secret To A Stress-Free Lifestyle

    Do you enjoy procrastination? You should.


    True, you may not get enough sleep at times, having to stay up late at night finishing all those work that you had pushed back to the last minute. Or feel a huge sense of pressure towering over you, haunting each of your movements, reminding you that you pending work to complete.


    But in the end it''s all worth it. Because you were stress free for a period of time and that''s all it matters.


    What you truly want, though, is to have that stress-free feeling last a MUCH longer time.


    And it''s very simple to do this.


    You merely require take two deep breaths, give yourself a big hug, and twirl around three times. Grab an apple and take two bites outta it. Smile.


    Take a deeper breath this time. Smile.


    Kiss your hand and plant it on your right cheek. This will help make sure you stay on the bright side, aka the "Right side."


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    Buying a scented candle and placing it in your vicinity is great too. I''d recommend using lavender or Sour Apple for best effects. Those jawns be poppin''. Real effective when dealing with stress.


    The smell is like sweet potatoes, strong and light at the same time, it''d beat the sh*t outta the stress in your body, leaving you stress free and life free.


    With these secret techniques, not only have you just learned to pimp stress itself, you have conquered another negative portion of life. Sweet, huh?


    Guess PIMP MAMA does it again, eh. amirite m8?


    Tune in again for a session on getting rid of baby fats, or even just bad fats, from your body and achieve the awesome body you deserve!


    *Logged Out at 13:13:14 PM EST*

 Session 05: Secret To A Perfect Body

    Are you suffering from an ugly-a$$ body?


    If yes, proceed to read on.


    If no, proceed to read on.


    Body fat is not a negative symbol. It is symbol of Power.


    Only with body fat will you survive during cold winters and sweat oils crazily like a pig during the summers.


    Body fat makes you, you. So do you. Don''t mind the others. A PIMP MAMA cares not for such mundane matters. And neither should you.


    Haters gonna hate, but they ain''t even none of those sexy fat on that phat body. Too good for them.


    But if you have bad fat in your body, that''s when you need to get rid of it.


    What is defined as a bad fat? Well, anything fat that''s not your naturally produced Body Fat from your body.


    These bad fats are like pests, they grow fast and look like shit.


    And very hard to get rid of, too, once they attach on ya.


    But worry no more, for PIMP MAMA is here!


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    Simple grab a bowl of vegetables (search on Googles for "food to get slim") and munch on that baby. Continue eating them for the next six months. Eat again for another 2 months. Eat again for 2 days. And proceed to lastly, eat those veggies for another 24 months.


    Once you are done, you should expect to be as fit as a stick and as slim as the real slim shady.


    Never more shall someone dare point at your belly and ask: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?!"


    Shame them with that nice body.


    If you are still looking a bit chubby, even after getting rid of them bad fats, DO NOT PROCEED ANYMORE.


    You have reached your final form. This is your Perfect Form, your Perfect Body.


    Never let ''em haters change ya.


    #AllBodyShapesMatter


    Tune in again for another random session.


    *Logged Out at 01:21:14 AM EST*

 Session 06: Secret to Brother (Sister)-hood

    So you wanna make friends and some close buddies, but you''re stuck being unsure how to do.


    But PIMP MAMA here will teach a few sure-fire tricks to get you going.


    First, get the fuck outta your seat.


    Second, get the shit outta your house.


    And lastly, find a living organism and say the magic word: "Hello."


    But wait, that''s only the most  normal and simple way of building up your brotherhood. The fastest way is this:


    First, go out your house.


    Second, find a stranger or object of interest.


    Third, engage in a life and death battle. Avoid getting arrested. Avoid getting beaten up. Avoid dying. Avoid dem punches and kicks from your party of interest.


    Fourth, survive the battle (with your desired brother/sisterhood partner, of course.)


    Take a moment to tell them "hey, you''re pretty strong for a [whatever prejudice you had when you first saw him/her]. I''ve finally met my match."


    This will strike deeply into the heart of your interested party. They will now proceed to feel a slight emotional gravitation towards you. You are very close to success.


    Ask for their address or stalk them home if they refuse. Be open in your investigation. Being too stealthily is creepy and will get you arrested. This part of the instruction is a disclaimer and have no bearing on whatever the hell happens to you if you were to violate the law. But then again, if you did, then you would''ve simply got trapped in prison of Life. At that point, it''ll be very hard for you to proceed to understand much of the other secrets which requires you to be crime-free.


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    Now, all you have to do is go home and sleep. When you wake up again, go find the same person using the address they gave you. (or you "found by accident")


    Greet them and battle them another few rounds.


    At the end of your battles, you would''ve bonded deeply with your interested party.


    The battle scars are the links to your connection.


    coNGRAts, you have just successfully created a brother/sisterhood partner(s). Now proceed to talk and chat like normal friends and live the rest of your life with an assured buddy.


    Tune in again for another session of PIMP MAMA. I got simply too many amazing secrets ready to be revealed to the world. ;)


    *Logged out on 13:31:13 AM EST*

 Session 08: Secret to Godhood

    So now you have become impatient and wanted to ascend into a higher realm of power.


    And how do you exactly do that?


    Let PIMP MAMA here teach you the marvelous method of doing so!


    The answer is very simple, to be honest.


    You simply can''t, bruh.


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    I mean, even I haven''t reached that level, so the hell you think you can? I don''t even know why you came to this session or why this was even created to be honest, bruh.


    This gon be a short one. Adios, amigos fritos.


    *Logged out on 01:00:00 AM EST*

 Session 09: Secret to Acing ANY Exams

    I was once a failure but through the understanding of life, I''ve achieved a level of knowledge unmatched by the average Joe.


    You see, I got ways to pass exams and quizzes and tests and shit, it''s just too easy. I''ve got the keys to success in my head.


    And the way to pass those annoying written crap is simply this: study potatoes.


    Potatoes are the essence of Mother Earth and one of the main food sources in our lives. Without potatoe,there ain''t gonna be yo mama nor you nor yo dada.


    Eating potato is simply not enough anymore to get the necessary knowledge to compete with those so-called Geniuses. So now we gotta observe them like PIMP MAMA did.


    One potato that is round, we call it a Round Potato. This represents good karma and signifies that not studying for the next exam is OK.


    One potato that has a rectangular shape, we call it Rectum Potato. This jawn means you dead. Studying and not studying won''t make much of a difference.


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    But if you are able to find the potato which has two small round bulges popping outta of ''em, then you can be considered saved. Because this is the legendary..can you guess what?


    Yes, it''s the legendary Deez Nuts! Potato! Upon discovering this, you are bound to not only pass the next exam, and exam for the next 20 years is a guaranteed success!


    Remember, while there are several more types of Potatoes, these will be revealed in other sessions. They do possess various benefits and secrets, so revealing them all is simply not a choice.  Now with PIMP MAMA, they aren''t.


    Tune in again, for another hot ass session, baby!


    *LOgged out 05:12:45 PM EST*

 Session 10: Secret to Becoming a BILLIONAIRE

    You know, when I was young, my father only gave me a VERY small loan of only about a Million dollars. It really wasn''t much.


    BUt guess what? I still made it. I came from the very lowest. I started from the bottom, and now I''m here.


    Ain''t nobody can deny my outrageous success in life. And so today, i''ll impart some advices to you all.


    First thing''s first, you really got choose something you wanna do.


    For me, it was booty slapping. I get paid around $340 per hour cuz them bitches just love these palms of mine. i don''t know why. Probably hereditary from my father''s great genes.


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    But I love the job! And I slowly racked up millions before it easily slid into the billions range. The cash just comes so easy. sO fluid. Cream and butter is what is was like.Simple and smooth, baby.


    And once you''ve mastered what ya like, hehe, you got it all in the palm of your hands. *wink wink*


    Just like I did.


    Tune in again for another great short session! Won''t regret, and would only beg for more, sweet-heart!


    *Logged out on 04:12:12 PM EST*

 Session 11: Secret to Ascending into a Genius

    This is a HUGE recipe I''m about to reveal to you all.


    Be you a dumb ass or another average Joe, we all have it in us to become a Genius.


    It''s very simple, really.


    All you have to do is grab a bowl of rice, a side dish of Smart Potatoes, and a sprinkle of raisin nuts. Now, eat it.


    (Note: To find Smart Potatoes, it''s really easy. Go to any grocery stores/markets, and look for  packages of potato with the print: "GMO Free", "Fat Free", "Nutrients Free", "Deez Nuts Free", or whatever the heck "-free" it is. These are "smart Potatoes. Easy, eh?)


    Now, you should be done eating.


    Feeling a bit better? --I don''t need to hear your answer. ---And those foods weren''t suppose to do anything, to be honest.


    The true deal is for you to actually get your ass to sit down, open whatever you wanted to master, and focus, focus, focus!


    You want to become a doctor? Chillax. Grab your flippers and study some science jawn and bam! In twenty years after you racked up nearly a million+ debts, you will have successfully achieved this career goal.


    Wanna be a engineer? A CEO? A MASTER? Truly a simple task. Grab a cup of ketchup and consume it. Memorize all the textbook materials related to your goal/major/wanna-be jawn. Talk to some people. And bam! Thirty years later, you should be living up there, known to all as that smart ass in class. Be proud. With PIMP MAMA''s guidance, you deserve such treatment from others. ;)


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    Want to pass all your tests? Easy. Study 30 mins a day on each subject. Smell a Smart potato seven times a week. Go into class feeling confident, ask questions, stay quiet, and don''t listen to teacher, but your inner heart. Believe and you shall pass. Don''t listen to your inner Gandalf, who kept saying "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!". Cuz, kiddo, you WILL pass.


    Be a belieber.


    And you want everyone to recognize you as a genius? SUPER EASY. Choose any of the paths above, and follow the steps listed. If you goal is not mentioned above...that''s not possible cuz then you gotta think harder because at least one of your goal gonna converge somewhere in the paths I''ve mentioned.


    You either wanna be something, or wanna achieve/pass something. Anything out of those paths means you''re eager for another session of PIMP MAMA, where I''ll divulge more secrets to help you cheat life out of its fullest.


    Tune in for another session, baby!


    *Logged Out at 13:12:14 PM EST*

 Session 12: Secret to Writing a Winning Novel of ANY Genre

    When a person writes, they write for their love of literature. They take possession of the paper (or Word document) and haunts it with all their inner fantasies.


    Writers, in this sense, are perverts by literature.


    And the paths of such beautiful and sick transcendental beings, are large and wide. Striking the perfect novel in which it could influence such people, as well as the masses, is hard. But it¡¯s likewise NOT impossible.


    With PIMP MAMA¡¯s expert tip here, you¡¯re bound to succeed and have your book in the top 3 rankings someday.


    Follow these four short tips, and be stunned. Your novel is waiting for you to train it to the top.


    Step 1) Believe in failure. Son (daughter), if you ain¡¯t gonna fail, you ain¡¯t gonna succeed. And if you never fail, then you still gonna succeed, But if you fail, you¡¯re more likely to succeed. But if you keep failing, you gonna continue failing. If you believe in failure, you trust success. Be smart. Be strong.


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    Step 2) Pick up a pen (or keyboard) and begin your writing. Think of a topic closest to your heart, and Let it Go like Idina Menzel did. You gonna go places. But make sure write your idea in a coherent manner. B*ches love it tight and right. If you sentences are tight, people follow easier. If your writing sounds right, they¡¯ll feel closer to your writing. You wanna grab their eyes, attention, and soul.


    Step 3) Publish your writing somewhere. Sit back and relax.


    Step 4) Rent out a $2000 suit and prepare your Winning Speech. Sit back and wait for someone to contact you of your novel¡¯s success and get ready to receive that Award you¡¯ve deserved for so darn long!


    Believe me, this advices are absolute t?r?a?s?h? world-changing. Follow PIMP MAMA, and winning in Life through multiple areas shall not be an issue.


    Tune in next time for a fantastic session again!


    *Logged out at 11:01:14 AM EST*

 Session 13: Immortality Is Not A Dream

    Ok, so this is gonna be a short session.


    PIMP MAMA is sometimes feeling superstitions. During such occasions, I would draw on themes related to my superstition. As such, since this is our 13th session, I¡¯ve decided to reveal something a bit darker, yet lighter in light of such conspicuous number.


    I would like to discuss immortality.


    Immortality is possible only if one discovers the Daddy Potato, hidden away somewhere in an ancient ruin that¡¯s located somewhere in the world at some even more obscure location in which even Google Map may be unable to find. (That jawn can¡¯t find most of the secrets on this planet, anyways.)


    This potato will look like a heart-shaped thing. It will feel light, and has this soft, supple texture to it, like breasts. You can instantly tell the high quality of this potatoe.


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    It is said, or as I¡¯ve come to find out, if one consumes such a delicacy, you can get to live almost infinitely like Mother Nature. Literally.


    Your life will be connected to mother nature and you die when she dies. Pretty cool, huh?


    Now, go grab a pot and go search for that potato. I wish you best of luck. And stay safe under the 13th session moonlight.


    Tune in again for another great session!


    *Logged out at 13:13:13 AM EST*

 Session 14: How to Easily Get B*tches

    Ever felt at loss on what your aim in life is? Want to indulge in mortal pleasure? Sometimes, when life gives you lemon, you just have to suck on it.


    A quick method to get some b*ches is to go out and search for them.


    But when you do, make sure to bring along a packet of raw potatoes and five dollars so you can take your capture b*ch out for some McDonald¡¯s later.


    And mind you, the term b*tch does not mean female dog, much less the derogative degradation of men or women or of any gender.


    It¡¯s a special term for bad-ass potatoes.


    Make sure to Drink water alot cuz when you Thirsty, you can¡¯t think straight. Gotta stay cool. The key to success is cocoa butters.


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    When you fail at attaining some b*ches, don¡¯t fret. Never Say Never. Just start giving your number out to people, give them a nice wink, and tell them to ¡°Call Me Maybe?¡±.


    Perhaps you might find yourself an Adele who¡¯ll call you up and give you a ¡°Hello, It¡¯s me¡± punchline that very night! Believing is achieving.


    This is going to be a short, and perhaps even super vague session, but tune back again for another clear and awesome session with PIMP MAMA!


    *Logged out at 02:12:56 AM EST*

 Session 15: Basic Guide to Brainstorming a Wuxia/Xianxia Story!

    Love those martial art moves and cultivation rankings? Wanna dive into such a world that¡¯s sculptured by your own, sexy ass hands?!


    Unbelievably simple.


    Follow my guide below and you¡¯ll be on your way to creating the best Wuxia/Xianxia novel out there on the internet. It¡¯s time for you to usurp the literature market!


    My Collection of Advices:


    -First have the main character be transported from somewhere. It¡¯ll be better if the protagonist died getting hit by a truck. Biddies love guys gettin¡¯ hit by trucks outta nowhere.


    -Start the guy off as a weak p*ssy. Best method is to make him some sort of useless cripple. Now go make sure he finds some magical items or suddenly gain a majestic technique that allows him to ascend in ranks quickly. Now make sure the other characters notice that your protagonist is now a genius. Get some fangirls/females/hoes in the story to accompany your protagonist¡¯s rise in fame.


    -Make sure protagonist go on killing sprees. Make sure protagonist offends lots of huge ass enemies, but somehow survives each one, and ends up kicking their sorry ass later on in the novel. Continue to repeat this process and up the level of difficulty as the protagonist grows stronger in the novel. Biddies love revenge and massacres


    -At some point, or even at the beginning, ensure that the protagonist has a secretly powerful character with him. Whether that strong pimp lives inside the protagonist¡¯s mind, a cloud symboled marble, the protagonist''s dantian, or even a magical stone which allows the protagonist to practice in endlessly in another dimension and master any martial arts --- it¡¯s all good. Make sure to meet this requirement, cuz them biddies love it when they know our dear protagonist got a Sugar Daddy backing him/her.


    -Write in such a way where there¡¯s a thousand coincidences and the main character gains several great items that just happens to have never been discovered in the past millennium. Make another coincidence where a cultivator finds the same exact item as the protagonist. Have the protagonist fuck ¡®em up and offend the coincidentally Huge Major Clan behind that said cultivator.


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    -Main protagonist must be well equipped with a heavyweight MC Shield. Make sure your homie don¡¯t die in the story -- ever. Even if he gets shot through his heart, gets his brain busted, his limbs crippled, or even gets his entire being blown into oblivion -- simply use Deus Ex Machina, and say some passing God or whatever magical thing just ¡°coincidentally¡± happen to decide to revive your protagonist. ¡®Cause fuck it, isn¡¯t reviving dead people easy?


    -Ensure your protagonist is one ruthless, psycho-blood-loving, merciless, but still-keeps-up-a-gentleman-appearance-on-the-outside-like-a-hypocrite type of character. Biddies love them multiple personalities and psychos ;)


    -Publish somewhere and make a cool introduction somewhere around the lines of ¡°I grew up living in the mountain of Gods. With one wave of my sleeve, mountain ranges flatten before me. With a blow of my breath, all biddies have their soul sucked dry. In a single step, I break the ocean apart.¡± etc etc.


    -Add a few monsters into your story. Add a few immortals. Sprinkle a bit of gods and heaven-defying items. And bam! A fantasy fusion kung fu hollywood novel is born.


    With these top-class advices, you¡¯ll be well on your way towards crafting a great, and most definitely not generic, Wuxia/Xianxia novel!


    PIMP MAMA never lies. I take Cocoa Potato for truths.


    *Logged out 01:02:03 AM EST*

 Session 16: Magic Is Not a Game

    People think magic is fun and unrealistic, but dang, I gotta splash the water of reality on their hea today!


    Magic is real, man. I don''t know what else to tell in the rawest form. It''s real and it''s there. YOu can''t stop the magic love from going wild. You can''t stop the magic in writing. Nor could you ever check Magic Mike during a game of basketball.


    Magic is there, all around.


    And the best way to discover this deep essence of magic is through the Magi-Magica-Magical Pota-Potato.


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    This potato has a dense tank of magic. Like the moment you lay eyes on it, you''ll be vomiting rainbows because of its awesomeness. It''s glittery. It''s shiny. It''s great.


    It shines, too.


    And it''s shape like two boulders under a peak tower. Very exquisite. Very cool.


    Eat more Magi-Magica-Magical Pota-Potato, guys!


    *Logged out 13:12:13 AM EST*