I opened my eyes and looked aroun- wait, I couldn''t feel my eyes. HOLY [Nya~] WHERE ARE MY [Nya~]ING EYES.  Panicing, I scrambled around to only find myself in a narrow  wooden box. I could sense my surroundings, not in detail like the grooves and marks, but to the point in which I knew the box was trapped by something heavy. This would be cool if I wasn''t trapped in said box.


    I bang on the wall to my right and try to yell for help, but nothing came out.  Man,I lost my sight and voice it must be my [Nya~]ing BIRTHDAY.   I sigh internally and decide to check for anything else wrong with my body cause I''m going to die here anyway.


    ***


    Heh, so I''m dead already. Can''t smell, speak, hear, but I can touch and see. I knew I was screwed but now I''m a skeleton?  What irony is this?  Well, now that I have literally eternity to open this coffin, lets start.


    How long did it take? Days, years, centuries, I don''t know. But when I did, an earthy texture covered my body, embracing me in all of its dirty glory.  I swam through the dirt like water, which suprised me.  I though I was weak without muscles, but I was only slightly weaker than my human self.


    A warm feeling in my chest, as my bare scalp touched cool air for the first time.


    A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.I am born.


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    As I brushed my bones clean from dirt, I thought of my past life.  Kidnapped by a serial killer, thrown into a meat grinder. You know, the typical reincarnation death and all.  I knew the guy too, his name was Larry but people called him Dick cause he had to wear a giant dildo for his job.  Not the best job I can tell you that.


    Anyways, back to reality, which is making me doubt my non-existant brain.  I mean I saw some cool ores on my way up, but really, gold glistening inthe back I realized it had to be a dragon lair.Ohh!  Maybe I can ask for a blessing or an OP item for my scrawny body.An uneasy feeling settled on me. Its true! I felt it in my bones.  A great wind burst through the entrance, slamming me onto the wall and scattering all of my body parts.  I would scream if I could.  Pain is all in the mind and well I had a mind sooo...


    @#$%^&!@#$%^&**&^%$#!!@#$%^&**&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^#@!!@#$^&*()(*&^%$#!


    I feel my pieces slowly move together like magnets as I sense the terrifying monster coming my way.


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