Introduction: Today, Ladies and Gents, we are narrating the life of... lets see... [rustles through tophat full of names  and pulls one out] Ross. Ross, the soon-to-be skeleton!  Don't let his story ""CHILL YOU TILL TO THE BONE"" cause then we will know who really is ""GUTLESS.""  Anyway, before I run ""BONE-dry"" of puns, I would like to say that there will be mature content and we will be narating in 1st person for full immersion.See ya soon!P.S. I still have a skele-TON more...