Ah, sure is dark in here isnt it…


    i suppose thats death for you.dark, moist and a little kinky.now im sure all of you are wondering why im dead right.i mean im just your normal,well maybe not normal otaku.all i wanted to do was go out and buy some anime read some manga and you know smoke some weed you know all that you know all that good stuff.


    who would a thought that as i was about to pick up slime quest 4 the return of the slime king after it fell out of my bag that i would get run over.by a truck no less how cliche.and you know what i was so surprised when i made it out of that alive.who would have thought the truck would pull a gun out and shoot me finishing me off.


    bizzare isn’t it but it happened. now i know what you’re all thinking, as plebs of the interwebs and fellow otakus we share common minds.you guys are probably thinking hey you got run over by a truck isn’t that a super cliche scenario?you’re totally main character material!


    If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.and you know what you’re right i totally am main character material.if this were a novel id totally get brought back to life as some dude in a fantasy world that oddly resembles an rpg.but i dont even know how long ive been dead and i still havent


    then this weird pop up appeared in my face saying good luck wimp and then i finally saw the light!but you know i was a little worried, in novels when this sort of scenario occurred theyd be reborn as goblins or slimes or humans.but when they just so happen to be self aware of their situation they end up turning into something weird.so im afraid that, oh wait im a slime.