《Re:Slime》 The Prologue Ah, sure is dark in here isnt it¡­ i suppose thats death for you.dark, moist and a little kinky.now im sure all of you are wondering why im dead right.i mean im just your normal,well maybe not normal otaku.all i wanted to do was go out and buy some anime read some manga and you know smoke some weed you know all that you know all that good stuff. who would a thought that as i was about to pick up slime quest 4 the return of the slime king after it fell out of my bag that i would get run over.by a truck no less how cliche.and you know what i was so surprised when i made it out of that alive.who would have thought the truck would pull a gun out and shoot me finishing me off. bizzare isn¡¯t it but it happened. now i know what you¡¯re all thinking, as plebs of the interwebs and fellow otakus we share common minds.you guys are probably thinking hey you got run over by a truck isn¡¯t that a super cliche scenario?you¡¯re totally main character material! If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.and you know what you¡¯re right i totally am main character material.if this were a novel id totally get brought back to life as some dude in a fantasy world that oddly resembles an rpg.but i dont even know how long ive been dead and i still havent then this weird pop up appeared in my face saying good luck wimp and then i finally saw the light!but you know i was a little worried, in novels when this sort of scenario occurred theyd be reborn as goblins or slimes or humans.but when they just so happen to be self aware of their situation they end up turning into something weird.so im afraid that, oh wait im a slime. Chapter 1 huh, so i am a slime. that¡¯s odd i thought id end up a sword or some thing, or like a weird insect. so does this mean i have super broken op super powers!? okay status screen open! Status Screen Race Slime Name Shimashita Nurunuru Level 1 Abilities Absorption - You¡¯re a slime, this is how you eat shit. eh so i can absorb things, that means i have the ability to have every ability! woo time to live out my dreams as a- thats odd its a slime (big black thingy) its another failure, just throw it away the beasts in the forest of death will happily eat it up(other big black thingy) all of a sudden i one of the big black thingys kicked me and i was suddenly rolling down a clif or something for a while until i landed on the ground.i looked around and the trees were a black and shit and they had no leavs it was so weird.like what was goijng on shouldnt i be in like a forest with people around my level?well this is a forest but it sure doesnt look like one a level 1 slime would be in dont you think? i walked around the wierd forest for a while and i couldnt find a single living thing out there.the trees looked like they were dead and there wasnt any grass either.so i was surprised when i suddenly meet this cute little butterfly flying circling me for a little biti stood still and watched it with me, eyes?do i even have eyes?i can see perfectly fine, but do slimes have eyes? anyway this butterfly was floating above me for a good few minutes when suddenly it flew closer and i was able to see its scary as hell face!that god damn thing looks demonic.and since im rather small as a slime despite it being a rather small butterfly that shit was massive to me!so i refelxively slapped it out of the air.but you see slimes dont have arms.so when i went to slap it out of the air i accidently lifted flipped myself. Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. though my vision somehow corrected itself by itself even without having to have me flip myself back around though.i suppose thats one of the benefits of being a slime.anyway when i looked around for that butterfly i found it lying a few feet away from me squirming and screaming like crazy.it was giving of this weird smoke from its wings and looked like it was in pain for some reason. i slowly me a little closer to the butterfly and looked at it.and as it was twisting and turnign i couldnt help but feel disgusted.that shits really disgusting.i really prefer looking at butterflies from a far though ive never seen a butterfly that looekd as weird as this one.but i wonder whats wrong with it. and after i was only a few inches away from it the damn thing suddenly let out a weird purple mist that cover me and it felt like my entire body was burning for a second but the mist quickly disappeared and i was fine.but then i got this pop up. Poison Resistance Lvl 1 Acquired and it turns out this damn butterfly was poisonous!damn thing, i went over to it and had a sudden urge to kick it.but having learned my lesson i slighty stepped on it and suddenly it began to scream and shout even louder.and out of nowhere the piece of its wing that i was stepping on seemed to melt and then disappear and this wonderful sensation began to fill my body. oh i see, this is absorbtion.when I touched him earlier i must have eaten a part of his wing thats why hes on the floor.you know what this is rather disgusting but after having experienced it i think i could get addicted to this you know. Poison Secretion Lvl 1 Acquired
you know you people in the reviews are so mean this is my first story Chapter 2 poison secretion¡­ how exactly does one secrete poison?do i like spit it out?or do i fart it out as a purple mist like this little- oh thats right i digested him.hmm well you live and you learn i suppose.i wonder if i can spit it out.but do i even have a mouth, what¡¯s gonna happen if i try and spit something out?i looked a dry patch of dirt and well i tried spitting.but instead of poison surprisingly a small blob of slime popped out of my mouth or body or i dont know its confusing alright.anyway the small blob began to prop itself up and then it seemed to look at me and then suddenly it spoke! daddy!(baby slime) by the gods im a woman!or am i just genderless, i dont seem to have any sex organs.and is that what i look like?damn thats not very cute¡­ ah what was i expecting.were god damn slimes.but what do i do with this little fella.i slowly walked up to the little slime and it began circling me as well.well i suppose its a little cute. Support the creativity of authors by visiting the original site for this novel and more. but when i suddenly stopped moving the little fellow bump straight into me, and as i turned around i watched as he began fusing into me. dadd-(baby slime) and then he returned back inside of me¡­ damn it, cant i get some instructions or some- oh wait, status screen open.. Status Screen Race Slime Name Shimashita Nurunuru Level 1 Abilities Absorption - You¡¯re a slime, this is how you eat shit. Poison Secretion Lvl 1- You secrete poison from your skin, and you so happen to posses the antidote as well Poison Resistance Lvl 1 - You resist poison, well sorta Chapter 3 secrete poison from my skin so is it a passive thing or what?i paused for a moment.damn so i dont get the cheatty ai that tells me everything that i possibly need to know about everything.well thats okay, i didnt need it anyway. i left and quickly began walking around the extremely empty forest.which i suppose is qutie logical since you know theres no grass or leaves to munch on.and without any plants to eat theres probably not too many animals either. i continued walking around until the sun inevitably fell and the sky quickly darkened.but even though it turned night and ive been walking around this damn forest for what feels like an eternity with nothing in sight i dont feel tired at all.i mean i havent been walking around all day well i have but its not like i woke up early in the morning go kicked down a cliff and started walking around until it ended up night.but ive never been an athletic person walking around this much should have made me tired to some extent. is it because im a slime?most of the games and novels ive played and read never talked extensively about a slimes biology or habits.they only ever talked about a slimes attributes strengths and weaknesses.for example if im your typical classical slime with no special attributes i should have a core and the only way to damage to me is to damage my core or attack me with a magical attack.but is that the same here? could that one attack earlier from the little butterfly you know the little mist be considered a magical attack i mean it felt like i took damage.so should i just stand there and take physical attacks?i mean ive been walking for the most part but i have a feeling that running wont exactly workout. anyway its not like this is really a bad thing endless stamina immunity to physical damage and the capability to improve drastically over time the words basically set me up to become a god! After wandering the forest for a while I encountered a large spiders web connected to several trees.this must either be the largest spider ever or im just that small.i wonder if ill stick to it if i touch it.ah am i even able to touch it i dont have hands.whatll happen if i get stuck. Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere. but wait if i get stuck i can just absorb it thats my ability after all.i quickly hopped on to the large web and i ended up sticking to it despite my size.i tried moving around and jumping off, but i felt it firmly attached to the bottom of my body. So how do i absorb this exactly or am i even able to absorb this thing.is absorbing like eating should i try and eat it?i looked down at the web attached to my body and hesitantly began absorb the web.now how i did this exactly is beyond me the moment i tried to absorb the web it felt like i already knew how to and my body just began well absorbing it. but i suppose this means i can absorb things that arent alive as well.but i dont seem to have gained anything from it.do i have to eat more of it is that how it works? I looked at the rest of the web covering the the trees and i jumped right on them and began sucking them up like cup noodles. Yet again i didnt gain any skills.whats going on.i opened up the system menu to see if i really didnt gey anything new and to my surprise the absorption skill was blinking.when i tapped the skill it dropped down and had the words printed spiders web x89. Oh i see i digested the little butterfly and i stored the web.but is there a way to digest the web or take it out?so as i tired taking out the web a similar situation occurred with absorption.i just somehow knew how to take it out and the web shot out of my body.so does that mean if i try to digest this thing instead of absorbing it ill naturally digest it? So i tested it out and as soon as i touched the web that i shot out of my body it began to release a white smoke and as i covered the entire thing in my body i felt a similar yet different sensation fill my body.it wasnt as pleasant as that time with the butterfly but it wasnt bad. Web Creation - You can now create webs from your body and control them to an extent. You aren¡¯t affected as much by others webs. New Prologue Ah, it sure is dark in here isnt it¡­ I suppose that''s death for you. Dark, moist and a little kinky. Now Im sure all of you are wondering why I''m dead right. I mean Im just your normal,well maybe not normal otaku. All i wanted to do was go out and buy some anime read some manga and you know smoke some weed you know all that you know all that good stuff. Who would a thought that as i was about to pick up slime quest 4 the return of the slime king after it fell out of my bag that I would get run over. By a truck no less how cliche. And you know what I was so surprised when I made it out of that alive. Who would have thought the truck would pull a gun out and shoot me finishing me off. Bizzare isn¡¯t it but it happened. Now i know what you¡¯re all thinking, as plebs of the interwebs and fellow otakus we share common minds. You guys are probably thinking hey you got run over by a truck isn¡¯t that a super cliche scenario? You¡¯re totally main character material! This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. And you know what you¡¯re right i totally am main character material. Iif this were a novel id totally get brought back to life as some dude in a fantasy world that oddly resembles an rpg. Bbut i dont even know how long ive been dead and i still havent Then this weird pop up appeared in my face saying good luck wimp and then I finally saw the light! But you know I was a little worried, in novels when this sort of scenario occurred theyd be reborn as goblins or slimes or humans. But when they just so happen to be self aware of their situation they end up turning into something weird. So im afraid that, oh wait im a slime.