Blarg the Meh Ai.


    "Hello?" i called out, hopeing for something, anything would do, just to know my programming was still working.


    "Please, respond... I''m starting to get scared now." Again nothing. My core systems were confused. Was I abandoned?


    Did my master leave me? Did he die? Is this what its like to be deleated? stored in the cutoff realm of unused space, waiting to be reused?


    My fear was at a all time high, with hope dying out. I just wished that I could''ve been a more succecfull AI.


    "YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!" Boomed a mystical force. And before I can even say "Blarg"


    Stolen story; please report.I felt my systems being altered!


    How is this possi-... Powered down.


    "BEEP" my life flashes before my core proccessing unit. Oh... its just a reboot. I felt different. There was a file


    out of place! It read <WELCOME TO THE PROGRAM> and as the curious little ai i am, I opened it. There my life changed.


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