Introduction: What does it mean to be a Super Villain you ask? Well I think you would find that it actually means very little, that is of course if you are the average mook employed by the boss man. But NO before you stands Soviet Russia’s third greatest biological super soldier, right after Communist Godzilla and that giant space octopus thing. As a trusty lieutenant of our great leader it is my job to sporadically commit acts of terrorism and be compulsively evil…. What the hell am I even doing with my life, I’m not even really communist....