Introduction: Ryder was chosen by the goddess, Selene to be a hero to save the world to which Ryder graciously replied with a simple "F**k no!". With little to no choice, the goddess went with her second choice, Regis, Ryder's best friend. Now Ryder has to follow Regis on an epic journey to make sure his goodwill friend doesn't get himself f**king killed. "Sometimes the real heroes in life are the ones who walk beside us"-Some high guy at the parkFirst story so you WILL see an almost literal shit ton of grammar errors....