Thog ate a good cookie. Thog''s back is itchy. Thog not feel so good. Thog should not have eaten strange cookie..... Thog has wings now!


    "Well that is different!" -Guild master


    Tracy walks into the room and pales at what he saw, Thog has giant dragonfly like wings now!


    "What the hells Tera! What in Yggdrasil''s name is going on here! What the hell did you feed Thog THIS time!" -Tracy


    Tracy was rather angry, this preposterous woman keeps feeding Thog strange things. Now he has wings!


    The lady looks amused


    "Now Tracy, there is no call for cursing, especially in your gods own name. I just happened to feed Thog a cookie with a few... Magical ingredients. no need for alarm." -Tera


    "Thog can fly now!" -Thog


    The green giant flapped his giant wings and managed to get a foot off the ground


    "Great. He can FLY now! Do you have any idea how hard it is to not get him to chase after dragons when they fly away?!? Now he can just fly after them!!!" -Tracy


    The paladin takes a deep breath to calm himself down....


    "Please tell me this is not permanent..." -Tracy


    Thog flew around the room, scattering quite a few papers around. The lady smiled at him innocently


    "Um... i am not entirely sure. Its possible he could stay this way his entire life.... But speaking of dragons...." -Tera


    "No." -Tracy


    She gives him a pouting face


    "You didn''t even let me finish..." -Tera


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    The paladin sighs.


    "I am 449 years old, way past the time when i am swayed by a pretty face. Your pouting face does nothing to me." -Tracy


    The lady pouts for a minute more, which only causes Tracy''s eyebrow to raise.


    "Oh fine, you old fart. No fun at all. In any case, i need you to go and take care of a dragon that has been rampaging around the capital. It pays well." -Tera


    "I already said no, you know how Thog gets about dragons." -Tracy


    Thog stops flying for a bit, for a second, he almost heard his favorite word.


    "You are the only ones close enough to dispatch. Becides, i happen to think you are quite proficient at dragon subjugation." -Tera


    Thog confirmed it, his favorite thing! The giant cuddly lizards he was so fond of.


    "Thog want to go, Thog want to go!" -Thog


    Tracy sighs. Thog was pouting, and while the lady had no effect, Thog''s pouting sent a bit of pain in the paladin''s heart.


    "Ugg. Fine! Whatever, we leave now. Best to get this over with!" -Tracy


    Thog''s eyes lit with excitement!


    "YAY!" -Thog


    The guild master bats her eyes at Tracy


    "Perhaps when you get back, you can come and keep my bed warm." -Tera


    "Not a chance." -Tracy


    The two headed downstairs Tracy could almost swear he heard "Idiot" coming from the room behind him.


    "Well, lets get this over with." -Tracy


    "YES!" -Thog