Introduction: An idiot who goes by Guardian #243 (cuz why not) does his job which may or may not involve random actions of mass chaos for fun! Watch this eccentric (idiotic) and lazy dragon try to do his job! It's just too bad that job is serious and not really fit for a lazy person. Or maybe it is? Some of how I write will depend on polls and I will try to keep fairly steady updates. As well, some of the tags are there for just in case kind of situations just so you know. Also, this is my first novel so I would appreciate constructive criticism and advice. Cover is not mine, can remove if anyone wants....