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    “Ow man! Fuck! Suspension Bridge Effect my ass!”


    A dark green haired Sylph with blue eyes, with a similar blue overcoat cursed as he was walkingon a paddock away from Alne as he remembered his latest misadventures with the opposite sex.


    “Why? Just why? Even though we told each other our stories, even though you looked so emotionalwhen you heard aboutmy ‘sad’ life! Even though I gave away that bracelet with +2 agility to you! Even thoughyouwere so cute! And your oppai...” Saito was clenching his fists and frowning as he went on, this time tears also accompanied his words,


    “But whatdid you do? You used me like a tool, as if I was your pocket money! But what you did next wasunforgivable! You just, left me for a... For a... B-I-S-H-O-U-N-E-N! At least you could have picked some bulky guy, that, I might havetolerated! But what did you do? Instead you picked that ‘monster’ called bishounen?! Usingme...At least you couldhave kissed me on the cheek or let me touch your oppaias thanks? But no! You just friendzoned me at the first chance and dideverything that you could just sothat ‘monster’doesn’t misunderstand our relationship... Thenwhat happened next? You went away with that... that... B-bish-monster! Leaving me...”


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    The hopeless Sylph who had nowwalked far away from the city, of course has a name. Hiraga Saito, anaverage male high school student of 15 years, and a virgin. He has been chasing after girls since primary school with no luck. The reason he bought an amusphere was so that to could get ‘chicks’ left and right to begin his dreamlife.


    Butfor some reason, no matter how many timeshe tried, his avatar always cameout as average, so, bye bye dream life~


    If you think that was all, than you are severely mistaken.


    There are many players playing ALO, among them only a select few has their names written on tablets and become famous. Our resident pervert here did the unthinkable andgota name for himself as ‘ZaHentaishirufu’ forhe somehowmanaged to ‘spy’ on Lady Sakuya while she was having a comfortable bonding time with her second-in-command in an Onsen, having reserved the place just for the two of them. At least, that was supposed to be the plan, if not for oneHiraga Saito.


    That was the Onsen that made hima legend among perverts aspiring to be as brave a pervert like him. Tohave accomplished such an impossible feat at such a young age was amazing to them.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road.


    What everybody but Saito didn’tknow wasthat, hewas innocent, at least partially. A pervert, but innocent.He just wasat the wrong place at the wrong time. Though he didn’t meant to be there, he was guilty of ‘enjoying’ watching the two naked Sylph maiden interacting with each butlater, only to betornto ‘shreds’ by said maidens...


    It was a wonder formany as towhyhe still wasn’t banished from the Sylph City, Swilvane by Lady Sakuya, some associated this to Lady Sakuya’s kind nature, while some associated to her being creeped out so much by the pervert that she didn’t want to antagonize him. But the truth was, Lady Sakuya already had her revenge, through Kirito and Asuna.


    As Lady Sakuya was a Faery Lord, she had access to detailed information about her subjects, so it was ever a surprise for her to see that the two top players of ALO who were now supposed to be Sylphs, were of a new race called High-Sylphs. They were still Sylphs that she ruled over, but with some ‘benefits’.


    So with some ‘convincing’,she was then quite aware of the couple’s ‘adventures’, she even blackma(cough) participated in some of them for fun. As a Fairy Lord, she had to stay ina safe zone at all times to avoid getting killed at all costs as there was a huge penalty for the whole race of the Faery Lord if they got killed. So it was a blast for her to turn into someone else thanks to Kirito’s illusion magic and enjoy ALO like a normal player should.


    Also, using Kirito’s Mirrorage, they didn’t neglect to prank Saito,for several days... As Lady Sakuya could see the location of her Sylphs at any given time, finding Saito and pranking him was not that difficult. But she wasn’t so cold-hearted as to traumatize the young Sylph. Not just because he was young, but also because she was responsible for him in some ways as hisSylph Lord.


    Nevertheless, all remainswell asitwouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that they even helped him get stronger...


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    So there he was, wondering off like a lost lamb... Feelingthat something in his life was missing. Something that he should have attained long ago, but always slipping from his fingers every single time...


    Whenever he made an inkling of a progress, some misfortune always managed to struckhim, disrupting his dreams... As if a higher power with a distorted sense of humor was in on this...


    “Why? This wassupposed to be a fantasy world! And a fantasy setting that I get super powers and the girl!”


    “They should just die... All bishounens should just disappear...”


    He was so focused on lamenting for his unfortunate short lifethat he failed to spotthe noisy group of peoplein the distance.


    When he did however, it was already too late as there were multiple spells ‘coming to get him’, blinding his sight so much so that he could only vaguely make out theirblack silhouettes, apart froma pink haired girl that he could clearly make out whom he had a brief eye contact with before everything blacked out.


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