Whoosh! Bang! Bzzzt! Other battle noises!


    I deftly dodged to the side as I doged another one of the strikes.


    Ha! You won''t get me! I shall never get hit by one of your strikes!


    The wall loomed ominously over the narrator, preparing to...do battle stuff. It was fairly obvious this wall meant business, it was trying to kill the narrator after all.Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on.


    Ha! I won''t be hit by you! You will learn my wrath! I can see right through your implied threat!


    The wall continued looming ominously, preparing to do...even more battle stuff.


    I shall break you! You shall... I''m so bored!!! It''s so boring narrating my fight against this wall! I mean, the only interesting thing really about this wall is that it is the fourth wall I''ve come across. Man, I really need to find something to do.Like literally, that is the only thing I can''t seem to cross. Maybe if I spoke some kind of hidden code it would actually break...


    Oh well.


    What should I do with myself? Hmmm....maybe the protagonist had an enemy? And I could use that as my new protaganist? An antagonist maybe? I think I''ll check it out!