《The Dawn of a Hero》 1. The Beginning AHAHA- Ahem. Excuse me. Ignore that. Where was I? Oh yeah. Laughing. No! I mean with the story! Right....just uhhh....pretend these words up here are just some kind of forgotten note that wasn''t removed. Continue on. Remember though, I never fool around, so that was probably the only laugh you''ll ever get from me. Every hero story begins with some guy,probably getting beat up, with us wondering why this is so. Or not, because it happens a lot. Like how we started with our dear young protagonist, who''s name we will forget as soon as we change stories, because who cares about theprotagonist''s name? Well,this protagonist just got finished getting his money stolen by some dudes. What dudes you ask? Those dudes.Who doesn''t call those thugs who just gave you their weird names as those dudes in their head?But that is of little importance. We are talking about protagonists. Some of them fight back, some of them pay money, and some, like ours, just gets stabbed. Like stabbed so badly we just start laughing. Like laughing hard. Like, we can hardly restrain my laughter because he was such a sucky protagonist. We don''t care if our dear protagonist is dying, we all know plot armor will save him. He will then rise up with burning passion to rid the world of evil. It happens every time. No way that any protagonist of any story can be killed from a common street thug, like, look at ours! He is still there, brea- wait.Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings. ... .. . Is he...still alive? Yeah, he has to. No common street thug... But why is he not moving at all? ... .. . The plot armor isn''t working. But it has to! Never has this happened to me before. I mean, sure, it''s my first time narrating and all, but there''s no way this could have happened. Oh, I know! He will return as a zombie, some reincarnated person, or begin in the afterlife. Yeah! That has to be it! But where is his soul? ... .. . Not here. ... .. . Not there. ... .. . ...It''s nowhere. ... .. . ...I think this meansI don''t have a protagonist anymore. ... .. . WHAT KIND OF STORY HAS NO PROTAGONIST!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 2. Aftermath !?!? Whoops, I must have accidently brought those along. There was a lot...kinda. Ah well, it doesn''t matter too much anyway. Nothing matters to me anymore. I mean, no protagonist, no story. None of my priar training has ever come up with something like this. ...I had priar training? I don''t recall anything like that. All I remember doing was laughing at a guy who got stabbed. It was pretty funny. But this...this is weird. Oh well. I don''t care. No one cares! It''s all useless!!! If only I could do stuff.Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel. Hold on, I know what to do. I just have to go back in time or whatever it is called! You know, that thingigummy when you go back to a relevant time to see what is happening! Yeah! I think I''ll call this... a goback! ...That sounds horrible. Lemme see... so we go back in time really quick... we see the past....Flasback? Nah, sounds like some kind of person who shows their back randomly at people. I''ll call it quickpast! Yeah! I''m a genius!I must be the first narrator to ever think of this! I think...I think I''ll do that! But no, not now... Ok, let''s do it now. Strange wooshy noises then happen. 3. Remembering Strange wooshy noises fade out. Woah! That was great! Amazing! I love it! I''m a genius! I thought of all that while still looking cute! ...Can narrators be cute? Yes, yes I can. Along with devishly handsome and uhhhh....ermmmm....I need more descriptive words, but I kind ran out....hmmm....Even more cute! I love me and my perfect descriptive words! Descriptive words? This also requires a better and cuter name! Kinda like how I named a quickpast! Hmmmm...What if I just said something random? ...Add jack TiVo. Let''s see... remove the k because I can...change the o to an e because logic, then the a to an e to continue the trend...I hate math, so I''ll remove a d...uhhh..Adjective? No, that''s a silly name. Who would ever name anything like that? I''ll just take the two words and combine them. Descord? Derd? Dord? Dewo? Well, dewo is fun to say, so it is now dewo! Gah! What am I doing? I''m supposed to be doing a quickpast! Let''s see what is happening now... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA Hilarious! This guy...heh...this pffft guy just lol got stabbed in such HA funny heh manner! JUST LOOK AT HIM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Ahem. Serious mode activate. "Help meeee..." John croaked out "They took my kidneys...." "Pffft. This useless piece of trash wants us to help him." said the guy with a name "Let''s help him....INTO THE TRASH WHERE HE BELONGS!!!"Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website. Those guys laughed and started to slice more parts of his body out. They walked away from John as a sniveling human wreck with no more than ten minutes left to live. Just then he-HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! HILARIOUS! The guy just heehee got so much omg out of him, he LMAO can hardly be recognized! Ha! The pathe- wait, what is he saying? "...idiots who are just so sadistic in nature. I bet that those arrogant pricks enjoy seeing people get stabbed and mutilated to death" Wait, what? I''m not sadististic! Just because I enjoy it a lit- John continued "But don''t you worry, I''ll come for you. Once I heal, I will become super powerful and eradicate everyone like them..." YOU GO JOHN!!! SHOW THEM WHAT YOU''RE MADE OF!!! I BELIEVE YOU CAN LIVE EVEN IF IT CONTRADICTS THE FIRST CHAPTER!!!! (I desperately need a protaganist (I''m still not a sadist)) "I swear...I swear upon my mother''s grave, my daddy''s mistress....my daddy''s other mistress...the other mistress of dad who killed mother..." John continued blabbing on as a blonde woman with huge boobs that I kinda want to touch, rushed in, kneeled next to John and said, "Sir! Please stop talking! This is causing more blood loss and causing you to kill yourself! Stay still and let me heal you!" "You moron....I still haven''t finished my oath yet...I also swear upon my grandma''s grave...my grandpa''s grave...my other grandma''s grave...my other granpa''s grave...my great-grandfather''s grave..." SHUT UP AND FINISH YOU IDIOT!!! Although, it is kinds funny watching him try to continue on. Maybe I should invent another narrator move thing to quicken this up. But It kinda feel''s like a missed opportunity, not laughing at this guy. Maybe I should only do it when some guy decides to go training for several months or years. Whatever. Maybe I can do stuff right now. I don''t know. Hey! I''m the narrator so I can quicken up time! Yeah! Swoosh! Oh wait...I just killed him again, didn''t I. "That guy was idiotic. Maybe if I walk away no one will question me?" said the blonde with the huge boobs that I was imagining I was touching. You know, I think I''ll quickpast this again just to laugh at him. Sure, it may be a tiny bit inappropriate, but I still like doing it! Strange wooshy noises happen again. 4. Thinking Strange wooshy noises fade out again. You know...maybe I just relax. This could...this could be one exteneded vacation! I don''t know exactly what I would do, but I''m sure I could think of something. I''ll figure it out later. For now, I''ll continue the story of our prot- dangit. Do another quickpast? Nah, who wants to watch it again? What if I....started a narrating about a rock? A rock next to bridge? I''ll talk about things and it''s own harem of stones. But I don''t know, it would only be just a rock. Although, it would be a solid read. I think I''ll think about it.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. 5. Another fight Whoosh! Bang! Bzzzt! Other battle noises! I deftly dodged to the side as I doged another one of the strikes. Ha! You won''t get me! I shall never get hit by one of your strikes! The wall loomed ominously over the narrator, preparing to...do battle stuff. It was fairly obvious this wall meant business, it was trying to kill the narrator after all.Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. Ha! I won''t be hit by you! You will learn my wrath! I can see right through your implied threat! The wall continued looming ominously, preparing to do...even more battle stuff. I shall break you! You shall... I''m so bored!!! It''s so boring narrating my fight against this wall! I mean, the only interesting thing really about this wall is that it is the fourth wall I''ve come across. Man, I really need to find something to do.Like literally, that is the only thing I can''t seem to cross. Maybe if I spoke some kind of hidden code it would actually break... Oh well. What should I do with myself? Hmmm....maybe the protagonist had an enemy? And I could use that as my new protaganist? An antagonist maybe? I think I''ll check it out!