Introduction: Don't exept much this is my first time writing a story. (updates will be slow bcuz i want everything perfect[ill try])------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A bored guy gets killed by a random muggers because of bad joke and some clich茅 reincarnation god(dess) gives him 3 wishes (wait isn't that a genie???????) and reincarnates him in a world full of magic and swords (and evil bandits[and kings]that haven't touched a woman in ages bcause of their evil and manipulative wifes) and this is his story of evilness and cheesy-ness(if you still haven't coughed up blood I strongly advice checking the story out if you want cough up blood)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(this story has a miniscule amount of Greek mythology and thinks from games like Skyrim, Dark Souls etc ec)WARNING. The characters WILL be made out of paper and cardboard AND I Have no idea how to write a medieval world but it's not gonna be all sheeps and rainbows there will be edgy moments, rape (no the MC doesn't rape anyone don't get your hopes up) but not detailed but hinted and victims that the mc saves (no romance until the MC grows out of his nord fantasies and starts looking at girls but with his conversion skills, we all know its not gonna happen), hero rival that thinks hes evil but actually he just hates bratty kids and is bratty against him too (wow what a hypocrite) so the hero thinks Spoiler: Spoiler...