《Mighty tale of some evil nord looking guy.》


 Prologue

    MC POV:


    All i can say about my life right now is, that it''s normal and boring, I think as I put my shoes on and start walking towards the nearest convenience store.


    This place still looks the exact same as 3 years ago. I still remember when I moved here to my shitty apartment complex in search of a job to satisfy my gaming needs and boredom. Well, I did get a job but not some fancy pansy CEO job like you would have thought but normal office job that everyone despises, why did I choose this? Because the pay satisfied my gaming needs and they don''t overwork me to death like you would expect if you read those reincarnation novels plus they give free chocolate sometimes. Buuuuuuuuuut I wanted something other in life than games and a job but knowing me I''m too lazy to do really anything.


    How do I look you ask? Average face, 21 years old and a shaven beard, couple centimetres above 180 and lanky build almost makes me look like a typical vegan, brown hair in a buzzcut and eyes are slightly green but you could mistake them for gray if you looked from afar, an average Joe if you ask me. the names Stark, Blake Stark.


    When I''m ready to get out of the convienience store with a bag full of food that would last me another etrernity of hell something happens.


    Did I tell you that now it''s sunday? Sunday is a bad omen for me because something bad happens every sunday to me but i think it''s just coincidence................... or not.


    Two masked men, the other one with a shotgun and the other with a pistol they seem to be a few inches shorter than me but the other one seems (with a pistol) is like a bodybuilder and i can see that his eyes are green starts walking to me and the cashier while pointing the gun at the cashier


    Masked man #1 (the one with the pistol): "Gimme your goddamn money or you know what''s gonna happen, and you" masked man #2 points at me with his remington and #1 continues his talk "no funny business if you value your live and gimme your money while you''re at it my friend here has a pretty bad triggerfinger." Blake: "Funny for you to assume I value my live and that I have money." I can see both of their veins popping and I can see #2 cocking his shotgun "Wait twas just a jok-AAAAAGHH"


    ''Well damn his friend didn''t joke about him having a triggerfinger.'' he shot me straight into the stomach and it feels like both of my kidneys are gone, dead, strawberry jam. #1: "Mr.JokeOftheDay here was just an example and I did warn him." It starts to feel dizzy and I ain''t no doctor but Im pretty sure even if I somehow called the cops and ambulance I would be done for, I still crawl to a corner they can''t see me.


    Well now that I think about it I have always fantasised about those reincarnation novels altough the hero concept seems too cheesy to me, theres just something about being different and changing your fate. I think one of the reasons may be due to my past, I still wonder why I have a last name even though I was raised in orphanage, I don''t think bondering about my very very very sad and totally interesting past now is gonna do anything after all, I''m dying.


    The convenience store is pretty empty and this city is a ghost town right now so I don''t think anybodys here to call the cops exept me and the masked men seem to avoid the surveillance cameras so I did call them, just when I see the cops coming my pain starts to dissappear and dizzyness takes over ''Why would anyone rob a goddamn convenience store nowadays.''


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    It seems I woke up but theres nothing but pure light and that was when I heard this feminine, majestic voice.


    ???: "Welcome to my realm morta-" ''Don''t say it please or this story is gonna be even more clich¨¦." I look behing me and then I see this golden aura highlighting a woman but there ain''t no woman, all those novels would tell me when I reincarnate and If its a goddess there should be a human body atleast but no its just an aura.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road.


    ???"The reason you can''t see my body is because i have not created a suitable body for myself yet." I can even see a vein popping wow how can I see that when it''s just an aura damn is the author giving me anime powers?


    ???"Haaaaahhh, enough of that I will get straight to the point, 3 wishes, reincarnated to a world of swords and magic you know, the usual, you will automatically have potential to become a god but that''s gonna take a long time and your actions will decide what kinda god you become, soooooo ready?"


    Blake: "This is not a wish but I have two guestions."


    ???"Go ahead but if you annoy me two more times Im gonna choose someone else."


    Blake: "What''s your name?"


    ???: "What."


    Blake: " Your name."


    ???: "Why would you wanna know that?."


    Blake: "So that I can get rid of that pesky ???."


    ???: "Oena, goddess of magic and oh I forgot to tell you that you will reincarnate in a random body."


    Blake: "and gender?"


    Oena: "Yes."


    "Damn okey let me think.The second guestion is why are you doing this?"


    Oena: "You seemed bored and it will be interesting to see what you become."


    "Did you send those thiefs to kill me or something?"


    Oena: "Fate helped me with that."


    "...........................well I''m fine with it I guess atleast you didn''t send me to some heroic mission."


    Hmmm 3 wishes, maybe not anything too op.......


    Six minutes later....


    "Okay I have the wishes 1. Character creation 2. Strong, resistant and hard body (how is this one wish?) 3.Immunity to all magic spells."


    Oena: "The first two can be done but I can''t give you complete resistances to magic however I can give immunity to mind spells and a skill that adds resistance to magic but if you level it up you can be almost immune I suppose, I will now go do something about my sister she''s summoning someone too and will send to kill you knowing my sister she''s already probs badmouthing you and telling the other raincarnator you''re a demon king or something. A character creation screen should appear infront of you and after that you will be reincarnated but let me warn you, you will look like a twig no matter how big you make your muscles in the character creation but thats just in the beginning your body will look like how you want if you train a ''lil and your soul will go trough a small wormhole and it will probably tickle."


    ''Looks like I''m on someones blacklist, how troublesome.''


    Now now, I already knew what I was gonna make myself look like, A MIGHTY NORD HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH


    Okay first thing. Height, put that shit to 7''0, face needs to be kinda more nordy like.............................


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    Oena: ''For some reason I have a bad feeling about this, that guy was interesting, hecould''veasked for more op powers


    but character creation? Does he treat this like an RPG? I hope he doesn''t get too cocky with that second wish, after all,Nobody istruly immortal.''


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    After aroung 2 hours of fiddling with the creation, there stood a very tall man infront of blake, the figure stood at 7ft and had a face full of masculinity, bushy brown beard and a bald head.


    Blake: "Theres still two things left! The voice and Junior Blake size! Very deep and gruel voice hmm hmm, perfect, Should I put Jr.Blake 12 inches? Yes! AHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHH no-one can stop me AHHAHHAHAHHA! Let''s up the muscles a lil MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA"


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    (Somewhere over the rainbow)


    ???: "How can someone laugh with so much evil?"


    ???: "He''s the demon lord I told you about, now let''s resume the reincarnation so you can stop that supervillain sounding guy."


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    "Perfect so how do I finish this? Oh I guess It''s this butto-"


    I couldn''t even finish my sentence, Oena said something about this tickling but Im not feeling anything and I''m seeing just pure black around me and then it hits me, I feel my being crushed to an atom and and my limbs being torn and broken I can''t scream but if I would, I know I would be sobbing and crying like a child. The same continues again and again and ag......................................................................


    (If you don''t dont have a clue about how Blakes new body looks like he kinda looks like Kratos from GoW but mix it a lil with Uhhhhhhhhhh RagNBone man? Totally looks like some kind of evil overlord bandit)

 1. Naked, in the middle of a forest.

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    Ughhh my head hurts. My limbs feel long and I feel a breeze on my head......and on my body. I''m naked in a forest and I''m not an expert in surviving. ''This is still really hard to believe but anything is better than that boring life I had before.''


    So uhhhh maybe I should make myself some goals


    0.5. Become accustomed to new body


    1. Survive


    2. Does this world have a system?


    3. Find human life (or stay as a hermit)


    4. Clothes


    5.??????????


    6. And then they''ll all be sorry. (Who?)


    First, let''s stand up. "Huff *gasp*." Am I sweating just from standing up? A twig, I see at least not a literal twig I''m just really lanky now. ''My point of view is so high now.''I need to get used to this and preferably really fast.


    ...............................................I need to hide this third leg somehow...............................


    Next step say status or think about status, that should work right?..................................


    Thinking about status doesn''t seem to work so speaking it is.


    "Status." This voice sounds so badass holy shi-


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    <td>STATUS</td>


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    <td>Titles/Abilities:Semi-Immortal, manaless, ???, Unrestrained</td>


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    <td>Name:Blank (You or someone else can name you)</td>


    <td>Age:21 (120)</td>


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    <td>Race:Human</td>


    <td>Gender:Male</td>


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    <td>Level: 1 (0/1500)</td>


    <td>Fame:0 (No one knows of you yet)</td>


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    <td>Class: (You will have 3 options after lvl 10)</td>


    <td>Unspent points:0.00</td>


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    <td>Health: 20/20</td>


    <td>Health regen:5/per hour</td>


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    <td>Stamina: 28/30</td>


    <td>Stam. regen: 7.5/per minute</td>


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    <td>Mana: -1</td>


    <td>Mana regen: ???</td>


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    <td>Vitality:2.0</td>


    <td>Dexterity:0.7</td>


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    <td>Endurance:2.0</td>


    <td>Agility:0.4</td>


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    <td>Srenght: 3.0</td>


    <td>Holy??????:10</td>


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    <td>Magic resistance: 10%</td>


    <td>Charisma: -Scary to others</td>


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    Hmm, no name? I can choose a new one? Let''s look at the other things first. Can we get an explanation for the titles or som-


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    <td>Semi-Immortal (Level 1) (Tier 1/10):Your wounds will heal abnormally fast for a human. You can even restore lost limbs (Takes 27 hours for a complete recovery from death). Deep scars from cursed/holy weapons/magic will never go away. Because of your body structure, you will have a pain scaling of 1.25 but you will be number to pain every time you get close to death or die because this ability will make your body adapt (the plus side is that you have faster muscle gain and superior strength potential). Every 10 levels in this title you will get an additional 20 lifespan added and death state recovery time will lessen until this evolves into ???? you will be ????????.</td>


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    <td>Manaless: Because of a curse from ???, you will never get to use the 4 basic elements and you will not unlock mana and the stat "Intelligence" until level 150.</td>


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    <td>???: The first one with the unique magic ?????? ???????.</td>


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    <td>Unrestrained: You are immune to every kind of shackle there is, if someone does try to make you a slave, theywillfeel the consequences.</td>


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    Great, these will be useful but I don''t know about the third title yet. No magic for me until level 150 damn. I guess I will be revolving around strength just like I wanted. "Okay, inspect level."


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    <td>Level:1 (0/1500)</td>


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    <td>A normal child (age 7) is around level 2 and has over 3 in every stat except intelligence and agility while a city guard is about level 10-20, and has around 15 in every stat except intelligence and agility.</td>


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    <td>Every level you will get +2.0 to str, +0,5 to dexterity (+0.5 if you used a weapon of sorts.), +0.2 to agility, +2.0 to endurance, +1 to vitality and +1 to ????. You will also get 5 additional unspent points every 15 levelsCannot earn intelligence due to curse.</td>


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    <td>Superior strength and body:additional +3.5 to strength and +0.2 to endurance, +1.0 to vitality every level up and 3 unspent points every 15 levels.</td>


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    So I have as much strength as a child of 7 years, not nice.If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.


    Let''s learn how to get rid of this curse later.


    "Alright stats next."


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    STATS:You can use your unspent points on these. (Exept Charisma)


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    Vitality: 2.0


    Every point in this stat will give you 5 more points of health.


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    Endurance: 2.0


    Every point in this will give you 10 points of stamina and increases Stamin. regen by a little.


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    Strenght: 3.0


    Every point in this will basically make you more muscle. Things strength increases (not all): fighting power, carrying capability, crushing, arm wrestling winning chance etc. Also decreases stamina per action.


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    Dexterity: 0.7


    Dexterity will increase your skill with hands, dexterity will also increase your skill with weapons.


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    Agility: 0.4


    Increases your speed and dodging capabilities.


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    Holy??????:


    [REDACTED]


    Message by Oena: This is the stat (not intelligence) that will be concerning your only element. Will be unlocked soon (probably). I gave this as a gift because I couldn''t give complete immunity to magic.


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    Magic resistance: 10% (1 unspent point will give 1%)


    Very rarely seen, magic resistance does just what it says it does.


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    Charisma: Unique


    You look like a scary looming figure to others, to others you seem like a gentle giant (though not really a giant).


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    "Huhh." That was a long list, then I hear something behind me.


    *noises* "incoherent goblin sounds"


    That''s not a sound a human makes when they speak. But it seems to be humanoid and alone.


    *rustles* It''s getting closer but around 30 meters away from me.


    "It''s a damn goblin." This really is a fantasy world. What do I do? I''m naked? Punch it?


    The goblin is really short around 4''5 and with an ugly big nose and green skin. He seems to have a chipped dagger and crude clothing made from leather, it doesn''t cover his upper body though.


    I start running towards it, he seems scared and frozen, well I would be too when a naked 7''0 super badass looking guy is naked and starts running towards you with his fists clenched.


    I punch him in the face and feel 20% of my stamina already gone.


    The punch seemed to have little effect but the goblin is bleeding from his nose.


    "Aaaaaghhh"That 1.25 pain is not a joke, I almost fell unconscious.


    The goblin seemed to notice that as he starts smirking stupidly.


    The reason for the pain was because it threw a dagger in my left leg, I am a pretty big target after all even though a bit lanky.


    I take the dagger out and stab it into him then with my last stamina I snap his neck, I can hear the bone cracking and his eyes going white, pretty brutal.


    The goblin was a pretty good first fight for me even If I do say so myself.


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    <td>You have unlocked skill: Unarmed combat LVL 1</td>


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    <td>+25 XP for killing an F- rank goblin (1475 more to Level 2)</td>


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    <td>You have unlocked skill: Dagger proficiency LVL 1</td>


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    I have to kill 59 more goblins to level up it seems. I could kill around 5 on my own so maybe I should start grinding them?


    Should I let Semi-Immortality take care of the wound? Let''s wrap the goblins clothing around my leg just in case.


    "Hmmm.... the dagger is too small for my hands so that''s a big no and the goblins clothes were too small so I''m still naked with no direction." Wait, I can use this dagger to skin an animal and make some kind of clothes like this goblin so I''ll keep it.


    The options here are


    1. Try to find a village of some sorts, but seeing as there are goblins here it must some time away.


    2. Kill an animal big enough so that when I skin it, I can make clothes from, with my skills maybe I can make some kind of robe and a belt to keep it tightened.


    3. Search for the goblin nest and kill the leader (because the goblin leader is always bigger than the rest in all those novels) so maybe I could use his clothes but that is of course, if I can defeat him and I could perhaps even get LVL 2 in the process.


    There''s still time before night-time after all so number three it is *evil smirk*.


    I start following the trails and footsteps the goblin made.


    Maybe I should revise some kind of plan, but the only one that I came up with my superior intellect is,


    When I see the goblin village/nest I hide nearby and wait for night-time and hope there''s no nightguards or something like that, and bada bim bada boom Assassins Creed 12: the real-life edition +fantasy world expansion with Kratos rip-off as one of the playable characters!! only 129,99 ¡ê !!!!


    ................shit.......I forgot about my name! What should I name myself? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............


    Aries? Yes, that sounds badass.....


    "Show name."


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    <td>Name: [Blank]</td>


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    "Set name to Aries!"


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    <td>Name: Aries</td>


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    Huh? That actually worked? Nice!


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    Oena POV


    Did that idiot actually name himself that? Isn''t that like too clich¨¦? Author? Wouldn''t that name spoil a lot???


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