Introduction: THE UNIVERSE IS OUT TO GET HIM.BUT THE UNIVERSE HAS MET ITS MATCH.Jake Blatowski just wants to go to high school, but when a computer glitch assigns him to the fifth grade, he has to sit next to the perpetually surly troublemaker Dana Volt, who's bent on making his life a living hell.However, Jake soon discovers that Dana is secretly a member of a coalition of young girls tasked with protecting humanity from the forces of evil. Not only that, but the deadly monsters plaguing the city have chosen a new target, and that target is Jake!Now Dana is the only one who can save Jake from certain death鈥攁nd Jake might be the only one who can save Dana from herself. Also available on:WattpadScrigglerPatreonAnd check out our TVTropes Page!...