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Hold on. Back up. Since when was there a cave here. Strike that, since when did I enter a cave. If I remember correctly...... those hornets'' nest is in the trees so why.......even if they brought me back to their nest.....
No. I definitely died. I can feel it in my bones, or whatever is my bones now because I definitely do NOT feels like I even have bones. I opened my eyes. Or more accurately....acutally, I don''t even know now. Why the hell is my body a crystal? Hello? Knock knock Administrator?(A.N.: kumo desu ka, nani ka reference) You done goofed now. Alright, deep breaths, stay calm.....
LIKE HELL I CAN! Just give me my pizza.......I''m done.
I don''t even have the cheats that the reincarnators have in the novels. Where is my Blue Screen! My Status! My Cheats! Gimme! I want it! Throw in some pizza too, I''m hungry. Actually....... back up, back up.
If memory serves, I have to yell "STATUS!" and a screen similar to an RPG''s will appear right? Riiiigggghhht?
"Status!"....................
"状态！".............
"statut!"......(A.N.: google translate is amazing)
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<table style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td style="text-align: center">Menu</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<table>
<tbody>
<tr>
<td style="text-align: center">Status</td>
<td style="text-align: center">Catalogue</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<table>
<tbody>
<tr>
<td style="text-align: center">You currently only have 1 notification</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
Oh what? I see, it''s "menu", not "status". Hmmmm, what is this notification thing about.
<table>
<tbody>
<tr>
<td style="text-align: center">Please select you starting creature.</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
Wait.... How in the world do I select my starting creature. What are those creatures in the first place?
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"Select starting creature!"
*cricket chirping*
I see. The creator of these blue boxes must be some sadistic individual who loves to see a poor innocent person like me struggle.(A.N.: nah, I just wanted to try comedy) Let''s try.....hmmmm....Oh let''s check the sho-catalogue.
<table>
<tbody>
<tr>
<td style="text-align: center">Catalogue</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<table>
<tbody>
<tr>
<td style="text-align: center">Monster</td>
<td style="text-align: center">Creature</td>
<td style="text-align: center">[locked]</td>
<td style="text-align: center">[locked]</td>
<td style="text-align: center">[locked]</td>
<td style="text-align: center">[locked]</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
It''s just like a game''s mechanics huh..
Alright, lets pick the monster option first then, from what I read for leisure in my recent past life, this should be the best option.
<table>
<tbody>
<tr>
<td style="text-align: center">Access Denied</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
Huh?