''''FUCK MY LIFE!''''


    Well i''m sure you are wondering why i''m screaming so... distantly, so let me tell you.


    When i made the retarded brilliant idea to use Rainbow bullshit Blitz I hit the ground hard enough to be sent 2 miles under before stopping.


    Normally this wouldn''t be a problem of course.


    But using mana sense I detect a massive load of mana emanating from something eta 2 seconds bellow me.


    There are two things it could be and both are badThe story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement.


    1. A Giant Subterranean Monster (Atleast E+)


    Which is obviously bad.


    Or 2. A Dungeon with at least ten floors.


    Why is this one bad?


    Dungeon''s floors each have a boss.


    Floor 1-3 is H-ranked


    Floor 4-6 is G-ranked


    Floor 7-9 is F-ranked


    Floor 10-12 is E-ranked


    They are -,=,+ respectively


    So floor 10 has an E minus-ranked monster


    I''m only an F+


    And 10 floors is only the minimum.


    Oh, I just realised that evolution massively boosted my intelligence.


    Well... BRACE FOR IMPACT!


    Boom*


    That my friends was what it sounds like when corrosive goo hits a magical stone wall at 1 mile a second.


    Fuck my life.