《Ooze》 Chapter 1: Confuoozed You have been blessed by Takif: The God Of Adaptation! Gained Takif''s Divine Skill [Passive Evolution] You are a slime, your goal is to evolve. Gained Skill [Basic Knowledge]. You are a slime, your are always hungry. - Gained Racial Skill [Devour] You are a slime, you are made of acidic slime. Gained Racial Skill [Acid Immunity] You have no organs, bones, or skin there is only slime. Gained Racial Skill [Physical Damage Reduction] Gained Racial Skill [Poison Immunity] You are a slime, you have no eyes. Gained Racial Skill [Mana Vision] You are born...Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation. ********************** The slime awoke. It used [Mana Vision] to see where it was. A cave. It didn''t know how it knew this but it knew this was a cave. *Squeak* It knew what that was too. Big front teeth, furry, red eyes and a long scaly tail. A rat. But it knew it wasn''t a normal rat. Because it was a meter long. It was a monster. Like itself. And when two monsters met... They fought. So it attacked. The slime tried to engulf the rat but it bit at it. It didn''t do much. The core was the slime''s only physical weakness. So the rat was stuck in the slime''s acidic body. Melting.. Into nothing. It took a few hours to dissolve. Giant Rat Killed! Giant Rat (H): What''s weaker than a Giant Rat? A normal one! Level up! Level up! Level up! Level up! Level up! Level up! Level up! Level up! Level up! Level up! You are now a level 11 Green slime (H+) Green Slime (H): Can be killed by anyone with a broom and is dumber than a goblin! [Devour]: Chance to obtain a skill of anything eaten. Eat a book it''ll make you smarter! [Basic Knowledge]: Well done, you''re not completely retarded! [Mana Vision]: It doesn''t matter if you watch films from the 1970''s or 2010''s, you can''t see colour anyways! [Poison Immunity]: Well it would be more retarded than you if you could be poisoned. [Acid Immunity]: Do I even need to say anything about this? [Physical Damage Reduction]: Well nothing under F rank can hurt you save for your easy to hit floating dumb-ball! [Passive Evolution]: Don''t think you''re special every slime has this. --God Of The System Informator The slime felt confused. And insulted. Whatever that was. It wanted to meet this God Informator! Whoever it was. Chapter 2: Oh, How Slime Flies! The slime saw something in the corner of the cave. Shiny yet brown at some points. A breastplate. Made of grey and shiny stuff. So it went up to it. And ate it. It smelled like blood Blood came from food. It tasted like blood. But less tasty... Though it couldn''t taste... It would be more correct to say its instincts don''t like it. At least not as much as blood. [Devour] activated...Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit. Skill learned [Iron Crust] The slime used [Iron Crust]. The outside layer of slime... Turned into iron. The slime tried to use this skill on its core. To protect its major weakness. And surprisingly it worked. It felt twisty. Like it was spinning. Like it was falling. Skill [Iron Crust] has merged with monster core. Trait {Advanced Core} gained (Currently Iron Core). {Advanced Core}: You are able to absorb strong skills and materials into your core strengthening it. Next to the breast plate was a weird thing. It tasted like animal skins. [Basic Knowledge] has evolved into [Knowledge]. Looked like a ruined animal skin. Leather it''s knowledge called it In it were light grey rectangles. With black... Symbols? Scribbles? The scribbles were incomprehensible. What does incomprehensible mean? No... They were.. Letters! The letters as it''s knowledge called it. The rectangles themselves were pages. Made of parchment. The letters made words. The words made sentences. The sentences made paragraphs. The paragraphs made chapters. The chapters made books. Books made libraries. It thinks? Or is it knows? But this didn''t matter. It already ate the book. It felt smarter. It WAS smarter. Wait... He was thinking all that... For THREE HOURS... STRAIGHT! The slime felt not so smart anymore... *giggles* The slime was angry. And The Voice had something to annoy him with... Chapter 3: Bearable Fight and Weird Evolution. The slime with its new-found intelligence was thinking of what to do next. *Roar* When it heard a roar. This terrified the slime. Why you ask? The scariest thing this sentient ball of slime has ever seen was a rat. It was the difference between a broom and the fireball spell to the slime. It knew that a broom couldn''t kill it because of its [Iron Core]. And it also knew it would be obliterated if it got hit by a fireball spell. It was unlikely that the beast could shoot fire so it wasn''t afraid. But then the thing walked around the corner WELL GLOOP If the slime had eyes they would have popped out, flew around the earth several times then hit it in the back of the head. It was a Baby Sunbear (H+) that was literally the counter of the slime.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it. It wasn''t that much weaker than the bear but the thing had a skill called [Ember Breath]. When the creature was adolescent it would be F- ranked and the skill would most likely evolve into [Fire Breath]. When it reached adult it would be E ranked and the skill would evolve into [Flame Growl]. If ,and a very big if, it reached what is called Titan Stage it would be D+ with the skill [Inferno King''s Roar]. The average human was H+ ranked. The strongest human alive was C+ ranked. Most proper adventurers were E- ranked And adventurers can only fight monsters of their level in groups of 3 to stand a chance. In a 1v1 adventurers can fight monsters two sub ranks lower. So a Titan Sunbear is a strong as a C ranked adventurer which there is only around ten of. But the chances of it reaching titan stage is 0.1% chance. Well... it got a little side tracked there. Well basically when fire touches slime, the slime dissipates. So it was bad news for the slime. So the slime did what anyone would do. Snuck behind the bear quietly. Approached from behind just as silently. Then... shoved as much slime down its throat as possible. If the monster can''t breathe in. It can''t breathe out. (Well DUH) Which means it can''t breathe fire. Which means the slime won''t die a fiery death. Oh, also there a bonus to this. If it can''t breathe it will probably die. Well that''s why slime is superior. Right bud- *Thud* ...... ...... Well rest in slime! It died too easy... Killed Baby Sunbear. Gained Title [Children Killer] Level Up x 9 Reached Max level Choose evolution: (Just pretend you can see the list from last chapter, I can''t be bothered to go back and check it) ''Did it say choose? Well don''t mind if I do!'' ???????? added to list. You are evolving into ???????? DAMN YOU VOICE!!! The slime got pissed. The world went black. Chapter 4: WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO ME... and whatever. The *Censoring* happened? Why are you censoring what I say you *Censoring* of shit. YOU DIDN''T EVEN CENSOR THE SWEAR WORD FOR FUCK SAKE! Wait why am I so annoyed? Why am I swearing? ......... Also... What did you evolve me into?! I... I''m... FUCKING PINK! ......... Status Level 1 Princess Slime (F+) Skills: Sweet Shot Lvl 1, Rainbow Blitz Lvl 1, Shield of Fudge Lvl 1, Candy Guard Summon Lvl 1 ....................... Hhh...This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. ....................... He he F+ is good, GoOd gud. ........................ YOU BODILESS SCUMBAG!!! WHAT DID YOU DO? WHY?? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 hour later... Pink. Okay. Pink. Okay. Pink. Okay. Pink. Okay. Pink. Okay. Pink. Okay. Pink. Okay. Pink. Okay. Pink. Okay. 1 day later... So *sigh* might as well test out what the skills do. So I aimed at the cave walls. [Sweet Shot] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. It completely obliterated the wall... AND HALF THE CAVE. Something so cute sounding shouldn''t be so utterly terrifying. [Sweet Shot] (Cooldown- 1 day) That sucks though... Maybe this is a bad idea but... whatever... [Rainbow Blitz] I was sent flying in the way I was looking which just so happened to be the floor. This time the rest of the cave and everything within 100m2 was obliterated. Chapter 5: In Deep Sh... Dungeon (Part 1) ''''FUCK MY LIFE!'''' Well i''m sure you are wondering why i''m screaming so... distantly, so let me tell you. When i made the retarded brilliant idea to use Rainbow bullshit Blitz I hit the ground hard enough to be sent 2 miles under before stopping. Normally this wouldn''t be a problem of course. But using mana sense I detect a massive load of mana emanating from something eta 2 seconds bellow me. There are two things it could be and both are badThe story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. 1. A Giant Subterranean Monster (Atleast E+) Which is obviously bad. Or 2. A Dungeon with at least ten floors. Why is this one bad? Dungeon''s floors each have a boss. Floor 1-3 is H-ranked Floor 4-6 is G-ranked Floor 7-9 is F-ranked Floor 10-12 is E-ranked They are -,=,+ respectively So floor 10 has an E minus-ranked monster I''m only an F+ And 10 floors is only the minimum. Oh, I just realised that evolution massively boosted my intelligence. Well... BRACE FOR IMPACT! Boom* That my friends was what it sounds like when corrosive goo hits a magical stone wall at 1 mile a second. Fuck my life. Chapter 5: In Deep Sh... Dungeon (Part 2) The slime reformed itself and curiously looked at the walls around it As a monster the dungeon born will ignore you unless you are prey to their race or you attack them. Neat. At least I won''t have to fight. So what do I do? Explore? Or leave? Wait... how do I leave anyway? I doubt I can get out the way I got in as my skills are on cooldown... WAIT, with such cooldowns aren''t I practically screwed? Next evolution i''m definitely not staying down this line.Stolen story; please report. Maybe a King slime? Why not a Queen slime? FUCK OFF YOU DISEMBODIED PRICK! Fine, fine don''t get your panties in a twist~ Wait... are you a girl? I''M A PERFECT MAN YOU SHITTY PINK BASTARD. Don''t get your panties in a twist I mocked. Ugghhh. Pissing you off cheers me up you should know. Hey Guys What Did I Miss? FUCK OFF, I feel mad enough with one voice in my head let alone two. Three actually. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. The slime self exploded out of frustration and laid down in a puddle patheticly. ...... You can fuck yourself too nararator... And you spelled pathetically wrong. The slime like the prick it was started cursing all the good things about the world. You are pathetic. Stop crossing my words out. End of chapter. (Hey Garry tell Rob he needs to fix the fourth wall again.) Are you on the phone? END OF CHAPTER.