Introduction: Through all the years and ages, something was born. An IT. This IT had no gender, and it needed to be created- but there was a problem. IT was an idiot. So IT took a while to think, and everyone else got impatient so they forced IT into a role. Being a Main Character role, this condemned their lives to forever being secondary characters. Fortunately, they will still have time on screen and all, to say hi and howdy-do. Or not. I hope you hate me! Cheers!! ;)...