Ugh. Hi.


    I woke today up hip deep inside the mouth of a massive slither.


    I am covered in spit, venom, shit, and puke.


    Good morning to me.


    In addition, my head freaking kills, and I am covered in bug bites and stings.


    And I am naked again.


    *sigh*


    What happened?


    Looking at my journal entry from last night I guess I ate a fruit of some kind?


    The "superslither" must be the poor beastie that tried to eat me. With notably poor results.This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.


    Following the blatantly obvious path I burned through the tall grass in my mindless frenzy I found my clothes and supplies again.


    I also found a massive hive of stinging insects I seem to have stomped on.


    That explained the bug bites and stings.


    Why didn''t a swarm of biting stinging bugs warrant even a single word in my journal?


    Backtracking further I find a likey culprit of yesterdays loss.


    A large yellow fruit. Shaped vaguely like a pair of clasped hand and covered in very fine hairs.


    Why would I even try to eat this thing?


    I name it the kafizzle fruit. Because when you eat it, all your plans go up in smoke.


    I like it. The name, not the fruit. I''m never eating that again.


    Ever.


    I spent the rest of the day trying to find a river to clean all the crud off of me. I had no such luck and had to settle for burning it off.


    I know I get just as clean, if not cleaner, when I bathe in flame. But nothing is as relaxing as a soak in clean water. And I could use some relaxation.


    I may have overreacted with those birds the other day.


    Oh yeah, what am I gonna call those anyway?


    Well, they don''t burn. So maybe Firebane birds? Or... Big shiny bird who doesn''t burn? BSBWDB... Basbawodobe?


    EIther or I suppose.


    Its late, I''m tired, and I didn''t get anything done today.


    I think I hate getting kafizzled.


    Goodnight.