I woke up feeling dizzy with a massive headache, I felt as if my brain was hit with a jackhammer. I was still lying on the sidewalk staring at the sky. I thought that the sky was looking beautiful in its blue and purple color. Wait… what? Purple? …what the hell is going on here I thought to myself, since when the sky was purple and blue?


    I decided to try and stand but I was startled by the blood that was on my shirt, looking down I saw that my shirt was stained with blood splatter, I was not scared for some reason. I felt calm and relaxed even while my shirt was clearly dotted with the crimson color of fresh blood. As my eye was feeling watery I went to wipe it and looked at my hand in a mix of shock and horror.. My hand was covered in blood.


    I immediately tried to stand again and went to to look at the car mirror that was parked near where I collapsed. What I saw actually made me get worried as I found the reason for the blood all over me. It seemed that while I was passed out I cried tears of blood and there was dried blood that streaked from my ears as well.


    I did not know what the hell was going on, I was covered in blood that was apparently mine, and I was looking at a purple blue mix of a sky and glancing at all the frozen people. While I was taking it all in and thinking all sort of thoughts such as, apocalypse? Naaa didn’t seem like it. Chemical spill? Some sort of a natural disaster? A DREAM? Naa my ass was sore and hurting and you couldn’t feel pain in dreams from what I knew.


    What the fuck was going on …I am not a dramatic person but I was getting an urge to start jumping up and down and starting a shit spitting marathon of curses, which I actually did. Hey, I never said I was a nice guy; I was a loner with a bad attitude, not the sort of being mean to people but the sort that only cared about himself and his.


    Yes, I was a selfish prick with a bad boy attitude and the mouth of a sailor gained from years of shit talking to annoying kids on Chaos world.


    While I was doing my marathon of curses ranging from the usual and getting into the crazy such as starting to curse even the damn weird sky, I felt as if someone was looking at my back and I immediately turned around to find the same half naked women I saw before I passed out staring at me with her head tilted to her side.


    I wanted to hide myself as I knew she watched my crazy act just a minute ago, but I couldn’t move because of a simple reason. I was staring at her gorgeous body which was half naked, and I mean the upper half was naked… she wore some sort of a black dress from the waist down to her knees and her upper half was literally naked. Only her long overflowing black as obsidian hair was covering what I thought were the best damn breasts I’ve ever seen.


    While staring at this gorgeous goddess a weird sound started popping in my head. The same sound as you hear when u press a bell at a hotel reception.


    All of a sudden a weird notification popped up in the middle of my view.


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    <td>Due to your filthy, yet inquisitive mind you have gained the [ Analyze ] ability</td>


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    What the hellwas that I thought. My nerves were getting through the roof and I could barely breathe as I immediately understood the implications of what just happened. “ THIS IS THE SAME NOTIFICATIONS THAT ARE IN CHAOS WORLD “ I yelled.


    While looking again at the goddess who now stood a few meters away from me I started to see a the same familiar status you used to see in the game.


    Her status simply caused my mouth to open up and stay that way while feeling dumbstruck .


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    [ Agoda ????]


    [ God ]


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    I was still staring at her status and title when Agoda opened her mouth and said to me “ Are you ok John? I though you were having a heart attack earlier when you were jumping up and down cursing the skies. I thought you went mad. You looked like headless chicken “. I was still dazed with her appearance and title and decided to answer her question , but all that came out was a whiny sound that sounded like Whaaaat ?This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience.


    Agoda started to giggle and appraised the man in front of her and sighed.


    “ Damn John you have bigger tits then me “ she said ruthlessly.


    It seemed that this LITERAL Goddess had jokes I thought.


    “ What the fuck is going on here? “ I managed to utter in my usual NON whiny voice .


    Agoda was still appraising me and she said nonchalantly. Oh nothing serious just the usual world merge.


    “ What the hell is a world Merge ? who are you exactly? And can you please cover your breasts? “


    I cant seem to focus on anything as I was in the middle of pitching a tent while a world changing event was going on around me.


    “ Calm down “ agoda said.


    “ I don’t know why you were not affected by the Merge but when I saw you earlier you could not manage to comprehend what I was saying so I had to force the “ change” manually in you.” Agoda said.


    “ As for What a World Merge is, as it sounds. A merging of two worlds into a single one. There are many reasons for a world merge such as a death of a God in charge of that world, which causes the balance to go crazy and ends in the destruction of that world . Another case is if two worlds seem to be going towards natural destruction and by merging the two worlds can they both be somewhat saved . In order for a merge to go smoothly each God governing each worldhas to agree to a merge between them as well and the stronger God absorbs the weaker God and manages to stabilize the newly merged world”


    She said this so nonchalantly and in such a carefree tone that it made my left eye to twitch.


    She continued “ Inthe case of this merge, each of our worlds was goning to destruct eventually, in mine it was due to lack of Mana which all living beings need , and in the case of your world it was due to the way you humans treated your nature. In a few hundred years no life would have existed anymore. So I and your world’s god decided to merge and save both worlds by merging them together.”


    “As for who I am, I think you already know that answer, I know you can see my status and title now. Which as you already realized it is an influence of my worlds system. I and your world’s god were testing the waters out to see how humans here would adjust to a game like setting which is the norm on Chaos world, so we released that game you seemed to love. Let me tell you john I was watching you play chaos world and oh boy you gave me hours and hours of entertainment and a few chuckles. Ok more then a few chuckes, you know how funny it is watching a tank trying to kill a monster but get so brutally devestated because he doesnt have a shield on? And that just kept repeating until somehow you managed to get used to blocking with your offhand instead of a shield. “


    “For asking me to cover my tits? What kind of a male are you? I am not going to cover my body, I like the reaction it caused in you “ She glanced at his tented member with a mischievous grin.


    “ As you realized, the future will be different from now on, Chaos World and Earth will merge into a singular world governed by the rules of Chaos World’s system . “


    I opened my mouth finally after calming down and managing to not stare at this Goddess as much as before which made me be able to think rationally again.


    “ I understand what is going on , I never expected the situation to be as severe as you described but I do understand. I love the genre of books and novels that deal in transmigration or reborn in a new world so for me this will be quite enjoyable. I just hope that you fix the classes “ Isaid that last sentence extra salty due to my personal experience within Chaos World. I made a mistake during character creation when I first made my warrior 5 years ago . It was a stupid mistake that stemmed from not reading the class descriptions.


    She tilted her head and with a grin she laughed “ I did enjoy watching you dumbass play a class that is originally ment for tanking as a supposed damage dealer"


    Yea it is as it sounds. I thought I could customize my warrior which is supposed to be a tank and tried to make him a damage dealer.


    "No" she said . " The classes in chaos world are bound by the original description. There are no mixed classes. But u know what? You did give me years of entertainment and you are pretty dedicatedbut you doreally need to start paying attention in more detail . Trust me , you will need to. What I will do is give you a very precious giftand grant you a boon as thanks for making me smile so often, even today.”


    All of a sudden a white flash filled my eyes and a new notification popped up.


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    For being an entertaining fellow , the Goddess Agoda granted you the ability to Evolve your chosen Class once , you will be able to mix 2 classes into a single evolved class. You will be able to choose which classes to mix and evolve in your status panel . Rejoice this is the first time in history that this is being allowed


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    When my vision returned she was gone.


    I noticed a small ring at the spot Agoda was standing before doing her dissappearing act and went on to grab it, as soon as I managed to get the ring , I passed out again.