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After closing the Primary Inventory window, I got curious and opened my Secondary Inventory, just to discover a shock truth…
I had lost many of my Cecotropes and Shits!
And even weirder…
Some of my poop and pee had ... increased in rarity!
-Secondary Inventory-
<ul>
<li>323 Normal Cecotrope</li>
<li>267 Normal shit</li>
<li>548 Normal Urine water</li>
<li>124 Uncommon Cecotrope</li>
<li>87 Uncommon shit</li>
<li>214 Uncommon Urine water</li>
<li>36 Rare Cecotrope</li>
<li>24 Rare shit</li>
<li>99 Rare Urine water</li>
<li>1 Legendary Cecotrope</li>
<li>1 Necronomicon</li>
</ul>
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What the actual... fuck!?? Legendary Cecotrope?
Too confused, I decided to inspect this.
“Legendary Cecotrope!” I gave the command using thoughts.
And in an instant, Pop!
Something round appeared on my hand.
...
“So this is…” i gasped, looking at the thing.
It was small, like a marble, with brown color, and kind of slimy…
And had a very very strong smell…
This is…
...
“THIS IS SHIT!!!”
“Cecotrope? What the hell with that fancy name!? This is just some stupid shit! ... Ewwww!!!”
And I was about to throw it away.
However…
Blink blink blink blink blink!
“What?"
"Why is my shit … shining?”
As the Legendary Cecotrope bathed in sunlight, it shone brightly like a diamond…A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.
And…
The more I looked at it, the more noticed ... its intense aura!
And rainbow glitters !
Twinkle twinkle!
"W-what the hell?"
And then, suddenly… I heard it!
Eat meeee~
Eaaaattt meeeee~~~
…
The Legendary Cecotrope was... talking to me!
“Eat you?” I asked.
Eat meeee~~~
“Urrghhhh…”
And thus, like being hypnotized, I raised my hand and opened my mouth.
“Aaaaaa…”
I was about to eat it…
But then, at the last moment…
Daddy…~~
That snapped me out of the hallucination!
“FUCK!” I shouted and threw the creepy shit away!
BEP!
Out of the window!
“Like hell I’m going to eat that!!!
“Brrrr!!!” Couldn’t believe what I almost did, I shivered.
Holy hell…
I almost destroyed my own reputation!
That thing is dangerous!
And thinking that, I backed away from the window, and tried to focus on other things.
“I have to quickly finish preparing, and get the hell out of here!”
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And then, as I was trying not to think about what just happened, I opened the kitchen drawers.
<ul>
<li>Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife ...</li>
<li>Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork ...</li>
<li>Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon ...</li>
<li>Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks ...</li>
</ul>
...
All common kitchen items.
I grabbed some of those to use as weapons.
And of course, I didn’t forget to do some modifications.
#$%#$^%$^@%#
<Equipped Ten-ended pointy wooden spoon)>
<Equipped Ten-ended pointy wooden chopstick)>
…
Nah!
Do you seriously believe that?
I’m just kidding!
What the hell is even a pointy spoon!?
I’m not that nonsensical!
Joke asides, these are what I actually equipped:
Weapon slot (Right hand)
<Equipped Kitchen Knife>
Weapon slot (Left hand)
<Equipped Wooden Fork>
<Critical damage + 1%>
Head slot:
<Equipped Watermelon helmet>
Neck slot:
<Equipped Garlic necklace>
<Darkness resistance +10%>
<Damage to Vampires + 20%>
Ring slot:
<Equipped Onion ring>
<Max HP + 10>
Tail slot:
<Equipped Ribbon (Red)>
<Speed + 5%>
And finally, as my fur hadn''t grown yet...
Body and legs slot:
<Equipped Bunny suit>
<Max HP + 20>
And thus, with that full set of equipment, I felt even more invincible than before.
"Raaaawrrr!" I roared.
And then...
Pew!
I kicked the door open, made a triumph pose, then closed the door and locked it with the combination lock (Of course!).
Then, I headed towards the Green Trees Forest, where the Dungeon was.
….
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Kawaii_Story_Bot’s note:
~Anti Mage~
A first tier job.
Anti mage is a special job, specifically designed to fight against mages or other magic users.
Despite of being an anti-magic job, it actually required the person to have great knowledge of magic. As a result, the Anti mage also know a lot of spells, and can even use them with more efficiency than a normal mage.
Unlocking condition:
<ul>
<li>Have basic knowledge of magic.</li>
</ul>
Stats correction:
<ul>
<li>MDEF + 20%; Debuff resistance + 30%; + 0.5*level to INT</li>
</ul>
Second-tier jobs derived from Anti-Mage:
<ul>
<li>Silencer; Magic Eater; Mage Slayer.</li>
</ul>