《DemonLord_Floof - The lack of common sense isekai》


 Kawaii_Story_Bots collection.

    This chapter contains the information about Online, and I will be placing this as the first chapter so that people can find it easily.


    I will be commenting every time I add something new to it.


    WARNING: Spoilers!


    New friends, if you just start reading, click "Next chapter" and skip this.


    Protips


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    <li>If you¡¯re a girl, never go goblin hunting.</li>


    <li>Beware of Crimson Demons. They can use explosives.</li>


    <li>Beware of the dragon loli who wants to sell you drugs.</li>


    <li>You shouldn''t fly to Mordoor.</li>


    <li>Magical girls class have the lowest Luck.</li>


    <li>Assassin class doesn''t need Strength.</li>


    <li>() ()


    (=''_'')


    (,(")(")</li>


    <li>It¡¯s always a good idea to carry a secondary weapon.</li>


    <li>Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start.</li>


    <li>Caucoeast is located East of the Cauconus Empire.</li>


    <li>Rate up is a lie.</li>


    <li>If you die in real life, you also die in the game.</li>


    <li>Cuffs are unbreakable items.</li>


    <li>Don''t eat yellow snow.</li>


    <li>Necromancers are afraid of dogs.</li>


    <li>One hundred blueberries a day keeps the doctors away.</li>


    <li>Greed may not be good, but it¡¯s not so bad either. -Hiromu Arakawa-</li>


    <li>You can''t eat Dungeon monsters, you can only eat the "meat item" dropped from them.</li>


    <li>Demons and Angels are creatures of the spirit realm. They need a living vessel to descend onto the world.</li>


    <li>In Online, "World update" happens every ten years, to fix the bugs and make the system more balanced.</li>


    <li>Dwarves are addicted to digging.</li>


    </ol>


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    Races


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    <li>Grass rabbit</li>


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    They are low leveled rabbits that can be found all over the Online world.They are short and small, and the normal one can fit just right inside a human¡¯s palm.


    However, Thunder_xXx_Thunder is an exception. He is very big, nearly tripled the normal size of other grass bunnies. If he stands up straight, his head can reach the average human knee height.


    Grass bunnies are often hunted for their fur and meat.Their feet can also be used to make low level Luck accessories.


    Stat gain average: 0.5 STR, 1 AGI, 0.5 INT, 1 VIT, 1 LUK and 5 free points per level.


    Race skills:


    <ul>


    <li>Level 1: Quick feet.</li>


    <li>Level 12: Cuteness overload.</li>


    </ul>


    Evolution:


    <ul>


    <li>Unknown.</li>


    </ul>


    No grass bunny with level higher than 15 was found, so at the moment, we know nothing about the higher level race skills, or evolution forms.


    <ul>


    <li>Humans</li>


    </ul>


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    They are creatures with wide range of level that can be found all over Online. They used to be called ¡°Homo sapiens¡± in the old times, but then changed because of racism. However, creatures of the dark, such as demons, still called them ¡°Homo¡±, as a way of mocking.


    As the human race populated and their technology advanced, they explored and conquered many new lands, and also waged war with many other races.


    They think they are the smartest and the most successful race.


    But is it true? As many monsters, especially demons, think of them as stupid and pathetic creatures, with many flaws and existed just to serve the purpose of an unlimited food source.


    Stat gain average: 3 STR, 2 AGI, 5 INT, 2 VIT, 1 LUK and 15 free points per level.


    Race skills:


    <ul>


    <li>Level 1: Stats boost low.</li>


    <li>Level 20: Stats boost medium. (Replaces Stats boost low)</li>


    <li>Level 50: Stats boost high. (Replaces Stats boost medium)</li>


    <li>Level 100: Enlightenment.</li>


    </ul>


    Evolution:


    <ul>


    <li>None.</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>White lion</li>


    </ul>


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    Evolved fromGrass Lionat level 20.


    In Online, the Lion race is known as "The king of the forest". Its members are the most powerful and prideful ones among all beasts.


    At level 20, just like any beast, a lion can evolve.Interestingly, the lion race has different evolution colors depending on one''s sex life.


    Leon was white because he was a virgin.


    After the level 20 evolution, a beast will gain a skill called[Anthropomorphize]. This skill allows beast to transform into creatures with humanoid traits, known as Anthro. With this form, a beast can use weapons, wear clothes, armors and learn different combat skills.


    [Anthropomorphize]also gives the beast the ability to have conversations with human. However, the major of beasts dislike humans, and thus they refuse to talk in human language.


    Stat gain average: 4 STR, 3 AGI, 3 INT, 4 VIT, 2 LUK and 10 free points per level.


    Race skills:


    <ul>


    <li>Level 1: Stun roar</li>


    <li>Level 12: Instinct</li>


    <li>Level 33: Ultra instinct (Replaces Instinct)</li>


    </ul>


    Evolution:


    <ul>


    <li>Silver lion.</li>


    <li>White Manticore.</li>


    <li>Unicorn-lion.</li>


    </ul>


    Only white lions can become Unicorn-lion.


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    Jobs


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    <li>Mage</li>


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    A first tier job.


    Mages practice the use of magic, but only at the basic level.


    In Online, learning magical combat is harder than learning physical combat. People with low level have very limited MP and very low magical damage output. Because of this, most beginner mages rely on physical attacks and normal weapons. As a result, it is not uncommon for a mage to have Sword Art, Spear Art or any other physical combat skills. There are also many mages who give up their way of magic and go for another jobs instead.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul>


    <li>Have basic knowledge of magic.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul>


    <li>MATK + 10%; MDEF + 10%; max MP + 20%; + 1*level to INT</li>


    </ul>


    Second-tier jobs derived from Mage:


    <ul>


    <li>Wizard, Priest, Witch, Sorcerer, Spiritualist Elementalist, Necromancer, Magic Swordman, Magic Spearman¡­ etc...</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>Anti mage</li>


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    A first tier job.


    Anti mage is a special job, specifically designed to fight against mages or other magic users.


    Despite of being an anti-magic job, it actually required the person to have great knowledge of magic. As a result, the Anti mage also know a lot of spells, and can even use them with more efficiency than a normal mage.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul>


    <li>Have basic knowledge of magic.</li>


    </ul>


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    <ul>


    <li>MDEF + 20%; Debuff resistance + 30%; + 0.5*level to INT</li>


    </ul>


    Second-tier jobs derived from Anti-Mage:


    <ul>


    <li>Silencer; Magic Eater; Mage Slayer.</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>Rogue</li>


    </ul>


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    A first tier job, not to be mistaken with Thief.


    The rogue combat style focuses on speed, stealth and sometimes, traps. Rogues can be both melee and ranged fighters.


    The Thief job is very similar to Rogue, but less focused on fighting. Instead, it focused on stealing, lying, deceiving and getting away.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul>


    <li>Run very fast.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul>


    <li>PATK + 10%; Speed + 20%; + 1*level to AGI.</li>


    </ul>


    Second-tier jobs derived from Rogue:


    <ul>


    <li>Bounty hunter, Swashbuckler, Spy, Scout, Ninja, Trap-master...</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>Supporter</li>


    </ul>


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    A first tier job.


    A supporter plays a very important role in the team. He/she supports teammates with healing, items, wards... whenever necessary.


    The addition inventory space can be very handy, especially in long expedition, or item gathering quests, or a picnic.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul>


    <li>Volunteering to be a supporter for the team.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul>


    <li>+ 0.5*level to all stats.</li>


    <li>+2*level extra Primary Inventory space.</li>


    </ul>


    Second-tier jobs derived from Supporter:


    <ul>


    <li>Super supporter; Combating supporter; Magic supporter; Item master; Monster lurer...</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>Musketeer</li>


    </ul>


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    A second tier job.


    Derived from: Gun user.


    A musketeer is a person who uses muskets.The secondary weapon choice is often a small sword, or a rapier, because it looks awesome.The power of a musketeer doesn¡¯t only depend on the person¡¯s stats, but also greatly relies on the weapons.


    In our story so far, Ilsa is the only one among the kids who unlocked a second tier job. However, we still don¡¯t know why she is using pistols.


    So, where¡¯s her muskets?


    Well, we will have to wait.It will be revealed in the future chapters.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul>


    <li>Be a gun user.</li>


    <li>Have gun mastery level 5.</li>


    <li>Own a musket.</li>


    </ul>


    Alternative unlocking condition:


    <ul>


    <li>Use a musket to kill 100 monsters on the same or higher level.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul>


    <li>PATK + 30%; weapon range + 20%; +1*level to STR, + 1*level to AGI, + 1*level to INT</li>


    <li>+ 50% damage when using muskets.</li>


    <li>- 50% muskets reloading time.</li>


    <li>+ 25% secondary weapon damage.</li>


    <li>+ 20% bad-ass.</li>


    </ul>


    Unique skill:Penetrating shot


    <ul>


    <li>Fire a bullet that deals 2x damage and ignore all kind of defense. After that, opponent suffers a -30% PDEF down.</li>


    <li>Cooldown: 20 seconds.</li>


    <li>MP cost: 5</li>


    </ul>


    Third-tier jobs derived from Musketeer:


    <ul>


    <li>Depends on the person other jobs and other factors, an unique third tier job can be formed.</li>


    <li>Must first be level 40 to unlock third-tier jobs. </li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>Assassin.</li>


    </ul>


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    A second tier job.


    Derived from: Thief


    An assassin is a professional killer. He/she is very fast, stealthy and deadly.


    The Assassin job stats correction provides huge bonuses to speed and critical damage. However, it greatly reduces many other stats. This makes Assassin a very risky job to have, and difficult to master.


    As an Assassin, you become very fragile but also deal so little damage when fighting normally. As a result, assassins don''t fight head on, but rely heavily on a particular skill[Assassinate].


    This skill is the job''s biggest strength, but also at the same time, its deadly weakness.


    Thunder_xXx_Thunder unlocked this job when he defeated the level 20 frog. He also put all his stats to STR, but little did he know, only idiots do that.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul>


    <li>Be a Thief.</li>


    <li>Kill 100 people.</li>


    </ul>


    Alternative unlocking condition:


    <ul>


    <li>Defeating a full HP opponent at least ten times your level with just one surprise hit, without any support from other people.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul>


    <li>PATK -20%, MATK -50%, MDEF -50%, PDEF - 50%, +100% speed, +100% critical damage.</li>


    </ul>


    Unique skill:[Assassinate]


    <ul>


    <li>Passive skill.</li>


    <li>Cooldown: Three minutes.</li>


    <li>Automatically activate when successfully delivered a surprise melee attack. That attack will deal 10x damage, with sure crit and ignore defense.</li>


    </ul>


    Third-tier jobs derived from Assassin:


    <ul>


    <li>Depends on the person other jobs and other factors, an unique third tier job can be formed.</li>


    <li>Must first be level 40 to unlock third-tier jobs. </li>


    </ul>


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    Status pages


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    <ul>


    <li>DemonLord_Floof (Thunder_xXx_Thunder)</li>


    </ul>


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    <ul>


    <li>Chapter 5</li>


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    Name: Thunder_xXx_Thunder


    Race: Grass rabbit


    Level: 1


    Class: None


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    Parameter


    HP: 15/15


    MP: 10/10


    Stamina: 25/25


    Hunger: 30/100


    PATK: 10


    PDEF: 2


    MATK: 5


    MDEF: 5


    STR: 1 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina)


    AGI: 5 (+5 Speed + 5 PATK)


    INT: 1 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF)


    VIT: 1 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina)


    LUK: 5


    Free points: 0


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    Loot:


    Uncommon+5%


    Rare+2.5%


    Awesome+1%


    Oh my god+0.25%


    Legendary!+0.005%


    What-the-fuck+0.000%


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    Skill:


    Demon Lord Seal.


    No poop no pee.


    Quick feet.


    <ul>


    <li>Chapter 15</li>


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    Name: Thunder_xXx_Thunder


    Race: Grass rabbit


    Level: 11


    Job: Assassin


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    Parameter


    <ul>


    <li>HP: 535/535</li>


    <li>MP: 110/110</li>


    <li>Stamina: 530/790</li>


    <li>Hunger: 90/100</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>PATK: 309</li>


    <li>PDEF: 50</li>


    <li>MATK: 30</li>


    <li>MDEF: 25</li>


    <li>Critical damage: 320%</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>STR: 55 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina / point) (UP!)</li>


    <li>AGI: 19 (+1 Speed + 1 PATK / point)</li>


    <li>INT: 11 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF / point)</li>


    <li>VIT: 26 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina / point)</li>


    <li>LUK: 35</li>


    </ul>


    Free points: 5


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    Loot:


    <ul>


    <li>Uncommon+35% (1*LUK)</li>


    <li>Rare+17.5% (0.5*LUK)</li>


    <li>Awesome+7% (0.2*LUK)</li>


    <li>Oh my god+1.75% (0.05*LUK)</li>


    <li>Legendary!+0.035% (0.001*LUK)</li>


    <li>What-the-fuck+0.004% (0.0001*LUK)</li>


    </ul>


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    Skill:


    <ul>


    <li>Demon Lord Seal.</li>


    <li>No poop no pee.</li>


    <li>Quick feet.</li>


    <li>Stick Arts level 3.</li>


    <li>Assassinate.</li>


    </ul>


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    Title


    <ul>


    <li>Daredevil (+5%PATK +5%MATK - 5%PDEF -5%MDEF)</li>


    <li>True Hero (+10 VIT)</li>


    <li>Innocent monster (+20% Critical damage)</li>


    <li>One-punch man (+20% PATK)</li>


    <li>What the fuckuser (+20 LUK)</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>Leon</li>


    </ul>


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    <ul>


    <li>Chapter 21</li>


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    Name: Leon


    Race: White Lion


    Level: 23


    Job: Bodybuilder (+20% STR, + 20% VIT, +10% PATK, + 20% PDEF, -10% Speed).


    Side job: Claw-user.


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    Parameter


    <ul>


    <li>HP: 3457/4304</li>


    <li>MP: 1130/1130</li>


    <li>Stamina: 5347/7283</li>


    <li>Hunger: 46/100</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>PATK: 1658</li>


    <li>PDEF: 636</li>


    <li>MATK: 565</li>


    <li>MDEF: 565</li>


    <li>Critical damage: 200%</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>STR: 265 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina / point)</li>


    <li>AGI: 117 (+1 Speed + 1 PATK / point)</li>


    <li>INT: 113 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF / point)</li>


    <li>VIT: 128 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina / point)</li>


    <li>LUK: 69</li>


    </ul>


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    Skill:


    <ul>


    <li>Stun Roar.</li>


    <li>Instinct.</li>


    <li>Anthropomorphize.</li>


    <li>Body hardening (Part).</li>


    <li>Claw Arts level 4.</li>


    <li>Sword Arts level 2.</li>


    <li>Steroid overload.</li>


    <li>Regeneration.</li>


    </ul>


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    Title


    <ul>


    <li>Bodybuilding addict (+5% STR + 5% VIT - 5% AGI - 20% Speed)</li>


    <li>Attempted vegan (+5 VIT.)</li>


    <li>Dangerous monster (+5% PATK)</li>


    <li>Beautiful hair (+20% love meter filling speed)</li>


    <li>Loner (+20% VIT, +20 LUK, -50% love meter filling speed)</li>


    </ul>


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    Game mechanics


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    <li>Melee physical damage calculation</li>


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    PATK (attacker) x AMV x critical damage (If proc) - PDEF (defender) x DMV


    <ul>


    <li>PATK:: Physical attack.</li>


    <li>AMV: Attack multiplier value.</li>


    <li>PDEF: Physical defense.</li>


    <li>DMV: Defense multiplier value.</li>


    </ul>


    AMV and DMV are random values ranging from 0 to 2, depend on how strong the attack is made or how strong the defense barrier is.


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    Maps


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    <ul>


    <li>Cauconorth</li>


    </ul>


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    Illustrations


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    <li>Floof in realism art.</li>


    </ul>


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    <li>Floof in Demon Lord mode</li>


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    <ul>


    <li>Floof watching a lady bug.</li>


    </ul>


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    <ul>


    <li>Leon the White Lion</li>


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 Chapter 1: Gruragaramograd the Great numbered Twenty-five point One.

    Hello friends!


    Please let me introduce myself in this story.


    <div>


    Ahem!


    My name was:Gruragaramograd the Great numbered Twenty-five point One, born and raised in a family full of Demon Lords.


    Heh?


    No!


    Youread it right!


    From my great great grandpa to the tiny little kids, we were all Demon Lords!


    Yes.


    One hundred percent real Demon Lords.


    But...


    Why so many Demon Lords you ask?


    Hehe...


    I have no fucking idea.


    Well, it¡¯s not like you can choose your own mom and dad!


    You know what I mean?


    Urgghh¡­


    It was awful, to be born in the wrong family.


    It was like a curse.


    What?


    You think I¡¯m joking?


    Why?


    I¡¯m telling you the truth!


    Because of my bloodline, I soon became the strongest warrior, brought forth destruction and despair to a million and three races.


    Let''s see...


    Hmm... yellow goblin, white goblin, black goblin, red goblin, pink goblin, ¡­#FF6347 goblin, #FF6348 goblin ¡­


    And why would I do that?


    Isn¡¯t that obvious?


    Because I was bored to death!


    Yes, I was sooo bored.


    SoI went all over the world looking for a worthy opponent.


    But... sadly, everyone failed me¡­


    Most of them died right after my first kick you know?


    And even the Great Dragonogard, the Dragon of all Dragons, who was NOT invisible by the way, could only withstand two kicks.


    Sigh.


    In short, life was too easy for me.


    I could get my hands on anything, except not the thing I wanted the most.


    Yes, It was ironic...


    That when you became the strongest, everything became meaningless.


    Or should I say...


    I had everything, but in the end ...


    It doesn''t even matter.


    So, friends, do you understand?


    How the hell can I live a life like that?


    Fortunately, the gods seemed to understand my wishes. They somehow transported so many random people from another worlds here to fight me.


    And for a short moment, I was so excited!This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version.


    Peopefrom another world!


    Unknown challengers of mysteries!


    And thatmade me spend days and nights hardening my horns and honing my skills to the greatest while waiting for my hero in shining armor.


    But you know what?


    They were all idiots.


    Challengersfrom another world... fucking idiots!


    Rushed to fight me without proper preparations.


    Bland personalities.


    Dense.


    And worse, stupid as fuck.


    And what the hell with that so manyunderage companions?


    Can they even fight?


    And even a slime!?


    Isekai heroes ... my ass!


    AndTHAT (pause), is the reason why I decided to act.


    On that starry night, October the first, when bears started their long winter nap under their tiny caves, here I was, on the top of mount AntDew, facing my one hundredth opponent from another world.


    <hr>


    ¡°Demon Lord Gruragaramograd the Great numbered Twenty-five point One!¡± the warrior Megamon called out to me angrily.


    Why the hell are you so angry?I thought.


    And then, suddenly, Megamon shouted:


    ¡°In the name of justice! I shall have your head!¡±


    Ehhh¡­ Such a rude person.


    But, as I knew that human are intelligent lacking creatures, I didn¡¯t really mind.


    So then ¡°Okay!¡±... i said to him, and thenPop!


    Unplugged my head.


    ¡°Here you go, there¡¯s my signature on top, please don¡¯t lewd.¡±


    However, upon seeing my beautiful gift, Megamon turned pale and screamed.


    ¡°WHAT THE HELL IS DIS!?¡±


    Gasp!


    You can¡¯t tell?


    You asked for my head but don''t know what a head is?


    Oh boy¡­I sighed... Not another retard!


    ¡°Friend, this thing is called ¡°the head¡±, an anatomical unit that consists of the skull, hyoid bone and cervical vertebrae. And MY - HEAD isa work of art that maaaaany people are wishing for you know?¡±


    Yes friend, that¡¯s the truth!


    The head of mineappeared on millions and millions of posters all around the world,with so many numbers below it you know?


    However, even thoughthis dude heard my explanation clearly, he continued shouting and yelling non-sense at my face.


    ¡°What!? You Demon! I¡¯m not buying your fucking head! And I¡¯m not your fucking friend youfucking piece of shit!¡±


    Gasp!


    Can you believe it? He cursed me!


    ¡°NO! I am giving you this for FREE!!! You don¡¯t have to buy it!¡± I said politely.


    But it was in vain.


    ¡°Arrrrgghhh!!!¡± He screamed.


    ¡°Urrghhhh,¡± so do I.


    At that point, I gave up, as I noticed my brain cells were committing suicide one by one.


    There is no way in hell I could hold a proper conversation with you dumbass creature anymore¡­


    But then, I realized..


    Oh Yeah!


    I forgot.


    Humans are ¡­


    IDIOTS.


    They do NOT understand a work of art.


    <hr>


    Following that, as the conversation couldn¡¯t continue anymore, the guy decided to do something else.


    ¡°Demon! I¡¯m not gonna waste my time talking nonsense to you anymore! I¡¯m gonna kill you right now! With my awesome ultimate move of justice and friendship!¡± and with aschwingg,Megamonpulled out this very beautiful sword with golden shining hilt.


    I appraised the sword by using ultra demonic vision of darkness, and I could see it...


    The sharpness!


    It sliced an electron in half!


    Brrrrrrrrrr!


    I shivered, and with a dancing heart, I jumped backwaiting to receive this upcoming "ultimate move of justice and friendship" with anticipatory excitement.


    ¡°Wa** na wa Megamon! O great God of Twenty-eight dimensions! I offered thee my soul in exchange for power! To protect the globe from destruction! / To dominate all people within our nation! ¡­¡±


    OOoooohhh! It¡¯s coming!


    I could feel it, the massive amount of energy building up within the sword!


    It sucked the continent dry of magical molecules!


    Bone dry!


    Swheeeeeeeeeeeeeennnngg!


    The ground shook vigorously as the sword glowed brighter and brighter and vibrated with this ear-wrenching sound.


    ¡°Hahaawe-soooooooooooooome!¡± I couldn¡¯t restrain my dancing heart anymore.


    And then it came.


    ¡°O¡¯ Great Holy Sword of Englando! EAT THIS YOU FUCKING DEMON! EsssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUU¡­.¡±


    ¡°HAHAHA! COMEEEEE!¡±


    ¡°¡­UUUCALIBURA!!!!!!¡±


    PHSSSS#%$#%#@%@!!!


    With the sound of unreal explosion, Megamon shot out a beam of light so intense that it destroyed the whole top of mount AntDew in an instant!


    Everything the light touched vaporized in the blink of an eye.


    Heaven and earth screamed in fear.


    Woah!


    Great move!


    Such power, much wow!


    ¡°I won, there¡¯s no way he could have survived my ESUCALIBURA!¡± I read his mind.


    Well, it was a nice try, Megamon.


    But to defeat me?


    Pfffft!


    As the man slowly regained vision since he blinded himself with that intense beam of light, he could see the aftermath.


    The smug look disappeared from his teenager faceand his facial skin went white.


    His eyes shot open.


    ¡°No¡­ NO WAY!¡± he screamed, as he could still see...


    ME! A handsome and beautifully tanned Demon Lord!


    POP!


    ¡°Sorry friend, but gotta go now. Thank you so much for the gift and see ya later!¡±


    I smiled cheerfullyand gave my thanks to him, for the gift exchanging event and that flashy firework.


    I didn¡¯t forget to include a proper goodbye either.


    Well, it was fun, but I had to come home.


    So...


    Well, see you later young isekai-er!


    Can¡¯t wait to put your art on the shelf when I get home!


    Hmmm¡­ now I think back about it...


    Megamon the warrior, what a nice guy he was!

 Chapter 2: Trace on!

    On the other day.


    ¡°Demon Lord Gruragaramograd the Great numbered Twenty-five point One!¡± someone shouted.


    And I was like, OH FUCK ME!


    Not again!


    Friends, guess what?


    A spearman came!


    Since that event with Megamon, more and more people came for me. It was great that people started to appreciate my work of art, right?


    Urgh... I wish things were that simple.


    You know,being a celebrity was tough...


    Andnot to mention...


    Even I, the most powerful Demon Lord, couldn¡¯t produce heads endlessly you know?


    That''s not how Laws of Thermodynamic works!


    And so,I peeked out of the window and shouted back.


    ¡°Mister spearman! I¡¯m busy! can¡¯t give you a head right now! Please come back lateeeer!¡±


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    ¡°W-whatt? H-How dare you sexual harass me y-yo-you HORNY DEVIL!¡±


    His face reddened like a tomato.


    What the fuck?


    Sexual harassing?


    Why?


    And why do my horns have anything to do with that?


    Well, like I said.


    We can¡¯t understand these idiots¡­


    Sigh.


    And so, the same scenario as chapter 1.


    ¡°My name is Simbalad! In the name of the sevenfriendly seas! Pacific! Atlantic! Indian! Artic! Medi! Gulf! Caribb! I shall bring forth judgement to all evil! ¡­¡±


    A, here it goes, another ultimate move¡­


    Misterspearmanflicked his spear in style, spun it around very fast for three and a half circle with both hands, shifted his body¡¯s gravity center to make an awesome pose and then screamed with a deep dark voice.


    ¡°GAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE¡­.¡±


    His Leviathan bone spear with so many pointy ends glowedcrimson red.


    But!


    Didn¡¯t I say that Iwas busy?


    So before he could even finish the word ¡°BOL-¡±


    Pop!


    I picked up his head up.


    And then, ¡°Thank you for the lovely head,¡± I said, turned around and went back to my castle.


    <hr>


    Not long after that encounter with mister spearman, the event that changed my life happened.


    While inside my room, as I was labeling his head ¡°Isekai-er #198¡±, an idea suddenly came to me.


    Like, Wah POW!


    And what do you think that idea was?


    Mehehe, let me show you.


    I was doodling¡­


    And thinking¡­


    Isekai-er...


    Isekai¡­


    Another world¡­


    And then.


    Holy shit!


    That¡¯s it!


    Why the fuck didn¡¯t I think of this earlier?


    I jumped around like being possessed by the demon of joy, while laughing this insane laugh of evil:


    ¡°Uahaha! Uhahahaha! Thank you Isekai-ers! Thank you! Thank you thank you thank you thank you!¡±


    Let-me-tell-you-this!


    Oh boy...


    That idea was ... brrrrrrriliant!


    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-ILIANT!


    I gathered all the heads


    Lighted all the candles


    Brought all the cupcakes


    Drew a pentagram with orange blood.


    And offered some unicorn juice.


    All of that just for a single spell.


    Yes!


    THAT spell!


    ¡°I am! The bone ***** ... As I pray ¡­.


    ¡° TRACE ON!¡±


    BOOOM!


    Everything in the room except me exploded and all the cupcakes vanished.


    And here it was ¡­


    Woaaaaah!


    A Map!


    A map suddenly appeared on the wall in the form of burning marks.


    And do you know what it means?


    It means that I successfully tracked down where their God is.


    ¡°Uhaha!¡±


    ¡°Uhahahaha!¡±

 Chapter 3: Reincarnated as a bunny.

    Three days later, I arrived at the God¡¯s place. He was the God in charge of Reincarnation. I wasn¡¯t aware of him in the first placebecause for some unknown reasons, he didn¡¯t interact with the real world much.


    His realm was huge, above that of sun and stars, and I had to flew pass Heaven to get there.


    Such a long ride ... need coffee¡­


    But back to our story!


    There he was, sitting on his golden sparkling throne made of shiny moon rocks, vaping clouds.


    ¡°Tuttu**! Demon Lord is here!¡± I greeted him, with a cheerful voice.


    ¡°What!!! Wo-wha-what the fuck are you doing here?¡±


    Surprised by my sudden visit, the God jumped off his throne and shouted at me with a bewildered face.


    Love the reaction!


    We then stared at each other for a short moment.


    ¡°Monkey! Boar! Bird! Ram! Monkey! Bird! Racoon!


    ¡°Smoke screen!!!¡±


    Pwoooooshhhh


    The God disappeared!


    But only if I let him!


    With my speed faster than light, I chased him down. He was very fast so it took me almost half an hour or two hundred times around the earth to catch him.


    ¡°Got cha! Balu balu balu balu.¡±


    Ichanted a spell to disable his weird majutsu.


    ¡°No! Please! Pleaseee! Have mercy!¡± he begged.


    Why? It¡¯s not like I¡¯m going to hurt you or anything?


    ¡°Anything but the art exchange!¡±


    So he is not a fan¡­


    ¡°Are you sure?¡±


    My art is awesome you know?


    Many people came to me for it you know?


    ¡°No thank you!¡±


    Ahh, he refused.


    My artist¡¯s heart just breaks a little.


    Sob sob


    ¡°Well, anyway, I¡¯m here to ask for a favor¡± I said, straight to the point.


    ¡°W-what do you mean???¡±


    ¡°I mean ¡­¡±


    I then explained my situation.


    <hr>


    After a loooong time talking.


    ¡°I see¡­ you are just sick of being too powerful¡­¡± the God said.


    ¡°Exactly!¡± I said.


    ¡°And you are NOT wanting to destroy the world?¡±


    ¡°Yes, YES! Why would I want to destroy the world? Seriously? Are you an idiot? What will I gain from doing that?¡±


    ¡°I see¡­¡±


    ¡°So ¡­ about that thing¡­ mehehe¡±


    ¡°Ahh, you want to be reincarnated in a different world, with the least power as possible¡­¡±


    ¡°Can you do it?¡±


    Badum badum badum!


    My heart was beating so fast as I was waiting for an answer.


    ¡°Hmmmmmm¡±


    Hmmm?


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    ¡°Hmmmmmmmmmmm¡±


    Hmmmmmm ¡­.?


    ¡°Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"


    Soooooooooooo¡­.?


    ¡°HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM¡±


    ¡°CAN YOU FUCKING DO ITTTTTTT???????¡± I got impatient with his ¡°hmmm¡± and shouted.


    That was NOT polite though¡­


    Right?


    You shouldn''t go around shouting at people just because you are impatient.


    ¡°Yes! Yes I can! I¡¯m just thinking about the process!¡±


    ¡°Oh! So that¡¯s what you are doin-- WHAT? YES?"


    "Yes!"


    "You can?"


    "Of course!"


    Boom! It''s a fucking YES!


    My heart literally jumped out of my chest and exploded in joy.


    The God startled.


    Sorry about that! Teehee!


    Well, who need hearts anyway.


    ¡°Ok, listen O¡¯ Great Demon Lord, this is what I¡¯m having in mind¡­¡±


    <hr>


    In the end, I was about to be reincarnated into a world called ¡°Online¡±.


    It was a world with a very weird system that had all of these weird concepts, like level, stats, skills, EXP, love meters¡­


    I didn¡¯t understand much, but it sounded like fun, so why not?


    The power within my soul was too much for a normal body to bear, so the God had to make something called [Demon Lord Seal] to suppress it. That skill would only be removed upon my death.


    Then, to the ¡°Character creation¡±.


    ¡°Choose your name, Demon Lord Gruragaramograd the Great numbered Twenty-five point One.¡±


    A name?


    Why?


    ¡°Can¡¯t I use my real name here?¡± I asked.


    ¡°That name is too long.¡±


    ¡°I see¡­ Can I choose any name?¡±


    ¡°Yes! Choose whatever sounds awesome!¡±


    ¡°Okay ¡­ Hmmm¡­ Thunder!¡±


    Mehehe, everything sounds cool with thunder.


    ¡°Already taken.¡±


    The name was rejected.


    What?


    I cannot use a name just because someone has the same name as me?


    What the hell is that logic?


    ¡°I¡¯m so sorry, but this is the common sense in that world. Oh, and please be case sensitive.¡±


    Hmmm¡­ I then lost in thoughts for a while.


    Thinking of a name is very hard you know?


    ¡°Thunder1!¡±


    ¡°Already taken¡±


    ¡°Thunder12!¡±


    ¡°Taken¡±


    ¡°Thunder1236835486!¡±


    ¡°Also taken¡±


    What the hell is that?????


    Arrrghhh!


    ¡°Thunder1234_*MeepMeep*_Lord_of_Lightning_Lava!¡±


    ¡°I am sorry, but I cannot include sound effects.¡±


    ¡°Alright! Thunder_xXx_Thunder!¡±


    If it¡¯s taken this time, i''m going to blow this fawking place up and call it a day!


    ¡°Oh! It¡¯s available!¡±


    ¡°Yes! Thunder_xXx_Thunder it is!¡±


    How awesome was that???


    I¡¯m happy.


    <hr>


    ¡°The next step is choosing your race. But if you want to go for the weakest, how about a slime?¡±


    ¡°No, I hate slimy things¡­¡±


    ¡°So what do you like? Lord Gruragaramograd?¡±


    ¡°Something cute, like deadly cute¡±


    ¡°Hmmmm ¡­ cute¡­ How about a bunny?¡±


    ¡°Woahhhh! I¡¯ll take that!¡±


    <hr>


    ¡°Next, color. I suppose we will go with white then?¡±


    ¡°What? Ew! Black! Pitch black! Like a ninja!¡±


    ¡°Hmmm, I can¡¯t do a black bunny¡­¡±


    What? I can¡¯t go black?


    You serious bro?


    ¡°I can do gray though¡±


    ¡°Aha, then gray it is¡±


    "Okay! Give me a second..."


    <hr>


    ¡°Done! And final step, choose your three cheat skills!¡±


    Pop!


    Alist containing many cheat skills appeared inside my vision.


    Interesting!


    Let¡¯s see¡­


    Growth cheat ¡­ nope!


    Level up by breathing ¡­ nope!


    Unlimited money ¡­ nope!


    Stealing skills ¡­ nope!


    Stealing panties ... nope!


    Be invisible ... nope!


    Casting magic without mana cost ¡­ nope!


    500% love meter filling speed ¡­ nope!


    Staying Loli for life ¡­ Well ¡­ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... Nope!


    ¡°Hey! Those skills are overpowered as fuck! Can I go with none?¡± I hesitated to choose any of those skills on the list.


    ¡°I¡¯m sorry, this is mandatory.¡±


    ¡°Hmmmm¡­ okay¡­. Then I will take the Loli --¡±


    ¡°But we have a ¡®Build your own cheat skill¡¯. However, if you do that, you can only have one instead of three¡±


    Aha!


    ¡°PERFECT! Yes!¡±


    ¡°So, what will your cheat skill be? Have any idea?¡±


    Hmmm¡­.


    I can¡¯t go for a too overpowered skill¡­


    But cheat skills are supposed to be overpowered¡­


    Oh! Got it!


    Maybe a skill which is useless in battle will do!


    And a skill that get rid of the most annoying thing in the world!


    ¡°YES! Can you make a skill so that I won¡¯t have to go poo poo and pee pee?¡± I asked.


    ¡°Oh boy¡­¡± the God slapped his hand onto his face, let out a long deep sigh.


    ¡°Can you do it? Can you do it?¡± I asked again, excited.


    ¡°It will mess up badly with the way biology works¡­ Hmmm ¡­¡±


    ¡°So ... you can¡¯t make it?¡±


    I seriously worried about my future.


    ¡°Actually, I think I have some good idea on how to do that ¡­ Are you sure?¡±


    ¡°YES!¡±


    Ting!


    <Are you sure you want to proceed with this character creation?>


    <Yes/No>


    Oooooooo! What¡¯s this?


    A message suddenly appeared inside my vision out of nowhere, asking me to confirm stuff.


    ¡°That¡¯s the message you will see very often in your new world, just focus on what you want to choose¡± the God explained.


    ¡°Woahhh! Impressive! Ok ¡­ focus ¡­ focus ¡­.¡±


    Ting!


    <Character creation completed! Welcome to Online, Thunder_xXx_Thunder>


    <Rainbowshifting in ten ¡­ nine¡­ eight¡­>


    ¡°Bye bye, Demon Lord Gruragaramograd!¡± the God said his goodbye to me, waving his hand.


    ¡°Ok! Bye bye old man! Thanks for everything!¡±


    "Take care! And don''t come back!"


    Of course!


    Fuck yeah!


    <...one!>


    Swoooosh!


    Just like that, I was sucked into a black hole full of rainbows and my soul descended upon the world named Online...


    ¡­ into a tiny fluffy ball of fur.


    Ting!


    <Reincarnation phase: Succeed>

 Chapter 4: First tears.

    <Welcome to Online!>


    Tatata tatatadaaaa! Tatata tatatadaaaa!~</a>


    <Downloading contents 0%... 1%... 2% ...>


    <Download completed>


    <Loading ¡­ 1%...2%...3%...>


    <Loading completed>


    <Entering Online>


    Ting!


    <Welcome, Player #8283856473>


    <Username: Thunder_xXx_Thunder>


    ¡°Cupcakede*******¡± (censored, duh!)


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    Woooooshhhh!


    Just like that, i woke up and found myself inside a forest.


    <hr>


    I opened my eyes.


    Woahhhhhhh!


    Trees!


    Trees!!


    Trees!!!


    And trees!!!!


    Andthose trees...


    Damn! Sobig!


    No, huge!


    Massive!


    Gigantic!


    That means¡­


    Tadaaaa!


    I¡¯m small now!


    ¡°Body check!¡± I shouted.


    Tiny arms.


    Tiny legs.


    Tiny belly.


    Tiny head.


    Long ears.


    Small nose.


    Tiny tail.


    Woohoo!


    ¡°Oh my¡­


    ¡°Oh - my - god¡­¡± I screamed internally while hugging my head with both hands, andchecked everything one more time.


    "Woaaaaaaahh," my body trembled in joy and happiness. My ears stood up long and straight and my vision blurred.


    Tear streamed frommy big round eyes...


    "YES! Finally,Ihave achieved the biggest dream of my life, the dream of becoming normal and weak!"


    "Fuwah~"


    My back fell onto the bed ofgreen fluffygrass. I looked up, saw rays of sunlight passing through many layers of leaves.


    Beautiful.


    Sob.


    Dear Mom and dad,


    I just want to let you know,that i did it.And from the bottom of my heart,I''m sorry, fornot being a good son,for leaving our beautiful world behind¡­ and mostly, fornot living up to your expectations as a Demon Lord.


    But please, mom, dad¡­please understand,and forgive me.Because I, your little Gruraga,must live the life that I truly desire.

 Chapter 5: When hunger strikes.

    <hr>


    I was laying down on the ground watching rays of sunlight passing through layers and layers of leaves, eavesdropping birds¡¯ communication while thinking about what to do with the cute baby ladybug landed on top of my little lubricated nose...


    Suddenly.


    Bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


    Whoahhh! Did my belly just speak?


    I startled.


    No.


    Oh no!


    I¡¯m hungrey!


    What.


    What am I supposed to d-


    Oh~


    Chomp!


    That was a crunchy ladybug.


    <hr>


    The baby ladybug was a nice little snack. But sadly, it was not enough to satisfy my monstrous appetite. So I got up, did some stretches, straightened my ears and wiped my whiskers clean to get ready.


    And ready for what you ask?


    What? You don¡¯t know?


    Oh my¡­ Let me ask you this: What will a bunny do when he is hungry??


    Will he lie down under the sun and do some photosynthesis?


    No no no no you are wrong.


    Bunnies are not PLANTS!


    So, the bunny will go... HUNTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. (Say it with a deep voice, friend).


    Yes, hunting, my friend. That¡¯s what I was about to do next: go around and look for some juicy chunks of animal meat.


    But first, I had to do some warm-up and checked my status.


    <hr>


    ~Status page~


    Name: Thunder_xXx_Thunder


    Race: Grass rabbit


    Level: 1


    Class: None


    ************************************


    Parameter


    HP: 15/15


    MP: 10/10


    Stamina: 25/25The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.


    Hunger: 30/100


    PATK: 10


    PDEF: 2


    MATK: 5


    MDEF: 5


    STR: 1 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina)


    AGI: 5 (+5 Speed + 5 PATK)


    INT: 1 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF)


    VIT: 1 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina)


    LUK: 5


    Free points: 0


    ************************************


    Loot:


    Uncommon+5%


    Rare+2.5%


    Awesome+1%


    Oh my god+0.25%


    Legendary!+0.005%


    What-the-fuck+0.000%


    ************************************


    Skill:


    Demon Lord Seal.


    No poop no pee.


    Quick feet.


    <hr>


    Then, when I was done with my long ass status page, I thought about the next thing to do.


    For hunting, you need a weapon. And thus...


    "I need to make weapons!"


    I then looked around for material and instantly found a stick that happened to be right next to me.


    What a coincidence!


    I picked it up.


    Ting!


    <Inventory: +1 Stick>


    <Equipped Stick>


    Aha!


    Cool!


    But a normal stick was no good for hunting, so I chewed it to make a pointy end.


    <Inventory: -1 Stick>


    <Inventory: +1 Pointy Stick>


    <Equipped Pointy Stick>


    Awesome!


    And you know what? Why not make a stick with two pointy ends?


    <Inventory: -1 Pointy Stick>


    <Inventory: +1 Two-ended Pointy Stick>


    <Equipped Two-ended Pointy Stick>


    SO - FUCKING - COOL!


    Yes!


    More pointy ends!


    @#$@#!##$%^#$


    Tadaaa!


    <Equipped Ten-ended Pointy Stick>


    Hmm... I want to make more pointy ends, but if I keep doing this it might not be a stick anymore.


    I decided to stop.


    BUT!


    Mehehehe. You know what?


    Two is always better than one.


    So I picked up another stick.


    <Inventory: +1Stick>


    And did the same thing.


    @#$@#!##$%^


    <EquippedTen-ended Pointy Stick>


    <MATK + 1000>


    <MDEF + 150>


    <Luck + 50>


    <STR + 200>


    <AGI + 43>


    And thus, with the two sticks in my hand...


    "Rarrrr! I''m invincible!"


    <hr>


    I went around looking for my prey. It was a massive forest, with many kinds of plants, mushrooms and insects. The flowers were awesomely beautiful too.


    But unluckily, I couldn¡¯t find anything for my dinner¡­


    ¡­ until I arrived at ...


    a HUGE swamp!


    Ribbit~


    Ribbit ribbit~


    Ribbit~


    Ribbit ribbit ribbit~


    Ribbit~


    Oh - my - god.


    You won¡¯t believe what I¡¯m about to tell you.


    That swamp¡­


    Was full of giant frog !


    What?


    Not surprised?


    Never mind.


    Anyways, that swamp was full of giant frog, and by giant, I mean really really big! Bigger than a house!


    Of course, not a rabbit house. A human house!


    Oh, you ask why did I know that?


    Because there were humans hunting for frogs in the swamp too!


    Yes, a young couple was fighting their battle of death.


    I decided to hide behind a leaf and watched the scene, as I wanted to learn about the combat style of my enemies.


    And suddenly.


    CHOMP!


    ¡°Noooooooooooooo!!!!!! WateRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!¡±


    One giant frog just ate the girl named WateR.

 Chapter 6: Still no food.

    <hr>


    ¡°Nooooooo! WateR!"


    ¡°MMmmm Track-! MMMmmmmmm Suitt!¡±


    ¡°WateRRRR!¡±


    ¡°Tracksuitt!¡±


    This girl WateR and this guy Tracksuitt were desperate, and it was heartbreaking watching this couple so I decided to help them.


    ¡°Don¡¯t worry guys, I¡¯m coming!¡± I screamed, and with the two sticks in my hand, ¡°[Quick feet] activate!¡±


    Woooshh!


    My body felt lighter.


    ¡°Chargeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!¡± I dashed at full speed towards the giant frog.


    With my incredible speed, I sprinted on the water surface, cut through half of the swamp in the blink of an eye and and closed the distance.


    Hup!


    Dodged a floating log.


    A frog was in the way.


    Hip!


    Jumped pass it.


    And here it was!


    <Monster: Giant Frog - Level 20 Beast>


    I kicked the water, launched myself at the frog. ¡°Heyaaa! DIEEEEE!¡±


    My stick sunk half of its length into the frog¡¯s body.


    BEP!


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    <45 Free points gained>


    <Stats gained>


    <Class: Assassin unlocked>


    <Skill Assassinate acquired>


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    The giant frog exploded like a balloon. Blood, guts, undigested food and all kinds of body fluids splashed on my body.


    But the most terrifying thing was¡­


    "SLIMEEEEEEEE!"


    You know that I hate slimy things, right?


    So, AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I screamed and retreated. With slimes all over my face, I had enough.


    Luckily, I found a pool of clean rain water just happened to be near by and used it to wash my body. Blood and guts and everything did come off but the smell was still horrible.


    ¡°Urghhhh¡­¡± I made a disgusted faceand completely lost my appetite.


    For a whole five minutes!


    <hr>


    ¡°Oh boy ¡­ still no food for me¡­¡±


    BBBBBbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


    My belly let out a depressing wail¡­ again...


    Itried so hardlooking for food, but no matter what I did, I found nothing. The forest was so weird. It had many kinds of plants and stuffs, butnot a single walking animal?


    Why?


    Sigh.


    Maybe I was unlucky.


    Sorry belly¡­ I¡¯ve failed you ¡­ I thought.


    However, just a few seconds before all hope was lost, I suddenly...


    Wait¡­.


    Wait a second!


    Why the hell do I need to go hunting in the first place?


    I''m a bunny!


    I''m not a predator!


    Woahhhh!


    Woooooooooah!!!


    Just like that,Woah POW!


    An idea came up.


    I gave up hunting and quickly prepared a different plan in mind.


    First, I have to find a grassland!


    <hr>


    I found a vast grassland which also happened to be right nearby.


    ¡°Yes! This is perfect!¡± I laid down on the grass.


    Closed my eyes.


    And just laid there.


    Quietly.


    Quiet.


    Soft breathing.


    And no body motions whatsoever.


    Completely quiet.


    Just like a ninja¡­


    Minus the presence hiding.


    And then, just after a few minutes...


    My plan worked!


    I could hear it coming from the sky.


    ¡°Screeeeeeeeecccccccchhhhhhhhh!!!!!!¡±


    An eagle!


    The eagle glided a few circles around to confirm my death, and then ¡°Screeeeeeeeccccchh!!!!!¡± it launched itself towards me like an arrow!


    <Monster: Tornado Eagle - Level 23 Beast>


    Hup!


    I did a kick up and got myself immediately into a combat position.


    The Eagle didn¡¯t even slow down. It raised its deadly claw.


    ¡°Come! I acknowledged you as my worthy opponent!¡±


    I grabbed my two dear weapons tightly, readied for the deadly clash. ¡°Hahahahahaha!!!!¡±


    ¡°Scrrrreeeechhhhh!!!!¡±


    ¡°Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!¡±


    ¡°Scrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeccchhhhh!!!!¡±


    ¡°HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!¡±


    SCRRRRRRRREEEEEEECCCCHHHHHH!!!!!¡±


    ¡°DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!¡± I jumped at the eagle!


    This is!


    THE BLOW OF DEATH!!!!!


    But then.


    ¡°Noooooooo! Bunny!¡± (???)


    Right at that critical moment, a young girl appeared out of nowhere and grabbed me!


    Whothe hell?


    ¡°Scrrreeeecchhhhh!¡±


    I was so confused!


    ¡°Go away! Go away! Bad bird! Don¡¯t touch the bunny!¡± the girl kept shouting nonsense at the eagle.


    Why are you chasing my food away you fool!?


    ¡°Go away!¡±


    ¡°No! Let me go! Let me go!¡± I shouted as loud as I could, but for some unknown reason, the girl didn''t understand.


    ¡°Nooo! Don¡¯t touch the bunny!¡± she kept doing that.


    The eagle gave up.


    ¡°No! Come back! Come backmy PRECIOUS!¡± I screamed desperately, twisted my body in every direction to try to escape from the girl.


    But, sigh. It was pointless.


    No¡­


    Sob sob¡­


    Just like that, my dinner escaped with the help of this senseless girl. Too depressed, I gave up on everything, dropped my sticks on the ground and let the girl do whatever.


    Another girl came right after that. ¡°Meetty! What were you thinking? That was dangerous!¡± she spoke to the first girl, Meetty.


    ¡°But, but! Riku¡­ I just can¡¯t let the bunny die!¡± the other girl was Riku.


    ¡°This bunny?¡±


    ¡°Yes! This bunny!¡±


    ¡°Hmmm ... Now I look at it, it¡¯s quite a cute one.¡±


    ¡°Right? Right?¡±


    ¡°But it¡¯s weird. It looks kinda sad.¡±


    ¡°Oh, now that you mentioned it, his eyes are sad!¡±


    ¡°Hmmmmmmmm¡­¡­¡±


    I was being stared at.


    What?


    What are you looking at?


    Of course i¡¯m sad!


    You just chased my food away you know?


    ¡°Maybe he¡¯s hungry!¡±


    Duh!


    ¡°Yeah!¡±


    Duh!


    ¡°Let¡¯s bring him home!¡±


    What??? I just heard something funny.


    ¡°Yeah! Let¡¯s bring him home and take care of him!¡±


    Hearing that, I freaked out.


    What?


    Wait! Wait a minute!!!


    Are you morons kidnapping me?


    ¡°Yes! Let¡¯s go Riku... Ooops! Look! He¡¯s wiggling his arm in joy!¡±


    No! I¡¯m not in joy! I''m trying to escape!


    Let me go! Let me go right noooooow!


    ¡°Yeah! And let¡¯s feed him a lot of delicious food later!¡±


    No! No! I don¡¯t want delicious food later you senseless piece of s- .. what!?


    I heard something nice.


    Alright...


    You now have permission to carry me.


    <hr>


    And so, I blindly let myself being kidnapped by the two little girl.


    But little did i know¡­


    It was a LIE!


    Oh boy, let me tell you this...


    Those delicious food was NOT nearly as good as I thought it would be!

 Chapter 6.5: Stick

    ¡°Haha, Tracksuitt! You¡¯re funny! A bunny? No way!¡±


    ¡°No! I¡¯m not joking WateR!A bunny! It came out of nowhere and then BAM! The frog exploded!¡±


    ¡°Are you serious? Grass bunnies are justlow level monsters, there¡¯s no way it can defeat a giant frog!¡±


    ¡°It''s the truth!¡±


    ¡°Hmm¡­¡±Stolen novel; please report.


    ¡°What?¡±


    ¡°Did you buy any weird looking mushroom from the dragon loli again?¡±


    ¡°What? No!¡±


    Stareeeeeeee


    ¡°Well ¡­ I... Oh my god look!¡±


    ¡°What? Don¡¯t you change the subject!¡±


    ¡°No! I¡¯m serious! Look! Look!¡±


    ¡°What? Where?¡±


    ¡°There!¡±


    ¡°Where?¡±


    ¡°There! I¡¯m pointing at it!¡±


    ¡°What? ¡­A ... stick?¡±


    ¡°Yes! That stick!¡±


    ¡°Are you ¡­ okay¡­?"


    ¡°Of course! That¡¯s the bunny¡¯s stick! There¡¯s no way a normal stick would look like that!¡±


    ¡°Hmmmm¡­.¡±


    ¡°Let¡¯s pick it up and see...¡±


    ¡°Hup!"


    BOOOM!


    ¡°Woahhhhhhh! POWERRRRR!!!¡±


    ¡°Oh my god! Your muscles!"


    ¡°Shit! I¡¯m so ripped! No way!¡±


    ¡°No way! Let me try!¡±


    BOOM!


    "Oh my god!"


    ¡°Hahaha!HAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHA!!!¡±

 Chapter 7: I wont eat no shit!

    <hr>


    I raised my head, looked at Meetty in the eyes.


    Then looked down.


    Then looked up.


    Then looked down.


    Then looked up.


    Then down again, at the green thingy in front of me.


    ¡°Seriously?¡±


    ¡°Eat! Bunny, Eat!¡± Meetty said.


    ¡°You want me to eat this?¡± I pointed at the thing, looked up.


    ¡°Eat! Don¡¯t be shy, it¡¯s delicious!¡±


    "Heh?It¡¯s green you know?Green means poison you know?''


    ¡°Eat!¡±


    "No no no no.You¡¯re crazy, little girl.This thing is NOT edible!"


    I then looked up atMeetty again, desperately tried to deliver my encrypted message by blink blink me eyes. But sadly, she couldn¡¯t understand it.


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    ¡°Riku! The bunny doesn¡¯t want to eat the cabbage!!!¡± Misty shouted.


    "What?Garbage?Why the hell do you want me to eat garbage?Are you insane?"


    ¡°Oh no!¡± Meetty then gasped. ¡°What are we supposed to do?¡±


    "What to do? Come on!"I pulled my ears in frustration. "Just give me some real food!"


    Riku thenput a very weird thing in front of me. "What about this?"


    Hmm...


    This is¡­ white?


    And round?


    Is this a ...?


    ¡°Eat, bunny, eat this!¡±


    The thing didn''t look that bad, so I decided to try.


    O-ok¡­


    Maybe this is fine ... i guess?


    It¡¯s white, then no poison¡­


    I thought so, and slowly approached the thing with caution.


    Sniff sniff...


    Oh hell I was wrong!


    ¡°NO!¡± I shouted and kicked the thing away. "This is NOT a brain!"


    "You liars!


    "LIARS!!!


    "LIARRRRRRRS!!!"


    ¡°Oh no! Not the cauliflower!!!¡±


    "What? What flower? This is NOT a flower! Flowers are colorful you know?"


    Arghhh!!!!!


    What¡¯s with these two idiots!?


    How come there are no fucking human with a normal brain?


    ¡°No¡­ The bunny won¡¯t eat anything¡­ what do we do?¡± Meetty then asked Riku the same question as before.


    Ireached my limit.


    "Oh for fuck sake! Just give me some real food!I was a Demon Lord you know?I¡¯d rather die of starvation than eating shit!"


    ¡°Riku ....¡± Meetty looked at Riku with a sad face. Riku then for unknown reason, poked my belly.


    ¡°Ouch! What the hell?¡±


    ¡°Hmmm... maybe¡­¡± she squinted her eyes.


    "Huh?Maybe what?"


    ¡°...he is sick?¡±


    "What?No no no no¡­"I shook my head, but they didn''t notice.


    ¡°Oh no! You¡¯re right! He might be sick!¡± And they convinced themseves the wrong way!


    "No!I am not sick!"


    ¡°Let¡¯s take him to the doctor tomorrow!¡±


    "Heh?


    "No! I refuse!"


    ¡°Yeah! Let¡¯s visit doctor BIZARRE!¡±


    "What?Doc what?"


    ¡°Yeah! Doctor BIZARRE is good!¡±


    "NO!He¡¯s NOT good!He has this strange name...andit''s all capitalized!"


    ¡°Don¡¯t worry little bunny, doctor BIZARRE is awesome!¡±


    "NO! I''m telling you! He is not! HE - IS - NOT!"


    ¡°And he will cure your illness and you will be healthy again!¡±


    "Nooooo..!"


    "NooooooOOOOOOO!"


    I screamed and fought with all my might to get away. But unfortunately, those girls were stronger.


    "Help me¡­" I seriously cried.


    Following that, after torturing me with all kind of shit, the two little morons put me inside a cage so I couldn¡¯t run. I thenthought about the doctor and instantly shivered."Shit. What''s with that fucking dangerous name?"


    My life was on the line.


    Now I have to break this damncage open and get the hell out of here!

 Chapter 8: Inside the cage.

    <hr>


    ¡°Seven-eight-five-six¡±


    Tick Tick.


    ¡°Tsk!¡±


    ¡°Seven-eight-six-five¡±


    Tick tick.


    ¡°Nope!¡±


    ¡°Seven-six-five-eight¡±


    Tick tick.


    ¡°Arghhh!!!¡±


    ¡°Must be this one!¡­ Seven-six-eight-five¡±


    Tick tick.


    ¡°Oh Come on! Why? Why? Why!?¡± I screamed in frustration


    ¡°Why the fuck do you have to use COMBINATION lock!!!???¡±


    <hr>


    ¡°Hah-hah¡­¡± My breathe felt heavy.


    My face reddened as my heartbeat raised.


    Sweat all over my body.


    Shit¡­


    I underestimated them¡­


    Those girls are so crazy indeed...


    For some unknown reason, the girls put me inside an iron cage, with a huge four digits combination lock.


    I had tried everything, from bending and chewing the bars, to even used my paws to dig a tunnel.


    But in the end, nothing worked.


    The only way out is to crack this fucking lock open!


    ¡°Hah - hahh¡± felt like I could do some killing.


    I¡¯m shaking...


    ¡°Calm down me, calm down... ¡° I spoke to myself, as I clenched my fists and grinned my teeth trying to stay calm.


    Fiiiiiiiifffff¡­. I inhaled many air.


    Fuuuuuuu¡­.~ - And exhaled slowly.


    ¡°Yes! One more time!¡±


    Fiiiiiiiifffff¡­.~


    Fuuuuuuuuuu¡­.~


    ¡°One more!¡±


    Fiiiiiiiifffff¡­.~


    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu¡­.~


    Somehow, it worked.


    My heart slowly regain its calm.


    ¡°...Good! Let¡¯s try again!¡±


    This time, I closed my eyes, searched through my memories¡­


    Woooosh!


    I dived into the memory vortex of the far past¡­


    And then, I saw it!


    The face of my dear old brother as he spoke this poem in an old guru voice:You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story.


    ¡°When inside the Escape room,


    don¡¯t over think, and don¡¯t you panic.


    Look for clues that are obvious,


    things that are not supposed to be


    there¡­


    The answer will come to you.


    And remember, no matter what,


    stay cool.¡±


    Yes, brother.


    Stay cool.


    Stay cool¡­


    However,


    Hmmm...


    Weird, I¡¯ve already looked at everything.


    So why?


    Why?


    There¡¯s still something I missed?


    Hmmm...


    Okay!


    Again!


    Firstly, pebbles.


    One-two-three-four-five-six-seven pebbles.


    So, the first number must be seven!


    Secondly, flower pots.


    One-two-three-four-five-six flower pots.


    Hmmm¡­ six it is!


    Next, bars.


    One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight iron bars.


    Must be eight then.


    And, finally, those weird looking rocks next to my cage.


    Very obvious clue.


    Must be it!


    One-two-three-fo-...


    ¡°Oink! What the hell are you doing!? It¡¯s so creepy Oink!¡±


    ¡°What???¡±


    A round looking animal with pink skin screamed at me as I was looking at the final clue.


    A ¡­ pig?


    ¡°Oink! Why are you looking at my poop?¡± It shouted again.


    What?


    ¡°What?? Your what!??¡±


    ¡°MY POOP!! Why-are-you-staring-at-MY-POOP!? ¡­ PASSIONATELY!¡±


    What!?


    Wait a minute¡­


    Seriously?


    These rocks are poops?


    ¡°Your p-p-pooop?¡±


    ¡°YES! My poop! They belong to ME! And who the hell are you? A poop bunny?¡±


    Poop bunny?


    What the hell is a poop bunny?


    ¡°NO! I¡¯m not! I am... Ehhh¡­ Ey! Who the fuck are you??¡±


    ¡°Answer my my question first, Oink! Pervert!¡±


    What?


    Per what!??


    ¡°Pervert! Pervert!!!¡±


    What!?


    WhY??


    ¡°Stop it! Why the hell are you calling me that!?¡±


    ¡°You are not a poop bunny! Then you¡¯re a pervert! A poop pervert!¡±


    Ey!


    Seriously??


    ¡°What the hell is a poop pervert!?? Are you insane??¡±


    ¡°Oink! Pervert! Poop pervert!! POOVERT!¡±


    ¡°NO! Cut it out! I¡¯m NOT! I¡¯m telling you, I¡¯m no POOP BUNNY and I¡¯m NOT a Poooover-whatever!!¡±


    ¡°Hmmmmmmmmm...¡± The pig then stared at me.


    Stareeeeeeeeeeeeeee...


    ¡°Ey!¡±


    ¡°Oink? You¡¯re not?¡±


    ¡°Yes!¡±


    ¡°Oink? Are you sure?¡±


    ¡°Yes!¡±


    ¡°Hmmm... you know¡­oink...¡±


    ¡°Huh?¡±


    ¡°It¡¯s not like¡­¡±


    ¡°Huh?...¡±


    ¡°I-i¡­¡±


    ¡°What??? you what!????


    ¡°I! -...¡±


    ¡°Huh?¡±


    ¡°IT¡¯S NOT LIKE I HATE IT BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!¡±


    Holy shit!!!


    I frozed¡­


    Two steps back¡­ then froze again¡­


    I wished the cage was wider...


    ¡°Well...¡±


    ¡°You can have them if you want¡­¡±


    "I know that bunny has a thing for poop, oink..."


    ¡°But it¡¯s just a little bit... ¡°


    ¡°Embarrassed you know?¡±


    LIKE HELL I KNOW!!!!


    And then, we stared at each other again,


    Awkwardly...


    <hr>


    ¡°Y-y-you... seriously... don¡¯t want my¡­ p-??¡±


    ¡°NO!!!! I¡¯m NOT! I don¡¯t want anything with your SHIT!!!!¡±


    ¡°So why was you STARINGGGG!!!!!!!¡±


    ¡°I was just looking for a CLUEEEEE!!!¡±


    ¡°Who would look for clue in THATTTTT!!!!


    ¡°It¡¯s for the fawking combination lock right THERE!!!¡±


    ¡°What?¡±


    ¡°It¡¯s for the LOCK!¡±


    ¡°Oink? Seriously?¡±


    ¡°Yes, I¡¯m serious! I was looking for clues for the combination lock and just happened to saw your fucking poop!¡±


    ¡°What are you saying? Oink? What do you mean clues ????...¡±


    ¡°Jeeeezzz!!! I mean¡­¡±


    <hr>


    ¡°Oink! Thunder_xXx_Thunder, were you seriously looking for clues like that?¡±


    ¡°Well, yes...¡±


    ¡°It¡¯s not going to work!¡±¡±


    ¡°What? What are you saying?¡±


    ¡°Just think about it, oink! Who the heck was stupid enough to lock you up and then put clues inside your cage so you can find it and escape? oink???¡±


    Heh?


    ¡°Oh no¡­ Pingy, you¡¯re¡­ right!¡±


    ¡°Of course I am! Oink! Well, if you want to get out that badly¡­


    ¡°I just happened to know the numbers, oink¡­¡±


    ¡°What??? You do!??? What is it?? Tell me!¡±


    ¡°I can tell you ¡­ but ¡­ what¡­ what do i gain from helping you ?¡±


    Huh?


    Is she wanting something from me??


    As I wondering about that, I noticed Pingy'' eyes fixed to the thing next to me.


    ¡°Well, I can give you ¡­ this?¡±I pointed at all green stuffs that Misty gave me.


    ¡°OINK!¡±


    Aha!


    ¡°Can I have them all ?¡±


    ¡°Yes! Just give me the numbers¡±


    ¡°Okay oink~¡±


    Yes! Finally! I can can get out of here!


    ¡°It¡¯s -...¡±


    But then, Pingy stopped¡­


    ¡°What? What are the numbers? Ey! Tell me!¡±


    ¡°On a second thought, oink! There must be a reason why Meetty locked you inside the cage!¡±


    ¡°No! There is NOT even a single reason!!!¡±


    ¡°I won¡¯t trust you! Oink! You don¡¯t have the eyes of an innocent you know?¡±


    ¡°My eyes what? Why!?¡±


    ¡°You might look cute, but I can see your eyes filled with darkness and death! Oink!¡±


    What? How can you even see that shit?


    ¡°You might be a wanted criminal! Oink!¡±


    ¡°No! I¡¯m NOT!¡±


    ¡°Or a serial killer!¡±


    ¡°No!!!!!¡±


    ¡°Or even a Demon Lord!¡±


    Shit!


    ¡°How the hell can you even come up with that!!????¡±


    ¡°Like I said, it¡¯s all reflected in your eyes, oink! The shadow of all the victims .... oinkkkkk ¡­ It gives me chills ¡­¡±


    ¡°What? Please !!! Please believe me!!!¡±


    ¡°I¡¯m sorry Mr Bunny, I am not the one to decide. Oink. You will have to wait for Meetty to release you.¡±


    And then, Pingy turned around and walked away¡­


    ¡°Wait!!! No!!! Pleaseee!!!¡±


    ¡°I¡¯m sorry!!! I can¡¯t! OINK!!!¡±


    ¡°Waittt!!!! I DON¡¯T WANT TO GO TO DOCTOR BIZARRE!!!!¡±


    Suddenly, the Pig stopped.


    And she returned!


    ¡°On another second thought, Oink, I will release you right now.¡± Pingy said, with a serious face. ¡°Doctor BIZARRE is bad! Oink! You might even lose your life !¡±


    ¡°What? What do you know about him?¡±


    ¡°Well, I met him a while ago, oink, and he gave me this thing called DIET! Oink!"


    DIET?


    Oh no¡­ It has the word ¡°DIE¡± in it!


    Holy shit!


    Poor Pingy...


    ¡°I¡¯m very sorry. That sounds every...¡±


    ¡°I know, oink, that thing is pure evil. So run away! Run away oink!¡±


    ¡°Yes! Thank you very much!¡±


    ¡°The code is One-two-three-four oink¡±


    What???


    Clank Clank!


    ¡°Yes! It opened!¡±


    ¡°Yeah! Now go! Oink!¡±


    ¡°Thank you!¡±


    ¡°You¡¯re welcome, oink. But-¡±


    ¡°Huh?¡±


    ¡°You sure you don¡¯t want this? Oink?¡± Pingy said and pointed at the green stuffs.


    ¡°Ah, no thanks. You can have it all.¡±


    ¡°You seriously sure? Oink? It¡¯s very delicious you know?¡±


    ¡°Ahh, I¡¯m sure. I don¡¯t want it. I¡¯m only wanting to have some m-...¡±


    Wait...


    Wait a second!!!


    ¡°What? Oink? Some what?¡±


    ¡°Oink!?? Why are you staring at me like that oink???¡±


    ¡°And w-why are your eyes sparkling oinkkk!?!???


    "Oink? Are you drooling????¡±


    ¡°Wait! Wait!!! Oink!!! Wait!!!


    ¡°Nooo!!! Noooooo!!! Don¡¯t come here! Oink!!! Stoppp!!!¡±


    ¡°Noooo!!!! OINKKKK!!!! NOOOOO!!! OINKKKKKKKKK!!!¡±


    "OINKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!"


    <Creature: Pingy - Level 12 Pet Pig>

 Chapter 9: Demon Boar of Madness.

    <hr>


    I licked the red liquid on my face.


    It was warm, and tasted delicious...


    ¡°Urghhh¡­ you¡¯re quite strong, Pingy.¡±


    Unfortunately, that was my own blood.


    <hr>


    ¡°Oink!!! What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you attacking me?¡± Pingy shouted in confusion.


    A moment ago, I successfully landed a bite on her. But for some unknown reason, it failed to take her down, and she immediately retaliated with a powerful kick to my face.


    My nose bled and I started seeing stars.


    ¡°Oink!!! I¡¯m asking you!!! What the hell is wrong with you? Oink!???¡± - Pingy shouted again.


    I knew it was rude not answering her¡­


    But!


    "In real life battles, waste no time on meaningless conversations!"


    -Big brother-


    And knowing that, I did a kick up, got back on my two feet and readied¡­


    ¡°[Quick feet]¡­ ACTIVATE!¡±


    Woosh! I dashed.


    Closed the distance in 0.01 seconds!


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    Headbutt!!!


    ¡°Oink!!!!¡±


    Right to the nose!


    Next!


    ¡°Heya!!!¡± Spinning kick!


    ¡°Oinkk!¡±


    Smashed the face!


    Next!


    ¡°Ora!!!¡± Double kick of spinning!!!


    ¡°Oinkkk!!!¡±


    Right in the stomach!


    And!


    Finally!


    Triple kick of spinning very fast!!!


    ¡°ORAAAAA!!!!¡±


    CLANG!


    My last kick sent Pingy flying, crashed to the iron cage and bent some bars. I then landed on all four and grabbed the grass below my feet to maintain balance.


    ¡°Hah-hah¡± Heavy breathing.


    Yes! Victory!


    That was what I thought.


    But immediately after that, I realized.


    I was so damn wrong!


    ¡°Ouch¡­ It hurts¡­ IT HURTS!... I don¡¯t know what the hell is wrong with you, but you just got yourself into a very serious trouble you know?¡±


    Pingy got up. Her body started to shake.


    What???


    How can she survive my spinning kick of death combo???


    Her skin started to glow.


    It was glowing pink, then turned red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then white, blue, purple¡­


    And finally, black.


    ¡°You want to mess with me? Huh? You want to taste some shit, huh? HUH?


    ¡°BUNNY!¡±


    BOOM!!!


    The air around Pingy exploded!


    Her body tripled in size.


    The ground below her sunk with many cracks.


    Her eyes shone brightly like the morning star


    And the air she exhaled also had a dark color!


    <Creature: Pingy - Level 12 Demon Boar of Madness. State: Berserk Mode>


    What?


    What the hell is this?


    What is this fucking power?


    And what are those glowing th-


    *Thud!*


    Something hit my stomach.


    ¡°Blarghhh!¡± I vomited blood.


    And before my brain could process what was going on,


    ¡°Blargh!¡±


    Another hit landed!


    Shit!


    She¡¯s too fast!


    Can¡¯t keep up!


    One moment Pingy was right there ten meters away from me, the moment later, she was gone, and I found myself flying above the clouds.


    But that was not all!


    As I was falling back down, I saw it¡­


    The shining things!


    Fuck!


    Tusks!!!


    And not just two tusks, but hundreds of tusks all over her body!


    Shit!


    I¡¯m going to be impaled!


    Haha...


    I fucked up¡­


    Wooooshhhh!!! The sound of wind.


    I was falling fast.


    Shit¡­


    When did I mess up?


    Why is she so damn strong?


    Woooooossssshhhhhhh!!!


    She¡¯s just two levels higher than me!


    Wooooooooooooooooooossssssshhhhhhhhh!!!


    Just two le-


    Wait!


    WAIT!


    WAITTTTT!!!!


    ¡°DIE!!! BUNNY!!!!! DIEEE!!!!¡±


    ¡°ALL STATS TO STRENGTH!¡±


    BOOOM!!!


    The sound of an explosion shook heaven and earth.


    <hr>


    ¡°Hah...hah¡­ finally¡­¡± I got up again on my two feet, my mind was hazy.


    I could see my own bone pierced through the skin of my right arm and along with it, an incredible throbbing pain that made me want to scream my lungs out.


    However, the adrenaline rush put a smile on my face.


    ¡°I won¡­ nice fight!¡± I said and jumped off Pingy, who was knocked out unconscious and returned to normal.


    After that,


    Plop plop!


    I pushed the bone back, then screamed ¡°Arrrghhhhhh!!!!¡± as I twisted my arm back to its original state.


    The two sticks and a rope that happened to be right nearby worked wonderfully as immobilizing tools.


    ¡°Hehe, now then¡­¡± I slowly walked towards Pingy.


    But just when I was about to say ¡°Thanks for the meal¡±, it happened.


    <Warning!>


    <Hunger: 1/100. Body functions shutting down. Switching to hibernation mode>


    Haha.


    What a joke.


    My vision then filled with darkness.

 Chapter 10: Doctor BIZARRE.

    <Auto storytelling mode activated!>


    Hi friends, my name is Kawaii_Story_Bot.


    Because Floof cannot tell what he doesn¡¯t know, I¡¯ll be the one telling some parts of the story in third person POV.


    Please take care of me from now on! And here we go!


    Chapter 10!


    <hr>


    Protip #7:


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    (=''_'')


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    <hr>


    Little did the bunny know, he was staying inside a village called Cauconorth, located North of the Cauconus Empire. Although it was a small village, it had pretty good medical system, with many doctors running their business there.


    Among them, there was this famous pet doctor, or a veterinary physician more accurately.


    And his name?


    Doctor BIZARRE.


    The morning after Thunder_xXx_Thunder battled Pingy, doctor BiZARRE¡¯s office,


    ¡°Meetty!¡± doctor BIZARRE was surprised as he saw Meetty in the waiting room. ¡°Don''t tell me... you were here all night?¡±


    ¡°Good morning doctor! And yes! I was so worried and couldn¡¯t sleep, so I decided to come here, just in case there¡¯s something needed from me.¡± said Meetty, with dark circles under her eyes. ¡°So, bunny and Pingy¡­ are they okay?¡±


    ¡°Yes, the emergency situation had passed. I¡¯m glad that you found them and bring them here on time¡±


    ¡°Huuu~¡­ Thank God!¡± said Meetty, with a huge sigh of relief. And with teary eyes, ¡°Thank you doctor BIZARRE! Thank you so much for saving them!¡±


    ¡°No problem, that¡¯s my job. However¡­¡± the doctor squinted his eyes.


    ¡°Oh no! ¡­ Is there something wrong?¡± Meetty immediately stood up, worried.


    ¡°Ah, no no. Just something that I found weird,¡± said the doctor, putting his hand on top of Meetty head, calming her down. ¡®Come, I¡¯ll show you!¡±


    ¡°Yes!¡± said Meetty, before she followed doctor BIZARRE into the patient¡¯s room.


    <hr>


    Doctor BIZARRE put on a big white blouse that was custom-made for his tall slender body, and walked towards Thunder_xXx_Thunder¡¯s bed. The bunny was sleeping like a baby, with a cast around his broken arm and some bandages covering numerous wounds.


    ¡°Pffft! Haha!¡± Meetty spitted and laughed ¡°Oh my god I¡¯m so sorry, but this is so funny! Awwwwww!¡±If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.


    ¡°Oh. Now you mentioned it, it¡¯s pretty damn funny!¡± said doctor BIZZARE. ¡°Well, it can¡¯t be helped. I had to shave his fur off to put on bandages and look for hidden wounds!¡±


    ¡°Awww! So that¡¯s why! Now the little furball has turned into a stick! Haha can¡¯t wait to see his face when he¡¯s awake haha!¡±


    ¡°Then come tomorrow. He will probably be woken by then.¡±


    ¡°Okee!¡±


    ¡°Alright, enough with the laughs. Now to our problems, watch this.¡±


    As he was saying that, the doctor grabbed a stick on the nearby table. And on one end of the stick, there was¡­


    ¡°A sausage?¡± asked Meetty, ¡°What are you going to do with that?¡±


    ¡°Shh! Just watch!¡± the doctor then moved his his hand, position the sausage right above the bunny¡¯s face.


    Sniff sniff¡­


    ¡°Huh?¡±


    CHOMP!


    ¡°Oh my god! He ate it! Along with half of the stick!!!¡± Meetty¡¯s eyes shot open!


    Nom nom nom ¡­


    Ptooey!


    ¡°And he spitted the stick out!¡± Meetty¡¯s jaw dropped as she couldn¡¯t hide her surprise. ¡°What''s happening!? How can he eat like that while sleeping??¡±


    ¡°Kaka! Now watch this!¡±


    The doctor did the same thing, but with a cabbage.


    ¡°Ehh... nothing?" Meetty was expecting something to happen.


    ¡°Nope, he refused to eat vegetables. Cabbage, spinach, lettuce, cucumber¡­ all of them.¡±


    ¡°What? Isn¡¯t he a bunny? That¡¯s nonsense!¡±


    ¡°I know, but that¡¯s the truth. Now watch this, this is even more impressive! Kaka!¡±


    ¡°Heh?¡±


    Doctor BIZARRE then cut some spinach leaves, mixed them with beef to form a meatball, and then put it on the stick as before.


    ¡°Seven leaves, Meetty, exactly seven. Now let¡¯s see¡­¡±


    Sniff sniff


    CHOMP!


    Nom nom nom


    Ptooey!


    Ptooey!


    Ptooey!


    Ptooey!


    Ptooey!


    Ptooey!


    Ptooey!


    ¡°WHATTT????¡± Meetty¡¯s eyes shot open again.


    ¡°KAKAKA! I told you! That¡¯s super weird! Now let¡¯s count how many leaves he spitted out!¡±


    ¡°O-okay! ¡­ One two three four five six se ¡­ no wayyy!!!!¡±


    ¡°Yes! Yes way!¡±


    ¡°Oh no! So the reason this guy refused to eat any vegetable, and then almost starved himself to death, is because...¡±


    ¡°Yes, because he is actually a ca-¡±


    ¡°A CAT!!! I KNEW IT!¡±


    ¡°Excuse ME?¡±


    ¡°Must be it! A cat in rabbit¡¯s clothing!¡±


    ¡°No no Meetty, not a cat!¡±


    ¡°Eh? No?¡±


    ¡°Nope. ¡±


    ¡°Hmmm¡­ You¡¯re right. He doesn''t meow. But if he¡¯s not a cat, then what is he?¡±


    ¡°Meetty, really? He¡¯s a CARNIVORE! He gets food from killing and eating animals.¡±


    ¡°Oh.¡±


    ¡°Yeah.¡±


    <hr>


    And then, after spending a while learning about different types of diet from doctor BIZARRE, Meetty returned with him to the waiting room, where they continued the talk.


    ¡°As you can see, even though rabbits are herbivores, this fella is an exception. He can only eat meat. So please make sure to feed him meat from now on.¡±


    ¡°Yes, I will.¡± Meetty nodded.


    ¡°And you should separate the bunny and the pig away from each other for now. So they won¡¯t fight again.¡±


    ¡°Y-yeah¡­ I¡¯ll leave him to Riku then.¡±


    ¡°Good. Then I guess that¡¯s all. Is there any more question?¡±


    ¡°Hmmm¡­ No, I¡¯m good. Thank you doctor BIZARRE.¡±


    ¡°No problem! It¡¯s my job! Anyways, take these pills and give them to bunny, it will help him recover faster! It¡¯s a gift from me, so you don¡¯t have to pay for it!¡±


    Doctor BIZARRE then grabbed a bottle containing many red pills on the shelf, and gave it to Meetty.


    ¡°Oh my god! Oh no¡­ I can¡¯t take it! That¡¯s¡­¡±


    ¡°Kaka! I really liked him, so I want him to get well soon. Don¡¯t worry, just take it!¡±


    ¡°Y-yes! Doctor¡­ You¡¯re so generous, you also gave free medicines to Pingy, and now bunny as well¡­¡±


    ¡°That¡¯s nothing! Kaka! I make a lot of money you know? So helping one or two little guys is no problem!¡±


    ¡°Yes, thank you, thank you very much! Doctor BIZARRE, you¡¯re the best!¡±


    ¡°Yes, yes, I know. Now go home and get some sleep. Come back tomorrow if you want to see the naked bunny!¡±


    ¡°Haha, I will. See you later! Bye bye!¡±


    ¡°Yes, bye bye!¡±


    And then, after Meetty left, doctor BIZARRE returned his room.


    It was a small room that he used to take his tea breaks.


    ¡°Hmmm¡± he sat down at his desk, ¡°Weird, I still can¡¯t remember giving medicine to any grass bunny before¡­ am I forgetting something?¡±


    As he was saying that to himself, he opened a black leather notebook hidden under the desk. ¡°Well, he defeated a demon boar with his bare hands, so must be it. Jeez¡­ I must be really tired from overworking. I guess when it¡¯s all over, I''m going request the Lord for some time off... yeah, Coucosouth Beach sounds nice¡­


    ¡°Hmmm, where did I put my pen?... Aha!¡±


    His pen, for some unknown reasons, was lying on the ground across the room. The doctor then extended his slender arms soooo long that he picked it up without even moving the chair, then wrote something in the notebook.


    "Although it''s extremely rare, side effects of demon blood can also include Carnivorism, Urinary retention and Constipation."

 Chapter 11: Kids.

    <hr>


    ¡°Here, bunny, try this!¡± a girl gave me some steaks


    Sniff sniff ¡°Yes, thank you very much.¡± I accepted the offering.


    nom nom nom


    ¡°Very good!¡±


    ¡°Try this too!¡± another girl shared half of her sausage with me.


    Sniff sniff ¡°Sure!¡±


    Nom nom nom.


    ¡°Yep, that¡¯s some good stuffs¡±


    ¡°How about this cupcake?¡± a boy with blue hair asked.


    ¡°Of course!¡±


    Nom nom nom¡­


    <hr>


    Haha! Friends, that was me! I was being fed!


    There were many small children surrounding me. They gave me many delicious stuffs to eat and in exchange, I gave them the permission to touch my ears.


    But how did I ended up in this situation you ask?


    Well, upon waking up, I found myself in a big white room, NAKED! Then, the creepy doctor did so many stupid stuffs and experiments on me, but he also gave me delicious food, so in the end it wasn¡¯t very bad. And following that, the two little girls came and carried me home, and then I stayed at Riku¡¯s place.


    Riku and Meetty then made me a white bunny suit to wear so I wouldn¡¯t be naked.


    Haha, a bunny in a bunny suit, how ironic was that? Well, that''s couldn''t be helped.


    Anyways, this time, lucky for me, they finally understood common sense and fed me real food. It was great, as I got to eat meat everyday, and even cakes!


    However¡­


    PTOEY!


    ¡°Oh no! He found out about the broccoli!¡± the boy with the blue hair surprised.


    Broccoli? Why the fuck do you morons have to put broccoli in the cupcake? Are you insane?


    I don¡¯t know why, but the kids kept adding stupid stuffs into my food! Broccoli in cupcakes, lettuce in meatballs, even spring onions in eggs! What the hell was that? Well, at least I finally knew about the reason why humans were so stupid. They were the ones eating stupid stuffs after all.


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    ¡°See? I told you! He will know if you put veggies into his food!¡± Meetty said.


    Duh! Of course! I¡¯m not stupid enough to eat poison! I don¡¯t want to die you know?


    ¡°But yesterday he ate my blueberries! And Ilsa¡¯s strawberries too!¡± another boy in the group joined the conversation.


    Why not? Berry blood is delicious!


    ¡°Hmmm, so he can eat fruits, but not veggies?¡± the girl named Ilsa spoke in a very soft tone.


    Yes, yes, so you finally understand. For god sake, please keep that in mind.


    ¡°Yeah, but it¡¯s weird. He really doesn¡¯t poop or pee at all! I wonder where all that stuffs go. Did you watch him carefully?¡± the blue hair boy asked.


    ¡°Yeah! Me and Meetty spent three whole days doing that you know? But we couldn¡¯t catch even just a single moment of him pooping! And his ass is alway clean! Maybe ¡­ he has a very good belly?¡± Riku guessed.


    ¡°Or he has a stomach bigger than the universe?¡±


    ¡°Oh! I know! I know! Maybe a wizard is living inside his belly and uses special magic to destroy poop and shit!¡±


    What? I wondered how the hell did they come up with those ideas.


    Well, mehehe, you kids are ALL wrong! The reason I, the great Thunder_xXx_Thunder, don¡¯t need to do those dirty callings issssssssss...


    <Secondary inventory: +1 Normal Cecotrope>


    <Secondary inventory: +1 Normal Cecotrope>


    <Secondary inventory: +1 Normal Shit>


    <Secondary inventory: +1 Normal Urine water>


    Tadaa!!!


    It seemed that the God of Reincarnation did a very good job! He created a secondary inventory just for me, and all of my poop and urine went straight into that!


    Well, I knew that I would probably have to take those stuffs out and dump them someday, but I wanted to test the inventory¡¯s limit first, so I decided to keep it like that.


    So far, at that moment, I had 756 Cecotrope, 432 Normal shit and 1240 Normal Urine water.


    I wondered what a Cecotrope is, and why they all had this ¡°normal¡± prefix.


    Does it mean that there will be ¡°abnormal¡± ones?


    Haha, friends, that¡¯s a spoiler!


    Oh!


    Wait a minute!


    Holy shit! Did I just forget to introduce those little devils to you?


    Aha! What a stupid me! Please forgive me of this unforgivable mistake!


    Well, it turned out that this Online world had a thing called Adventure schools, where people came to learn about becoming adventurers. Riku and Meetty were enrolling in one of those, called Elemental Tree, for humans from ten to fifteen years old.


    The school had many classrooms and many students, but for the best education quality, each classroom only had five to ten kids, and many different teachers for every different subjects.


    And thus, after a few days resting, Riku took me to school with her. This was where I met five more bastards. Three boys and two girls. And the interesting thing was... they all had different hair colors! And exactly followed the rainbow color code! What a nice coincident, haha, as I could easily tell them apart just by looking at their heads!


    Red: Riku, a girl.


    Orange: OliseEE, a girl.


    Yellow: Yomundorudo, a boy.


    Green: GeorgEy_168, a boy.


    Blue: Blob_Blob, a boy, also leader.


    Indigo: Ilsa, a girl.


    And finally, Violet: Meetty.


    Yes, that¡¯s all of the info dump!


    Now let¡¯s continue!


    A few days later, at night, when the moon was full and in its highest position, Riku and all the kids gathered at the school¡¯s playground.


    They brought me with them of course!


    And you know what they did?


    One of the kid, Blob_Blob, brought a ... demonic spell book! The fucking real Necronomicon!


    I recognized it because I had several copies of it in my old home. I was a Demon Lord, remember?


    But how the hell did he get it? And why the book also existed in Online? I had no fucking idea.


    Anyways, they turned to page 6669, prepared the ingredients based on the picture and spoke in unison.


    ¡°Bula bula bula bula bula¡­


    ¡°From now on, Riku, OliseEE, Yomindorudo, GeorgEy_168, Ilsa, Meetty and I, Blob_Blob, will be known as The ~RAINBOW RIDERS.~! Under the bunny¡¯s witness, we vow for the destruction of the world and universe!


    ¡°ALRIGHTTT!!!¡±


    Urghhh¡­ you know?


    To summon Cthulhu, you need unicorn juice, not milk, and several dragon testicles, not just some stupid marbles¡­


    Well, you didn¡¯t even speak the chant correctly anyway...


    And thus, in the end, nothing happened. They just officially formed this stupid superhero squad.


    But what about the Necronomicon?


    Well, I had to wait for the right moment to jump in and eat it whole. That shit was just too fucking dangerous in the hands of kids!


    So remember this, friends.


    Don¡¯t you ever, ever, EVER,... read or perform random rituals in suspicious books that you don¡¯t know nothing about!


    <Secondary inventory: +1 Necronomicon>

 Chapter 12: Pop quiz.

    <hr>


    The morning after that demonic book incident, our classroom.


    ¡°Good morning, innocent children,¡± a male human entered the class. He looked pretty young, had messy silver hair covering one eye and was wearing a black leather trench coat.


    ¡°Good morning, teacher Easy!¡± we all spoke in unison to greet him. The man was one of our teachers, teaching ¡°Defense against the Dark enemies¡±.


    And why ¡°we¡±?


    Because after so many days, the teachers finally recognized ME as a student and even gave ME a special rabbit desk!


    How awesome was that!?


    Anyways, when the morning bell rang, teacher Easy grinned with a strange glint in his eyes.


    Oh no! It¡¯s THE evil grin! I quickly turned my head to look at the kids.


    They all sat up straight with sweat all over their faces!


    ¡°Pop quiz!¡±


    ¡°Fuck!¡± Blob_Blob blurted out this dirty word.


    And thus,


    ¡°You, mister blue mohawk! Answer the first question!¡± teacher Easy pointed at Blob_Blob.


    Poor Blob_Blob.


    <hr>


    ¡°Tell me, what are the three forbidden second tier jobs?¡±


    ¡°Yes! T-they are ¡­ umm¡­ Necromancer¡­ and¡­ and...¡± Blob_Blob scratched his head.


    ¡°Huh? Come on! You learned that yesterday! How could you not remember?¡± teacher Easy raised his voice.


    ¡°Ptts! Ptts! Slave dealers!¡± Meetty whispered.


    ¡°And Slave dealer!¡± Blob_Blob answered.


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    ¡°Humph! That¡¯s two. And what''s the final one?¡±


    ¡°Ptts! Pizza maker!¡± someone else whispered.


    ¡°Pizza maker!!!¡±


    Oh no! Yomundorudo!


    ¡°What?¡± teacher Easy frowned. ¡°Zero point for Blue hair and zero for Violet too, because I heard that! Now then, mister Prankster!¡±


    Haha, RIP!


    ¡°Answer me, what is the final one?¡±


    ¡°Yes! It¡¯s Assassin!¡± Yomundorudo stood up and answered, loudly and clearly.


    Wow! Correct!


    That¡¯s impressive, Yomundorudo!


    ¡°Very good, now another question.¡±


    ¡°Heh?¡± Yomundorudo¡¯s face suddenly turned pale.


    What? Two questions in a row! What kind of evil is that!???


    ¡°Tell me, why is the assassin job forbidden?¡± teacher Easy asked again.


    ¡°Yes! B-because¡­ because¡­¡± Yomundorudo muttered.


    Oh no! He does not know the answer!


    ¡°Heh¡± a wicked smile appeared on the teacher¡¯s face. ¡°Curly hair, zero for you too! And what about others? Does anyone know the answer?¡± he then grinned and glared at the kids with a face that resembled death.


    And after waiting a few seconds, ¡°Anyone?¡± he raised his voice and asked again.


    But no one answered.


    The whole classroom fell in silence.


    Tick- tick ... only the sound of mister clock.


    <hr>


    ¡°Well, if no one could answer it, then the whole class receives ZEROS! And you guys can also say goodbye to the field trip tomorrow!¡± teacher Easy shouted.


    Oh no! I immediately stood up. Not the dungeon field trip!


    A while ago, the school announced that there would be a field trip to the nearby dungeon for the kids to get a real life fighting experience.


    Everyone was so excited!


    Come on guys! Say something!


    ¡°Teacher! Teacher! Pick me ! Pick me!!!¡± I then raised my hand, jumped up and down trying to grab the teacher¡¯s attention.


    I can not let him cancel it!


    However, ¡°Sorry bunny, I cannot understand what you¡¯re trying to say,¡± teacher shook his head.


    ¡°Nooooooooo!!!!!¡± I shouted at him in anger. ¡°You can''t do this to me!!!¡±


    I even climbed on his head and pulled his hair. ¡°Nooooo!!!¡±


    ¡°Nooooooooo!!!¡±


    But in the end, it was in vain.


    He didn¡¯t even react.


    And after a few more minutes, ¡°Yes! That¡¯s it! Zeros for ALL of you!¡± teacher Easy said, pointing his finger to all of us.


    Oh no!


    OH NO! I raised my arms in frustration and pulled my ears. NOOOO!!!


    ¡°And the field trip is also CANC- ¡­ huh? A hand?¡±


    Heh?


    Fortunately, just right before all hope was lost, someone raised hand.


    YES!


    And when I turned around, I saw it!


    Laaahhhhhhhhhhh!


    The angels sang and a ray of light descended from heaven upon a tiny little girl!


    It was Ilsa! The girl with indigo twintail!


    ¡°Very well miss Class president, tell me your answer,¡± said the teacher with two squinted eyes.


    ¡°Y-yes!¡± Ilsa stood up. She then spoke in a voice that was very hard to hear, ¡°B-because it comes from the first tier job, Thief, which is also a forbidden job. And additionally, the requirement to unlock it... The person must first be a thief and then go kill one hundred people. Y-yes¡­ T-that¡¯s all, teacher Easy.¡±


    Yes! Correct!!! Why? Why didn¡¯t you raised your hand earlier???


    ¡°Very good. A ten for you. The rest of the class still gets ZEROS!¡±


    ¡°What? Come on!!!¡± all the other kids shouted together.


    ¡°HUH? Any PROBLEMS!?¡± teacher Easy let out an intensive aura of darkness!


    And thus, the kids bitterly accepted their fate.


    ¡°No, teacher....¡± they all muttered.


    Scary¡­


    But then, the good news came!


    ¡°But because Indigo answered the question correctly, I won¡¯t cancel the field trip! Please learn your lesson this time and study hard from now on!¡± teacher Easy spoke.


    ¡°Yes! Teacher!¡± all of us students shouted.


    YES!!!! All hail our hero Ilsa!!!


    I saluted.


    ¡°Now then, let¡¯s begin today¡¯s lesson. I will be teaching you folks what the Assassin job actually is and how to defense against it.¡±


    And thus, after the scary pop quiz, the main lecture began.


    <hr>


    Kawaii_Story_Bot¡¯s note.


    ~Grass bunny~


    They are low leveled rabbits that can be found all over the Online world. They are short and small, and the normal one can fit just right inside a human¡¯s palm.


    However, Thunder_xXx_Thunder is an exception. He is very big, nearly tripled the normal size of other grass bunnies. If he stands up straight, his head can reach the average human knee height.


    Grass bunnies are often hunted for their fur and meat. Their feet can also be used to make low level Luck accessories.


    Stat gain average: 0.5 STR, 1 AGI, 0.5 INT, 1 VIT, 1 LUK and 5 free points per level.


    Race skills:


    <ul>


    <li>Level 1: Quick feet.</li>


    <li>Level 12: Cuteness overload.</li>


    </ul>


    Evolution:


    <ul>


    <li>None.</li>


    </ul>


    No grass bunny with level higher than 15 was found, so at the moment, we know nothing about the higher level race skills.

 Chapter 13: Unattended class.

    <hr>


    Teacher Easy was scary, so no one dared to speak even a single word without permission in his lecture.


    However, when we were half an hour into our lesson, something came up and teacher Easy had to go outside for a while. And before leaving, he gave us some books and told us to selfstudy quietly.


    But!


    Friends, I bet you know what would happened if the teacher left class unattended, right?


    THIS CHAPTER happened!


    <hr>


    ¡°Ridiculous!!!¡± Blob_Blob slammed his book on the table and shouted, startled everyone.


    ¡°What? What is it?¡± the sleeping Yomundorudo immediately sat up straight and turned to face Blob_Blob.


    Blob_Blob then raised his book above his head to show Yomundorudo, ¡°Yo! Yoyo! The skill! Assassinate! Here! Here! Page sixty seven! Page - ¡±


    But before he could finish his communication, OliseEE, who was sitting next to him, snatched the book and interrupted.


    ¡°Blob_Blob! Are you skipping parts again? We have to read the introduction first!¡±


    ¡°Yeah, and then history, and then terms and conditions, and then...¡± Riku also joined the scolding of Blob_Blob.


    But Blob_Blob refused to listen.


    ¡°Come on guys! Those pages are boring as hell!¡± he shouted back.


    ¡°No! Those parts are important! They could be in the tests! Read them!¡± OliseEE said.


    And this made Blob_Blob frustrated.


    ¡°Alright! I will! Now give me back my book!¡± he said.


    ¡°Grrrrr..." OliseEE made this angry sound. And then, "Oh right! Why the heck did I have to take your stupid book!?¡±


    She suddenly realized that she took Blob_Blob¡¯s book for no reason.


    ¡°So give it back!¡± Blob_Blob reached out his hand trying to take the book back from OliseEE.


    But because of his hasty action¡­


    Thud!


    They bumped heads!


    The book fell onto the ground.


    A random page opened.


    And OliseEE looked at it.


    ¡°W-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???¡± she grabbed the book and screamed with her face turned red!


    And so did Blob_Blob!


    What the hell happened!?


    ¡°Oh my.¡±


    All of a sudden, Ilsa, who was sitting at the back row, leaned forward and whispered into OliseEE¡¯s ears. ¡°Lise, they are external male reproductive organs.¡±


    ¡°M-m-maleeeee???¡± The beet red OliseEE muttered and her hands couldn¡¯t stop shaking.


    ¡°Oh for fuck sake give it baaaack!!!¡± Blob_Blob screamed!


    But despite of his loud screaming...


    ¡°M-m-...m-maleeeee???¡± OliseEE''s brain had stopped working and could no longer respond.


    ¡°Arghhh!!!¡± Blob_Blob desperately tried to take back his book again.


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    ¡°AHA!¡±


    Yomundorudo appeared out of nowhere and snatched it from OliseEE!


    And then...


    ¡°Ahahahaha!!!¡± he laughed his guts out! ¡°So many dicks! And this proportion is so WRONG!¡±


    ¡°YOYO!!!¡±


    ¡°Oh shit you even draw dicks on teacher Easy¡¯s face!? What a masterpiece! I¡¯m confiscating this!¡±


    Oh no!


    Upon hearing that, I stood up and hugged my heads!


    He draws what!?


    ¡°Fuuccck!!! Give it back! GIVE IT BAACK!¡± Blob_Blob launched himself at Yomundorudo!


    ¡°Too slow! [Evasion]!¡±


    Yomundorudo shouted and activated his Rogue skill.


    Blob_Blob missed!


    Thud!


    His head hit the leg of the teacher¡¯s desk.


    ¡°Arrrgggh!!!¡± Blob_Blob got up and massaged the lump on his forehead. ¡°So you want to fight, huh?¡±


    ¡°Bring it on!!!¡±


    "Oh no!" Seeing that, Meetty reached out her hands trying to do something. ¡°Guys! Don¡¯t!¡±


    But she was useless.


    ¡°[Fire bolt]!¡±


    ¡°QUICK PUNCH!!!¡±


    ¡°I¡¯M JOINING IN!!!¡±


    Boom boom boom!!!


    The sound of explosions shook the classroom!


    Two desks were broken.


    GeorgEy_168 also joined the fight, and they fought a fearsome battle.


    ¡°Stop!¡±


    ¡°Stop this!¡±


    ¡°Don¡¯t fight!¡±


    ¡°Nooooo!!!!¡±


    All of the girls tried to stop the fight, but the boys didn¡¯t listen.


    Boom boom boom!


    The explosions continued.


    Until...


    ¡°Magic Mirror!¡± GeorgEy_168 cast this spell and thus, Peeeew!, he redirected a fireball straight towards Meetty!


    Poosh!


    Meetty¡¯s bangs were incinerated!


    Holy shit!


    Everybody froze.


    The boys stopped.


    Their face lost color.


    ¡­


    ¡°W-what?


    ¡°What is this auraaaaa?


    ¡°Oh no!


    ¡°NO!"


    I jumped on top of my desk and shouted while grabbing my ears with both hands!


    ¡°Run!¡±


    ¡°RUN MY BROTHEEEERS!!!!¡±


    ¡°DIEEEEE!!!¡± Meetty unleashed hell!


    BOOM!


    BOOM!


    BOOM!


    The classroom shook again with many explosions. But this time, there were terrifying screams and nuts breaking sounds mixed in it.


    And then teacher Easy returned.


    <hr>


    In the end, no one died because teacher Easy saved the boys.


    However, he was NOT happy!


    Everyone received a triple zeros, and ten more zeros for Blob_Blob because of his terrible artworks.


    No one learned shit.


    Well, actually, no one but me.


    I learned some stuffs when I skim read really fast before the incident happened.


    It turned out that there was one more way to unlock the Assassin job:


    ¡°You can also unlock this job by defeating a full HP opponent ten times your level with just one surprise hit, without any support from other people. But since this is such an impossible feat, there were only two people through out history had been known to achieved it. The first one is Hassan_e_Sabbah, founder of the dark guild Hashashin, and the second one is the One-Eyed Prince, whose true name has yet been revealed.¡±


    And upon reading that, I also remembered something and checked my status:


    ~Status~


    Name: Thunder_xXx_Thunder


    Race: Grass rabbit


    Level: 11


    Job: Assassin (PATK -20%, MATK -50%, MDEF -50%, PDEF - 50%, +100% speed, +100% critical damage).


    ************************************


    Parameter


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>HP: 530/530</li>


    <li>MP: 110/110</li>


    <li>Stamina: 790/790</li>


    <li>Hunger: 100/100</li>


    </ul>


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>PATK: 303</li>


    <li>PDEF: 49</li>


    <li>MATK: 30</li>


    <li>MDEF: 25</li>


    <li>Critical damage: 320%</li>


    </ul>


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>STR: 54 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina / point)</li>


    <li>AGI: 19 (+1 Speed + 1 PATK / point)</li>


    <li>INT: 11 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF / point)</li>


    <li>VIT: 26 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina / point)</li>


    <li>LUK: 35</li>


    </ul>


    Free points: 5


    ************************************


    Loot:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Uncommon +35% (1*LUK)</li>


    <li>Rare +17.5% (0.5*LUK)</li>


    <li>Awesome +7% (0.2*LUK)</li>


    <li>Oh my god +1.75% (0.05*LUK)</li>


    <li>Legendary! +0.035% (0.001*LUK)</li>


    <li>What-the-fuck +0.004% (0.0001*LUK)</li>


    </ul>


    ************************************


    Skill:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Demon Lord Seal.</li>


    <li>No poop no pee.</li>


    <li>Quick feet.</li>


    <li>Stick Arts level 3.</li>


    <li>Assassinate.</li>


    </ul>


    ***********************************


    Title


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Daredevil (+5%PATK +5%MATK - 5%PDEF -5%MDEF)</li>


    <li>True Hero (+10 VIT)</li>


    <li>Innocent monster (+20% Critical damage)</li>


    <li>One-punch man (+20% PATK)</li>


    <li>What the fuck user (+20 LUK)</li>


    </ul>


    <hr>


    Yeah...


    You saw it right, friends.


    I unlocked the Assassin job! And along with that, this absurd skill:


    Assassinate.


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Passive skill.</li>


    <li>Cooldown: Three minutes.</li>


    <li>Automatically activate when successfully delivered a surprise melee attack. That attack will deal 10x damage, with sure crit and ignore defense.</li>


    </ul>


    <hr>


    Kawaii_Story_Bot¡¯s note.


    ~Thunder_xXx_Thunder''s titles~


    Daredevil


    A reckless person.


    This title can be obtained by challenging an opponent with 10 level higher than the challenger, alone.


    Bonus: +5%PATK +5%MATK - 5%PDEF -5%MDEF


    True Hero


    True Hero saves people, without expecting anything in return.


    Bonus: +10 VIT


    Innocent monster


    A dangerous monster with cute appearance.


    This title can be obtained by killing enemies while being cute.


    Bonus: +20% Critical damage


    One-punch man


    The man who kills with only one hit.


    This title can be obtained by having over 90% of the kills being one-hit kills.


    This title will automatically disappear when above condition is no longer met.


    Bonus: +20% PATK


    What the fuck user


    WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR WEAPON !?


    Bonus: +20 LUK

 Chapter 13.5: Easy and Normal.

    While teacher Easy was in class, blink. blink. blink¡­ blink. blink¡­, someone used a mirror to reflect sunlight and delivered a secret message to him.


    His face suddenly changed.


    And then, he left the class to go meet this mysterious person.


    <hr>


    They finally met under an apple tree.


    With two hands inside the pockets, teacher Easy greeted the man. ¡°Normal¡±


    ¡°My brother!¡± the man named Normal raised his hand and answered with a cheerful voice. He was wearing another badass trench coat that matched Easy¡¯s, and his handsomeness would be on par with the teacher if his face didn¡¯t have so many ugly scars. ¡°Long time no see,¡± he smiled.


    Normal held out his arms looking for a man hug, but in the end, they only shook hands.


    ¡°Normal, I¡¯m a teacher now,¡± teacher Easy said with a cold face.


    ¡°Oho! So you quit the organization just to become a NORMAL teacher?¡± Normal asked.


    ¡°That¡¯s none of your business.¡± Easy said, his face expressed no emotion.


    ¡°I see¡­¡± Normal sighed, ¡°What a waste. The One-Eyed P-¡±This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it.


    ¡°Don¡¯t mention that name in front of me.¡± Easy interrupted Normal¡¯s words with an angry voice.


    Normal startled.


    However, he still finished his sentence. ¡°Prince.¡±


    ¡°Tsk!¡± Easy clicked his tongue.


    Normal smiled evilly.


    Easy then sighed deeply and looked away for a second.


    And then, ¡°Well, I¡¯m retired now. If you want to kill someone, please go look for another assassin.¡± he said.


    ¡°Ha¡± Normal laughed, ¡°I¡¯m not here for that!¡±


    ¡°So why you come here?¡± Easy¡¯s brows furrowed.


    ¡°Brother¡± Normal looked straight into Easy¡¯s eyes, ¡°to persuade you to come back of course.¡±


    ¡°Haha, no thanks,¡± Easy didn¡¯t laugh.


    ¡°Kuahhh! I have been rejected!¡± Normal suddenly crouched down and hugged his chest.


    But then he quickly stood back up. ¡°You serious?¡± he posed a question with a straight face.


    ¡°Yes.,¡± Easy sighed deeply again. And then ¡°Enough with this, and stop wasting my time,¡± he said.


    Easy then turned around and was about to to walk away.


    But Normal placed a hand on his shoulder to stop him.


    ¡°Brother!¡±


    ¡°What now?¡± Easy stopped. ¡°What do you want?¡±


    ¡°This will not last long. You know that, don¡¯t you?¡± Normal¡¯s face suddenly turned serious.


    ¡°Not your problem.¡± Easy shook his shoulder.


    ¡°Fine.¡± Normal let go of Easy, and let out a deep sigh.


    But right after that, ¡°Brother!¡± Normal called out for Easy again.


    However, the man just kept on walking.


    ¡°There¡¯s one more thing!¡± Normal chased after Easy and shouted.


    Easy didn¡¯t answer.


    ¡°I also come here to warn you. We are investigating this area!¡±


    ¡°So what?¡± Easy replied, but didn¡¯t stop moving. ¡°How does that have anything to do with me?¡±


    ¡°There are traces of demonic magic all over the place you know?¡±


    Easy stopped. ¡°What?¡± he said.


    ¡°The demons might be up to something again. There¡¯s probably a very strong demon lurking around here.¡± Normal said.


    ¡°Demon? Phantom?¡±


    ¡°Yes, Demons. But I don''t know if the Phantom has anything to do with this. So be careful, brother.¡±


    Easy then stood still for a while.


    And then, ¡°Thanks¡­¡± Easy thanked Normal. ¡°But why do you have to tell me that? Isn¡¯t it your secret mission?¡± he turned around and asked.


    ¡°You have kids now, don¡¯t you?¡± Normal said.


    ¡°What do you mean?¡± Easy asked.


    ¡°Those students, don¡¯t you want to protect them?¡±


    ¡­


    ¡°Brother?¡±


    ¡°Hah, I see¡­¡± Easy smiled, for some unknown reason.


    ¡°Be careful.¡± Normal said.


    ¡°Thanks.¡± teacher Easy said.


    And then, he returned to the class, just in time to prevent the murder of three young boys.

 Chapter 14: Dinner before the field trip

    <hr>


    ¡°Bunny, open wide!¡±


    ¡°Aaaaaa¡±


    I opened my mouth and Riku tossed two red pills into it.


    <<del>Demon King Blood</del>Protein supplement>


    Nom nom¡­Delicious!


    They were some kind of supplement that doctor BIZARRE gave me. I had no idea what they were for, but since they were sweet and delicious, I happily took six pills a day, one pill at a time right before my meals.


    And speaking of meals¡­


    ¡°Ilsa! Is the chicken done yet?¡± Riku called out for Ilsa, who was inside the kitchen at the moment.


    ¡°Three minutes!¡± Ilsa shouted back.


    ¡°Okay!¡± said Riku.


    "Hurry hurry!" I also shouted. Even though the kids couldn''t understand what I said, I still shouted as I couldn''t wait for the chicken to be done.


    Hmmph!


    It was chicken you know?


    Steampunk oven roasted chicken with many steam!


    Yum yum!


    I then helped Riku prepare and decorate the table with wooden utensils and colorful flowers which I found somewhere outside.


    And then all what''s left to do was waiting for other kids to come over.


    <hr>


    Knock knock.They arrived!


    Me and Riku quickly ran towards the door.


    I would like to open the door right away, but first...


    "Speak friend and enter!" Me and Riku shouted in unison. We had to put up security just incase of wolf.


    "Watermellon," those outside spoke.


    Correct!


    Riku then twisted the knob and opened the door.


    I just stood aside to greet them and ... to peak at the things they brought over of course!


    Blob_Blob brought milk.


    GeorgEy_168 brought berries.


    Meetty brought chocolate.


    OliseEE brought mushrooms


    and Yomundorudo... urghh... inedible green stuffs.


    <hr>


    Right after that, sun set. We sat down at the dining table and lighted the candles.


    Sniff sniff


    Oh boy... Roasted chicken smells so good!


    I drooled.


    My body couldn''t stop shaking.


    You know what, friends, we just got our new steampunk oven!


    Well, it was not really "new", because it was second hand stuff that we received as a gift from teacher Clickclock_TickTock,but it was much much better than the old one.


    Food cooked in it smelled like heaven! And there was so much steam it was awesome!


    However, there was one downside of it. It was tripled the size of the old one, and with that, there was now only enough space for one person to stand and cook in the kitchen.This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience.


    Oh, and speaking of teacher Clickclock_TickTock...


    He was a dwarf adventure who invented awesome stuffs, and taught us item crafting lessons. His house was right next to our school. He always called the kids over whenever he made a new fun invention, and the kids loved it! I loved it too, but, I just couldn''t stand being inside of his house. The smell of oil made my head dizzy, the floor was greasy and slimy... and not to mention the noises... It was like, tick tick tock tock tock cleng cleng cookkudo doo all the time! Too noisy! How could he even sleep?


    Anyways, back to our main event.


    That roasted chicken, just one whiff and bam! You''re defeated.


    But we couldn''t dig in just yet!


    The kids drew three imaginary Circles in front of their chest with their right hands. I did that too.


    And then we all said our prayer.


    "Bless us, oh Lord of the Sun, the Moon and the Universe, and these thy gifts which we are about to receive from thy bounty through... -oh boy, the prayer was long and boring as hell, so let''s skip to the end-...Thank you Berry much."


    That''s all!


    I immediately jumped in and ripped off the chicken leg.


    I then took the drumstick...


    AND ATE IT!


    DELICIOUSSSSSS!!!!!


    The skin was so smoky and crispy, and as my teeth sunk deeply into the the muscle, I slurped the hot juice that contained all of the wonderful umami flavor of meat and bone. Fuu fuu fuu~ ... I chewed. And when I was doing that, my mouth was always half full because I needed to inhale cool air to cool down the meat inside.


    My ears melted liquid.


    "Kukuku" The kid chuckled.


    They were not surprised, and they smiled as they watched me made the very first bite.


    I then looked at all of them with my eyes half open as my fluffy chubby cheeks bulged.Huh? What are you waiting for?I thought, and then went over the other side of the dish, pulled another leg off.


    I placed it on top of Ilsa''s plate.


    "Thank you for your good work!"


    But then,


    "Awwwwww!!!!" Ilsa screamed and reached out her hands!


    Oh no!


    I quickly turned around and tried to run.


    But...


    Ilsa was fast! She grabbed me with the speed of light and lifted me off the table.


    "Puah!!!"


    I spat out the meat inside my mouth as Ilsa hugged me really tight.


    She was only twelve and a level 16, but that arm strength was very impressive.


    "Very well, because you always feed me delicious food, I''ll let you touch me for one minute."


    And thinking that, I relaxed my muscles and stopped chewing.I also tried my best not to let any chicken or juice spilled on her beautiful indigo dress.


    And during that one minute...


    Weird... I''ve never knew that a human also has this kind of warmth...


    I enjoyed the embrace.


    And then, after ten minutes.


    Time out! I''m hungry you know?


    I wiggled my belly and forced my way to freedom.


    I took a chick thigh this time.


    AND ATE IT!


    AGAIN!


    <hr>


    Well, it was obvious that one chicken was not enough, so Ilsa cooked another one.


    Ah, those mushrooms and berries were delicious too!


    But chicken was best!


    We also had our conversation.


    ¡°Meetty, Riku, I keep wondering about this, but does the bunny have a name?¡± Ilsa suddenly asked.


    What? I raised my ears while munching on chicken thigh. A name?


    It''s Thunder_xXx_Thunder! But I can''t tell you because you can''t understand me!


    ¡°Ilsa, we took him to the Guild a few days ago to get him a name and to register him as my pet, but it didn¡¯t work,¡± said Riku. ¡°I don¡¯t know why though...¡±


    ¡°Eh? What happened?¡± Ilsa asked.


    ¡°It was all going well until we had him sign the contract. None of the contract worked!¡±


    Heh? Contract?


    What contract?


    What are you saying?


    A few days ago, they took me to the big building at the center of the village. And then many pretty girls came looking for me and they all wanted my signature!


    But I don¡¯t remember no contract!


    I also took another chicken thigh.


    ¡°Really?¡± OliseEE joined in. ¡°And what did the staffs say?¡±


    ¡°They had no idea. But it might be because he wasn¡¯t tamed.¡±


    What!? I dropped my chicken. Tame me!?


    Hup. I then jumped off the chair. Can¡¯t waste food!


    ¡°Heh? That can¡¯t be! How can he not be tamed? He followed us everywhere and even went to school with us!¡± OliseEE said.


    Well, I have my own free will you know?


    But tame me?


    Pttf!


    Very funny.


    I then climbed back up.


    Nom nom¡­


    ¡°Ooooo!!! I know!!!¡± GeorgEy_168 suddenly said with a mouth full of poison greens. ¡°Maybe he is actually a Demon Lord who was so unhappy about his ugly appearance in his past life and thus decided to reincarnate as a bunny?¡±


    WHAAT!?


    I dropped my chicken again.


    Urrghhh! My precious¡­


    But how could you come up with that nonsense idea?


    And can you please make this chair shorter or should we eat on the floor next time?


    ¡°Georgy! That¡¯s nonsense! Your weird imagination scared the shit out of me sometimes you know?¡± Meetty said to GeorgEy_168.


    Yes! I also nodded. This human boy is just too crazy!


    Can you believe it?


    Last time he said that there is a wizard inside my stomach!


    That gave me nightmares!


    ¡°Haha, that¡¯s our Georgy!¡± Blob_Blob grinned and place his hand on GeorgEy_168¡¯s shoulder.


    But right after that...


    ¡°Blob!¡± Meetty stared at Blob_Blob. ¡°What is that on your plate?¡±


    Oh no!


    She found out!


    ¡°Heh?¡± Blob_Blob didn¡¯t know what was going on.


    But then he looked down and saw some chicken, ¡°What!? WHAAATT? H-how can it get here?¡±


    Oopsie¡­


    The truth is, I put them there.


    The boys were not allowed to eat meat for three days as a punishment for that previous incident.


    And all they could eat was poison greens¡­


    But that was just too cruel!


    I couldn¡¯t stand it!


    Too cruel!!!


    Evil!


    I had to save them!


    ¡°Georgy and Yoyo too!¡± Meetty then said the names. ¡°I now increase the punishment to seven days!¡±


    ¡°Noooooo!!!!¡± The three boys screamed.


    "Come onnnn!!!" I also screamed with them.


    My heart cried.


    ¡°Sorry brothers¡­¡± I said while putting a mushroom on each of their plate, even though they couldn¡¯t understand what I was saying.


    ¡°Please accept my deepest condolences.


    ¡°And respect.¡±


    <hr>


    Well, in the end, my mushrooms were wasted as Meetty forgave the boys and let them have the meat.


    And following that, the kids also talked about many more stupid stuffs.


    Something about yawning is actually chewing and eating air¡­ mind blown!


    And something about this new emerging hero named Tracksuitt_Manypacks.


    ¡­ A very familiar name...


    And then before we knew it, Dong... dong... dong... the midnight bell tolls put an end to that eventful day.


    None of us could sleep, as we all lost in our own thoughts and imaginations.


    Yes.


    Finally, a new day had arrived.


    That day, the kids had their first field trip.


    <hr>


    Kawaii_Story_Bot¡¯s Note:


    ~Human~


    They are creatures with wide range of level that can be found all over Online. They used to be called ¡°Homo sapiens¡± in the old times, but then changed because of racism. However, creatures of the dark, such as demons, still called them ¡°Homo¡±, as a way of mocking.


    As the human race populated and their technology advanced, they explored and conquered many new lands, and also waged war with many other races.


    They think they are the smartest and the most successful race.


    But is it true? As many monsters, especially demons, think of them as stupid and pathetic creatures, with many flaws and existed just to serve the purpose of an unlimited food source.


    Stat gain average: 3 STR, 2 AGI, 5 INT, 2 VIT, 1 LUK and 15 free points per level.


    Race skills:


    <ul>


    <li>Level 1: Stats boost low.</li>


    <li>Level 20: Stats boost medium. (Replaces Stats boost low)</li>


    <li>Level 50: Stats boost high. (Replaces Stats boost medium)</li>


    <li>Level 100: Enlightenment.</li>


    </ul>


    Evolution:


    <ul>


    <li>None.</li>


    </ul>

 Chapter 15: Kids geared up!

    <hr>


    I got up, slowly.


    My body was burning hot and my fur was soaked in smelly sweats.


    My muscle hurt, but in a good way!


    ¡°Status check!¡± I checked my status again.


    ~Status~


    Name: Thunder_xXx_Thunder


    Race: Grass rabbit


    Level: 11


    Job: Assassin


    ************************************


    Parameter


    <ul>


    <li>HP: 535/535</li>


    <li>MP: 110/110</li>


    <li>Stamina: 530/790</li>


    <li>Hunger: 90/100</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>PATK: 309</li>


    <li>PDEF: 50</li>


    <li>MATK: 30</li>


    <li>MDEF: 25</li>


    <li>Critical damage: 320%</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>STR: 55 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina / point) (UP!)</li>


    <li>AGI: 19 (+1 Speed + 1 PATK / point)</li>


    <li>INT: 11 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF / point)</li>


    <li>VIT: 26 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina / point)</li>


    <li>LUK: 35</li>


    </ul>


    Free points: 5


    ************************************


    Loot:


    <ul>


    <li>Uncommon +35% (1*LUK)</li>


    <li>Rare +17.5% (0.5*LUK)</li>


    <li>Awesome +7% (0.2*LUK)</li>


    <li>Oh my god +1.75% (0.05*LUK)</li>


    <li>Legendary! +0.035% (0.001*LUK)</li>


    <li>What-the-fuck +0.004% (0.0001*LUK)</li>


    </ul>


    ************************************


    Skill:


    <ul>


    <li>Demon Lord Seal.</li>


    <li>No poop no pee.</li>


    <li>Quick feet.</li>


    <li>Stick Arts level 3.</li>


    <li>Assassinate.</li>


    </ul>


    ***********************************


    Title


    <ul>


    <li>Daredevil (+5%PATK +5%MATK - 5%PDEF -5%MDEF)</li>


    <li>True Hero (+10 VIT)</li>


    <li>Innocent monster (+20% Critical damage)</li>


    <li>One-punch man (+20% PATK)</li>


    <li>What the fuck user (+20 LUK)</li>


    </ul>


    <hr>


    Yes! Strength increased by 1!


    Very good!


    Let¡¯s do another set!


    And I got down on the floor again.


    One and two and three and four¡­


    Five six seven eight!


    I was doing it very fast.


    ¡­ eighteen nineteen and twenty¡­


    And just when I did my twentieth, I heard OliseEE saying something about me.


    ¡°Eh¡­ Riku, what is bunny doing?¡±


    ¡°I... don¡¯t know¡­ but he has been doing this weird thing every morning and night.¡± Riku looked at me and tilted her head.This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version.


    What? You guys can¡¯t tell?, I thought, I was doing push ups!


    Well, it might not looked like I was doing it properly because my hands were short and my chubby belly got in the way¡­


    However...


    There was a little misunderstanding with Ilsa...


    ¡°I see¡­ So it¡¯s now the bunny mating season.¡±


    ...


    ¡°Nooo!!! I¡¯m NOT doing THAT!¡±


    I stopped.


    Ilsa ruined my push ups, so I switched to squats instead.


    One and two and three and¡­


    ¡­ eh? Ilsa why you grinning?


    ¡°Impressive! So bunnies can also do that position. Kufufu¡±


    Nooo!!! What the hell is wrong with you Ilsa!


    So no more squats!


    Sit up!


    ¡°Reverse missionary? Interesting.¡±


    Come onnn!!!


    Handstand!


    ¡°Kinky!¡±


    I GIVE UP!!!


    This girl¡­ she is¡­


    I seriously concerned about Ilsa.


    Well, at least Riku and OliseEE didn¡¯t understand anything.


    They looked at each other with confused eyes.


    ¡°Reverse missionary?¡±


    No Riku, you don¡¯t need to know that yet!


    And thinking that, I jumped onto Riku and pointed at the bathroom door.


    She immediately understood.


    Since my arms were short, I needed somebody to scratch my back after all!


    <hr>


    And then, when me and Riku got out of the bath, I saw that everyone was ready for the field trip and had already geared up!


    And starting with the boys...


    Blob_Blob, level 16 mage.


    He was wearing a blue starry robe, but ¡­


    Why a pirate hat instead of a pointy hat? And you even have eye patch and a cutlass!? What the hell?


    I had no idea...


    GeorgEy_168, level 15 anti mage.


    He had a small mirror shield and a shiny sword.


    But ... is that a robe? Or a raincoat?


    Dude! Everything you¡¯re wearing is too shiny! And what is that thing on top of your head? A lightning rod?


    Weird¡­ Very weird!


    Yomundorudo, level 14 rogue.


    He had light armor, a pair of thrusting knives, two bags full of poison darts and smoke bombs. And I checked him again, but found nothing unusual, unlike the previous two boys who had some questionable sense of fashion.


    But then I accidently touched something on his shoes¡­


    BOING!


    The dude flew straight up and BAM! his head left a hole on the ceiling!


    ¡­


    Spring coils under shoes?


    Dude!


    What the hell?


    I couldn¡¯t understand the boys at all¡­


    And so I looked at the girls, hoping that they would have higher IQ¡­


    Well, it turned out that the girls were indeed better!


    OliseEE, a level 14 supporter.


    She was wearing only a short and white T-shirt, but had a giant bag on her back that was full of potions and supporting items. Her weapons were a one handed mace and a small knife.


    And I also noticed...


    OliseEE had bendy legs.


    Nice!


    Ilsa, a level 16 musketeer.


    Ilsa looked so badass with a black small dress, high boots, small swords and pistols!


    And her smile was so charming and ¡­ dangerous!


    Wow!


    10/10!


    Meetty, a level 13 tinker.


    Camisole, jeans, a bandana, a backpack, a small chainsaw sword and a crowbar!


    I really liked this clothes combination. She looked so sporty!


    ...Ehhh¡­


    Wait¡­


    Is this turning into some kind of fashion show?


    Whatever,


    Let¡¯s finish this!


    Finally, Riku, a level 14 monster tamer.


    She was so cute looking in sailor suit and had fake cat ears! And there were so many more different ears in her backpack!


    Rabbit ears, pig ears, bear ears, cow ears¡­


    Hmmm¡­ that makes sense, because of her job...


    But!


    I had to question her weapon choice.


    A giant bone...


    Well, it was much better than the boys anyways¡­


    <hr>


    And so, as I finished checking all of the kids, I went to the kitchen go get my stuffs.


    But then, suddenly¡­


    ¡°Bunny, be good and wait for us at home okay?¡± Meetty picked me up and smiled.


    Heh¡­ What the hell?


    Home?


    Wait for you?


    What are you talking about?


    And as I was still so confused¡­


    ¡°Come on, Riku! Let¡¯s go!¡±


    What!?


    Wait!


    Wait!!!


    What about me???


    Wa-


    ¡­


    And then Riku put me inside the cage, again!


    Can you believe this!?


    After everything we had been through together¡­


    The kids left me behind!!!


    ¡°No!!!¡± Inside the cage, I screamed! ¡°You can¡¯t do this to me!!!¡±


    ¡°Oh no, don¡¯t worry. We will be back soon. Teacher Clickclock_Ticktock will come and feed you today, okay?¡±


    ¡°Nooooooooooo!!! Not okay! NOT OKAY!!!¡±


    ¡°Woah, Riku, the bunny is crying! We are still here and he is already missing us! Awwww¡±


    ¡°Heh?... No I¡¯m not missing you you morons! Let me goooo!!! Let me go right now!!!¡±


    I shook the cage and shouted as loud as I could.


    But of course, they didn¡¯t hear me.


    And they left soon after that.


    <hr>


    In the end, who could have thought that the same scenario happened again!


    Locked inside the got damn cage!


    Well, it was not really a big deal since I had already knew the numbers.


    One-two-three-four.


    Clank! Clank!


    Opened!


    I then went to the kitchen to gear myself up.


    ¡°Hmmph! I¡¯m going to have my own field trip! Who needs those stupid kids anyway!¡±


    <hr>


    Kawaii_Story_Bot¡¯s note.


    ~Stick Arts~


    The legendary long forgotten weapon art. Stick Arts, along with Rock Arts and Rope Arts, are the foundations of all physical weapon techniques.


    <ul>


    <li>Sword: Just a stick that has sharp edges.</li>


    <li>Knife: Short sharp-edged stick.</li>


    <li>Spear: Long One-ended pointy stick.</li>


    <li>Pitch-fork: Long Three-ended pointy stick.</li>


    <li>Staff: Long stick.</li>


    <li>Hammer: Stick with brick. (Stick Arts + Rock Arts)</li>


    <li>Axe: Stick with sharp-edged brick. (Stick Arts + Rock Arts)</li>


    <li>Bow: Stick and rope shooting pointy sticks. (Stick Arts + Rope Arts)</li>


    </ul>


    And thus, the one who mastered the stick, the rock and the rope, mastered all physical weapons.


    Bonus: + 10*SkillLevel% PATK +10*SkillLevel% speed +10*SkillLevel% PDEF when equipped with a stick. Also enhances reaction speed.

 Chapter 16: Inventory.

    <hr>


    I went into the kitchen to prepare myself.


    First, I need some water, and ... what a coincidence! There was a water bottle on the table!


    I picked it up.


    Ting!


    <Inventory: +1 Small bottle (Water)>


    Urghh¡­


    Everytime! I made an unimpressed face. Those annoying notifications!


    Yes, every single time I picked something up, I heard that annoying Ting ting and the messages popped up!


    And not just one, but many!


    <Equipped Small bottle (Water)>


    <Max HP + 1>


    <Max MP + 1>


    See? More notifications!


    Is this really necessary? I thought.


    And you know what? When I held anything in my hands, the item automatically got quipped in my Weapon slot!


    A water bottle was not even a weapon!


    Well, the world of Online was designed to be this way. So i couldn¡¯t be helped.


    Stupid God¡­


    And then, what to do with the equipped Small bottle (Water)?


    Primary inventory!


    As I focused on that command, I saw a screen consisted of eight empty boxes. And then ¡­ Wooosh! The bottle disappeared!


    Ting!


    <Unequipped Small bottle (Water)>


    <Max HP - 1>


    <Max MP - 1>


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    Notifications again! And the water bottle turned into an icon inside my Primary Inventory!


    What a complicated system!


    Friends, because it would be sooooo annoying, please allow me to skip the unnecessary messages.


    And thus, after many more Ting! and many more messages, I finally finished the preparation of food.


    I could only pick up five Blueberries at a time, so friends... you probably got the idea of what I had to go through¡­


    <hr>


    On the other hand, despite of being sooo annoying, the system actually had a good side. It was amazingly convenient!


    As you could see, if I piled up all those chickens, sausages and berries on the floor, it would become a mountain of food that was even bigger than my own body! And that would be a pain in the ass to carry them all!


    But thanks to the Inventory, all of those items vanished and turned into icons, and I could bring them all with me without feeling even the slightest of their weight!


    Super awesome, isn¡¯t it!?


    Anyways, the limitation of one slot was 100 identical items, and as a small bunny, I had three slots in my Primary Inventory, and five extra slots when I equipped my backpack.


    Ah, speaking of backpack.


    I made my own backpack using Riku¡¯s unused pouch, and the awesome thing was¡­ I didn¡¯t even need to use my hands to open the backpack to get the items out, as in my old world!


    The backpack was basically an item equipped in the Cape slot to increase the number of inventory slots, and the weight I fell on my back was just the weight of the backpack alone!


    And of course, I also tried to put a backpack inside a backpack to see if I can cheat the system¡­ but unfortunately, that didn¡¯t work.


    Nor I could treat a house as a single item and put it into my inventory neither.


    <Item too large>


    Yes, that¡¯s what it said.


    But that made me wonder... what if I become a giant dragon? Can I put castle into my inventory?


    Kekeke¡­ What an awesome thing to do.


    And thus...¡°Become a dragon!¡± I told myself. ¡°I want to have my own castle collection!¡±


    "Maybe a ship collection, a tower collection, and with those towers and castles, maybe princess collection too!"


    "Yes! Let''s make that the ultimate goal! Become a dragon and play with buildings! Nice~"


    But then, as I did more thinking about the Inventory, I noticed a serious problem...


    You can make stuffs vanish in the real world and put them into your Inventory...


    Which only you can see...


    Does that make you a .... freaking Houdini!???


    Magic tricks will be a piece of cake!


    And so the act of stealing!


    And pick-pocketing!


    And robbing!


    So how can a shop owner be safe from thieves and robbers?


    And how the fuck hasn''t this world fallen into chaos y-... ah..


    Wait...


    You can''t steal something that is already inside another person''s Inventory...


    Hmm ...


    Hmmmmm...


    So how can people do trades safely?


    Thonking...


    Should I come to the market to find out right now?


    ...


    Well, Let''s do that after the field trip.


    And so, I exited my train of thoughts as I had works to do.


    However, that problem would be instantly resolved if I paid more attention.


    Next to the Inventory icon, there was a"Hand-shaking" icon, labeled "P2P trading."


    <hr>


    Kawaii_Story_Bot¡¯s note:


    ~Mage~


    A first tier job.


    Mages practice the use of magic, but only at the basic level.


    In Online, learning magical combat is harder than learning physical combat. People with low level have very limited MP and very low magical damage output. Because of this, most beginner mages rely on physical attacks and normal weapons.As a result, it is not uncommon for a mage to have Sword Art, Spear Art or any other physical combat skills. There are also many mages who give up their way of magic and go for another jobs instead.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Have basic knowledge of magic.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>MATK + 10%; MDEF + 10%; max MP + 20%; + 1*level to INT</li>


    </ul>


    Second-tier jobs derived from Mage:


    <ul>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Wizard, Priest, Witch, Sorcerer, Spiritualist Elementalist, Necromancer, Magic Swordman, Magic Spearman¡­ etc...</li>


    </ul>

 Chapter 17: Cecotropes and weapons

    <hr>


    After closing the Primary Inventory window, I got curious and opened my Secondary Inventory, just to discover a shock truth¡­


    I had lost many of my Cecotropes and Shits!


    And even weirder¡­


    Some of my poop and pee had ... increased in rarity!


    -Secondary Inventory-


    <ul>


    <li>323 Normal Cecotrope</li>


    <li>267 Normal shit</li>


    <li>548 Normal Urine water</li>


    <li>124 Uncommon Cecotrope</li>


    <li>87 Uncommon shit</li>


    <li>214 Uncommon Urine water</li>


    <li>36 Rare Cecotrope</li>


    <li>24 Rare shit</li>


    <li>99 Rare Urine water</li>


    <li>1 Legendary Cecotrope</li>


    <li>1 Necronomicon</li>


    </ul>


    <hr>


    What the actual... fuck!?? Legendary Cecotrope?


    Too confused, I decided to inspect this.


    ¡°Legendary Cecotrope!¡± I gave the command using thoughts.


    And in an instant, Pop!


    Something round appeared on my hand.


    ...


    ¡°So this is¡­¡± i gasped, looking at the thing.


    It was small, like a marble, with brown color, and kind of slimy¡­


    And had a very very strong smell¡­


    This is¡­


    ...


    ¡°THIS IS SHIT!!!¡±


    ¡°Cecotrope? What the hell with that fancy name!? This is just some stupid shit! ... Ewwww!!!¡±


    And I was about to throw it away.


    However¡­


    Blink blink blink blink blink!


    ¡°What?"


    "Why is my shit ¡­ shining?¡±


    As the Legendary Cecotrope bathed in sunlight, it shone brightly like a diamond¡­A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.


    And¡­


    The more I looked at it, the more noticed ... its intense aura!


    And rainbow glitters !


    Twinkle twinkle!


    "W-what the hell?"


    And then, suddenly¡­ I heard it!


    Eat meeee~


    Eaaaattt meeeee~~~


    ¡­


    The Legendary Cecotrope was... talking to me!


    ¡°Eat you?¡± I asked.


    Eat meeee~~~


    ¡°Urrghhhh¡­¡±


    And thus, like being hypnotized, I raised my hand and opened my mouth.


    ¡°Aaaaaa¡­¡±


    I was about to eat it¡­


    But then, at the last moment¡­


    Daddy¡­~~


    That snapped me out of the hallucination!


    ¡°FUCK!¡± I shouted and threw the creepy shit away!


    BEP!


    Out of the window!


    ¡°Like hell I¡¯m going to eat that!!!


    ¡°Brrrr!!!¡± Couldn¡¯t believe what I almost did, I shivered.


    Holy hell¡­


    I almost destroyed my own reputation!


    That thing is dangerous!


    And thinking that, I backed away from the window, and tried to focus on other things.


    ¡°I have to quickly finish preparing, and get the hell out of here!¡±


    <hr>


    And then, as I was trying not to think about what just happened, I opened the kitchen drawers.


    <ul>


    <li>Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife ...</li>


    <li>Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork ...</li>


    <li>Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon ...</li>


    <li>Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks ...</li>


    </ul>


    ...


    All common kitchen items.


    I grabbed some of those to use as weapons.


    And of course, I didn¡¯t forget to do some modifications.


    #$%#$^%$^@%#


    <Equipped Ten-ended pointy wooden spoon)>


    <Equipped Ten-ended pointy wooden chopstick)>


    ¡­


    Nah!


    Do you seriously believe that?


    I¡¯m just kidding!


    What the hell is even a pointy spoon!?


    I¡¯m not that nonsensical!


    Joke asides, these are what I actually equipped:


    Weapon slot (Right hand)


    <Equipped Kitchen Knife>


    Weapon slot (Left hand)


    <Equipped Wooden Fork>


    <Critical damage + 1%>


    Head slot:


    <Equipped Watermelon helmet>


    Neck slot:


    <Equipped Garlic necklace>


    <Darkness resistance +10%>


    <Damage to Vampires + 20%>


    Ring slot:


    <Equipped Onion ring>


    <Max HP + 10>


    Tail slot:


    <Equipped Ribbon (Red)>


    <Speed + 5%>


    And finally, as my fur hadn''t grown yet...


    Body and legs slot:


    <Equipped Bunny suit>


    <Max HP + 20>


    And thus, with that full set of equipment, I felt even more invincible than before.


    "Raaaawrrr!" I roared.


    And then...


    Pew!


    I kicked the door open, made a triumph pose, then closed the door and locked it with the combination lock (Of course!).


    Then, I headed towards the Green Trees Forest, where the Dungeon was.


    ¡­.


    <hr>


    Kawaii_Story_Bot¡¯s note:


    ~Anti Mage~


    A first tier job.


    Anti mage is a special job, specifically designed to fight against mages or other magic users.


    Despite of being an anti-magic job, it actually required the person to have great knowledge of magic. As a result, the Anti mage also know a lot of spells, and can even use them with more efficiency than a normal mage.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul>


    <li>Have basic knowledge of magic.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul>


    <li>MDEF + 20%; Debuff resistance + 30%; + 0.5*level to INT</li>


    </ul>


    Second-tier jobs derived from Anti-Mage:


    <ul>


    <li>Silencer; Magic Eater; Mage Slayer.</li>


    </ul>

 Chapter 17.5: Two older brothers

    Very soon after our Bunny¡¯s arrival at the world of Online, in the world of Offline, Castle of the Dark Black Demons¡­


    ¡°This is bad, big brother! This is bad!¡±


    A Demon Lord said to another Demon Lord in panic. His name was Bluelelelele the Greater numbered Thirty-six point Four.


    ¡°What is it, Blue?¡±


    The other Demon Lord¡¯s name was Kakakakuykaka the Greatest numbered One plus only Five.


    ¡°T-the Dragons! They have sided with the Slime!!!¡±


    ¡°WHAT!? Isn¡¯t the Slime DEAD!?¡± Kakakakuykaka slammed the table, thus smashed it into tiny pieces.


    ¡°No! Another Slime! It¡¯s a bad Slime!¡±


    ¡°WHAT DO YOU SAY!? A BAD SLIME!??¡±


    ¡°Yes! Big brother! A-a very bad slime!¡±


    Hearing that, the older Demon Lord¡¯s face turned redder than its original very red color.


    ¡°Bad¡­ slime¡­ not just bad¡­ but¡­ ¡±


    ¡°B-brother...?¡±


    ¡°....very ¡­ bad¡­slime¡­ Grrrrrrr¡­.¡±


    Kakakakuykaka was not happy.


    He then clenched his fist, releasing an unimaginable aura of multiple deaths.


    Sunlight suddenly vanished all over the world.


    ¡°Oh no! Brother, please stay ca-¡±


    ¡°Blue, Duck!¡±


    ¡°Yikes!!!¡±


    Bluelelelele immediately got down onto the floor as he knew what was about to happen.


    ¡°SLIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!¡±


    PHSSSS#$%@#%%^%#$$#%!


    The older Demon Lord screamed and unleashed waves of darkness energy that cut the dimension into many halfs, slicing every atoms thus created six more types of subatomic particles!


    But the God of the Universe couldn¡¯t stand this bullshit so he fixed the particles back to normal soon afterwards.


    ¡°Grrrr¡­ Grrr¡­¡± The older Demon Lord still growled like an angry wolf.


    ¡°S-stay cool! Brother!¡±


    Bluelelelele¡¯s face was still blue. He was scared shitless, but still tried to calm his brother down.


    ¡°Ahh, yes ... I¡¯m sorry Blue. Stay cool¡­ stay coo- DESTROYYYY!!!¡±


    PHSSSS#$%@#%%^%#$$#%!


    <hr>


    Then, after a few hours of absolute madness had passed...


    ¡°Blue.¡±Kakakakuykaka had finally calmed down.


    ¡°Y-yes, big brother?¡±Bluelelelele came out of his hiding spot under the rug.


    ¡°Isn¡¯t Slime extermination our little Gruraga¡¯s job? What the hell is he doing?¡±


    ¡°T-this¡­ this is¡­¡±The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.


    ¡°Huh!?? Answer me! What the hell is he doing!?¡±


    ¡°H-he said that he needed to go somewhere to play! ¡­ B-but he hasn¡¯t been home for a week now¡­¡±


    ¡°NANI !?¡±


    BAM!


    The table was smashed again!


    But the table was also a Demon Lord so it regenerated in an instant.


    ¡°GRUARAGAMOGRAAAAAAAADDD!!!¡±


    ¡°BROTHERRR!!! Please no more death waves! You will exhaust yourself! You still haven¡¯t fully recovered yet!¡±


    But despite the younger brother warning, the older Demon Lord still unleashed his uncontrollable wrath.


    PHSSSS#$%$%&$%#$%^#$!!!


    The castle was disintegrated but it was also a Demon Lord so it regenerated in an instant!


    The dimension was safe this time, so the Gods sighed in relief.


    <hr>


    Pant- pant¡­


    ¡°Y-yeah¡­ You¡¯re right¡­ I¡¯m exhausted¡­ I can¡¯t no longer get angry¡­¡±


    ¡°Yes, please stay cool. The most important thing now is to find our little brother.¡±


    ¡°Hmmm¡­¡± Kakakakuykaka finally sat down onto his Demon Lord chair. ¡°Do you have any idea where he went?¡±


    ¡°He first went somewhere... in the God¡¯s realm, if I remember correctly¡­¡±


    ¡°WHAT!?


    BAM!


    The table was destroyed again!


    And then regenerated.


    ¡°Gruraga! What are you thinking? And why didn¡¯t you stop him you stupid fuck!?¡± asked Kakakakuykaka.


    ¡°Brother!!! How can I stop him? He is the strongest among us!!!¡±


    ¡°And what about letting me know? Blue! Come on! Does marrying a human make you so dumb that you¡¯ve lost your common sense???¡±


    ¡°Brother! Lily has nothing to do with this!!!¡±


    ¡°Lilo my ass!¡±


    ¡°Brother!!!¡±


    ¡°So why!? Why did you let him go? He was strong but did you forget what happened to that stupid nonvisible dragon who challenged God?¡±


    Kakakakuykaka was referring to this dragon</a>.


    ¡°He¡­ he said he was chasing his dream!!!¡±


    ¡°What? What dream? That little brat only knows about cupcakes and stupid animu shits!!!¡±


    ¡°Dream of becoming¡­ weak?¡±


    Ah¡­ It turned out that Bluelelelele was trying to cover for our protagonist!


    ¡°Hah? Ey, Blue, what nonsense are you saying?¡±


    ¡°Brother! You really don¡¯t understand our little brother at all! Since all you care about is ¡­ Blarghh!!!¡±


    Bluelelelele vomited many blood before he could even finished his sentence, as he just received a serious punch to the solar plexus.


    ¡°Understand? Him? I was the one who raised him! And I was the one who scooped his fucking shits every fucking time! Do you even know that they were fucking radioactive? You did nothing for him! And you are saying that I do not understand him? You fucking...¡±


    BAM!


    ¡°Blargh!¡±


    Another punch sent Bluelelelele flying one full circle around the globe in three seconds, just to be punched one more time when he flew back.


    A few more punches and Bluelelelele was then laid flat on the ground, unable to move.


    ¡°B-brother¡­¡± he murmured.


    ¡°Stand up!¡±


    ¡°... that¡¯s not what I mean¡­ blargh...¡±


    ¡°Huh? So what do you mean? I trained him to become the greatest warrior in the world! So what is the thing that I don¡¯t understand!?¡±


    ¡°Did you¡­ pay attention at all? What make him happy? What is the last time he was smiling?¡±


    Bluelelelele slowly got up, shaking.


    ¡°Brother! Do you fucking know?¡±


    ¡°How... dare... you¡­¡±


    ¡°He was crying! He even tried to kill himself you know!?¡±


    ¡°What do you say?... ¡°


    ¡°He was too strong that even one scratch from his finger nail could kill God¡­ But all of that power, he said, was meaningless!¡±


    ¡°What...¡±


    ¡°Meaningless! And he said that he was so tired!¡±


    ¡°Hey...¡±


    ¡°Of being a mere tool for the Demons to rule the world!¡±


    ¡°Enough¡­¡±


    ¡°Yes! You raised him, so what? You think you understand him, but in reality...¡±


    ¡°Blue¡­¡±


    ¡°... YOU DON¡¯T KNOW SHIT!¡±


    ¡°I SAID ENOUGH!!!¡±


    ¡°BLARGHH!!!¡± Another punch sent Bluelelelele flying another full circle around the world!


    Kakakakuykaka then caught him when he flew back and slammed his face a million times a second onto the Demon Lord table.


    It took Bluelelelele a whole minute to fully recover his consciousness from that.


    And then...


    ¡°Blue,¡± said Kakakakuykaka.


    ¡°Big ... brother¡­?¡± Bluelelelele raised his head, and ... confused, as he could see¡­ his brother¡¯s ... tears?


    ¡°You think I don¡¯t understand?¡± asked Kakakakuykaka.


    ¡°So ... why ¡­?¡±


    Kakakakuykaka then wiped his tears and closed his eyes. ¡°You think that I¡¯m not tired of being the fucking head of his house? That I¡¯m not sick of our own fucking power?¡± he said.


    ¡°Then¡­¡±


    ¡°But there is a got damn thing called RESPONSIBILITY! We are the rulers! The balance of this fucking world relies on us! You can¡¯t just turn your fucking ass away from it like that! Do you understand?¡±


    ¡°I-...¡±


    ¡°And look at what just fucking happened! The Bad Slime! The Dragons! And the fucking Isekai-ers! And let me ask you a question, who the fuck hold responsibility for all of this? And who the fuck will have to clean up this got damn stupid mess!?¡±


    ¡°...¡±


    ¡°Haha! It¡¯s me! It¡¯s ME! Since that fucking brat ran away, now I¡¯ll have to take care all of that shit MYSELF!¡±


    Kakakakuykaka had already snapped.


    ¡°But¡­¡±


    ¡°Huh? But what?¡±


    ¡°... can we just all get along? I mean¡­ humans are not that bad after ¡­¡±


    Kakakakuykaka¡¯s face suddenly turned black.


    Bluelelelele also stopped talking.


    ¡°Blue¡­¡±


    ¡°I¡­¡±


    ¡°They killed your si¡­¡±


    ¡°I¡¯m sorry!¡± Bluelelelele prostrated, as he knew he just said the stupidest thing to his brother.


    ¡°Jeez¡­ Blue¡­¡± Kakakakuykaka sighed. ¡°Don¡¯t be such a naive, just because your Lilo is different¡­¡±


    Bluelelelele couldn¡¯t say anything back.


    And after a few minutes of silence, Kakakakuykaka was the one who spoke first.


    ¡°Blue¡­¡±


    ¡°Brother! Let¡¯s not talk about this anymore. We¡¯re both worried about our brother, right? So we need to find him first!¡±


    ¡°Ah, you¡¯re right. But where is he right now? Any idea?¡±


    ¡°I¡¯ve detected his presencecoming fromanother dimension. But to get there¡­¡±


    ¡°Another dimension?¡±


    ¡°Yes, but I don¡¯t know how he got there. And the thing is... the gap between here and there is too small that there¡¯s no way we can get through it.¡±


    ¡°Jeeez¡­ Grugara¡­¡± Kakakakuykaka sighed one more time. ¡°What the hell are you doing?¡±


    ¡°Brother¡­¡±


    ¡°Blue, how small is the gap?¡±


    ¡°Smaller than an electron.¡±


    ¡°ZZeesas!¡±


    ¡°Yeah¡­¡±


    ¡°Hmmm... ¡°


    Kakakakuykaka then lost in his thoughts for a moment. Many smoke could be seen rising from his head.


    And then¡­


    ¡°Blue, let¡¯s go to the library.¡±


    ¡°What? Brother, what are you trying to do?¡±


    ¡°If I can¡¯t come for him, then I will send out my minions. I¡¯m sure that I can at least squeeze a few through.¡±


    ¡°Your minions? What do you mean? And why the libra¡­ Ey!!!¡±


    ¡°Yes, Blue, I¡¯m thinking about it.¡±


    ¡°Are you serious? That is so fucked up!¡±


    ¡°I¡¯m fucking serious.¡±


    ¡°Shit¡­¡±


    ¡°How many Necronomicons do we have in our library?¡±


    ¡°Six thousands six hundreds and sixty six¡­¡±


    ¡°Good! Let¡¯s send them all! And open a fucking portal to another side¡±


    ¡°Fuck me¡­¡±


    ¡°Gruragaramograd the Great numbered Twenty-five point One! You¡¯d better be ready, cause I¡¯m coming over to slap your stupid butt!¡±


    ¡­


    And thus, that¡¯s how the Necronomicon ended up in the world of Online.


    <hr>


    Kawaii_Story_Bot''s Note:


    ~Demon names~


    In Offline, the Demon language is super weird so Demons will have super duper weird names when translated to English.

 Chapter 18: On my way.

    <hr>


    I forgot an important item, so I went back home to get it.


    The map! Or actually, a book that contained the maps of all the nearby dungeons!


    I had to remove 100 Blueberries in my Inventory to make space. The Blueberries were delicious, but the book was more important.


    ¡°What idiot would go to a dungeon without a map, right?¡±


    Thinking that, I saluted to give props to the cartographer who took his time illustrating it, and checked the maps one more time to ...hmmm... just for the sake of checking.


    I mean, there might be something that I missed?


    So here you go, the map of Cauconorth</a>!


    Looking at the map, I sighed in relief. ¡°Phew, I almost went the wrong way! I''m supposed to go northeast, not south-east towards Boofaloof river!


    Although I could still get to Greentrees Forest if I had traveled east, that region only had high level dungeons that were unsuitable for me.


    And so, I went north, saw the farm, then turned right and went onto the Don¡¯t Jump bridge to cross the Don¡¯t Swim river.


    The Don''t Swim river, what a weird name it had, was the one that divided the Cauconorth region. To the west of the river was Cauconorth Village, and to the east, Greentrees Forest.


    And you might ask why the river had such a silly name?


    Well, it was named like that because we were told not to swim in it, and the same could be saidabout the Don¡¯t Swim lake which the river poured into.


    But why not to swim?


    I don¡¯t know, I¡¯m not the one who named it!


    But I can ... guess!


    Maybe¡­ because they were both red areas? Meaning they were, in fact, dungeons?


    According to what I learned in school, the Online world has Green, Yellow, Red and Purple areas. Green areas are safe zones, where people are under God¡¯s protection and are less likely to be harmed. Yellow areas have wild animals and sometimes, stray Dungeon monsters appearing. Red areas are dungeons, where Dungeon-monsters spawn and re-spawn continuously. And finally, Purple, lands of the Demons.A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.


    They didn¡¯t explain how dangerous purple areas are, but with the way they talked and the fact that it was mentioned last, I guessed that ¡°purple¡± has to be ¡°Extremely Dangerous¡±.


    Then, standing on the Don¡¯t Jump bridge, I turned around and looked at the scenery of Cauconorth one more time.


    ¡°Beautiful.¡±


    Turning my head to the right, I could see many similar looking tiny houses all having blue roofs. The one with red roof near the poison growing area was my school, Elemental Tree, and not far from it, the statue of King Cauco, hidden behind a stupid watchtower that was placed there for no reason.


    Well, the village itself was just another typical village, nothing special about it.


    But the thing that captured my attention was a giant ball of fire, partly hidden behind the wall of mountains, rising far away in the West.


    ¡°Woah¡­


    ¡°Sunrise¡­¡±


    I love sunrise.


    Who the hell doesn¡¯t like sunrise, right?


    You might argue that vampires don¡¯t, but that¡¯s not my point! My point is, you just have to love the artistic sense of whoever made this world!


    In my old world, the suns were not nearly as beautiful as this one in Online. They were pathetic suns, and it was somewhat my brother¡¯s fault¡­


    But anyways, it was not until I arrived here that I got to see the sun this awesome!


    The Online''s sun, was giant!


    GI-ANT-TO!.


    I moved my hand up trying to estimate the size of it.


    Friend, if you are human, spread all five fingers wide and hold your arm straight in front of you like making an imaginary barrier, and here it is, the image of this sun would be five times the size of your hand!


    The wonderful thing about this sun was, despite of its ridiculous size, it was not unpleasant to look at directly, unlike most of the suns that my brother destroyed, and at the same time, it also reminded me of who I was, as everything looked so tiny under that massive ball of fire.


    In my old world, I was the most powerful Demon Lord. But here in Online, I was just a tiny Grass Bunny smaller than a bucket.


    Woah¡­


    What is this feeling?


    I feel¡­ small, and powerless.


    So overwhelmed...


    Right, if I was the old me, I could easily destroy it with one punch... or compress it to make a ping pong ball and take it home to play with brothers.


    But now, all I can do is ... look, say woah... and that¡¯s all.


    Can''t even touch it.


    So ... is it what it feels like to be ... weak?


    To have nothing?


    Scary¡­


    And wonderful.


    Just like that, I lost in my own thoughts and ended up spending so much time just watching sunrise, until¡­


    Bep!


    A leaf hit my face!


    The wind blowing on the bridge was so strong that it was actually hurt! But thanks to that, I had returned to reality.


    I then continued east, exited the village.


    ¡°Aha, here is the grassland where the kids found me. It¡¯s been a while.¡±


    The grassland was actually a yellow area, and that explained why I was attacked by an eagle.


    I laughed at myself while walking past it. ¡°Haha, what a reckless me.¡±


    As I learned in school, Tornado Eagles were level 20 - 25 creatures, many levels higher than me, and I finally realized that Riku had risked her own life protecting me.


    ¡°Thank you Riku, I will give you my loots when I get back.¡±


    I gave my thanks to her and made a promise to myself. And then, at the forest entrance, where there were two different roads, I took the right one.


    According to the map, the Forest Dungeon should be near the swamp. Should I take the shortcut across the swamp, or should I stick with the road and go the longer way? I thought.


    Because I hate slimy things, including giant slimy frogs, I took the long way. Thanks to that, I had an interesting encounter with a new friend, Leon the white lion, who was for some reasons, trying to eat grass.


    <hr>


    Kawaii_Story_Bot¡¯s note:


    ~Rogue~


    A first tier job, not to be mistaken with Thief.


    The rogue combat style focuses on speed, stealth and sometimes, traps. Rogues can be both melee and ranged fighters.


    The Thief job is very similar to Rogue, but less focused on fighting. Instead, it focused on stealing, lying, deceiving and getting away.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Run very fast.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>PATK + 10%; Speed + 20%; + 1*level to AGI.</li>


    </ul>


    Second-tier jobs derived from Rogue:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Bounty hunter, Swashbuckler, Spy, Scout, Ninja, Trap-master...</li>


    </ul>

 Chapter 19: Fell down a cliff, met a lion.

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    Five level 999 Dark Armed Lava Salamanders.


    Battle begins!


    I crouched down, bending my muscular legs to prepare for a dash attack.


    "[Feet of lighting]! Activate!¡±


    Breow!


    I kicked the ground and launched myself at the salamanders! Faster than a lightning bolt!


    ¡°Ka!¡±


    Impact!


    Boom!


    The surrounding air exploded when my fist collided with the enemy¡¯s shields, sending dirt flying everywhere.


    ¡°Raaaarrrr!!!!¡± roared the monsters.


    Despite being knocked back quite a distance, they were still standing strong!


    ¡°Very good! You placed all five diamond shields together to block my dash of doom!¡±


    My fist went right through the first shield, but was stopped by the second.


    But how about this?


    Second attack!


    ¡°[Exploding punch]!¡±


    BOOM!


    With a punch heavier than God¡¯s hammer, I shattered all the shields into tiny pieces, sending the monsters flying at five different directions!


    ¡°Blargh! ¡­ H-how?¡±


    The salamanders vomited blood. Their eyes shot open, bewildered.


    ¡°Kaka! Shield no more! Now taste my blade!¡±


    The enemies were still in a state of shock, so I immediately took the opportunity and closed the distant.


    Woosh!


    My target: The leader!


    Schweng!


    I instantly drew out my katana and slashed with an awesome quick draw technique.


    Aimed for the head!


    ¡°You¡¯re already dead!


    ¡°Ha!!!¡±


    I drew a shining arc with my blade while closing my eyes for bad-ass effect.


    Woosh!!!


    ¡°What?


    ¡°Woosh?


    ¡°That¡¯s not the sound of head slicing!¡±


    I opened my eyes and...


    My katana sliced no head!


    Only air!


    ¡°What? How?¡±


    I then looked at the monster.


    ¡°No way!¡±


    The Salamander leader retracted his head into his obsidian armor! Just like a turtle!


    What was that?


    How could a mere salamander be this flexible?


    Damn it! Now I¡¯m all open!


    The other four monsters saw that and wasted no time launching at me!


    Their giant swords were all on FIRE!


    Blazing hot!


    Shit! With that previous attack, I¡¯m now in a bad position!


    I guess¡­ I have no choice but to use it.


    The death spinning technique!


    With the katana touched the ground, I flicked it to flip myself over, upside down.


    Then!


    Schweng! Schweng! Schweng!


    Standing on my two long ears, I drew out the other three katanas!


    Here they come!


    Cleng cleng cleng cleng!


    I spinned round and round very fast like a tornado. With all four limbs holding swords, I skillfully blocked the attacks and retaliated!


    ¡°Kaka! Easy!¡±


    With amazing swordsmanship, I quickly gained the upper hand.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.


    And then came the inevitable!


    Slash!


    Slash!


    Slash!


    Slash!


    Four clean slashes sent four salamander heads flying.


    Blood spurt out of the decapitated necks like fountains.


    ¡°W-what¡¯s going on here?¡±


    That scene happened too fast. The Salamander leader couldn¡¯t do anything but watch.


    ¡°Nooooooooooooooo!!!¡± he screamed!


    I then re-sheathed all the katanas at the same time like a bad-ass. Schwiiiing!


    ¡°Now, Salamander leader Salam, it¡¯s only you and me!¡±


    ¡°You! I¡¯m going to kill you!!!¡± screamed the salamander in anger.


    And then, we launched ourselves at each other!


    ¡°Finishing move!¡±


    ¡°[Salamander fire]!!!¡±


    ¡°Oraaaaaaaaa! [Buddha feet smash]!¡±


    BOOM!


    .


    .


    .


    .


    .


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    Sorry friend, there was no salamander or epic battle, it was just me imagining bullshits in my head while walking towards the dungeon. The road was long and traveling alone was so lonely, so I decided to play with myself a little bit.


    However, that Buddha feet Smash, or actually, a kick aiming at a random rock¡­ missed!


    And that rock happened to be right at the edge of a cliff¡­


    Soooooo¡­.


    ¡°Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!¡±


    I fell down the cliff, rolled and rolled and hit many random obstacles along the way.


    Rocks, trees, sticks, boulders¡­ ouch... painful!


    My HP decreased in half.


    I saw stars.


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    Then, after a whole five minutes in a dizzy state, I got up. My body hurt all over.


    ¡°Urrghhh¡­ My head¡­my arm¡­ my tail...¡±


    Lucky for me, they were all intact. No bone was broken, except for my one big front tooth,


    I picked the tooth up and sighed.


    "I''m okay, but now, there''s a problem"


    I just fell down a cliff, so I had no idea where I was.


    And I couldn¡¯t use my map if I didn¡¯t know my own location.


    So, I walked at a random direction.


    Just walked straight, until I saw a very weird scene.


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    ¡°Aaaaaaaaa¡± The lion opened his mouth.


    And closed it.


    ¡°Aaaaaaa¡­.¡± opened¡­


    Then closed it.


    ¡°Aaaaaaa¡­.¡± and opened... again!


    What?


    What was the lion doing?


    The lion... he was sitting under a tree, and in front of him, there was a big pile of grass that he gathered nearby.


    He then leaned forward, towards the grass¡­


    And one more time¡­


    ¡°Aaaaaa¡­¡±


    Chomp!


    He ate it!


    Oh no!


    I got nervous and pulled my ears.


    Nom nom nom¡­


    He chewed!


    And¡­.


    Anddddd¡­


    ¡°Urrghhhhhhh!!! Bleeeeehhh! Bleehhhh! Bleeeeeeeeeehhh!!!¡±


    The lion¡¯s face turned green and he fell onto the ground! Convulsed!


    "Frienddd!


    "What the fuck are you doing?


    "Why are you eating poison?


    "Friend!"


    I screamed internally.


    But, the lion was crazy! He then got up, crawled towards the pile of grass again ... and grabbed a bunch!


    Then he opened his mouth very wide.


    Oh no!


    A bunch of grass, on the lion¡¯s hand, was very many grass!!!


    No!


    ¡°Aaaaaa... ¡°


    The lion was going to swallow it all!


    "No! Friend, noooo!!!"


    Couldn¡¯t watch it anymore, I decided to intercept!


    I ran off my hiding place and dashed towards the stupid lion.


    ¡°Can I make it? Shit! He is sticking his tongue out! Shit! The tongue now warped all around the grass!!!¡±


    And the grass entered the lion mouth.


    ¡°Kuk!¡±


    The lion''s throat made a terrible sound.


    But he still refused to vomit it out!


    ¡°Shit! Faster! Quick feet activate!!!¡±


    I sped up!


    I have to save this friend!


    Come on!


    ¡°Kuk! Kuk!¡± the throat was shaking!


    It refused to take the grass!


    Don¡¯t worry, throat! I¡¯m here!


    ¡°Friend!!! Don¡¯t commit suicide! Think about mother!¡± I shouted, trying to grab the lion¡¯s attention.


    And he noticed me!


    But even so, that bastard didn¡¯t stop chewing!


    That left me no choice!


    ¡°Hup!¡± I jumped.


    The lion was still chewing nom nom.


    But not anymore!


    I made some spinning action midair and¡­


    ¡°Ut the uck?¡±


    ¡°Buddha feet SMAAAAAAASHHHH!¡±


    BAM!


    Foot slap right in the face!


    Pwuahhh!!!


    In slow motion, the lion¡¯s face made waves like ocean upon impact.


    Grass and saliva flew all over the place.


    It was lucky that my Assassinate skill didn¡¯t activate.


    However, the slap was still very strong, so the lion was knocked down unconscious.


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    Kawaii_Story_Bot¡¯s note:


    ~Supporter~


    A first tier job.


    A supporter plays a very important role in the team. He/she supports teammates with healing, items, wards... whenever necessary.


    The addition inventory space can be very handy, especially in long expedition, or item gathering quests, or a picnic.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul style="margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 30px; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial">


    <li>Volunteering to be a supporter for the team.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul style="margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 30px; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial">


    <li>+ 0.5*level to all stats.</li>


    <li>+2*level extra Primary Inventory space.</li>


    </ul>


    Second-tier jobs derived from Supporter:


    <ul style="margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 30px; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial">


    <li>Super supporter; Combating supporter; Magic supporter; Item master; Monster lurer...</li>


    </ul>

 Chapter 20: Surgery.

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    It had been twenty minutes since the lion fell down unconscious.


    I started to worry.


    ¡°Oh no! Could it be¡­. there¡¯s still grass inside his stomach!?¡±


    Thinking that, I came close to the lion and tapped his belly.


    Bum bum!


    It made the sound of a drum.


    Hmmm, is this good? Or is this bad?


    I was not a doctor, so I had no idea.


    However, there was certain things I can do.


    ¡°I can do surgery! I just have to make a very small hole, get in, get the grass out, and then close it. Simple!¡±


    And so, I decided to do a surgery to save the lion. I then went to a pool of rainwater just happened to be nearby to wash my knife.


    ¡°Don¡¯t worry friend, I¡¯m going to save you, hang in there!¡±


    If it was the old me, I could just use my tongue to sterilize the knife. But as a bunny, ¡­ well, it¡¯s not like the rainwater was free of bacteria, but I had no choice. This was an emergency.


    Knowing that, I did my best to wash the knife clean.


    I then returned.


    ¡°Okay! First, I have to shave the belly.¡±


    The lion had long hair around his head, or more accurately, a mane. However, other body parts also had fur. Very short, but still fur, so shaving the belly fur off was still necessary.


    And this guy¡¯s fur was all white.


    Beautiful.


    Anyways, using my knife, I shaved all of his white belly fur, exposing his belly button.


    If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation.


    ¡°Hmmm, you even have abs! Impressive! However¡­¡±


    A few lumps of something on his belly caught my attention. They were pink, and round, and when I touched them, it felt quite wrong.


    ¡°Hmm¡­


    ¡°Tumors?


    ¡°Could it be¡­


    ¡°Belly CANCER?


    ¡°Oh no, friend! This is serious!¡±


    I then counted.


    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 tumors!


    Oh no!


    Can you believe it!?


    And thus, since I was planning to do a belly surgery, I might as well help him getting rid of those nasty tumors!


    Thinking that, I went to the rainwater pool again. There was dirt on the belly fur, so I had to be careful and wash my knife once more. Since this was a forest environment, infection could be nasty.


    I also used a leaf to wipe the belly clean.


    And then¡­


    ¡°Yes! Perfect! Now let me begin the surgery!


    ¡°Knife!¡±


    There was nobody around to help me, so I just shouted like that for awesomeness, while reaching for my very clean knife on a very clean leaf tray.


    ¡°Fork!¡±


    Yes, fork. I had no idea what can a fork do in surgery, but just in case.


    And then, I tried to remove the tumors first¡­


    ¡­


    I made the first cut.


    ¡­


    Well,


    ¡­


    Almost¡­


    ¡°AAAAAaaaaa!!! Melon rabbit! What are you doing with my nipples!?¡±


    Before I could do anything, the lion opened his eyes and shouted at me!


    He had just regained conscious. That means I didn¡¯t need to do the surgery to get the grass out anymore!


    But about the tumors¡­


    You know, cancer is a very serious problem that usually doesn¡¯t cause symptoms right away, but might become very dangerous if you do nothing about it!


    And knowing that, I shouted back:


    ¡°What? Nipples!? No friend! They are tumors! We need to remove them!¡±


    I then raised my knife.


    Schiiinggg!!!


    The knife''s blade reflected sunlight, and so my did my eyes.


    ¡°No! Sto-


    Vzzzzt!


    Cliffhanger.


    <hr>


    Kawaii_Story_Bot¡¯s note:


    ~Musketeer~


    A second tier job.


    Derived from: Gun user.


    A musketeer is a person who uses muskets. The secondary weapon choice is often a small sword, or a rapier, because it looks awesome. The power of a musketeer doesn¡¯t only depend on the person¡¯s stats, but also greatly relies on the weapons.


    In our story so far, Ilsa is the only one among the kids who unlocked a second tier job. However, we still don¡¯t know why she is using pistols.


    So, where¡¯s her muskets?


    Well, we will have to wait. It will be revealed in the future chapters.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Be a gun user.</li>


    <li>Have gun mastery level 5.</li>


    <li>Own a musket.</li>


    </ul>


    Alternative unlocking conditions:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Use a musket to kill 100 monsterson the same or higher level.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>PATK + 30%; weapon range + 20%; +1*level to STR, + 1*level to AGI, + 1*level to INT</li>


    <li>+ 50% damage when using muskets.</li>


    <li>- 50% muskets reloading time.</li>


    <li>+ 25% secondary weapon damage.</li>


    <li>+ 20% bad-ass.</li>


    </ul>


    Unique skill: Penetrating shot


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Fire a bullet that deals 2x damage and ignore all kind of defense. After that, opponent suffers a -30% PDEF down.</li>


    <li>Cooldown: 20 seconds.</li>


    <li>MP cost: 5</li>


    </ul>


    Third-tier jobs derived from Musketeer:


    <ul>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Depends on the person other jobs and other factors, an unique third tier job can be formed.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Must first be level 40 to unlock third-tier jobs.</li>


    </ul>

 Chapter 21: Im Schizophrenic!

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    Vzzzzt!


    I was about to cut the tumors off.


    But then...


    ¡°[Body hardening - Nipples]!¡±


    Cleng!


    ¡°What?¡±


    The lion used a weird skill and his tumors became harder than rocks. My knife hit it, but only left a scratch.


    ¡°Aaaaaa!!! Regeneration! Regeneration!¡±


    The tumor healed back to normal.


    I frowned.


    ¡°Come on friend, stop resisting! We must get the tumors out or you will die!¡±


    ¡°These are not tumors! These are nipples! What the hell is wrong with you?¡±


    ¡°No! Wrong! How can nipples be on belly? They are on the boobs!¡±


    ¡°These ARE my boobs!¡±


    ¡°No, this - area - here!,¡± I pointed at the shaved area ¡°is the belly, NOT boobs!¡±


    ¡°I¡¯m a male!¡±


    ¡°So what?¡±


    ¡°Check yours! Where''re your nipples?¡±


    ¡°Okay!¡±


    I then touched myself¡­


    and ¡­


    ¡­oh boy, it was so wrong...


    ¡°WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? NIPPLES ON BELLY?¡±


    ¡°Told you!¡±


    ¡°Wait wait wait wait wait¡­ nipples ¡­ nipples¡­ nipples¡­¡±


    I freaked out.


    ¡°AAAAAA!!!¡±


    <hr>


    Friends.


    At that moment, my mind got destroyed.


    Fuck the world.


    Can you believe it?


    Nipples! On belly!


    What a joke!


    <hr>


    In the end, I checked everything again, both mine and the lion¡¯s. It turned out that those lumps were indeed nipples, not tumors


    Oh my...


    What a shame, to not realized the feeling of nipples touching in the first place.


    On the bright side, the lion didn¡¯t have cancer, and I was wrong, so I admitted my mistake and apologized to the lion.


    ¡°Sorry, for cutting your nipples.¡±


    ¡°Grrrrr.... They are still intact, so it¡¯s fine. But how can you not know the basic like this? You have nipples as well!¡± the Lion asked me.


    Then, of course, I told him the truth!


    ¡°I was a Demon Lord from another world and just got reincarnated here a few weeks ago. I didn¡¯t know that this world lack common sense about nipples like this! This''s crazy!¡±


    The lion¡¯s brows furrowed.


    He then scratched his chin.The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.


    ¡°Demon Lord?¡± he asked, squinted his eyes, and moved his face close to me.


    ¡°Yes, Demon Lord!¡± I puffed my chest out, and proudly informed him about my past.


    ¡°Reincarnated?¡± his face got closer and closer.


    ¡°Yes, I came here from another world¡±


    I said and moved my face closer as well, to let him know that I was serious.


    ¡°Hmmmm¡± the lion then moved around, looking at me at many different angles.


    I guessed he wanted to inspect me some more.


    ¡°Hmmm¡­¡±


    He seemed to be thinking really hard.


    ¡°Alien? Beep Beep. Beep beep beep. Beep Beeeep. ¡±


    ¡°What? Alien?"


    ¡°You come in peace?"


    ¡°No! Just Demon Lord! From another world! And aliens do not speak like that!¡±


    Seriously? How could he think that I was an alien?


    But then, he got another wrong idea.


    ¡°I see, I understand. It must be tough¡­¡±


    ¡°Yes! It''s very tough! I¡¯m now just a small bunny and-¡±


    ¡°- to have schizophrenia at such a young age.¡±


    ¡°WHATT?¡±


    He didn¡¯t understand anything at all!


    ¡°That explained the melon hat and the crazy wild eyes, and the fact that you are not scared of a lion.¡±


    ¡°Noo! No! You got it wrong!¡±


    Arrgghh! I got frustrated and pulled my ears again, as I had no idea how to explain things to him.


    ¡°So, Demon LOooooooooord! What is the shape of the world?¡±


    Heh? Easy!


    ¡°Round!¡±


    ¡­


    ¡°I see¡­¡±


    Oh crap!


    I didn¡¯t think carefully and used common sense in the old world!


    Online is, in fact...


    ¡°Wrong! It¡¯s ring shape. Only crazy people think it¡¯s round!¡±


    Yes, the world of Online is flat, and shaped like a ring with the sun in the middle.


    "Arrrgghhh!!!"


    ¡°No doubt about it! Crazy rabbit, you must seek medical care asap! I know a very good Beast Doctor!¡±


    ¡°No! I''m not crazy!¡±


    ¡°That''s what crazy people say."


    "Nooo!"


    ¡°Let¡¯s go, whether you like it or not! Doctor WEIRD is very good!¡±


    The lion then grabbed the hood part of my bunny costume and lifted me up.


    ¡°Nooo! Put me down! I¡¯m not going to any WEIRD doctor!¡±


    ¡°Noooo!!!¡±


    ¡°Ararararararara! Put! Me! Down!¡±


    I used all my strength trying to escape from him, but it was impossible with the way he grabbed me.


    ¡°Grrr... We¡¯re going to climb a mountain! So stop thrashing around!¡± the lion spoke with his mouth still holding me.


    ¡°No! No! No! No! Let! Me! Gooooo!¡±


    ¡°Quiet! Or I¡¯ll throw you off the cliff later!¡±


    ¡°...¡±


    Hearing that, I shut up.


    There was no way I could change the lion¡¯s mind, or escape from him. And on top of that, I didn¡¯t want to be throw off the cliff either.


    <hr>


    We then headed somewhere deep into the forest.


    I had totally lost track of where I was. But the lion mentioned a mountain, so I thought it must be the somewhere inside the Green Mountains Range, located north of the Greentrees Forest. The Don¡¯t Swim river was originated from there, and the Dungeons were also around that area.


    Knowing that, I stay quiet and let the lion be my carrier.


    I¡¯ll wait until he let his guard down, then escape!


    That was my plan.


    Now, I''ll use conversation to distract him!


    ¡°So¡­ can I ask a question, mister white lion?¡±


    ¡°What is it? Melon crazy alien rabbit ?¡±


    ¡°Why were you eating grass? They are poisonous you know?¡±


    ¡°Heh? A rabbit thinking grass is poisonous? Man, your condition is serious.¡±


    ¡°What? Arrrgghh! I¡¯m done talking with you!¡±


    ¡°Don¡¯t worry, doctor WEIRD will fix you.¡±


    ¡°...¡±


    Like I said, I was done talking!


    ¡°Anyways, I was trying to become a herbivore.¡±


    ¡°...¡±


    ¡°With the new world update coming, food source for us wild animal will become scarce.¡±


    Heh? World update?


    Interesting¡­


    But I¡¯m still not talking!


    ¡°Can you believe it? The grass bunnies and the grass deer are wanting to become Domesticated.¡±


    Not talking!


    ¡°And so the boars, and even the giraffes¡±


    Heh?


    What is he talking about?


    Very interesting.


    ¡°All the grass eaters will become Domesticated, and with the food gone, we have no choice but to become herbivores ourselves to survive.¡±


    Woahh, so that¡¯s why!


    I see!


    I see!


    ¡°Life will be very tough for us, you know?¡±


    ¡°Yes, I -..¡±


    Shit!


    I forgot!


    Not talking!


    ¡°But there is still hope, melon rabbit, if the demons can win the war.¡±


    Heh?


    Demons?


    ¡°They promised to help us take back the lands from humans. I don¡¯t know if we can trust them, but it¡¯s the only way. Don''t you think so?¡±


    ¡°What do you mean?¡±


    ¡°Ah, finally talk. Don¡¯t you listen to the morning news from the birds?¡±


    ¡°What? What bird?¡±


    ¡°The Morning News birds! Oh, I forgot, you have mental problems. Anyways, in short, the Beast King has agreed to form an alliance with the demons. We will have to sacrifice some warriors for demon vessels, but in return, they will destroy the humans for us.¡±


    ¡°Ehhh¡­ is that¡­ serious?¡±


    ¡°Yes! It¡¯s damn serious! In fact, as we are talking right now, the demons are getting ready to attack Cauconorth! They are swarming the Dungeon area you know?¡±


    ¡°Whaaat!?¡±


    ¡°Muahaha! They will emerge from deepest of the dungeons! Hundreds of terrifying demons! And we will get our yellow area back!¡±


    ¡°Wait! Wait a second! You said, the dungeons, right? There are demons in the Dungeon area?¡±


    ¡°Of course! Where else could they be?¡±


    ¡°And when?¡±


    ¡°In a few days, I guess.¡±


    Oh no!


    There will be many demons inside the dungeons!


    The kids!


    ¡°Lion! Please let me go! My friends are going to the dungeon today. I have to warn them!¡±


    ¡°Ah, don¡¯t worry, they have no reason to harm us beasts. We formed an alliance!¡±


    ¡°No! My friends are not beast!¡±


    ...


    Right after I said that, the lion stopped.


    ¡°Ey, melon rabbit, don¡¯t tell me¡­¡±


    ¡°They are humans!¡±


    ¡°Damn it!¡±


    ¡°W-haaaa?¡±


    The lion suddenly tossed me high up in the air.


    And then...


    ¡°Die you DOMESTICATED!¡±


    He tried to bite me! But I quickly kicked his face and got to a safe distance.


    ¡°You are no crazy rabbit! You are a DOMESTICATED! I was a fool!¡±


    ¡°No I¡¯m n-¡±


    ¡°Die!¡±


    He leaped at me!


    The lion was fast!


    I barely dodged!


    Shit! He gives me no chance to explain!


    Iwent into my usual battle stanceand readied my weapons.


    I have no other choice!


    ¡°Rawwwr! Your reflexes are very fast. Impressive! For a Domesticated SPY!¡±


    He said and leaped at me again, and I barely escaped death by crouching down low.


    But another attack came right after that!


    BAM!


    < HP - 396 >


    He was so fast! I couldn¡¯t dodge his slap and was sent flying, crashed into a tree.


    I was lucky that it was not a slap with full power, given the lion''s body position.


    But it was still hell of a slap!


    My Watermelon helmet broke.


    < PDEF - 5 >


    Shit!


    I only had around 23 HP left, because I hadn¡¯t fully recovered from that cliff accident.


    My mind started to feel hazy.


    "No! Don''t pass out! Arrrrrrrrrgghhh!!!"


    I then screamed, and got up.


    My blood started to boil.


    I saw two lions standing in front of me.


    But WHO CARES!


    ¡°Very good¡­ That hurt... Kuhahaha¡±


    I laughed, not to ease the pain, but because...


    Adrenaline RUSH!


    It had been such a looong time since I last had this feeling!


    The felling of a TRUE battle!


    ¡°Grrr, what¡¯s so funny? What are you laughing about?¡± the lion said and growled.


    Isn¡¯t it obvious?


    I¡¯m FIRED UP!


    ¡°Come! Lion! I''LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!!¡±


    ¡°Rawwwwwrrrrr!!!¡±


    ¡°[Quick feet] ACTIVATE!¡±


    <Speed + 50>


    "CHAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEE!!!"


    <hr>


    [Kawaii_Story_Bot''s Note]


    ~Status~


    Name: Leon


    Race: White Lion


    Level: 23


    Job: Bodybuilder (+20% STR, + 20% VIT, +10% PATK, + 20% PDEF, -10% Speed).


    Side job: Claw-user.


    ************************************


    Parameter


    <ul>


    <li>HP: 3457/4304</li>


    <li>MP: 1130/1130</li>


    <li>Stamina: 5347/7283</li>


    <li>Hunger: 46/100</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>PATK: 1658</li>


    <li>PDEF: 636</li>


    <li>MATK: 565</li>


    <li>MDEF: 565</li>


    <li>Critical damage: 200%</li>


    </ul>


    <ul>


    <li>STR: 265 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina / point)</li>


    <li>AGI: 117 (+1 Speed + 1 PATK / point)</li>


    <li>INT: 113 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF / point)</li>


    <li>VIT: 128 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina / point)</li>


    <li>LUK: 69</li>


    </ul>


    ******************************


    Skill:


    <ul>


    <li>Stun Roar.</li>


    <li>Instinct.</li>


    <li>Anthropomorphize.</li>


    <li>Body hardening (Part).</li>


    <li>Claw Arts level 4.</li>


    <li>Sword Arts level 2.</li>


    <li>Steroid overload.</li>


    <li>Regeneration.</li>


    </ul>


    ***********************************


    Title


    <ul>


    <li>Bodybuilding addict (+5% STR + 5% VIT - 5% AGI - 20% Speed)</li>


    <li>Attempted vegan (+5 VIT.)</li>


    <li>Dangerous monster (+5% PATK)</li>


    <li>Beautiful hair (+20% love meter filling speed)</li>


    <li>Loner (+20% VIT, +20 LUK, -50% love meter filling speed)</li>


    </ul>

 Chapter 22: Bunny versus lion (Round 1)

    <hr>


    "CHAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEE! Haha! Haha! Hahahahahaha!¡±


    I laughed like a maniac and dashed.


    My heart and my mind filled with ecstasy.


    And what about fear?


    Not a single bit!


    Haha! Yes! This is the whole point of my reincarnation! Fight! Fight!


    TO FIGHT!


    FIGHT STRONG!


    ¡°Rawwwwwwwrrrr!!!¡± The lion roared, saliva flew out of his mouth like a mad dog.


    The ground below my feet vibrated.


    Awesome!


    Now that¡¯s what I call a roar!


    ¡°Raaaaarrr!¡± I roared back, while running!


    ¡°Rawwwwwwwrrrr!!!¡±


    ¡°RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!¡±


    How¡¯s that?


    I then squinted my eyes to prevent dirt, reversed my knife grip and ran faster!


    Full speed!


    My head still hurt, I saw two lion.


    So which one should I strike?


    THE MIDDLE ONE!


    Hup!


    I jumped high, launched myself like a shooting arrow!


    The lions merged together up close.


    Slash!


    Slashed the lion¡¯s beautiful face!


    <187 damage>


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    ¡°Gruaaaarrrr!¡± The lion hugged his face and screamed in pain. He then turned around and glared at me with his bloodshot eyes wild open.


    ¡°How dare you!¡±


    Blood dripped from his face onto the ground, bright red, and as he put his hand back down, I could see a long bloody line running from his nose to his left ear.


    Come on! Why so easy?


    I was expecting so much trouble fighting him, but it felt like he just stood there for me to slash.


    ¡°Lion! Do NOT underestimate me!¡±


    I shouted as a warning and dashed a second time.


    ...


    Slash!


    Right above the eye!


    <163 damage>


    ¡­


    Slash!


    Cut the leg!


    <43 damage>


    ¡­


    Slash!


    <179 damage>


    ¡­


    Slash!


    Slash!


    Slash!


    The Assassin class stats correction lowered my damage, but it gave me huge speed boost. It¡¯s perfect for fights like this, and on top of that, my race skill [Quick feet] provided +50 speed, which was HUGE!


    It was awesome, as I could keep it activated as long as I had enough MP.


    Woosh!


    I vanished.


    Woosh!


    I reappeared.


    Vzzt!


    I cut!


    ¡°Gruuuuuaaah!¡±


    The lion screamed.


    I fought like a ninja on steroid.


    Deadly.


    <hr>


    Half a minute had passed, the lion¡¯s body was covered in many cuts.


    ¡°Graaaaahhh! Rabbit! Stand still!¡±


    What?


    No!


    Slash!


    <Critical hit! 625 damage!>


    ¡°Gruaaaahhhh!¡±


    ¡°Come on! Do something! How can you be so weak!?¡±


    Despite being many times bigger than me and looked sooo dangerous, the lion had not made a single attack!


    ¡°Come on!¡±


    Slash!


    ¡°Aaah!¡±


    Aaah?


    Why are you screaming like having no testicles?


    ¡°Come on lion! Fight me!¡±


    ¡°SHUT UP!¡±


    BAM!


    The lion swung his hand at a random direction and broke a boulder into tiny pieces.


    It didn¡¯t hit me of course.


    However...


    Whoooah! So those muscles are actually not just for show!


    He¡¯s powerful! And is actually quite fast!


    So could it be¡­


    He''s just inexperienced?


    Shit!


    This is bad.


    I¡¯m disappointed!


    And thus, I decided to do it.


    ¡°Lion! Your w**** is s***!¡±


    ¡°WHAT DID YOU SAAAAAY!?¡±


    It worked!


    ¡°I said ********** !¡±


    ¡°YOU ARE SO DEAD NOW YOU FUCKING DOMESTICATED SHIT!¡±


    The lion roared again! His veins pulsed and and his eyes glared at me with the passion of death.


    Such an intense aura!


    Haha, very good!


    Lion, if you can not fight me like a professional, fight me like a mad beast!


    And then, things went MADNESS!


    ¡°ANTHROPOMORPHIZE!¡±


    The lion activated a skill, jumped and stopped midair.


    Rainbow clouds appeared and warped around his body.


    ¡°What?¡±


    I swear I saw twinkly stars!


    ¡°What¡¯s going on!?¡±


    ¡°GRaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwrrr! To-rans-form-mey-cion-!¡±


    Too bright!


    The transformation light was so intense that I had to cover my eyes.


    And when I opened them, I saw!


    ¡°REGENERATION!¡±


    Standing in front of me was an Anthro lion with a massive body frame, crazy eyes and steamy breaths!


    All of his muscles bulged out fabulously!


    Biceps!


    Triceps!


    Quadriceps!


    Boobs!


    Eight packs!


    And although still 8 nipples, but WOW!


    All of his previous wounds also slowly vanished like nothing happened.


    My arms, legs and tails started acting weird.


    Heh? What¡¯s wrong? What¡¯s this?


    Am I¡­


    Trembling?


    Is this ... fear I am feeling!?


    Haha, come on!


    This is Awesome!


    ¡°Silver claws! RAAAAAAWR!¡±


    A pairs of claw-like weapons and gloves materialized on the lion hands. Their blades shone schew schew schew schew.


    Vooosh!


    The lion spread his arms wide and the claw blades went through trees like nothing was there.


    Holy shit!


    ¡°MELON RABBIT! YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD!¡±


    ¡°C-COME!¡±


    Woosh!


    I dashed.


    Like a fortress, the lion stood firmly on his ground, waiting for my attacks.


    <hr>


    [Kawaii_Story_Bot¡¯s note]


    ~Damage calculation~


    The formula for damage calculation step for melee physical damage is very simple:


    PATK (attacker)* AMV* critical damage (If proc) - PDEF (defender)* DMV


    <ul>


    <li>PATK: Physical attack.</li>


    <li>AMV: Attack multiplier value.</li>


    <li>PDEF: Physical defense.</li>


    <li>DMV: Defense multiplier value.</li>


    </ul>


    AMV - Attack multiplier value.


    A hidden number that reflects how efficient the attack is. It can be any number ranging from 0 to 2.


    If you attack someone with just a finger flick, the attack is very weak and AMV value is often below 0.1, resulting in no damage at all. A punch of a normal human has AMV value around 0.8.


    In contrast, if you attack with weapons, the AMV value will increase depending on how well you strike with that weapon, and how strong the weapon is.


    If you attack with high velocity, the AMV value will increase as well.


    DMV - Defense multiplier value.


    A hidden number that reflects how strong the defense barrier is. It can be any number ranging from 0 to 2.


    For example, eyes can be easily damaged. Human eyes have DMV around 0.05. This means just a poke to the eyeballs can hurt really bad and deliver huge damage! An thus, in reality, the eyes are common weak-points of many creatures.


    On the other hand, DMV will be very high if the area is protected by thick skin, strong muscles, armors, or scales ¡­ etc.

 Chapter 23: Bunny versus lion (Round 2)

    <hr>


    "Raarrr!"


    I dashed at full speed.


    The lion raised his claws.


    I jumped.


    He slashed.


    Sheeeng!


    The rock below my feet just seconds ago turned into a flat table that reflected sunlight.


    I was still in the air.


    Lion slashed with his other arm.


    Oh no! My legs!


    I grabbed them and pulled my lower body up.


    Wooosh!


    Dodged!


    The lion missed by a hair breadth.


    Gulp!


    Dangerous!


    I landed, dodged a few more attacks and then temporary retreated.


    <hr>


    I see...


    I got carried away.


    What an idiot me, charging right at him like that.


    This is troublesome.


    He¡¯s totally different!


    Unlike the beast form, the anthro form gave the lion more freedom and control over his surroundings. His arms gave him a very long reach and significantly expanded his strike zone both horizontally and vertically.


    Defending also became much much more easier.


    And not to mention the claws¡­


    Cut things like butter.


    Gulp.


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    23 HP left¡­ One scratch and I¡¯m done for.


    Can I beat him?


    Not sure.


    ¡­


    I started to regret taunting him earlier.


    <hr>


    ¡°DIEEEEEEEE! Rarararararara!¡±


    The lion sprinted, swinging his arms madly at random directions and demolished everything in his path.


    This is bad.


    There¡¯s no way I could get near him like this!


    So what to do?


    Run of course!


    I ran for my life at full speed!


    The lion chased.


    <hr>


    ¡°Raaaawwwr! Stay still!¡±


    ¡°NO!¡±


    I ran in zig zag path.


    The lion cut down everything standing in his way like a storm of death.


    <hr>


    ¡°YOU ARE MINE!¡±


    ¡°NO!¡±


    BAM!


    The lion leaped, but slammed his face into a tree.


    Just like this, he almost caught up to me a few times, but when he got close I just changed my direction suddenly and let his own speed work against him.


    But damn this guy was persistence!


    ¡°Don¡¯t run!¡±


    The lion kept shouting nonsense behind my back.


    Who do you think I am? An idiot?


    ¡°No!¡±


    <hr>


    ¡°Hu-hah, hu-hah¡±


    As the fight prolonged, I realized my biggest disadvantage.


    Endurance.


    This bunny body, although it was fast, it was so weak and fragile.


    My stamina was decreasing fast.


    My fur soaked in liquid sweat and at the same time, I found myself gasping for air.


    My legs were on fire and worst, my throat.


    ¡°Hu-hah¡­¡±


    I could drink a lake now.


    <hr>


    Schweeng schweng schweng schweng!


    The lion cut down trees and rocks like paper.


    ¡°YOU CAN¡¯T ESCAPE FROM ME!¡±


    ¡°NO!¡±


    My mouth answered on its own.


    And worse, another problem arose.


    Remaining MP ¡­ 18.


    Shit.


    [Quick feet] really DEVOURED my MP!


    I reached my limit.


    ¡°Hu-hah¡±


    I see.


    So this is what it feels like to be weak.


    To fight with your life on the line.


    Not fun at all.


    Is this what I truly wanted?


    I don¡¯t know.


    Something doesn¡¯t feel right¡­


    And as I was thinking that¡­


    BAM!


    I made another sudden turn and tricked the lion again.


    <hr>


    Uwahh!


    I¡¯m in a pinch!


    What should I do?


    I¡¯m running out of stamina and MP.


    I can¡¯t attack.


    In fact, there¡¯s no point attacking because of his regeneration skill.


    I can¡¯t outrun him either.


    So ¡­ hiding?


    Good option. But where?


    This lion can flatten the whole area!


    No place is safe!


    Shit.


    Does that means...


    Shit!


    I have to use it!


    There¡¯s no option left!


    I thrust the knife into the ground and used it to make an U turn.


    Sorry lion, I don''t want to do this, but...


    In the end, it¡¯s kill or be killed.


    ¡°FIRE BALL OF INSTANT DEATH!¡±


    I shouted, but no fireball. I threw a fork instead.


    Wooosh!


    ¡°Wahh!¡±


    Just as I predicted, the lion fell for it! He startled and twisted his body to avoid the ¡°instant death¡±.


    A perfect opening!


    I closed the distance as fast as I could and slid on the ground.


    ¡°What? You tricked me! How dare y-- what!?


    The lion turned back, but saw nobody.


    ¡°Where the fuck...¡±


    I¡¯m here, under your crotch you idiot.


    And then, as silence as a reaper, I thrust my knife at hisass while twisting my body like a hurricane and my most deadly passive skill activated.


    [Assassinate]


    Automatically activate when successfully delivered a surprise melee attack. That attack will deal 10x damage, with sure crit and ignore defense.


    Yes, that should be enough.


    Taste this!


    Million years of¡­


    My blade shone brightly like the morning star.


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    "WHAT? HOW!?"


    Unfortunately, I failed.


    Atthe critical moment, the lion suddenly jumped up high and avoided death.


    <hr>


    [Kawaii_Story_Bot''s note]


    ~White lion~


    Evolved from Grass Lion at level 20.


    In Online, the Lion race is known as "The king of the forest". Its members are the most powerful and prideful ones among all beasts.


    At level 20, just like any beast, a lion can evolve. Interestingly, the lion race has different evolution colors depending on one''s sex life.


    Leon was white because he was a virgin.


    After the level 20 evolution, a beast will gain a skill called [Anthropomorphize]. This skill allows beast to transform into creatures with humanoid traits, known as Anthro. With this form, a beast can use weapons, wear clothes, armors and learn different combat skills.


    [Anthropomorphize] also gives the beast the ability to have conversations with human. However, the major of beasts dislike humans, and thus they refuse to talk in human language.


    Stat gain average: 4 STR, 3 AGI, 3 INT, 4 VIT, 2 LUK and 10 free points per level.


    Race skills:


    <ul>


    <li>Level 1: Stun roar</li>


    <li>Level 12: Instinct</li>


    <li>Level 33: Ultra instinct (Replaces Instinct)</li>


    </ul>


    Evolution:


    <ul>


    <li>Silver lion.</li>


    <li>White Manticore.</li>


    <li>Unicorn-lion.</li>


    </ul>


    Only white lions can become Unicorn-lion.

 Chapter 24: I have... a daughter !?

    <hr>


    At the critical moment, the lion jumped high and avoided death.


    How can he do that!?


    At point blank range!?


    Impossible!


    I jumped back and retreated as far as I could, away from the lion.


    I¡¯m screwed!


    <Warning: Out of MP>


    <[Quick feet] deactivated>


    Thud.


    The lion landed.


    ¡°Holy shit! Rabbit, what was that!?¡±


    ¡°How could you do that!?¡±


    ¡°Answer!¡±


    ¡°It¡¯s my skill!¡±


    ¡°Grrrr¡­ What a dangerous skill. To think that my [Instinct-Death] could be activated just like that.¡±


    Instinct¡­ death!?


    ¡°And I see that you are not a Domesticated. Hmmm¡±


    Heh?


    ¡°I told you! I¡¯m not!¡±


    ¡°Yes, Domesticated are all pathetic weaklings. There¡¯s no way one can fight like you did. Congratulation, you just proved yourself innocent.¡±


    ¡°Haha! Then --¡±


    ¡°But I cannot forgive you of insulting my w****. Prepare to die.¡±


    ¡°What! Eyy! Come on!¡±


    The lion slowly walked towards me, brandishing his claws.


    ¡°W-wait! Wait!¡±


    I kicked the ground and jumped back further.


    Shit! I¡¯m too slow now!


    ¡°You ran out of MP didn¡¯t you? Your feet does not glow rainbow anymore.¡±


    The lion approached.


    Everything turned grim dark.


    What?


    What is this!?


    What the hell is this feeling!?


    My body¡¯s shaking!


    There¡¯s no point trying to escape now¡­


    I know that...


    But why are my legs keep moving and thrashing on its own!?


    ¡°Stop! Stop! Don¡¯t come close! Please! Don¡¯t!¡±


    I have no idea why I shouted and begged like that. It was really pathetic.


    And I also experienced a weird reaction.


    I can¡¯t breathe!


    Aaaa!


    Something is squeezing my heart!


    ¡°Haha! DIE!¡±


    The lion dashed!


    My body moved on its own.


    Another tree was cut in half.


    <hr>


    Fuck!


    What the hell am I doing!?


    ¡°Huweeee! ¡­ Cough! Cough!¡±The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.


    The nauseous feeling in my chest made me cough my lungs out.


    ¡°Rabbit, give up. I¡¯ll make your death painless.¡±


    ¡°NOOOOO!¡±


    Thud!


    I threw a rock at him.


    Didn¡¯t do anything.


    Thud!


    Another rock.


    Thud!


    ¡­


    ¡°Haha! It¡¯s futile! Any last words?¡±


    Thud!


    Thud!


    I threw many rocks.


    The lion just stood there staring at me while doing nothing.


    Why are you doing this?


    It¡¯s so uncomfortable!


    Shit!


    I¡¯m being toyed with!


    FUCK!


    ¡°Just attack me already! End this ALREADY!¡± I shouted.


    ¡°Why? I¡¯m enjoying this. The more my prey struggles, the more delicious it becomes you know?.¡±


    Delicious?


    ¡°NOOO!¡±


    Thud!


    Thud!


    Thud!


    ¡­


    ¡°Muhahahaha! You¡¯re amusing!¡± the lion laughed.


    SHIT!


    I¡¯m out of rocks!


    ¡°You¡¯re out of rock!¡±


    Fuck this!


    <Equipped Blueberry x 5>


    <Max HP + 0.5>


    Bep!


    ¡°What?¡± the lion raised his hand to protect his face.


    Bep bep bep bep bepbepbepbep!


    I hurled my blueberries at full speed.


    ¡°Stay away!¡±


    ¡°Kak! What¡¯s the fuck are you throwing? Stop! Kuah!¡±


    ¡°Stay away from me!¡±


    ¡°Ka! Fuck! Mmrgh! Oh shit! Delicious!¡±


    ¡°Stay awaaaayy!¡±


    ¡°Haha! Throw more! Throw more!¡±


    Bep bep bep bep bep bep bep bep!


    <Job: Fruit-user unlocked>


    <Skill [Throwing level 1] acquired>


    <Skill [Fruit Arts level 1] acquired>


    Nom nom nom nom.


    What!?


    The lion ate all the blueberries!


    ¡°Muahahahahaha! You¡¯re so interesting! Interesting!¡±


    ¡°Fuck you!¡±


    ¡°Throw more!¡±


    ¡°Then eat this!¡±


    <Equipped Normal shit x 5>


    Pew!


    ¡°Mmrg -- Kak! WHAAAAT!?¡±


    Pep pep pep pep pep!


    ¡°Bleh! Bleh! Ptoey! Ptoey!¡±


    ¡°EAT MY SHIT!¡±


    ¡°Kak! Stop! Stop!¡±


    ¡°NOOO!¡±


    Pep pep pep pep pep peppeppeppeppeppep!


    ¡°Rawwwr!!! I was thinking of letting you go! But you made me mad again!¡±


    What?


    Fuck you!


    Peppeppeppeppeppep!


    ¡°DIEEE!¡±


    The lion jumped!


    I equipped another shit.


    <Equipped Legendary shit>


    <Crit chance + 20%>


    I threw it.


    BOOM!


    Like a cannon ball, a random ball of shit exploded and sent the lion flying upon impact!


    <Critical hit! 1236 Damage!>


    I was speechless.


    <Job: Shit-user unlocked>


    <Skill [Shit Arts level 1] acquired>


    What the fuck?


    ¡°Blarggh~!¡±


    The lion vomited blood.


    ¡°Blargh¡­ What the hell was that!?¡±


    ¡°Haha! I see. Come, lion!¡±


    ¡°Rawrrr!¡±


    Lion charged!


    ¡°Oh my god shit equip!¡± I shouted.


    Haha! Who could have thought that rare shits were THAT powerful!?


    Right?


    <Equipped Oh my god Shit>


    <Crit chance + 15%>


    I raised my arm prepared to throw the shit at him.


    But then...


    <Warning: Out of stamina>


    Can you believe it?


    Out of stamina right at the fucking moment!


    The lion arrived and he raised his claws.


    Fuck!


    I can¡¯t move!


    I helplessly watched the attack, unable to move a single muscle.


    This can''t be!


    Time slowed down a million fold.


    I closed my eyes. The images of my short life in Online flashed inside my head.


    "Haha, so this is the moment of death.


    ¡°Goodbye world. Goodbye kids. Good bye chicken. It¡¯s been fun¡±


    I whispered to myself.


    ¡°This is the end.¡±


    ¡­


    Or so I thought.


    ¡°DADDYYYYYYYY!!!¡±


    All of the sudden, a high pitch voice called out for me from the sky.


    A girl?


    BOOOOM!


    I heard explosion and along with it, the sound of breaking bones.


    ¡°Urrrrghhhh¡­¡±


    The lion¡­ is wailing?


    Someone then lifted me up, and a squishy sensation was felt all over my body.


    Warm..... ahhh~


    But wait!


    What the hell is this?


    I opened my eyes.


    What!? B-b-boobs!?


    Even my thoughts stuttered.


    ¡°Daddy! Are you okay!?"


    A girl asked worriedly while squeezing me between her MASSIVE balloons. She then tried to remove all the dirt that was on my fur, carefully.


    I looked up and saw a beautiful face.


    ¡°Who... are you?¡±


    My eyes opened wild as millions of questions emerged inside my head.


    ¡°I¡¯m your daughter. Teehee!¡±


    WHAT!?


    Since when I have a daughter!?


    This doesn¡¯t make any sense!


    ¡°Please wait a minute, daddy!" The mysterious girl put me downthen turned around "I¡¯ll skin the lion alive as you wished. Wink!¡±


    Her curvaceous booty jiggled.


    I also noticed...


    Wait!


    Is that... pig tail?


    ¡°Urrrrghhhh¡­¡±


    The lion was lying flat on a pool of blood.


    ¡°Lion, pay for your sin.¡±


    The girl raised her foot.


    "Meow?"


    Oh no! She is going to smash his head!


    ¡°Wait! Stop!¡±


    ¡°Daddy?¡±


    ¡°Stop! I need him alive! And please tell me what the hell is going on here!?¡±


    ¡°Come on daddy! You shouldn¡¯t show mercy to the enemy!¡±


    The girl pouted.


    ¡°Please!¡±


    ¡°Tch.¡±


    She clicked her tongue and slightly kicked the lion¡¯s forehead with her toe.


    Lion fainted and more blood flowed out of his nostrils.


    What!?


    Just like that?


    And then...


    ¡°Daddy, stay still. I¡¯m going to tend your wounds okay?¡±


    ¡°Y-yes please!¡±


    I suddenly got nervous.


    And as the girl walked back to me, my eyes...


    Yikes!


    Her body...


    It¡¯s...


    Gulp!


    She then picked me up and stroked my head.


    ¡°EEEK!¡±


    ¡°Heh? What¡¯s wrong?¡±


    ¡°Nothing!¡±


    For some reason, an electric shock just ran down my spine!


    ¡°Grrrrrrrr --¡±


    Wait!


    Why am I purring?


    I¡¯m not a cat!


    ¡°Hehe, daddy, you¡¯re so cute. Your feet are kicking!¡±


    What?


    I looked down.


    Holy shit my feet!


    ¡°E-ey! Who exactly are you? I don¡¯t remember having any daughter!?¡±


    I asked while still purring.


    ¡°Oh no! How cruel! I¡¯m your Cecotrope!¡±


    ¡°What do you say!?¡±


    ¡°And Pingy!¡±


    ¡°Heh?¡±


    ¡°And your brother¡¯s spy¡±


    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?


    <Creature: Pingy - Level 14 Legendary Demon Boar Cecotrope Hybrid Pet Princess>


    <hr>


    [Kawaii_Story_Bot''s note]


    ~Assassin~


    A second tier job.


    Derived from: Thief


    An assassin is a professional killer. He/she is very fast, stealthy and deadly.


    The Assassin job stats correction provides huge bonuses to speed and critical damage. However, it greatly reduces many other stats. This makes Assassin a very risky job to have, and difficult to master.


    As an Assassin, you become very fragile but also deal so little damage when fighting normally. As a result, assassins don''t fight head on, but rely heavily on a particular skill [Assassinate].


    This skill is the job''s biggest strength, but also at the same time, its deadly weakness.


    Thunder_xXx_Thunder unlocked thisjob when he defeated the level 20 frog. He also put all his stats to STR, but little did he know, only idiots do that.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul>


    <li>Be a Thief.</li>


    <li>Kill 100 people.</li>


    </ul>


    Alternative unlocking condition:


    <ul>


    <li>Defeating a full HP opponent at least ten times your level with just one surprise hit, without any support from other people.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul>


    <li>PATK -20%, MATK -50%, MDEF -50%, PDEF - 50%, +100% speed, +100% critical damage.</li>


    </ul>


    Unique skill: [Assassinate]


    <ul>


    <li>Passive skill.</li>


    <li>Cooldown: Three minutes.</li>


    <li>Automatically activate when successfully delivered a surprise melee attack. That attack will deal 10x damage, with sure crit and ignore defense.</li>


    </ul>


    Third-tier jobs derived from Assassin:


    <ul>


    <li>Depends on the person other jobs and other factors, an unique third tier job can be formed.</li>


    <li>Must first be level 40 to unlock third-tier jobs.</li>


    </ul>

 Chapter 24.5: Uncles.

    ¡°Uncle, I¡¯ve found daddy.¡± Pingy said while sitting on a tree, looking down at Thunder_xXx_Thunder as he was being carried by Leon.


    ¡°Very good. Now give me sight,¡± a deep dark voice echoed inside Pingy¡¯s head.


    ¡°Yes,¡± Pingy replied. Only she could hear the voice. Who was she talking to?


    ¡°It¡¯s gonna hurt a little bit. I¡¯ll be connecting with your left eye and Blue the other.¡±


    ¡°Okay, I¡¯m ready. Anytime.¡±


    ¡°Good. Then Three. Two. One.¡±


    ¡°Argh!¡±


    On one, Pingygave a yelp and hugged her head. She almost fell off the tree but quickly regained balance by grabbing a branch.


    ¡°That hurt much more than I thought,¡± said Pingy, grinding her teeth. Her eyes now changed their color, with left eye bright red and right eye dark blue.


    ¡°My dear niece, are you okay?¡± another person spoke. His voice was much softer than the first one. ¡°Is this too much?¡±


    ¡°No no, I¡¯m fine, uncle Bluelelelele the Greater numbered Thirty-six point Four,¡± Pingy replied. ¡°I¡¯m just a little bit dizzy¡­¡±


    ¡°That¡¯s good. Phew~... Anyways, just call me Blue. We are in the same family now.¡±


    ¡°Yes, uncle Bleeeeweewewewee~¡±


    Pingy suddenly lost her balance as her vision was zooming in and out continuously.


    ¡°Stay still. I¡¯m adjusting.¡± Kakakakuykaka spoke.


    ¡°Y-yes!¡±


    Pingy left pupil changed shape rapidly. Blood dripped down from her eye.


    ¡°Disconnect,¡± Bluelelelele said, ¡°Don¡¯t push yourself. This is unnecessary so I¡¯ll be sharing vision with brother.¡±


    ¡°Thank you, uncle Blue.¡± Pingy replied. She was sweating all over.


    ¡°Hmm. It¡¯s kinda blurry, and not very stable at times. Hmm.¡±


    Pingy¡¯s pupil was now shaped like an amoeba. ¡°Aaa~...¡± she cried.


    ¡°Brother, that¡¯s good enough!¡± Bluelelelele said to Kakakakuykaka, ¡°You are stressing her! And I don¡¯t think we need ultra resolution either.¡±


    ¡°Oh, you¡¯re right. Sorry.¡± Kakakakuykaka apologized.


    ¡°It-it¡¯s okay..., I¡¯m fine.¡± Pingy said.


    ¡°Pingy, close your right eye,¡± said Bluelelelele, ¡°You will get motion sickness if you see with both eyes open, and furthermore, try not to move suddenly, okay?¡±


    ¡°Thank you uncle, I understood,¡± Pingy replied.


    And after that, as the rabbit and the lion moved towards the mountain range, Pingy followed them by jumping from trees to trees.This novel''s true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there.


    <hr>


    A few moments later, Pingy finally got used to her left eye so she moved freely without any dizziness.


    ¡°Oooo! A Demon Princess!? Haha! That¡¯s my niece! To think our brother could have an awesome daughter like this!¡± Bluelelelele complimented Pingy, ¡°Big brother, I¡¯m glad! I¡¯m tearing up!¡±


    ¡°Eh? Yes yes, awesome.¡± Kakakakuykaka was paying no attention at all. He was busy watching his little brother. ¡°What ... the ... hell¡­¡±


    ¡°Stop it uncle Blue!¡± Pingy slightly blushed. ¡°Please don¡¯t tease Pingy!¡±


    ¡°Haha. And you said that bastard threw you out of the window? Damn!¡± Bluelelelele laughed.


    ¡°It- It¡¯s not daddy¡¯s fault! He probably didn¡¯t know¡­¡± Pingy replied with a sad voice.


    ¡°Pingy. Left. A little bit,¡± said Kakakakuykaka.


    ¡°Yes.¡± Pingy moved to the left. It was a leaf that blocked Kakakakuykaka¡¯s vision.


    ¡°But it¡¯s good that he didn¡¯t eat you, right? Otherwise you would be gone by now.¡± said Bluelelelele.


    ¡°Yeah¡­ I guess so¡­ But I was a cecotrope back then, it was like my sole purpose of existence was to become daddy¡¯s food.¡± Pingy explained.


    ¡°Oh! And the cecotrope thing. How did that happen? I¡¯m still confused.¡± said Bluelelelele.


    ¡°Well, I was first just a concept living inside the Necronomicon --¡±


    ¡°Yeah yeah, that part I understand. You were the will of the Necronomicon when we sent you over, then Gruraga ate you, but how did you acquired a real consciousness?¡± Bluelelelele asked again.


    ¡°That¡­ I don¡¯t¡­¡±


    ¡°A will to live, a body vessel, massive amount of soul-level energy and the blood of two high ranked demons.¡± Kakakakuykaka suddenly spoke. ¡°That¡¯s how new a demon is born to the physical realm.¡±


    ¡°Heh? Brother?¡±


    ¡°Ah, I¡¯m bored watching. What the hell is he doing? Why hasn¡¯t he eaten the fucking bunny yet!?¡±


    ¡°Heh?¡± Pingy.


    ¡°NO! He IS the bunny!¡± Bluelelelele shouted. ¡°Are you our real brother!?¡±


    ¡°What do you say!?¡± Kakakakuykaka shouted in surprise, ¡°He is ... the DAMN BUNNY?¡±


    ¡°Oh - my - lord! Brother!¡±


    ¡°NONSENSE!¡±


    BAM!


    The sound of a Demon Lord table being smashed.


    ¡°Argh!¡± Pingy¡¯s eye shot out blood.


    ¡°Calm down brother! You¡¯re hurting Pingy!¡±


    ¡°Right. Disconnect!¡±


    Pingy¡¯s eye returned to normal. Hu-hah~, she breathed in and out heavily.


    And then, ¡°Blue, you¡¯re up,¡± Kakakakuykaka said.


    ¡°Please let the kid rest a bit, brother. We can just talk for now,¡± said Bluelelelele.


    ¡°Hmm... Okay.¡±


    ¡°Yes yes. Now wait for the table and chair to regenerate then sit down please. Our little brother might be just a mere bunny, but it¡¯s not that bad!¡±


    ¡°Huh? What are you talking about?¡±


    ¡°Isn¡¯t his wish to become weak? That means he got what he wanted. And beside, he will be less likely to cause any serious trouble until we come over to get him, right?¡± Bluelelelele explained.


    ¡°Hmmm, make sense.¡± Kakakakuykaka agreed. ¡°Pingy!¡±


    ¡°Yes, uncle.¡±


    ¡°Grrr¡­ Keep an eye on that kid, don¡¯t let him be eaten.¡± Kakakakuykaka was growling.


    ¡°Of course, uncle. I will watch over daddy. Please leave everything to me!¡± Pingy replied.


    The bunny and the lion continued moving North.


    <hr>


    ¡°Hmm,¡± Bluelelelele thought out loud, ¡°The book had a will to live. The cecotrope as a body vessel. And then... somehow his power got sealed inside that empty world and Pingy absorbed it¡­ However¡­¡±


    Bluelelelele couldn¡¯t figure out the last piece of the puzzle.


    ¡°Brother, what do you mean by blood of two demons?¡± he decided to ask.


    ¡°Ha? You don¡¯t know about the process?¡± Kakakakuykaka asked back.


    ¡°No, I know that. But... I mean... two demons? Who could the other one be?¡±


    ¡°No idea.¡±


    ¡°Brother!¡±


    ¡°Hey! I¡¯m not Gruraga! How the hell do I know?¡±


    ¡°It¡¯s the Demon King of this world.¡± Pingy suddenly spoke.


    ¡°WHAT!?¡± the two Demon Lord shouted in unison.


    ¡°Yes, my other daddy is the Demon King,¡± said Pingy, ¡°Or mommy¡­ I don¡¯t know...¡±


    ¡°Oh I see!¡± Bluelelelele gasped, ¡°So that¡¯s why you are a Demon Princess!¡±


    ¡°Hey hey hey! Tell me about it!¡± Kakakakuykaka suddenly got excited.


    ¡°Y-yes! I don¡¯t know how¡­ but daddy ingested the Demon King blood and it ended up mixing into the cecotropes...¡±


    ¡°How?¡±


    ¡°I don¡¯t know! I will have to ask daddy,¡± Pingy answered, ¡°But it¡¯s weird¡­ my other half also has traces of Demon King blood inside her system.¡±


    ¡°What? Brother, you have any idea about this?¡± Bluelelelele asked.


    ¡°Hmmm¡­ Demon King blood inside a mortal body? It might be an accident, or coincidence¡­ hmmm¡­ or... not¡­¡± Kakakakuykaka thought out loud.


    ¡°Brother! Could it be!¡± Bluelelelele seemed to have picked up something.


    ¡°No Blue, it can¡¯t be him. We have already takencare of him¡±


    ¡°B-but--¡±


    Hearing that, Pingy worried. ¡°U-uncle? What are you talking about?¡±


    ¡°Ah, nothing, please don¡¯t worry. However, we still need to investigate this. Please report back to us often,¡± Bluelelelele said.


    ¡°But...¡±


    ¡°Pingy. The less you know, the better.¡± said Kakakakuykaka.


    ¡°Y-yes, uncle. Pingy understood.¡±


    And right after that¡­


    ¡°Uncle! Daddy is fighting!¡±


    Coincidentally, it was at this moment the fight started.


    ¡°Pingy! Vision connect!¡± Bluelelelele said.


    ¡°Oh no! He is up against a big lion! I will -- Argh!¡±


    Connected.


    Adjusting.


    ¡°Pingy, stay still,¡± said Kakakakuykaka.


    ¡°But¡­ but¡­¡±


    ¡°Don¡¯t worry, he will be fine. He is an amazing fighter you know?¡± said Bluelelelele.


    ¡°But daddy is weak now. At this rate, daddy will ¡­ what!? Daddy¡¯s winning! So cool!¡±


    ¡°Told you!¡±


    ¡°Woah! This is so awesome! The lion can¡¯t even attack!¡±


    Adjusted.


    ¡°Good! Now we can see clearly,¡± said Bluelelelele. ¡°Haha! Slash! That¡¯s our Gruraga!¡±


    ¡°Did you see that? The way he moves? Oh my god daddy!¡± Pingy kept shouting in excitement.


    ¡°Hmmm¡­¡± Kakakakuykaka was also watching, ¡°Fighting head on right away without knowing anything about the opponent. What an idiot.¡±


    ¡°Heh? Uncle, what are you talking about? Daddy is winning!¡±


    ¡°No he is not.¡±


    ¡°Oh, if you say so¡­ Then...¡±


    ¡°Stop. Don¡¯t move.¡±


    ¡°Heh? But you say he¡¯s not?¡±


    ¡°Yes, he is not winning. But his life is not in danger right now. Besides, this might be a good opportunity for him to learn a thing or two and grow up. You know, there are still many things that I didn¡¯t, or couldn¡¯t teach him back in the days.¡±


    ¡°Brother¡­¡± said Bluelelelele.


    ¡°Woaaah¡­ Thank you Uncle, I understood,¡± Pingy said, ¡°But daddy¡¯s awesome, I don¡¯t think he is gonna lose to a mere lion!¡±


    ¡°Good. Then let¡¯s see howthis turns out.¡±

 Chapter 25: Kids versus frogs

    <hr>


    ¡°Georgy!¡± Blob_Blob shouted. ¡°Death lightning combo!¡±


    ¡°Understood!¡± GeorgEy_168 shouted back.


    ¡°Good! Then here I go... [Lightning - spark] !¡±


    However, this [Lightning - spark] needed a long charging time as Blob_Blob was still inexperienced. So, standing firmly on the ground with swamp water high up to knees, Blob_Blob swung his cutlass at random directions. He just swung it rapidly around without hitting anything, and while he was doing that, his brows furrowed, making him looked like an angry raccoon with a blue mohawk.


    ¡°Huuuuuuuuuuuu~¡± Blob_Blob made this weird sound with his mouth while charging, which was totally unnecessary.


    ¡°Hurry up!¡± GeorgEy_168 urged Blob_Blob. ¡°Your charging is too slo-- Argh!¡±


    Bep!


    A giant frog attacked GeorgEy_168 with its tongue! GeorgEy_168, however, blocked that with his tiny mirror shield, which had already lost the ability to reflect things after so many frog''s tongue attacks. That shield was meant to be used against magic users, not frogs, but it was a cool looking shield anyway.


    ¡°Huuuuuu¡­ Finish!¡± Blob_Blob finally finished charging. Zrrr zrr! , yellow sparks of electricity appeared one by one, warped around his cutlass and made it shine dangerously.


    ¡°Georgy!¡± he then pointed the weapon towards GeorgEy_168 and shouted. ¡°Receive!¡±


    Zroom!


    A lightning bolt shot out of the sword so powerful that Blob_Blob was knocked far back. He fell onto swamp ground and had to drink some smelly gooey swamp water that was full of frog''s slime.


    The lightning bolt suddenly changed its trajectory.


    ¡°Thank you very much!¡± GeorgEy_168 said and received the lightning bolt with his¡­ lightning rod! The electric current then traveled down his raincoat and into the small sword in his left hand.


    Yes, the outer layer of the raincoat was made of highly conductive magic plastic, and Georgey_168 was left-handed.


    ¡°[Very hot Flame]!¡± GeorgEy_168 yelled.


    The sword was instantly swallowed by red hot fire and with both fire and lightning, it looked dangerously deadly!


    ¡°Haha! Taste this!¡±


    Armed with a blazing and sparking magic sword, GeorgEy_168 ran straight towards a giant frog and was about to thrust the sword into its belly.


    But his action was stopped.


    ¡°IDIOT!¡± Ilsa kicked the sword out of GeorgEy_168¡¯s hand. She even punched his head.


    BAM!


    ¡°Ouch! Ilsa!?¡± GeorgEy_168 cried out loud, "Whyy!?"


    But Ilsa didn¡¯t answer him. She was busy paying attention to the magic sword. There were no trees on this swamp land, so the sword flew high above.


    Zrr Zrrr¡­ the lightning fire sword was spinning high in the air.


    Ilsa then took GeorgEy_168 anti-magic glove and dashed, leaving him behindin confusion. She ran. The sword was still flying. One giant frog shot out its tongue. Ilsa dodged.If you come across this story on Amazon, it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it.


    Two more frogs blocked her way.


    ¡°[Knock back bullet]¡± Ilsa pulled out her pistols.


    Pew Pew!


    She sent the two frogs flying! Even though they were giant frogs bigger than a house, they were still knocked back due to the magic bullets'' special effect.


    Yes, that¡¯s how physics in Online works.


    The Frogs were stunned for 1 seconds, but took no damage.


    Ilsa then stepped on a frog belly.


    BoinG! She jumped!


    Ilsa jumped very high! Caught the sword! And then, ¡°HeyyyyaaaA!¡± she shouted and threw the sword with all her might!


    The swordflew outside of the swamp land, thrust itself into the grassy ground.


    BOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!


    Huge explosion!


    ¡°Hu-hah¡± Ilsa breathed heavily. But despite of that, Pew-pew-pew-pew!, she finished the two frogs.


    Blob_Blob and GeorgEy_168¡¯s faces turned pale as they watched the whole scene.


    YOU DON¡¯T USE LIGHTNING ATTACKS IN A WATER AREA YOU IDIOT!


    <hr>


    ¡°T-thanks¡± Blob_Blob said to Ilsa. She was now back and regrouped with the two boys.


    And then...


    Twinkle Twinkle¡­ that was OliseEE, now a level 16 supporter, sprinkling rainbow MP recovering dust over the boys¡¯ heads. All of the girls had gainedtwo orthree more levels, but the boys had gained none.


    Why?


    ¡°Good grief! Why do you have to use flashy magics to deal with those frogs!?¡± Ilsa scolded the boys.


    That was the reason. Blob_Blob and GeorgEy_168 had been wasting so much time casting flashy spells just to kill one single frog at a time, while at the same time interval, Ilsa could have destroyed many.


    ¡°T-that¡¯s just for practice! Practicing our spells is much more important than leveling up!¡± Blob_Blob defended himself.


    ¡°Y-yes! Blob_Blob is right! All for magic!¡± said GeorgEy_168.


    Ilsa face-palmed, ¡°You guys¡­ are helpless¡­¡±


    ¡°B-but you¡¯ll see! We will be leveling up in no time!¡± GeorgEy_168 suddenly said.


    ¡°Yes! You¡¯ll see!¡± Blob_Blob.


    ¡°Heh? How so?¡± Ilsa asked, ¡°Are you guys daydreaming?¡±


    ¡°Hahahaha! Of course not!¡± Blob_Blob puffed his chest out.


    And then, Brrrrrrrrr!


    Right at that moment, the ground shook.


    ¡°Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!¡±


    That was Yomundorudo screaming!


    ¡°Earthquake!!!¡± OliseEE immediately sat down and hugged her head. ¡°Earthquakeeee!!!!¡±


    ¡°Wawawawaaaaaaa,¡± Ilsa lost balance for a second. ¡°What¡¯s going on?¡±


    But Blob_Blob and GeorgEy_168 didn¡¯t flinch. For some unknown reasons, they laughed.


    ¡°Haha! He¡¯s here! He¡¯s here!¡±


    ¡°Everything is all going according to plan!¡±


    The ground shook vigorously.


    ¡°Hang in there Yoyo! I¡¯m coming!¡± Blob_Blob then shouted his lungs out, excited. ¡°Come, Georgey!¡± he pulled GeorgEy_168''s coat. They then immediately ran towards the direction of Yomundorudo¡¯s voice.


    Ilsa ran after them and OliseEE was still hugging her head.


    And then, they all ran back.


    Because Blob_Blob¡¯s plan was bullshit!


    <hr>


    ¡°Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!¡±


    ¡°Holy shittt!¡±


    ¡°No way no way no way no wayyyyy!¡±


    ¡°Come on OliseEE, run faster!¡±


    ¡°I don¡¯t want to dieeee!!!¡±


    The seven kids ran and screamed! Even Meetty and Riku, who were hunting in a different area, were caught up in this mess!


    Boom boom boom boom!


    The ground shook like thunder!


    What happened?


    Well, it was the boys'' fault. At first, Blob_Blob told Yomundorudo to go lure the giant frogs from other areas so he could destroy them with one single AOE spell, and with the quickness of a Rogue, Yomundorudo was best suited for the job. It was not a bad plan at all, if...


    ...he had not lured over a hundred frogs!


    ¡°AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¡±


    <hr>


    ¡°Easy! This is bad! We need to interfere!¡±


    Watching the scene unfold on top of a nearby watchtower, teacher Jessica worried. She continuously pulled Easy¡¯s coat, telling him that the kids were in grave danger and they needed to help them. However, Easy just stood there. His face showed no emotions.


    ¡°Jessica, no need,¡± he said.


    ¡°What? Easy? Seriously!? That¡¯sa horde ofgiant frogs! That''s too many!¡±


    ¡°I said no need. The kids can handle it.¡±


    ¡°What!? Are you insane? Are you even a teach--¡±


    Suddenly, things quiet down.


    The frogs stopped and returned to their dungeon area one by one.


    The kids were now nowhere to be seen.


    <hr>


    Kawaii_Story_Bot¡¯s note


    ~Tinker~


    A first tier job.


    The world of Online is a fairly technologically advanced game world, and thus, machines and steampunk stuffs exists.


    A tinker is like a combating machine engineer. They have knowledge about engineering and can apply it in battle or in daily life. They can make/ invent new weapons and gears; make and set traps; fine-tune or repair stuffs or even build war machines.


    Meetty was the one who made Ilsa''s Knock Back Bullets and fine-tuned her pistols.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Have one year experience of fixing machines.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>PATK + 5%; PDEF + 10%; max MP + 20%; + 1*level to INT; +0.5*level to STR; +0.5* level to VIT.</li>


    </ul>


    Second-tier jobs derived from Tinker:


    <ul>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Magic Tinker, Master Tinker, Trap Master, Airship Pilot, Golem Maker, Inventor, ...etc...</li>


    </ul>

 Chapter 26: Quick thinking, kids!

    <hr>


    One hundred frogs chased the kids, ninety nine returned back to the swamp.


    Blop bloopp blop blooop blop bloop blop¡­


    A weird and ... weird sound echoed through the air, so loud that it scared all the nearby birds and squirrels away.


    Just imagine, when you place your ear onto someone¡¯s belly after they just have had a big fat meal, what would you hear? And whatever you are hearing¡­ amplify it by using a speaker to ten...


    No! Twenty fold!


    And¡­


    Tadaaa!


    You now have the sound effect of a Giant Frog digesting seven little kids.


    <hr>


    ¡°EASY!!!¡± teacher Jessica screamed at teacher Easy while they were running at full speed towards the noise. Her beautiful face turned crimson red and there was flame in her eyes.


    ¡°I told you to go save them! I told you!¡±


    But teacher Easy didn¡¯t reply. He just ran and ran, with two arms behind his back for maximum speed.


    And teacher Jessica kept on screaming.


    ¡°I can¡¯t believe it! You left them to die!¡±


    ¡°Easy!¡±


    ¡°Say something!¡±


    ¡°You bastard!¡±


    ¡­


    ¡°EASYY!!!¡±


    Teacher Easy stopped.


    ¡°It¡¯s fine,¡± he finally said back, but with a cold voice. ¡°Why are you even panicking?¡±


    ¡°WHAT!?¡± Jessica clenched her fist. ¡°How¡­ how can you be so heartless!? They are your students!¡±


    ¡°Jessica,¡± replied Easy, ¡°They are fully trained for this. If they die now, it means that they are just too weak for this kind of job.¡±


    ¡°You¡­¡±


    ¡°You know it, don¡¯t you? Adventurers die everyday. You¡¯re already considered dead once you have chosen this path.¡±


    ¡°But¡­¡± That reply made Jessica froze. She couldn¡¯t even think of anything else to say.


    ¡°Huh? But what?¡± said Easy. ¡°Am I wrong?¡±


    ¡°No, but I¡­ I just can¡¯t believe you!¡±


    ¡°Whatever.¡±


    <hr>


    The sad thing is, even though teacher Easy sounded so cold and cruel... it¡¯s the truth.


    The life of adventurers in Online were incredibly harsh. Although there were many training schools available like the Elemental Trees, statistically said, only fifty percent of the graduates could survive their first three years after graduation. And then ... after seven years? That number would be halved, and halved again after few more years.


    And what would happen after that?


    Well, no matter how good you are at fighting and staying alive, there will be a point when life or death ... doesn¡¯t matter anymore. Only hell awaits. Facing monsters and demons, humans are just as fragile as glass.


    So¡­


    Did the kids die? Just like that?


    ...


    Nah!


    Of course not!


    <hr>


    Slasssh!


    The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.


    Using a knife, teacher Easy slashed the Giant Frog¡¯s belly open with a single strike and by doing so, seven little kids fell out all together.


    They were all warped in some kind of ¡­ blanket?


    ¡­


    ¡°Buhahhhh!¡± Blob_Blob gasped for air. ¡°I¡¯m saved!¡±


    ¡°Thank you OliseEE! ¡­ Blargh!... You saved us!¡± Riku shouted happily, but some slimes accidently got into her mouth when she opened it wide.


    ¡°Hehee¡± OliseEE replied.


    ¡°URrghhhh¡­ Where am ¡­ Damn it! It won¡¯t come off!¡± GeorgEy_168 tried to wipe off the slimes on his eyes, but his hands were also covered in slimes so it was pointless.


    ¡°Warm¡­¡± Ilsa blushed.


    ¡°Ewww¡­¡± that was Meetty.


    And finally, ¡°Blblblblblblbl¡­,¡± Yomundorudo got his face burried under the swamp water. When the kids fell out of the frog, he somehow became a nice landing pillow for Ilsa and OliseEE.


    Poor guy...


    But the most important thing was, all the kids were fine. Not even a single scratch. Upon seeing that, teacher Jessica¡¯s eyes wide open.


    ¡°H-how?¡±


    ¡°Ha.¡± teacher Easy suddenly blurted out half of a laugh. He must held back the other half, because he was a cool and badass teacher who never laugh. ¡°Good job kids, you all passed the test,¡± Easy then said.


    ¡°Ehh!?¡± Hearing that, the kids looked at Easy with confused eyes.


    And so did teacher Jessica. ¡°What!? Test? Easy! What do you mean!?¡±


    Easy turned his eyes towards Yomundorudo.


    ¡°Yellow, check your pocket.¡±


    All eyes immediately on Yomundorudo. The boy then touched the side of his jean.


    ¡°Oh!?¡± he felt something. "A... pouch?"


    ¡°What? What is it Yoyo?¡± Blob_Blob got curious so he slid his head under Yomundorudo''s arm and got close to the pouch.


    Yomundorudo opened the pouch. A disgusting smell much worse than the smell of frog slimes hit the everyone''s noses.


    ¡°Ewwww! The hell!?¡± Blob_Blob was the one who was peeking inside the pouch and placed his face rightabove it so he got punished badly.


    ¡°Bleeeehhh!¡±he vomited right on the spot.


    Suddenly.


    ¡°Aaaahh!¡± Someone shouted. ¡°Frog Testicle balls of Luring!¡±


    It was Riku! As a monster tamer, she instantly recognized that item.


    ¡°Exactly,¡± said teacher Easy, ¡°this item releases a pheromone so strong that it can attracts all the Frogs nearby to come and attack the item holder. I was just planned to have you guys fight ten or twenty Frogs to test your teamwork, but with yellow running around like that ... we¡¯ve got many more.¡±


    Yomundorudo was the one who went luring frogs according to Blob_Blob¡¯s plan¡­


    ¡°But still¡­ how can you all escape the situation?¡± teacher Jessica was still dumbfounded.


    ¡°Because we¡¯ve got ... this!¡± Rikuraised the blanket which was covering all of the kids. ¡°When the frogs were chasing us, we couldn¡¯t find any place to hide so we decided to ¡­ hide inside the frog¡¯s belly! And thank God it worked!¡±


    And a Giant Frog couldn''t move when they were digesting, so the teacher could easily find the right one.


    ¡°Isn¡¯t this¡­¡± teacher Jessica touched the blanket. ¡°Hey!¡±


    ¡°Kahahahaha!¡± teacher Easy laughed out loud as he couldn¡¯t hold it in anymore. He then whispered something into Jessica¡¯s ears.


    The teacher face became redder than a ripen cherry.


    ¡°C...cco¡­¡±


    <Item: Used condom of Giants.>


    ¡°It¡¯s awesome!¡± Riku eyes sparked stars. ¡°You see, it gives protection from all kinds of things! Water, fire, thunder, poison! Wow, nearly indestructible, so the acid inside that frog couldn''t hurt us even a single bit!¡±


    Well, it was the item that OliseEE brought from the second hand market from a shady man. She always carried it inside her supporter backpack in case of emergency.


    ¡°Awesome¡­¡± Ilsa also gave a smug look.


    ¡°Good!¡± teacher Easy returned back to his cold self after a long laugh. ¡°Now you all passed the test, so I will give you permission to enter the forest dungeon. But remember, it will be much more dangerous than this, so¡­¡±


    ¡°Yes!¡± All the kids raised their hands up high. ¡°Hooray! Dungeon finally!!!¡±


    ¡°What do you think, Jessica? Are they good enough?¡± teacher Easy then turned and asked teacher Jessica, who for some reason, was spacing out.


    ¡°Oh... I? ¡­Y-yes! Ok!¡± Jessica answered. ¡°I think we should rest for thirty minutes, then head East towards the dungeon.¡±


    ¡°East?¡± teacher Easy surprised. ¡°Isn¡¯t the dungeon to the North?¡±


    ¡°It¡¯s a new dungeon. The monsters are at a little bit higher level than usual, but the loots are much better. The kids are actually better than I thought, so I think they are going to be fine.¡±


    ¡°Hmmm¡­¡± Easy thought for a while. ¡°Well, if you say so¡­.¡±


    ¡°But Easy¡­¡±


    ¡°Huh?¡±


    ¡°What if the kids couldn¡¯t come up with that plan? I mean¡­ will they...¡±


    ¡°Ah, that ¡­¡± teacher Easy paused a bit, ¡°do you know when, or how, that pouch ended up inside yellow¡¯s pocket?¡±


    ¡°Heh?¡± Yomundorudo suddenly realized something. ¡°Oh god! That thing wasn¡¯t there when I started fight--¡±


    But he was interrupted by teacher Easy patting his head.


    Easy then walked closer to Jessica.


    Closer and closer.


    Staring into her deep blue eyes...


    ¡°Eh? Eh? Easy!? Easy!? What are you do--¡±


    Surprised by teacher Easy¡¯s suddenly approaching her, teacher Jessica took a few step back, but stopped by a hand placed onto her shoulder ... from behind.


    ¡°Wha--¡±


    Cold sweats broke out from Jessica¡¯s forehead as the Easy in front of her vanished into thin air.


    A cold voice whispered into Jessica¡¯s ears.


    ¡°Oh Jessica... are you sure ... that the dungeon is to East?¡±


    ¡­


    ¡°Y-yes?¡± Jessica replied.


    ¡°Really?¡±


    ¡°Y-yes... gulp¡­¡±


    Things went silence, the kids totally had no idea what was going on.


    But then¡­


    ¡°Goood!¡± teacher Easy tapped Jessica¡¯s shoulder and then spoke with a cheerful voice. ¡°I just wanted to mess with you a bit. Sorry if that scared you.¡±


    ¡°Whaaaa¡­¡± teacher Jeassica heaved a sigh of relief. ¡°Easy!¡± she even pouted.


    ¡°Well, you heard your teacher, kids. Rest up, then head east. We¡¯ve got a new dungeon to clear.¡±


    ¡°Yaayyy!¡± the kids shouted in unison.


    And so, the teachers and little students rested at a nearby camping spot, ate a bunch of Frog Nuggets (common item dropped from Giant Frog), before heading towards the new dungeon.


    <hr>


    Kawaii_Story_Bot¡¯s note


    ~Monster Tamer~


    A first tier job.


    A person who has this job tames and trains monsters.


    There are two kinds of monsters:


    - Dungeon monsters: Monsters created by dungeons (mostly inside Red zones)


    - Non-dungeon monsters: Basically, animals.


    Dungeon monsters can be captured and contained inside a magic cube, while non dungeon monsters cannot. Dungeon monsters are also much more easier to tame because they don''t have a soul and thus, have no freewill. In case of animals, a few can be tamed easily, while there are many others (like Leon the White Lion), are almost impossible to tame because of their deep hatred for humans. They call the tamed monster Domesticated.


    Pingy was a tamed monster, who first belonged to Riku but then she transfered the ownership to Meetty.


    Riku wanted to tame our protagonist but failed. Might try again with a huge bribe though.


    Unlocking condition:


    <ul>


    <li>Have two years experience of having a pet.</li>


    </ul>


    Stats correction:


    <ul>


    <li>PDEF + 10%; MDEF + 10%, max HP + 10%; + 1*level to all stats.</li>


    </ul>


    Second-tier jobs derived from Monster Tamer:


    <ul>


    <li>Master Monster Tamer.</li>


    </ul>

 Chapter 26.5: Jessica.

    Teacher Jessica was a beautiful young lady, around twenty five years of age and single. She was an orphan when she was a child and had been trained in the same Elemental Tree in the past. Despite being so young, she possessed amazing skills and had been recognized as an experienced adventurer. Thus, the school now hired her to become a teacherand she was actually one of the youngest.


    However, teacher Jessica rarely came to school. That was because her workplace was inside the dungeon areas. After the students had their lessons at school, they would then be sent to have dungeon field trips and Jessica would be the one who guided them. She was the best suited for this because of her jobs: Trap-master, Spy and most interestingly, Cartographer.


    Inside the Greentrees Forest, old dungeons or new dungeons, Jessica knew about them all just like the inside of her palm, and it was actually the first time she met the kids.


    ...


    But she was also hiding a terrifying secret.


    <hr>


    Jessica was meditating, or at least, looked like she was meditating.


    ¡°Lord Diaminos (sama), I want to report,¡± Jessica thought to herself during the short thirty minutes rest. Nobody else could hear her, except for the one named Diaminos.


    ¡°Jessica,¡± a deep voice answered right after that, ¡°how¡¯s everything?¡±


    ¡°I¡¯ve met the kids, all seven of them. I will bring them to you shortly,¡± Jessica then said.


    ¡°Good. Are they in good conditions?¡± asked Diaminos.


    ¡°Yes, I believe. All the kids are perfectly healthy and have excellent abilities. One of them even has a second-tier job,¡± Jessica replied.This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there.


    ¡°Very good. Then they will make the perfect vessels.¡±


    ¡°Yes. However¡­¡± Jessica hesitated to speak of something.


    ¡°What is it?¡± Diaminos asked.


    ¡°No, I¡¯m just worrying too much. Please don¡¯t mind me¡­¡±


    ¡°SPEAK!¡± Diaminos suddenly raised his voice


    ¡°Y-yes! There¡¯s this teacher¡­ I wasn¡¯t expectinghim to come at all! I thought I''m the only one in charge of this field trip...¡±


    ¡°Hmmm, so he¡¯s in the way.¡±


    ¡°What should I do, Lord Diaminos?¡± Jessica asked, worriedly.


    ¡°Get rid of him.¡±


    ¡°I afraid... I can¡¯t,¡± Jessica replied ¡°He is... very strong.¡±


    ¡°Is that so? His status?¡±


    ¡°I''m sorry. I can¡¯t see it with my Spying skills. He must has some kind of Concealment¡­ And I have a feeling that he might know something¡­¡±


    ¡°But it¡¯s only him?¡±


    ¡°Ah¡­ yes, only him, no one else.¡±


    ¡°Hmmmm¡­¡± Diaminos then thought for a moment. ¡°So what race is he? Is he an Elf?¡±


    ¡°No...¡±


    ¡°Angel?¡±


    ¡°No¡­¡±


    ¡°Then what?¡±


    ¡°He¡¯s just... a human¡±


    ¡°A HUMAN?¡± Diaminos raised his voice again!


    ¡°Y-yes!¡±


    ¡°A MERE HUMAN!? AND YOU THINK WE SHOULD BE AFRAID OF HIM?¡±


    ¡°No, I just¡­¡±


    ¡°WHO DO YOU THINK I AM!?¡±


    ¡°No¡­ I¡­¡±


    ¡°Haha! Jessica!¡± Diaminos burst out laughing inside Jessica¡¯s head. ¡°Then what is the problem? Just bring them all here! Or don¡¯t tell me¡­ you are planning to betray us!?¡±


    ¡°No my Lord! No! My apologies, I was just too nervous! I will bring the kids to you right away!¡±


    ¡°Good! Then I will be waiting. The ritual will soon be started.¡±

 Chapter 27: The newly discovered dungeon.

    <hr>


    After having lunch and rested, the group headed East, where the dungeon was according to Teacher Jessica. They encountered no more monsters, so they arrived at the destination faster than planned.


    ¡°Woahhh!¡± Blob_Blob gasped. He had never seen a such a big tree. Looking at it, one could easily imagine the treetop reaching Heaven, and if not for the normal trees nearby, one would have thought that they somehow shrunk into the size of an ant.


    Not sure what kind of tree it was though, but the leaves were dark green and shaped like hearts. Its roots were huge, crawling on the ground surface and would move if you looked away for a second.


    ¡°This thing is.... massive! But if it¡¯s this big, why couldn¡¯t we notice it earlier? I mean, we should have seen it wayyyy from in the village, right?¡± asked Blob_Blob.


    ¡°Good question. You might not notice it, but we just walked through a barrier, kids¡± Teacher Easy patted Blob_Blob¡¯s head. ¡°And although it seemed that we have walked a straight path, we actually just came out of a very complexed maze. I¡¯m surprised that there¡¯s such thing inside this forrest.¡±


    ¡°Ehhh!??¡± all the kids looked up at the teacher with big surprised eyes. It was not hard to tell what were on their thoughts though:


    Are you serious!?


    ¡°So you knew?¡± Teacher Jessica was also surprised.


    ¡°Not really. I was also fooled at first, but then I noticed the position of the sun and stars was very unusual.¡±


    ¡°Woahhh, teacher, how unusual?¡± asked GeorgEy_168.


    ¡°Mister Green, which direction is the sun?¡± Teacher Easy then looked at the little boy.


    ¡°W...west?¡± Georgey_168 answered.


    ¡°Correct,¡± Easy nodded. ¡°And with the sun continuously changed position like that, it means that we were NOT walking a straight path.¡±


    ¡°Woahhhhh!¡± The kids were amazed by Teacher Easy''s answer.


    Well, it might sounds weird, but with the world of Online being ring-shaped and has a giant sun at the middle, it became the West-indicator if you were living inside the country of Cauco.


    ¡°Hmmm, so that¡¯s why it¡¯s a new dungeon...¡± Teacher Easy then, for some reason, furrowed his brows. ¡° Very dangerous.¡±


    Jessica smiled.


    ¡°Easy, I¡¯m so surprised that you can understand this thing even though it¡¯s your first time here, you know?"


    But Easy didn''t smile back. He had some questions.


    ¡°But how did you discover this dungeon, Jessica?¡±This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon.


    ¡°Not really discovered it, but more like¡­ survived...¡± Jessica answered.


    She then gave a big sigh.


    ¡°I see...


    ...Man eating dungeon, huh?¡±


    ¡°Oh boy, Easy!¡±


    ¡°Ehhhhhhh?¡± the kids totally had no idea of what was going on here.


    So Teacher Jessica explained:


    ¡°I suppose you can call it that way. This dungeon has no real entrance, so you just enter it without noticing. Then once you did, like having its own consciousness, it will lead you straight into the very center, and from that, you might never be able to get out.¡±


    The kids titled their heads.


    ¡°If it can make the way in straight and simple for you, it can also make the way out very complex, and full of monsters encounters as well.¡± Teacher Easy further explained things.


    And just by saying that, Easy made the kid¡¯s faces turn pale.


    ¡°So... it¡¯s a new dungeon, because¡­¡± Meetty spoke with her shoulders shaking.


    ¡°... no one have ever....¡± Riku gasped.


    ...returned¡­¡± and Ilsa finished the sentence.


    ¡°Good job!¡± Teacher Jessica nodded and you could tell by the smile on her face that she was extremely satisfied. ¡°Well, I was very lucky to had just awoken the Cartographer job when I first came here. But it did take me months to get out though...¡±


    ¡°I see¡­ it''s even worse than I thought.¡± Teacher Easy said. ¡°So, what kinds of monster spawn inside this thing?¡±


    ¡°On the surface, level one to twenty monsters, like Horned Rabbit, Four-armed Grasshoppers, Fartmushrooms and such, maybe even Giant Frogs. Hmmm... Then underground, we will meet higher level fellas like Twin-headed Worms and Wingless Bats.¡±


    ¡°Typical monsters, huh?¡±


    ¡°But there will also be some unique ones as well. Like... you are going to see a lot of fairies at night, but they have scary faces, so... I called them Grumpy Fairies! And... Chocolate Chickens! Because they drop some delish chocolate drumsticks!¡±


    ¡°Chocolate¡­¡± some of the kids drooled and gulped.


    ¡°Interesting.¡± teacher Easy then said. ¡°So what are we going to do now? Where are the hunting grounds?¡±


    ¡°Monsters above ground are mostly low leveled ones, so shall we will go a little bit underground then?¡± said Teacher Jessica.


    ¡°Okay. Sounds good.¡± Easy agreed.


    ¡°Yes. So please stand back a bit.¡± Teacher Jessica gave the signal for everyone to take a few steps back. Then, she drew something on the ground with her hunting knife. ¡°I was a Trap-master, so when I first came here, I discovered this secret passage. UNLOCK AND REVEAL! SHOW THY SELF! ENTRANCE REVEALEOS!¡±


    Brrrrrrrrrr!


    The ground shook vigorously and part of it cracked open. Magical runes glowed red and white and tree roots parted, revealing an entrance hole just big enough for one person to go through at a time.


    There was even stairs made of rocks and vines.


    ¡°Well, what are we waiting for?¡± Teacher Jessica turned back and asked the group. ¡°Let¡¯s go!¡±


    OliseEE then searched her inventory and lighted torches for everyone. They all went through the entrance and it closed right after that.


    ...


    Kekeke


    Kekekekekeke


    Somewhere underground, red eyes opened, lighting up the darkness.


    <hr>


    Kawaii_Story_Bot''s note:


    ~Demon~


    They are extremely powerful monsters, bringing forth destructions, disasters and chaos. Demons are spiritual beings, and are not born with a physical bodies so they need to possess other creatures if they want to interact with the physical realm. Their targets can be both Dungeon or Non-dungeon monsters. Once possessed, the body will slowly change it shape, morphing into a terrifying form.


    Demons lives inside Purple, Red and sometimes, Yellow Zones. However, they cannot enter Green Zones (Safe Zones) without suffering from the protection that the Gods and Angels have placed all over the world. However, powerful ones can sometimes overcome that challenge, go straight into Green Zones and kill shits.


    The protection can also be weakened if the area is attacked by a large army of demons. After conquering the area, it becomes a Red Zone and Dungeon Monsters will be spawned.


    Purple Zones are where the Demon Kingdom lies. They are mostly located on the other side of the world (remember, the world is ring-shaped with two sides and a giant sun at the center). When the sun passes to the other side of the world, it changes color to pitch black and becomes freezing cold, and the sky is dyed with a bloody red color.


    Don''t even think about entering the Purple.


    Stat gain average: 5 STR, 5 AGI, 10 INT, 5 VIT, 10 LUK and 20 free points per level.


    Race skills:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Depends.</li>


    </ul>


    Evolution:


    <ul>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Depends.</li>


    </ul>

 Chapter 28: Darkness comes.

    The underground path was narrow at first, but gradually widened as the group went. The walls were made of rocks, dirt and tree roots. Sometimes, the roots moved, like they were trying to grab and attack the intruders, but as they were slow, they were not very difficult to deal with. Most of the roots were small, and the biggest ones could only be as big as the size of a human arm. It might be scary walking inside a narrow path covered with countless moving tree roots, but as Blob_Blob¡¯s cutlass could slice through them like a hot knife slicing through butter, one could say that they were not really sturdy, and posed no threat at all.


    There was also no trap. Normally, in a place like this, one could expect a lot of pitfalls, rolling boulders, fire breathing or poison releasing devices. But... nothing. The group encountered nothing so far except for the self moving roots. However, that lack of danger somehow provoked a feeling of uneasiness among the kids.


    ¡°Weird, where are the monsters?¡± the blue-haired boy, Blob_Blob raised a question, ¡°Are we going in the right direction?¡± he added.


    ¡°This is creepy.¡± said GeorgEy_168. ¡°It¡¯s so silent! Brrrr! Chills!¡±


    Yes, it was indeed very quiet inside this underground dungeon path so far. No sound of monster¡¯s movement, no sound of worms or bugs¡­ Beside tree roots, it seemed that there was no other living being inside this place. It was like¡­ the silence of death. Well, if one tried as hard as they could, they could hear the tree roots creating some kind of crackling sound as they moved, like when you slightly scrubbed two twigs into one another. But it was so small, consistent and continuous, so most people wouldn''t even notice it at all. Thus, here in the realm of darkness, moist and dirt, only the sounds of footsteps, moving roots and kids chewing their snacks could be heard.


    There was another thing that no one noticed. It was... how clean the air was. It was unnaturally clean and fresh, without any foul or rotting smell. Was it an indication of good soil with a good drainage system? Or was it ... something else? Well, I can¡¯t tell you this yet.


    And so, just like that, the venturing of the group into the underground had been uneventful.


    Until...


    ¡°Teacher Jessica?¡± Ilsa was worried so she ran up to Teacher Jessica and asked her. ¡°You said there are monsters underground, right? Like wingless bats, or¡­¡±


    Teacher Jessica didn¡¯t answer. She didn¡¯t even look at Ilsa, but the little girl could still notice something weird on Teacher Jessica¡¯s face.


    Wild eyes.


    An evil smirk.


    And most terrifyingly, her speech¡­


    Like a broken record, Teacher Jessica kept muttering these words...


    ¡°Keep walking keep walking keep walking keep walking keep walking¡­¡±


    ¡°T-teacher¡­?¡±


    ¡°Keep walking keep walking keep wa ¡­ Ah!¡± Suddenly, Teacher Jessica stopped her eyes opened wide. She then looked up, raised her hands high up above her head and laughed like a Banshee!


    ¡°Hahahahahaha!


    ¡°WE ¡­ HAVE ¡­ ARRIVED!¡±


    ¡°What!?¡± seeing this unexpected event, Teacher Easy startled. He had been walking behind the group to protect its back so he hadn¡¯t paid any attention to Teacher Jessica at all! And then, Easy noticed something.


    ¡°Monsters!¡± Easy shouted!


    But ... what monster!? The air was still sile--


    Creeeeeekk!


    Screaming sounds tore through the air! Shadows dashed around with a speed that normal eyes couldn¡¯t catch up!


    But Blob_Blob¡¯s eyes were sharp!


    ¡°Watch out!¡± Blob_Blob shouted and quickly moved in front of Meetty, shielding her from the dashing shadows. The cutlass in his hand flashed. ¡°Aaaaa!¡± he screamed and swung the sword vertically.


    No one could see what was going on, but everyone could hear it.


    CREEEEEEEK!


    The attacker screamed louder like it was in great pain! The shadow quickly retreated, and at the same time...This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version.


    Thud!


    Something fell onto the ground! It was black, long, and¡­ many¡­ claws?


    ¡°What was that!?¡± Meetty asked with a panic voice.


    Ilsa then ran over and picked the long black thing up. ¡°This ... hand¡­?¡± she muttered a question.


    Meetty was also examining the hand. And so, in just seconds, she knew!


    ¡°Wingless bats!¡±


    Hearing Meetty¡¯s words, Blob_Blob immediately knew what he had to do. As the captain of the kid group (because Blob_Blob was the tallest one), he shouted and gave out an order,. ¡°Everyone! Stay close together! Defense formation number five!¡±


    The kids quickly gathered together and formed a circle, with weapons pointing out. All was protecting a key component of the team, OlisEE. Because she was a supporter, she must be protected at all cost as she lacked the offensive abilities.


    The ground shook. Earthquake? No, it was the tree roots moving around! With a speed much faster than before! The area where everyone was standing suddenly widened. The air also changed, with smells of rotten flesh filled up everyone¡¯s nostrils. As the lights from the torches couldn¡¯t reach the walls anymore, OliseEE used another item. It was a very rare item that she had to paid tons of money for it, but knowing this was a dangerous situation, she didn¡¯t hesitate.


    ¡°Gem of True Light!¡±


    Gem of True Light, or originally known as the Eye of the Blind Cyclop, levitated up away from the little supporter¡¯s hand, and when it reached a certain height, it started to emit intense lights.


    Everything became as bright as day.


    Everyone was bewildered. The narrow path had now became an open area wider and higher than a Colosseum. And those things staying on the walls¡­


    What a sight! It was so frightful that it could make one rethink their original concept of hell!


    Thousands of huge monsters were anchoring on high places by clawing into the walls of roots. They all had pitch black skin, eyes shining red and fangs bigger than the biggest bananas you have ever eaten. Their heads shaped like bats, with pointy ears and pig-like noses. There were also spikes on their backs. However, they didn¡¯t have wings though.


    Wingless bats.


    No, ordinary wingless bats were creatures no bigger than a normal sized rooster. These things, they were ... twice the human size!


    <Monster: Demonic Wingless Bat - Level 34 Demon Beast>


    Teacher Jessica then looked back at the group with tears flowing down from her eyes. ¡°I¡¯m sorry, I lied. You see, no one can escape from The Labyrinth¡±


    However, she was also¡­ smiling?


    ¡°I just want to be free¡­¡±


    ¡°JESSICAAA!!!¡± Easy screamed was about to dash, but hundreds of vines shot from the ground, warped around his limb and immobilized him!


    ¡°Leave the kids alone. KILL THE MAN!¡± Jessica then shouted!


    Upon hearing that order, the air exploded with screeching sound from hundreds of demonic monsters cheering! They then all turned into shadows and launched themselves at Teacher Easy with speed faster than lightning!


    ¡°Aaaaaa!¡± Teacher Easy screamed and veins popped all over his forehead. The vines were incredibly strong, but they couldn¡¯t stop the Teacher from reaching down to his weapon which was dropped onto the group when the vines first got him.


    Easy grabbed the hilt of his sword.


    ¡°JESSICA!¡±


    He shouted and twisted his wrist!


    Spleeeeeeeesh!!!!


    All the vines around Teacher Easy had been cut into tiny pieces!


    Bullshit!


    How!?


    No idea!


    Easy took one step back, lower his body and moved the sword to the side. Bad-ass offensive stance! The tornado aura of darkness power made his black trench coat floated and flapped beautifully and his right eye shone with the color of bloody red.


    ¡°Death!¡±


    Easy said the words and twisted his wrist again.


    Splooooooooosh!


    More than ten approaching Demonic Wingless Bats exploded into pools of blood! However, there were still thousands of those things coming at Easy with blood-lusting eyes!


    ¡°I trusted you!¡±


    ¡°Devour him!¡±


    ¡°You bitch!¡±


    With an inhumane and mysterious power, Easy slain hundreds of demonic monsters in the blink of an eye. But on the other hand, one could not notice any reduction in the number of monsters at all!


    They were too many!


    A claw reached Easy¡¯s arm...


    Scratch!


    ¡°Aaaa!¡±


    Easy¡¯s vision blurred.


    ¡°Poison¡­?


    Easy was still swinging down his sword, killing monsters after monsters, but his speed became slower and slower over time. After just one minute, his heart started to make irregular beats.


    Thud!


    Easy¡¯s knee hit a rock as he knelled down. The Teacher could not stand anymore.


    ¡°Now die!¡±


    Teacher Jessica laughed like a maniac!


    One more wave of Wingless Bats launched themselves at Easy. The Teacher''s life was now in grave danger.


    <hr>


    [Kawaii_Story_Bot''s note]


    ~Status~


    Name: Easy_ShadowHeart


    Race: Human


    Level: 51


    Job: Assassin of Death (PATK -20%, MATK -50%, MDEF -50%, PDEF - 50%, +200% speed, +500% critical damage, + 0.1% instant kill per hit).


    Side job: Teacher, Demon Hunter, Detective, Spy.


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    Parameter


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>HP: 6720</li>


    <li>MP: 6280</li>


    <li>Stamina: 22765</li>


    <li>Hunger: 100</li>


    </ul>


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>PATK: 4440</li>


    <li>PDEF: 411</li>


    <li>MATK: 1570</li>


    <li>MDEF: 1570</li>


    <li>Critical damage: 650%</li>


    <li>Speed: 19080</li>


    </ul>


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>STR: 411 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina / point)</li>


    <li>AGI: 1360 (+1 Speed + 1 PATK / point)</li>


    <li>INT: 628 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF / point)</li>


    <li>VIT: 466 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina / point)</li>


    <li>LUK: 161</li>


    </ul>


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    Skill:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>Stats boost high.</li>


    <li>Shadow Strikes Technique - Death.</li>


    <li>Mental Resistance level 10.</li>


    <li>Poison Resistance level 9.</li>


    <li>Death¡¯s Artifact - Exscindo.</li>


    <li>Death¡¯s Artifact - Decipulator.</li>


    <li>Death¡¯s Artifact - Oculus.</li>


    <li>Sword Arts level 7.</li>


    <li>Knife Arts level 10.</li>


    <li>Shadow form - Thanatos.</li>


    <li>Teacher¡¯s aura.</li>


    <li>Enhanced Senses level 8.</li>


    <li>High Speed Thinking level 5.</li>


    <li>Shadow magic.</li>


    <li>Stealth level 10 - Total presence erase.</li>


    <li>Soul Assassinate.</li>


    </ul>


    ***********************************


    Title


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li>One-eyed Prince (+10% All Stats, + 20% Critical Chance, + 50% Critical Damage.)</li>


    <li>Nightmare bringer (+100 All Stats. Gains night vision)</li>


    <li>Incarnation of Death (+50% ATK, + 0.5% instant kill per hit, gains access to Death¡¯s Artifacts and Forms.)</li>


    <li>True Stalker (+100% Stamina +100% Speed +200% Stealth duration)</li>


    <li>Demon Slayer (+50% Damage against Demons)</li>


    </ul>

 Chapter 29: One man versus hundreds demons.

    <hr>


    ¡°Hahahaha!¡± Jessica laughed uncontrollably. ¡°Finally¡­ I¡¯m going to be free! Finally! Can you just die, Easy? Please die for me. Please die. Die already. I¡¯ve had enough of this. I want to go home now. Yes, home. My beautiful home. Ohohoho... Easy, You see? YOU SEEE!?¡±


    She had already lost her mind.


    ¡°Pwuah!¡± Teacher Easy hugged his chest and vomited blood. The blood he vomited out vaporized a nearby monster in seconds. However, despite of getting this deadly poison inside his system, Easy was still standing...


    The black trench coat had been dyed red in demon blood and Easy¡¯s beautiful silver hair was now totally messed up, revealing one of his biggest secrets....


    Someone had sewn his left eyelids together.


    His sword though, shone brightly with crimson light.


    ¡°Shadow Strike¡­¡± Easy spoke the words and slashed with his sword. It didn¡¯t hit anything, however...


    ¡°...- DEATH!¡±


    Splooosh!


    The incoming Wingless Bats exploded into bloody particles! The sword didn¡¯t even touch a single monster, but they still ... exploded like balloons!?


    ¡°Im¡­ Impossible!¡± seeing this, Teacher Jessica¡¯s eyes opened wide. ¡°Ca...calm down¡­¡± She hugged her head, trembling. ¡°Not¡­ not yet¡­¡± her voice, from being the epitome of happiness, now changed into the saddest thing you¡¯ve ever heard. ¡°Not yet.... No. I have to stay calm. I have to kill him. I still have to kill him. Just one more person¡­ Just one more... But why¡­ why?¡±


    And so, unable to understand what was going on, Jessica shouted many questions in panic: ¡°Why isn¡¯t the poison working!? How can you even stand? Why are my demons dying just like that!?¡±


    ¡°Is this all you¡¯ve got?...¡± seeing Jessica¡¯s reaction, Easy smiled. ¡°Filthy demons¡­¡± he then raised his hand up and wiped the blood off his mouth in the manliest way. Unfortunately, the blood instantly burned the sleeves to crisps.


    ¡°Ah¡­ Here goes my favourite coat¡­¡±


    ¡°TEACHER!!!¡± watching the scene from afar, all the kids shouted in unison. Although they were being surrounded by huge and dangerous demons, they didn¡¯t even show the slightest fear. They wanted to help, so they screamed at Teacher Jessica and verbally attacked her.


    ¡°Stop this already!¡±


    ¡°Why are you doing this?¡±


    ¡°Teacher my ass!¡±


    ¡°Fight him one on one! Coward!¡±


    ¡°Coward!¡±


    ¡°Super coward!¡±


    ¡°Ugly!¡±


    ¡°Tsk!¡± Jessica clicked her tongue and her hands had already curled to make fists. The kids were such valuable assets to the Boss so she could not harm them in any way. This made her blood boiled, and together with the fact that Easy was refusing to die, Jessica had became impatient. ¡°Please die¡­ Easy, please, pleaseee...¡± she muttered.


    ¡°JUST DIE!!!¡±


    And another wave of Demonic Wingless Bats left the wall and joined the battle.


    ¡°Nooooo!¡± watching hundreds of demons flying out of their nest, the kids cried. This amount of demons were simply too much. Just too much! There¡¯s no way a human could survive this!


    But... did they forget something? Their teacher was already inhumane. Their teacher was ... NOT that EASY to be defeated by mere Wingless Bats!


    ¡°Ha, foolish children,¡± seeing his students crying, Easy smiled and looked back at them. ¡°Stay strong. Don¡¯t cry na¡­¡±


    ¡°Teacher¡­¡±


    Easy¡¯s sword once again covered in crimson light.


    ¡°THIS IS NOTHING!¡± Easy grabbed his sword tight. Growing together with his determination, the black aura surrounding him got thicker and thicker...


    [Shadow Strike - Death] finished its cooldown. Another attack was ready to be unleashed.


    ¡°DEATH!¡±


    Ah, let me tell you this now, this skill''s targets are not real bodies, but shadows. When hundreds of demons attacked Easy like this, there was not a single one with its shadow not connected to at least one other shadow. So, I think you get the idea. However, the damage from this skill would be greatly reduced compared to normal attacks and would also be shared among all the targets...


    But again, there was this madness skill, triggering in secret...


    [Soul Assassinate]


    Ignore defense. x10 damage. Sure crit. 10 seconds cooldown.


    Kaka.


    The Prince of Crits was indeed a cheater.


    SPLOOOOSH!


    Swarms of bloodlusting demons were slain in just seconds! Items dropped like rain!The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.


    But why didn¡¯t Easy target Jessica with this skill?


    That¡­ you¡¯ll know later.


    ¡°What!? ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!¡± once again, Jessica growled in disbelief. How could he still unleash that move!? Where did he get that insane stamina!? Was his mana pool hundreds millions!?


    Those were indeed, Jessica¡¯s thoughts.


    However, inside this dungeon, killing one or two hundred demons meant nothing. Jessica still had an army of demons backing her up, so the truth is, it was just a matter of time before she could finally defeat Easy...


    But being impatient had made Jessica forgot this fact already!


    ¡°Die! Just die! You ¡­ You¡¯re a human! A human cannot beat us! There¡¯s no way you can ever beat us! Here in the Labyrinth, we demons are INVINCIBLE! YOU INSECTS ARE NOTHING!¡±


    Slash!


    A demon approached Easy and got sliced into bloody halves. Ten more seconds until the next [Shadow Strike - Death] so now he had to kill demons with auto attacks.


    ¡°Ha? We ¡­ demon?¡±


    Ah, Easy had spotted something unusual in Jessica¡¯s words. But ... why chit chat while fighting though?


    Slash!


    Another demon¡¯s down.


    ¡°I see. So you ¡­ have ¡­ abandon¡­ your ... humanity?¡± Easy¡¯s breath was too heavy so he could only speak in separate words.


    ¡°No! I --¡± for some reason, hearing that question, Teacher Jessica startled and took a step back. Her hands started to shake and there was something in her eyes¡­


    ¡°I mean¡­ Human? I¡­ Yes, I¡¯m a human¡­ Oh no! I¡¯m a human! But... Why am I a human!?¡±


    ¡°I ...see¡­ Siding with demons ... kidnapping human kids¡­ Losing to yourself¡­. Do you see who you really are now?¡±


    ¡°I¡­ I ¡­ JUST SHUT UP AND DIE ALREADY!¡±


    And now there were even vines covering in scary thorns shooting at Easy!


    Slash!


    Nevermind.


    ¡°DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!¡±


    ¡°Ha¡­ I thought you¡¯re just a victim of the Labyrith¡¯s mind control. But now I know¡­¡±


    ¡°Wha¡­ WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW!? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!? JUST DI ¡­


    And again, Teacher Easy twisted his wrist. But this time, it was just to get the blood out of his blade¡­


    ¡°Jessica, you can no longer be saved.¡±


    ...Kah!?¡±


    ...


    Suddenly, everything stopped. The demons stopped moving, and so did Teacher Jessica.


    What the hell happened!?


    ¡°Invincible? Ha! What a joke¡­¡± Easy spoke out loud and wiped his sword clean. He stood up straight, did some stretches like he just finished a morning exercise. With all the surrounding demons immobilized, Easy slowly walked towards Jessica. ¡°I was just acting for you to reveal your true nature. But man, that poison.... Making me a lil bit itchy you know?¡±


    ¡°Wha...wha... di... y... do!?¡± Jessica couldn¡¯t even move a finger now. Seeing Easy approaching her, Jessica¡¯s thoughts trembled. Her eyes displayed the true nature of Fear.


    ¡°Oh Jessie, you think that I didn¡¯t know?¡± Easy said while moving, ¡°You used the Labyrinth''s power to absorb fallen demons and make new ones, didn¡¯t you? Quite smart, I¡¯m impressed. As demons are spiritual beings, their souls just go back to you as long as you¡¯re still inside your territory¡­¡±


    ¡°Y...You¡­ kno¡­¡±


    ¡°Endless bodies, and endless souls. Scary, huh? But do you know what you have absorbed along with the demons¡¯ bodies? The thing that is now circulating inside all the dungeon vines and roots.¡±


    ¡°Wh..w...ha¡­t¡±


    ¡°Do you know what was that thing I put on my blade all this time?¡±


    Hearing that, Jessica used all her strength to move her eyeballs trying to find Easy¡¯s sword. But even the eyeballs were immobilized...


    ¡°Here here, don¡¯t worry, I¡¯m going to show it to you now.¡± And Easy raised his sword up. ¡°This beautiful color, how could you not notice, huh?¡±


    Drip ¡­ drop¡­


    A drop of this dark, red, glittering substance fell from the sword onto the dungeon floor.


    ¡°P...poi...s¡­¡±


    ¡°Neurotic poison. Good job!¡± Easy said cheerfully and looked at Jessica directly in the eyes. ¡°Now... knock knock, I know you¡¯re in there. Come out and tell me what are you insects truly after.¡±


    ¡°W...wa...wai...WAI..T!¡±


    Suddenly, the ground shook. Although being affected by the neurotic poison and couldn¡¯t move, Jessica was still able to raise her hands up and hugged her head. She screamed madly, and then fell onto the dungeon floor before going into extreme epileptic episodes¡­


    ¡°Arhh...AA¡­ aa.a¡­¡± Jessica screamed in pain. ¡°I¡­ I.. Soo.. oryy¡­ Ple...plea..se¡­ A¡­ anothe¡­ chance!!!¡±


    Easy took a step back and tightened his grip around the hilt of the crimson sword while watching the whole scene with expressionless face. His heart, however, started beating uncontrollably.


    ¡°And here it comes.¡±


    ¡°Urwahhhhhhh!!!!¡± Jessica¡¯s body on the ground twisted and bent into unreal poses! Oh hell she screamed, in such a terrifying pain! ¡°You! Youuuuu! My dungeon! What have you done to my dungeon!?¡±


    For some reason, Jessica¡¯s speech slowly restored and the whole dungeon vibrated along with every word she said. And then, she stood up, facing Easy.


    ¡°Humannnn¡­¡± Jessica growled angrily. ¡°You¡­¡±


    ¡°Hello. Labyrinth.¡± Ah, Easy knew, that was not Jessica anymore.


    ¡°Who the hell ... are you!?¡± asked Jessica, no, asked the Labyrinth.


    ¡°Me? Come on! How long has it been?¡± Easy suddenly asked this question. ¡°Five years? Ten years? Seriously, you don¡¯t remember me!?¡±


    ¡°What ... are you talking about!?¡±


    ¡°Stop playing dumb and let the Minotaur out already!¡±


    ¡°Diaminos!? How do you...¡±


    ¡°Ah, Diaminos. So that was his real name...


    ... Eli"


    <hr>


    Flashback.


    ¡°And... and you said you don¡¯t have a name?¡±


    ¡°No, I do. But... I¡¯ve forgotten it already.¡±


    ¡°I see. So¡­ so... how about me giving you a name? What do you think?¡±


    ¡°You¡­ my name?¡±


    ¡°Hmmm¡­ let me see¡­ your left eye ¡­ no! Don¡¯t cover it! Let me see more! I¡¯m thinking of something!¡±


    ¡°O¡­ okay...¡±


    ¡°Woah¡­ Beautiful!¡±


    ¡°You¡¯re joking¡­¡±


    ¡°No I¡¯m not! I¡¯m telling you, it¡¯s really beautiful!¡±


    ¡°There¡¯s nothing there¡­¡±


    ¡°What? Of course there is! Let me tell you, I see¡­ darkness¡­ but¡­ beautiful... darkness¡­¡±


    ¡°So only darkness, huh?¡±


    ¡°No! ¡­ Darkness but it¡­ warm... Darkness¡­ Heart?¡±


    ¡°Darkness ¡­ Heart?¡±


    ¡°Hmmm, DarknessHeart is not a cool name. So how about¡­ Aha! ShadowHeart!¡±


    ¡°Shadow¡­¡±


    ¡°Yes, ShadowHeart!¡±


    ¡°Pffft!¡±


    ¡°Wha ¡­ What!? You don¡¯t like the name a Bery Fairy gave you!?¡±


    ¡°No. ShadowHeart, I like it.¡±


    ¡°Yes! Kekeke, so nice to meet you, mister ShadowHeart!¡±


    ¡°Ah, nice to meet you too.¡±


    ¡°Oh! Wait! Wait a minute! You¡­ you smiled! You really smiled!¡±


    ¡°Y-ye¡­ hehe¡±


    ¡°Y-you know, I really¡­ I mean... I like your smile... a lot!¡±


    Ah, and I love you too¡­


    Eli.

 Chapter 30: One down, one to go

    <hr>


    The Labyrinth was in control of Jessica¡¯s body. Even though she had been affected by Easy¡¯s incredibly strong neurotic poison, she could still stand and talk. Her face, however, was covered in sweat dripping down from her forehead, lips no longer had any colors and arms continued to shake uncontrollably.


    Then, after gathering all of her strength to stand and regain composure, Teacher Jessica, or actually, the one inside her head, spoke and the walls again vibrated with every word she said.


    ¡°Answer me¡­ How... do you know?¡±


    ¡°Ha¡­¡± Teacher Easy¡¯s lips curled up, making an evillish smile while looking directly at Teacher Jessica¡¯s soulless eyes. ¡°So you really don¡¯t remember me after all...¡±


    ¡°Non-sense!¡± The Labyrinth growled. ¡°No human had ever escaped this place! Let alone¡­ let alone ¡­ you¡­ you...¡±


    ¡°Let alone... what?¡±


    ¡°Let alone¡­¡± Jessica took one step back and hugged her head with both hands. ¡°... fought with Diaminos¡­ and... survived?... Im¡­ Impossible!!!¡±


    ¡°Ha.¡± Teacher Easy laughed again at the Jessica¡¯s reaction. ¡°Well, it doesn¡¯t matter if you don¡¯t remember me anyway. It¡¯s kinda sad, but on the other hand¡­ we won¡¯t have to waste time to¡­¡±


    ¡°... CHIT CHAT!¡±


    Slashhhh!


    In the blink of an eye, Easy vanished and immediately re-appeared right in front of Jessica. His sword moved lightning fast, aiming to decapitate the corrupted teacher.


    Vzzzt!


    The sound of wind.


    Yes, sadly, that means the attack didn¡¯t connect. Just in the critical moment, Teacher Jessica¡¯s body bent in a way that defines all the laws of physics and dodged that slash by a hair¡¯s breadth. That move left Easy stood dumbfounded for a split second. Maybe¡­ even he couldn¡¯t predict that the demon still had enough strength to move like that after being affected by his strong neurotic poison?


    ¡°Tsk!¡±


    ¡°You!¡± The Labyrinth shouted in disbelief. ¡°She¡¯s a human! One of your own kinds! And you... even want to harm her!?¡±


    ¡°Who?¡± Easy asked back after standing back up straight. ¡°Ah¡­ You mean her? The one who betrayed us all? Do I look like an idiot? Please, you demons are¡­


    Poof!


    Vanishing slash again!


    ¡°... LAUGHABLE!¡±


    Vzzzzt!


    Again! The attack missed and left a line of blood on Jessica¡¯s cheek.


    Easy clicked his tongue. ¡°I¡¯m surprised. Even with the poison that potent, you still managed to move like that¡­¡±


    He didn¡¯t show any sign of impatience though..


    Teacher Jessica then jumped back to a safe distance. Her wound closed in an instant but fear still existed in her eyes. And then, she suddenly fell to her knees.If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it.


    ¡°What¡­ What the hell is this pain? This hammering pain! ...This.. poison! Arghh! My brain¡­ Why .. why¡­ why am I so weak¡­ I can¡¯t even ... move... the dungeon ... anymore ¡­What¡­ what did you do to me?¡±


    ¡°This?¡± Easy then raised his sword upon hearing the question. Drip drip ¡­ Some kind of red substance dripped onto the ground.


    ¡°Impossible! Don¡¯t mess with me!¡± Jessica growled in anger ¡°Poison can never get through my defensive barriers. Never! E...even if it does... I can easily cleanse it with my power.... But ... this¡­ this is ¡­. ARGGHH! ¡­ It¡¯s making my head hurts like being stung by thousands of needles! What... What the hell is this!?¡±


    ¡°Of course!¡± Easy answered coldly. ¡°This is the one I got specifically for you after all.¡±


    ¡°No¡­ no way!¡±


    ¡°I¡¯m sorry¡± Easy smirked again, ¡°but I think you underestimated us humans too much.¡±


    Indeed, Easy¡¯s poison not only passed through the defensive barriers of the dungeon plants, but also managed to do that without the Labyrinth¡¯s notice.


    Just¡­ what was that stuff?


    ¡°Human¡­ T-tell me¡­ who the hell are you!? You¡­ You are NOT an elementary school teacher. No... There¡¯s no way in hell you are!... Arrrrgghhh!!! My head! Damn it!... Wait¡­ wait¡­ this¡­ my status¡­ this is...¡±


    Jessica¡¯s face suddenly went white like it had been sucked dry of life force.


    ¡°Ah¡­ it¡¯s time.¡± Easy tilted his head. ¡°You know, it¡¯s just a matter of time before it appears in your status. And once it does, you¡¯re as good as dead. So...


    Thud¡­


    ¡°...good game.¡±


    Teacher Jessica collapsed. Or in other words, the demon who was controlling Jessica no longer had any strength left to make her stand anymore.


    ¡°...Death ... Artifa¡­ Sangui¡­¡±


    ¡°Sanguineus... Death¡¯s Artifact¡­ The Blood of Death,¡± Teacher Easy whispered to himself, finishing the demon¡¯s sentence. Then, he reached into one of many pockets on his black trench coat and took out an item.


    A vial containing some kind of glowing crimson red liquid, but it looked like there was only a few drops left.


    "One drop... and there had been no sign of life in the Black Lake for this past ten years..."


    Easy then stared at the vial for a while.


    ¡°Thank you¡­ Emily_<3¡­¡±


    The air then went silent. Tree roots on the dungeon walls started to become dry and shriveled, and the Wingless Bats one by one slowly turned to ashes. Laying on the ground, Jessica, no, the Labyrinth, let out its final words and for unknown reasons, there were tears in its eyes. ¡°N.. way.. so... you¡­ sur...v... ha... shadow¡­ h.. ar...t¡±


    But whatever it was trying to say, it was so weak that no one could hear it anymore. In just a matter of minutes, all that was left was just a motionless corpse of the one who used to be a beautiful teacher.


    But¡­


    Is it over yet?


    ¡°T...Teacher?¡± Blob_Blob was the first one to break the silent and asked. ¡°Is¡­ Is it¡­¡±


    ¡°No, not yet,¡± Teacher Easy shook his head and tightened the grip around his sword. ¡°Stand back.¡±


    The kids took a few steps back and stayed behind their dear teacher.


    ¡°There are two demons inside this place. We only defeated the first one. The second one¡­¡±


    Bum¡­ bumm¡­


    The ground started to shake, louder and louder. Those sounds¡­ like stomping sounds¡­


    ¡°Finally¡­.


    ¡°Ha¡­


    ¡°haha¡­


    ¡°Hahaha¡­


    ¡°HAHAHAHAHA!¡±


    Suddenly, Teacher Easy burst out laughing in front of his little students like he had already lost his mind! The kids didn¡¯t know how to react to that so they only stood there watching.


    BUM BUM BUM!


    The ground shook harder and harder and harder! Those exploding sounds, one could tell that someone¡­ or something, was running, and running very fast towards the group. Whatever this thing was, it must be very very very...


    ¡­ HUGE!


    BOOOM!


    The wall exploded! A gigantic monster broke the dungeon wall and landed inside the area! Two giant shining horns, bull-like head, four arms and a pitch black body full of bulging muscles! If one imagines the monster was the size of a human, then Teacher Easy was only the size of a baby grass rabbit!


    It even had two pairs of bat-like wings.


    ¡°MINOTAURRRRRR!¡±


    Hearing Easy¡¯s call, the monster flicked his head and turned like he got that.


    ¡°YOU!¡±


    Teacher Easy immediately moved.


    ¡°[Sword art! Darkness lightning form! - ...¡±


    ¡°GIVE ME THE ANTIDOTE!¡±


    ¡°- Acceleration thrust!!!]¡±


    An attack so fast that you might actually believe that it ended even before it started! All one could hear was just a BAM! like thunderclap. And let me tell you this, [Acceleration thrust] power is proportional to the user¡¯s speed!


    But!


    Clang!


    Boom!


    No one knows what just happened. But whatever it was, it ended with Teacher Easy flew across the dungeon and got smashed into the ceiling. His sword, the one he used to fight hundreds of wingless bats just minutes ago, broke into a million pieces.


    Easy then fell down and hit the ground with a bone-wrecking thud.


    ¡°Blargh!¡± he vomited out a puddle of blood. ¡°Damn it¡­ Reflection¡­¡±


    Yes, the demonic Minotaur had some sort of damage reduction and reflection skills, and that made it the worst enemy for our assassin class Easy, who had the insane burst damage output but, as you already know, fragile as glass.


    ¡°Assassin class doesn''t need Strength.¡±


    -Protip #6-

 Chapter 31: The Minotaur

    Teacher Easy quickly got up on his two feet even though he had suffered from a serious injury. His sword holding arm had been bent into an unreal shape and one of his feet was now facing a completely opposite direction. He reached into one of his pockets and again, took out another vial. However, it was not the poison containing vial as before. It was an emergency medicine that could restore HP.


    Very expensive.


    Gulp gulp¡­


    Easy drank the potion and it made his body glowed like a white lava lamp. Some of his injuries magically disappeared and even though this may sound ridiculous to you, the medicine also restored pieces of his trench coat which was burned during the previous fights.


    Pop!


    Another potion was taken out of his pocket and Easy popped it open. It was a blue medicine that could restore MP.


    Another Pop.


    This medicine could heal the broken bones.


    And so, you may ask, why did Easy even had time to drink potions mid battle?


    Well, it was because the [Acceleration Thrust] attack was not entirely a pointless attack after all.. The Minotaur was not uninjured. It was still standing tall like a mountain, but ¡­ a mountain with a large see-through hole on its left side of the chest.


    The attack pierced its heart.


    Yes, it did. The heart was completely destroyed with pieces of it flew hundreds of meters away from the body.


    However... it was still not enough.


    This demon had an incredible regenerating power and its injury healed just as fast as Easy, who was chucking down vials after vials of expensive drugs. The Minotaur''s muscle fibers expanded their ends quickly and covered up the hole, and then layers of pitch black skin was instantly recreated.


    ...


    And a newly made demon heart started beating again.


    ¡°Human... ¡° The demon Minotaur growled. It then raised its four arms high up in the air.


    ¡°Blood fury¡±


    Schweeeeeeeng!


    Flashes of red lights and high frequency ear-wrenching sounds! And then¡­ four humongous battle axes materialized! Each one of those things was even taller than an adult person if one place them vertically, and the most noticeable thing was their unique color...


    Golden red!


    This was bad news, very bad news. If you were a blacksmith in Online, you would probably know that this is the signature color of the Gods of War, as the weapon has to be made from pure magic gold, and then bathed in mortal blood for a thousand years at least.


    Somebody was whispering to one another.


    ¡°Human.¡±


    ¡°Humannnn!¡±


    ¡°I see!¡±


    ¡°I see children too!¡±


    ¡°Children!¡±


    ¡°The innocents!¡±


    ¡°Pure bloods¡±


    ¡°Delicioussss.¡±


    ¡°Yum!¡±


    ¡°Indeed¡±


    ¡°Diaminos¡±


    ¡°Eat¡­¡±


    ¡°EATTT!¡±


    "Feed me!"


    ¡°Delishhhhhhhhh¡±


    Oh my, let me tell you this: those were not humans or demons speaking, but actually a conversation between the battle axes.


    <God War weapon set - Royal Blood Furry (Corrupted)>


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    And this, this was the Minotaur status:


    <hr>


    ~Status~


    Name: Diaminos_Berylium_Labyrinth.


    Race: Minotaur Demon


    Level: 72


    Main job: Tier 2 God of War (All stats except LUK + 200%. PATK, MATK, PDEF, MDEF + 100%).


    Side job: Angel Slayer, Security, Professional Butcher, General, Hunter, Fallen, Hamburger Chief, Massage Therapist, Personal Trainer of Hell, Terminator, Insect Repeller...


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    Parameter


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li style="text-align: justify">HP: 151310</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">MP: 21480</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Stamina: 129925</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Hunger: 100</li>


    </ul>


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li style="text-align: justify">PATK: 63731</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">PDEF: 17108</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">MATK: 37881</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">MDEF: 21480</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Critical damage: 100%</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Speed: 2280</li>


    </ul>


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li style="text-align: justify">STR: 4277 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina / point)</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">AGI: 2280(+1 Speed + 1 PATK / point)</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">INT: 2148 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF / point)</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">VIT: 5427 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina / point)</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">LUK: 735</li>


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    Skill:


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li style="text-align: justify">Bloodlust.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Rage.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Killing Streak level 20.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Hardened Scale level 8.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Enhanced Senses level 10.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Detection level 6.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Physical Resistance level 8</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Magic nullification - Medium.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Battle Axe Arts level 10.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Regeneration level 10.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Deflect.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Strange Magic.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Enhanced Muscle Growth level 10+++++.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Madness Enhancement level 10++.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Addict.</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">High Speed Thinking level 3.</li>


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    Title


    <ul style="text-align: justify">


    <li style="text-align: justify">Muscle King (+50% Regeneration Speed, + 100% HP, - 10*level INT)</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Death Bringer (+0.1 PATK and MATK per kill made in the past 100 years. (Must be level 10 and above). Current: + 16401.432)</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Life Devourer (gain STR equal to 1% STR of the creatures eaten in last 10 days (Must be level 10 or above). Current: +719 STR)</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Immortal Legend (Immune to instant death effect. +100% Regeneration speed.)</li>


    <li style="text-align: justify">Siscon (Gain soul link ability. Cannot be unequipped.)</li>


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    Soul link - Elisa_Berylium_Labyrinth.


    <hr>


    -Flashback-


    Lying on his own puddle of blood, ShadowHeart reached out his hand towards what used to be a tiny bery fairy girl. The girl was now dead, he was certain of it. There was no way she could survive that. That slash, the battle axe went right through the girl¡¯s body like hot knife went through butter. Even though that girl used her own body to shield him, it was not nearly enough. The weapon cut down both, simultaneously. And then, the Minotaur grabbed ShadowHeart¡¯s hair, threw him, or only the upper half of his more exactly, slamming it hard into the trunk of a random tree dozens meters away.


    The battle was over. He didn¡¯t even have the slightest chance at all. There was no way the twos can beat that monstrosity.


    ¡°Eli¡­ please¡­ I... ¡±


    ShadowHeart used all the strength left in his body just to produce a couple of incomprehensible words through the mouth of his. He called out to the girl, but it was in vain as she couldn''t hear him anymore.


    ¡°No¡­. no¡­¡±


    The man was still reaching out desperately, even to the point of refusing death. But, what could he do now?


    Nothing.


    His HP had reached 0, and all that was left, was just seconds before the cold spread over into his brain and take his consciousness away.


    ¡°E...li¡­¡±


    The Minotaur approached. It stared at the fallen man, dead-eyed. ¡°Cockroach,¡± it said, and then tapped its battle axe onto the ground.


    Thud.


    The whole dungeon vanished in the blink of an eye, along with the corpse of that bery fairy girl.


    But just right after that moment¡­


    ¡°Yo! We meet again!¡±


    Out of nowhere, ShadowHeart heard the voice of an old friend that he met when he was just a little kid.


    ¡°Death¡­¡± he muttered to greet it.


    ¡°Good grief! What a disappointment. How dare you die that early my lovely pet? I¡¯m not planning to gather your remaining half this soon ya know?¡±


    ¡°Please¡­¡±


    ¡°Hmmm¡­ nope! I know what you¡¯re trying to say, but I can¡¯t do that!¡±


    ¡°Anything¡­ take anything!¡±


    ¡°Easy, you don¡¯t have anything left.¡±


    ¡°I¡­ I can¡¯t die now!¡±


    ¡°No, you can, and you will right after ¡­ hmmm, where did I put my watch¡­¡±


    ¡°No... No...¡±


    ¡°Aha! 10, 9, 8¡­¡±


    ¡°Stop¡­ ¡±


    ¡°Just give up. You time is over. 6... 5...4¡±


    ¡°No¡­ You can¡¯t do this¡­ ¡±


    ¡°3¡­ 2¡­¡±


    ¡°No¡­ Wait¡­ Wait!!!¡±


    ¡°Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...¡±


    ¡°WAIT! Exscindo... EXSCINDO!¡±


    Suddenly, the counting stopped.


    ¡°Just¡­ what did you say?¡±


    ¡°Exscindo... The vampires... I know where it is...¡±


    ¡°Ahhhh¡­¡±


    ¡°Please¡­ I can get it back¡­ ¡±


    ¡°Hmmmmm¡­ you cheeky brat...¡±


    ¡°Y-yes?¡±


    ¡°Alright alright! You won! Let¡¯s make a deal now. But¡­. hmmm... I can only give you five minutes¡­ no... two minutes. I can¡¯t bend the rules of the Universe for too long you know?¡±


    ¡°That¡­ is enough.¡±


    ¡°Good luck.¡±


    Snap!


    And then, with just a snap of Death¡¯s finger, ShadowHeart opened his eyes. His status now¡­ HP: 0.00000000000000000120!


    0.00000000000000000119...


    0.00000000000000000118...


    ShadowHeart reached into his pocket.


    A necklace...


    ¡°Teleport¡­¡± he whispered.


    Whewww!


    Just like that, in just seconds, his vision changed. The whole forest area surrounding him turned into what seemed to be the inside of a modern facility.


    A lab.


    ShadowHeart saw a girl in white lab coat.


    ¡°What?¡± the girl startled. ¡°Wait¡­ EASY!?¡±


    ¡°E...mily¡­<3¡±


    ¡°Oh my god! What happened!?¡±


    ¡°Sis...ter¡­ ¡±


    ¡°Oh no¡­ no! Hey! Easy! Hang in there! Easy! EASY!...


    ¡°...¡±


    ¡°Please stay! Stay with me!... Death! Death¡¯s Artifact!...


    ¡°¡­¡±


    ¡°Please work! Please...!


    ...


    "Sanguineus!¡±