Introduction: Today started for me like most days do even if i'm in a new state. I woke up to my alarm playing some pop song or another. Grabbed a shower and got some breakfast which entitled cheerios milk and a banana. About halfway through my first bite a gray screen pops up in front of my eyes with wavy phanted words. My first thought is as to be expected a variation of what the fuck. Then a voice starts saying what's on the gray screen 鈥済reetings humans of earth my name is dawn i am the god of growth and new beginnings...