Waking up felt like shit! It was like every single bone, muscle, and organ were remade. And there was a big blue light in front of my face.
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<td>Name (none)</td>
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<td>Species Kobold (Magical variant)</td>
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Skills: Absorb
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HUH! Is this a fucking video game!
At least i have a skill... what does absorb do?
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<td>Absorb: category (Magic)</td>
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<td>Absorb lets the user obtain the mana of any magical items or creatures by prolonged contact or consumption.</td>
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The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.
So does that mean that all that pain i just went through was because i got more mana! What the fuck even is mana in this world! For all I know it could be how much i shit!
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<td>Correction: Mana is the talent and force that compels magical forces.</td>
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Is this the time the people in the novels i read try to say status or something? Fuck it, why not try. Status!
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<td>Mana: 15</td>
<td>Illusion Affinity:90%</td>
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<td>Strength:5</td>
<td>Light affinity 10%</td>
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<td>Intelligence:20</td>
<td>Dark affinity 10%</td>
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<td>Agility:3</td>
<td>Air affinity 5%</td>
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Is this good?
Why don''t i feel like i have a stomach anymore?
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<td>Answer: Your stomach has been removed in place of a magic core.</td>
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I probably don''t have to eat anymore.
Well, why not try to do some magic... tomorrow, everywhere still hurts.