AliNovel > I Have to Text my Ex, or the World Explodes
I Have to Text my Ex, or the World Explodes
Do you have an anus? If you do, here's a great little nonsensical story for you to turn off your brain and read while you're stuck in the toilet with nothing to do. Here's the premise of my new story:
Introduction:
Do you have an anus? If you do, here's a great little nonsensical story for you to turn off your brain and read while you're stuck in the toilet with nothing to do. Here's the premise of my new story:...
open»
《I Have to Text my Ex, or the World Explodes》Latest Chapters
- New update
- 19. Always remember she’s your girl, but the y is silent
- Im BACK
- 18. Youll never shat alone
- 17. Sorry, Sir, but I banged your daughter
- 16. And then he died
- 15. Theres no free will, but you can get a paid will DLC for ONLY $34.99
- 14. Maybe if I mess his life up enough hell like me
- 13. The whole world caught COVID-19 and died
- 12. Sorry for f****** your whole extended family
- 11. This isnt Canada. The houses look like theyre affordable
- 10. Now if youll excuse me, Ill go dip my ass in maple syrup
《I Have to Text my Ex, or the World Explodes》Chapter List
- 1. Lets win the lottery so I can build a lab
- 2. What if God descended to Earth, said “it’s pronounced Jod”, and left
- Just something I want to ask
- 3. So your name is GDragon-Dragon?
- 4. Offer me that deathless death, Good God
- 5. Whats wrong with the prose? Nothing, this is just a light novel
- 6. Now youre telling me there will be status screens?
- 7.1. Defund the police
- 7.2. Mr. Brittlesworths Testimony
- 8. Men cant be depressed! They dont cry
- 9. Canada is a country?
- 10. Now if youll excuse me, Ill go dip my ass in maple syrup
- 11. This isnt Canada. The houses look like theyre affordable
- 12. Sorry for f****** your whole extended family
- 13. The whole world caught COVID-19 and died
- 14. Maybe if I mess his life up enough hell like me
- 15. Theres no free will, but you can get a paid will DLC for ONLY $34.99
- 16. And then he died
- 17. Sorry, Sir, but I banged your daughter
- 18. Youll never shat alone
- Im BACK
- 19. Always remember she’s your girl, but the y is silent
- New update