Introduction: Thomas doesn't remember what his last name was, before it became Bluebrim, a name belonging to another universe.  He's also pretty sure he wasn't this stupid before he arrived, but what can you do, when a day that was supposed to begin with an interview to set your life back on track instead begins in a universe that makes no sense, with rules you can't begin to understand?  Maybe he should have paid more attention to the avatar creation screen ...Content warnings: All of them....