Introduction: Life sucks, that's the jist of it. One day is the same as evey other, and they all leave you wanting to run into the forest and never come back. Instead you do as you always do and go to work, pay the bills, exist for another day. Then one day is different. Instead of walking up to your alarm, you hear rushing water? Sitting up to see what is causing the noise you notice all you can see is a flashing notification stating "Welcome to your new life."...