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    A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.


    Ben, I think I made a mistake, I don’t think we’re a very good match for one another. I’m sorry, but I’m breaking up with you.


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    I’m sorry for ruining your day today.


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    someone else…


    couldn’t


    They were all pictures of me.


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