A camel leopard? That’s just an old word for a giraffe,” I thought.


    I don’t care,” I thought before speaking. “I’ll kill those snails! I’ve longed to taste some ever since I was born!”


    That’s a good idea,” I thought. “If they don’t like escargot, maybe they’ll like frog legs?”


    That’s not cool!” I thought. “She’s like a second mother or maybe a big sister to me!”


    Dammit!" I thought. "Why didn''t anyone tell me that there were sideswords in this world? They''re the predecessors to rapiers! I would have gotten one of those instead of an arming sword if I knew!"


    I thought gods liked people being devoted to them,” I thought.


    Fuck! He’s from fantasy England! I can tell right away by his accent!”


    Well, this is off to a terrible start. I hope that idiot doesn’t get us lost.”


    Damn it all! He’s going to kill the kobold if I don’t do something!” I thought.


    But I can’t just sit here and do nothing. What can I do?”