Attempt One


    I roll down everything except uphill.


    Attempt Two


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    This is not what I had in stock


    To read and think, then try and rock


    But what is one supposed to do


    When I am set challenges by a Pinnacle such as you.


    Attempt 3


    If this is funny; then why am I crying?


    Attempt 4


    I throw myself in everything except abstinence


    Attempt Five


    I need to stop


    I am not on the dot


    I’m not trying these again


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