"Brother Bao, why are you back?" the little nurse asked with a smile when she saw Wei Dabao coming in.


    "Don''t mention it." Wei Dabao said, "Xiao Sui''s stool is dry. There''s no way. Come to me to deal with it. Xu Jia, a dog day, doesn''t bother to deal with it. Tell me about young people who hide faster than anyone when they encounter dirty work."


    "I''ll go... Can you handle this?" the little nurse just thought, puffed and laughed. "Brother Bao, don''t think otherwise."


    "What''s going on in my little head," retorted trinket.


    "How about you at the sword association hospital?"


    After turning his eyes twice, trinket immediately complained, "it''s not human work."


    "Ah?"


    "Do you know what chief Wu told me today?"


    "Say what?"


    "He told me to learn how to use the ventilator," said Wei Dabao sadly. "I think the little nurses in jianxie hospital don''t just use it. It''s estimated that they can install it by dismantling the ventilator into parts and giving it a screwdriver."


    "..." the little nurse was stunned. "Why do you have to learn ventilator? Aren''t you a general doctor? You''ve gone to severe disease?"


    "No, section chief Wu is strict." Wei Dabao sighed and said half true and half false, "respirators are small things. I guess I have to learn the operation of IABP and ECMO after I learn them."


    "What? What cat?" the little nurse asked stunned.


    "Let''s put it this way. There are no more than ten ecmos in the whole province except jianxie hospital," said Wei Dabao. "There are four hospitals in Medical University, and only three ECMO teams can use them."


    The little nurse smacked her tongue.


    "Do you think I can learn it well, my dear brother?" cried David. "I guess I''ll have to be kicked back in a few days."


    "It''s impossible. I don''t believe it. I won''t use anything. I''ll be kicked back."


    "Section chief Wu... Forget it, who''s on duty today?" asked Wei Dabao.


    "Lao Yang."


    "I''ll find him to prescribe some medicine." Wei Dabao chatted with the little nurse and went directly into the consulting room.


    Yang Lei was looking at the patient. Wei Dabao explained his intention. Yang Lei gave him four Kaiselu and asked him to get it by himself.


    Wei Dabao didn''t care about this little money either. He was particularly curious about what Sui Wenyuan''s "mineral water bottle" was like.


    After so many years as a doctor, Wei Dabao has not seen such a thick stool, nor has he seen that he can''t advance or retreat after coming out... At the thought of this situation, Wei Dabao was a little curious.


    After waiting for half an hour, Sui Wenyuan "moved" to the hospital of traditional Chinese medicine.


    "Come on, let me see." Wei Dabao led Sui Wenyuan to the disposal room. Yang Lei also followed curiously, ready to see the excitement.


    Sui Wenyuan was a little embarrassed, but the mineral water bottle kept telling him the truth.


    There was no way. When Wei Dabao closed the door, Sui Wenyuan took off his pants and bowed down on the bed in the disposal room.


    I went to... Wei Dabao was shocked at a glance.


    Originally, he thought Sui Wenyuan was exaggeration, description and metaphor, but he never thought it was a fact! Even because Sui Wenyuan couldn''t see, what he said was a little worse than the actual situation.


    The black stool about 4cm behind Sui Wenyuan''s back is exposed, with blood on it. It''s thick and thin... It''s really as thick as a mineral water bottle... Pulsating bottle.


    "Xiao Sui, you are so awesome!" Wei Dabao praised.


    "Brother Bao, I''m a patient. Don''t laugh at me." Sui Wenyuan was crying.


    "I''m not laughing at you, I''m telling the truth." Trinket is really scratchy this time. It''s estimated that Kaiselu can''t solve such a thick guy.


    "Have you ever drunk sesame oil?" asked trinket.


    "Yes, I drank half a kilo at home. It''s a small mill." Sui Wenyuan said, "as a result, all the oil came out, and the stool didn''t move. Brother Bao, please help me. I''m afraid it''s not stool, it''s a tumor."


    "Fuck off," said trinket, taking out a pair of gloves and putting them on. "The tumor doesn''t grow like this. You''re so full."


    Trinket opened all the bottles of ketchup and took one bottle first to put it down the sphincter.


    But the thick and thin stool of the mineral water bottle has blocked, and the sphincter has expanded to the limit, even the small mouth of Kaiselu can''t get in. As long as he moved, Sui Wenyuan would make a pig killing cry.


    "Dabaozi, I heard that the maximum diameter of anal sphincter is 4cm." Yang Lei said suspiciously.


    "Where did you see it?"


    "A forum for RB."


    "Lao Yang, you can see something useful." Wei Dabao smiled. "I estimate 4cm, that''s the size of no damage. The flowers played by others, this..."


    He looked at the thick and thin stool of the mineral water bottle outside Sui Wenyuan''s sphincter and was helpless for a moment.


    "I''ll put Kaiselu''s mouth in, you can bear it," said trinket.


    "Brother Bao, you should be light." Sui Wenyuan said stiffly because he was lying on his stomach. I felt terrible pain when I tried. "


    "Bear with it. You don''t know what it''s like," said Wei Dabao. "I don''t know if it''s useful. If Kaiselu doesn''t work, I''ll have to use glycerin enema."


    "Dabaozi, it''s useless for him to drink half a kilo of sesame oil, and I don''t think glycerin enema is good either." Yang Lei said on one side. "Look at this, I think I have to go to the city and find the anorectal department to cut open the anal sphincter to take out the stool."


    "..." Sui Wenyuan was scared to death. Subconsciously, the anal sphincter contracted, and there was a heart piercing pain at the position of the anal fissure, "ow ~ ~"


    "Don''t move," said trinket. "It may not be that bad."


    "Maybe? Brother Bao, do you think you should cut it? This is my stool."


    "You''ve seen a pulsating bottle of shit," retorted trinket. "Relax, relax, it hurts more if you don''t relax."


    He said, breaking Sui Wenyuan''s ass with his hand and trying the angle, but no matter which angle, the sphincter and stool are "perfectly matched", and there is no angle left.


    I also tried the stool hardness of the thickness of the mineral water bottle. It is hard and there is no possibility of pouting. If it could be broken, it would have been broken by the anal sphincter. Sui Wenyuan would not have come all the way to the traditional Chinese medicine hospital. This period of stool is still there.


    When he saw the ghost, Wei Dabao tried a circle. He saw that there was no angle and the opening of the bottle couldn''t get in at all. He frowned and said, "Xiao Sui, bear it."


    Sui Wenyuan knew that he would have to pass this pass sooner or later. He bit his teeth and nodded.


    Trinket took the cork bottle and squeezed a little gap. He was happy and squeezed the cork bottle.


    Can clearly feel the liquid in the bottle "spray" out, but the "mineral water bottle" does not move.


    Trinket pulled out the mouth of the bottle and a stream of liquid followed out. It was useless at all. It seems that it''s unlikely that every drop of water will wear through the stone.