Bajingzi describes an experienced old doctor as a big doctor.
Wang Chengfa has this "title". Wei Dabao didn''t expect to be called a great doctor one day. As for the higher "title" - bajingzi''s first knife, it is exclusive to Wang Chengfa.
"What''s the matter? A constipation, why can''t you take it out?" asked trinket.
"Brother Bao, I''m careless." Sui Wenyuan said with a sad expression on his face, "I''ve lost weight recently."
"It''s bullshit. Other girls lose weight to look good. What do you lose as an old man?" Wei Dabao scolded.
"For my good figure, it''s important to lose fat." Sui Wenyuan said, "I''ve been eating a lot of beef and mutton recently. I don''t eat vegetables, so I''m constipated. At first, I didn''t pay attention to it. When I had a bowel movement the next day, I was just exercising, and then I forgot it."
Looking at Sui Wenyuan''s sad expression, Wei Dabao was also interested. When Sui Wenyuan said something unhappy, Wei Dabao was still very happy.
"And then?"
"On the third day, I thought I didn''t pull it out. I thought it might be the reason why I went on a diet recently, and then I forgot."
"You''re really good," Trinket sneered.
"Alas, brother Bao, stop talking." Sui Wenyuan sighed and said, "later..."
"Be simple. I don''t have time to listen to you. It''s been a few days now?"
"11 days."
"..." Wei Dabao stared at Sui Wenyuan.
"I thought I couldn''t do it yesterday, but my stool is rough... With..."
"Like what?"
"It''s like a mineral water bottle," Sui Wenyuan said.
"MD!" Trinket scolded fiercely.
Although he is an old doctor, he has never seen anything like a mineral water bottle. If it''s really like what Sui Wenyuan said, can it be pulled out?
And the longer the stool is in the rectum, the more water is absorbed; The less water, the drier the stool; As the stool gets dry... It becomes more and more difficult to discharge.
"Brother Bao, I''m not blind. It''s like a mineral water bottle." Sui Wenyuan gestured. With his "swaying" posture, Wei Dabao believed several percent.
"Eleven days? How did you get through it? That''s great."
"Three or five days are normal. I don''t care. I always think I can pull it out tomorrow." Sui Wenyuan said, almost crying.
"After the feces are formed, the colonic peristalsis shrinks all parts of the colon and pushes the feces to the distal colon. This peristalsis starts from the hepatic flexure of the colon, about 2 ~ 3 times a day, and advances to the left colon at the speed of 1 ~ 2 cm per minute to the sigmoid colon for storage."
Trinket began to endorse.
"After eating or getting up in the morning, the total peristalsis of the colon is caused by gastrocolonic reflex or postural reflex, which is pushed at a speed of 10 cm per hour. If there is feces in the sigmoid colon, it can make the feces enter the rectum. When sufficient feces are accumulated, it will cause defecation reflex when the feces produce a certain pressure on the intestinal wall."
"Brother Bao, brother Bao, I don''t want to know how it came, I just want to know how it didn''t come." Sui Wenyuan quickly stopped Wei Dabao.
"Cut, you think I''d like to tell you," said Trinket contemptuously. "Next, the stimulation of defecation on the hypothalamus."
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"Regular inhibition of defecation will make the rectum gradually lose its sensitivity to the pressure stimulation of feces, and the sense of defecation will fail. In addition, feces stay in the large intestine for too long, water is absorbed too much and becomes dry and hard, resulting in defecation difficulties, which is one of the reasons for constipation," said Wei Dabao.
"Brother Bao, what should I do?"
"You made it yourself." Wei Dabao frowned. Sui Wenyuan was right just now. It''s too late to say how he came. What he wants to do now is how to get the "mineral water" bottle out.
At the thought of this, and seeing Sui Wenyuan''s pinched body, Wei Dabao wanted to laugh.
He approached and whispered, "now come out a big piece?"
"Not much, 3cm? 5cm." Sui Wenyuan sighed. "It hurts like a wooden stick in the back."
"Can''t go back? Is there any bleeding? Is the bleeding serious?"
"Well," said Sui Wenyuan, "I really can''t go back... There is bleeding, but it''s not too heavy. Dr. Xu told me that there is anal fissure."
Trinket is curious. Although it sounds a little disgusting, it''s as thick and thin as a mineral water bottle... I''ve never seen it before. This should also be regarded as a kind of clinical experience. Take a look, and you can have disposal experience in case of encounter in the future.
But where? Trinket is a little worried.
"Brother Bao, what do you think?" Sui Wenyuan asked.
"Haven''t you figured out how to take out your mineral water bottle," said Trinket with a frown.
"Go to the hospital."
"Which hospital to go to?" said Wei Dabao. "I haven''t been to jianxie hospital now. I work in the special needs ward."
"Special needs? What special needs ward?" Sui Wenyuan was stunned.
"The ward at the foot of laogua mountain," said Wei Dabao after thinking for a few seconds that it was inappropriate to take the others. "Let''s go to the traditional Chinese medicine hospital."
Anyway, after work, I went to the disposal room of the emergency department to have a look. It''s estimated that there''s no problem. After all, after working for so many years, most doctors have to call a brother when they see themselves.
Wei Dabao glanced at Sui Wenyuan and asked, "can you sit?"
"..." Sui Wenyuan pinched again.
It''s hard to imagine a strong man twisting his body like a water snake. It looks more disgusting than a mineral water bottle.
With a chill in his heart, trinket hurriedly said, "go over and I''ll drive over."
"Brother Bao..."
"I''m going to prepare something. Have you stuffed the seru?"
"It''s useless." Sui Wenyuan said, "I used 12 Kaiselu before and after, but it''s useless. In addition to this, I wear gloves and try to pull it out. As a result, it hurts when I move, and I don''t dare to touch it at all. Why don''t you see me now..."
Sui Wenyuan''s strange posture explains everything.
"It must be the wrong way," said trinket. "Let''s say first. After taking it out, you can clean up the disposal room yourself."
"That''s for sure." Sui Wenyuan said, "as long as it can be opened, brother Bao, you are my reborn parents!"
"Who cares," said trinket. "Walk quickly. You can''t even take a car. You say you."
When he opened the lock, Wei Dabao got on the electric car. At the thought of Sui Wenyuan sitting on it, wouldn''t it be the shit he pulled out and sit back. He laughed and drove away.
Sui Wenyuan moved forward step by step. It was very difficult.
……
When he came to bajingzi traditional Chinese medicine hospital, he didn''t come here to work for a few days. He felt a little like an afterlife.