Big teachers are always skinny and wild. They hate what they are not used to and like. Their words often cross the boundary, with mixed praise and praise. Although his firepower against people is not as good as Li Tiezhu, he has a clear distinction between love and hate, but he is shameless, which is also recognized by the world.


    Therefore, the interested teacher did not intend to let Li Tiezhu go. He continued:


    "Peng Yuyan! I heard you also guest starred in two spring festival blockbusters. What are their names?"


    In fact, many of the audience are laughing. Li Tiezhu and the big teacher are two living treasures. The interactive dialogue is really strange.


    The guess and comment group is almost the same. They can''t keep up with the rhythm at all. They can only laugh.


    Li Tiezhu was confused again. He didn''t tell the program team to advertise those two. They are my competitors! If their box office is high, my box office is low. It''s not cost-effective.


    "Er... This..."


    "Can''t you remember again? It doesn''t matter. Movie emperors are like this. It''s normal that they can''t remember too many scenes. I''ll give you a hint..."


    "No! I remember the names of those two movies."


    "Wow! Really? Isn''t it easy?"


    "Hum?"


    "How dare you remember the name of your guest film? It''s so dedicated. It''s really a model for our generation! What''s the name of the bright light in the performing arts industry?"


    "I don''t want to say the names of these two films."


    "Why?"


    "Because, because... They are reactionaries!"


    "Poof..."


    The big teacher can''t carry it, and the organized other languages can''t be spoken.


    Li Tiezhu never cared about making a fool of himself and said seriously, "big teacher, I feel you are aiming at me."


    Big teacher: "hehe... No! I like you so much. Really!"


    Guess the rest of the jury laughed wildly. Your love is too heavy!


    However, this section of the program attracted controversy when it was broadcast:


    "Li Tiezhu is so funny!"


    "Can you even forget your movie name?"


    "Call him Peng Yuyan, he really dares to promise! Bah! It''s not serious at all."


    "The big teacher went too far..."


    "I feel like I''m teasing children and don''t respect each other at all."


    "The big teacher has always been like this, and he also wants to advertise Li Tiezhu''s films."


    "It always feels like teasing a fool."


    "I don''t understand how this guy feels superior in front of Li Tiezhu."


    "This paragraph is very angry."


    "With Li Tiezhu''s song just now, he shouldn''t be treated like this."


    "Wait, a serious man is not a vegetarian."


    "I always think big teachers will humiliate themselves."


    In the program, Yi Xiaomao wanted to find a step for his brother and asked, "brother Zhu, when are your two films released?"


    Li Tiezhu fell into meditation again. He was just thinking about whether the big teacher said he liked him. Suddenly, he changed his thinking and couldn''t keep up with the rhythm.


    "Kung Fu" is new year''s Eve, so you can go to the cinema and go home for new year''s Eve dinner It''s the second day of the lunar new year. On the first day of the lunar new year, everyone should go everywhere to pay New Year''s greetings and kowtow to collect lucky money. When they get lucky money, they happen to go to the movies the next day. Anyway, I laugh like a fool when I watch the promotional films. I''m sure I''ll go to see them. See you at the cinema! "


    He spoke quickly, and it didn''t take much time to finish.


    Li Tiezhu reacted slowly for three beats: "ah... Right!"


    Big teacher: "yes, what? Special explanation, audience friends in front of the TV! Because our Li Tiezhu, no, Peng Yuyan is a simple and naive student, he even went to one of our music programs to promote the film. Thank you! Look up to us!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re welcome."


    Big teacher: "Hey! Our audience must really support us. After all, people have brought original songs to sing here, haven''t they? In addition, my favorite musician is Li Tiezhu. I like his songs and every song! So don''t say I run against him. I especially like his works. I believe I cherish his heart. What do you think of my music?"


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly. The goods spoke too fast to understand: "ha?"


    Big teacher: "praise me."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you also a singer? Original?"


    It''s not Li Tiezhu''s intention. He really doesn''t know the big teacher. He always thought he was a host.


    The teacher''s expression was stunned: "don''t you know? Washing brush, Beier Shuang and sunshine white horse are all my songs! I''ve praised you for a long time. Why do you have to express it?"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly realized: "Oh... So you are the creator of children''s songs! I heard your songs on the rocking car."


    Yi Xiaomao: "hiss ~"


    Big teachers have different ideas: "do you still ride a rocking car?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I don''t sit..."


    The big teacher breathed a sigh of relief.


    Li Tiezhu: "zhu''er often takes one, but he has broken one and lost a lot of money."


    Big teacher: "


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all your... Song."


    Big teacher: "


    No, sterbrad!!!


    As soon as the audience''s eyes lit up, they obviously felt a different atmosphere, and the guess and evaluation team also entered the theater mode.


    Barrage:


    "He''s coming! He''s coming! Li Tiezhu''s evil skill has reappeared in the Jianghu!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I mean, these songs are very nice, easy to learn, catchy and friendly to children."


    Big teacher: "I''m not..."


    "You must like children very much? That''s nice!"


    "I don''t like bear children. I''m married. I''ve been married for a long time, but I haven''t had children."


    "Have you ever been to Peking Union Medical College Hospital?"


    Big pork root!!!


    "I have no problem! I have absolutely no problem with my function. I don''t want to have children because of my subjective will. Just say you and zhu''er, you are so young, will you get married in a few years and have children immediately?"


    "I''m afraid she won''t be able to get married... I''ll drop out of school then."


    "Poof..."


    Kick pork root!!!


    "Yanzu, no, Yuyan! You know the happy life of mankind is not just reproduction..."


    "Mating for the purpose of not passing on the family line is playing hooligans!"


    "Horizontal trough..."


    "Of course, this thing can play hooligans properly, but can''t play hooligans all your life?"


    Kudake lotus root!!!


    The variety scale in this world is indeed slightly larger, so... It is very consistent.


    "Oh, gram! I took it, I took you, brother. Take the magic power!"


    "So, do you understand?"


    "Understand what?"


    "The motherland needs you! The three children have been released, and if you don''t have children, we will all despise you! The future of the nation is in your hands, not... On the household register!"


    "Poof..."


    Puntuck lotus root!!!


    Teng Gore, who had already ended, listened to Li Tiezhu''s magical words when removing his makeup and smiled with a head hammer makeup artist.


    The big teacher stood up and raised his hands to worship: "sorry, brother Zhu! I''m wrong! Please let go!"


    "What''s the matter? Aren''t we recording a friendly program?"


    "I... brother, I''m really wrong!"


    "Uncle, you recognize the wrong person. I''m not your big brother, I''m just one of hundreds of millions of ordinary people!"


    Li Tiezhu also has a helpless face. I don''t want to.


    You have been against me for so long. I am kind and I can bear it, but he is not allowed by the system. The "mind damage skill" has been lit up. What can I do?


    At this moment, the rest of the guess and evaluation team have all laughed, either lying or lying down. Yi Xiaomao squatted on the ground and jumped and laughed.


    The audience also became a little confused, because many beauties laughed so much that the powder on their faces fell off layer by layer, busy covering their faces and mending their makeup.


    When the program was broadcast, let alone the barrage, it was chaotic and rampant.


    The teacher turned to Li Hao for help.


    And what is the current host Li Hao doing?


    He''s picking up the microphone.


    Yes, his microphone fell off. The second time he squatted on the ground laughing and patted the floor, the microphone fell off and rolled down the stage.


    Li Hao finally picked up the microphone and understood the teacher''s despair:


    "Er... I feel the great teacher''s strong desire for survival! Ha! Tiezhu, no, Yuyan, you''re here to promote the film, so don''t tangle with the great teacher too much. He has no other function except to lower your box office."


    Li Tiezhu: "did you have a baby?"


    Li Hao: "er... Who is that? Big teacher, you go on!"


    The big teacher has completely disarmed and waved his hand without talking.


    Li Hao could only harden his head and say, "I have three children! Do you have anything else to say about the film? If not, we will invite the next singing guest."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "finally, my movie name is" people in the embarrassing way "and, er, and..."


    Big teacher: "Kung Fu! Kung Fu directed by Zhou Xingxing!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you look so smart, uncle. Have more children. The future of the nation..."


    The teacher has stood on the chair and raised his hand to swear: "the future of the famous family is in my household register! Don''t worry, I''ll fill it up. How many pages? I''ll fill it up with * * * * as I spell. Please, play quickly if you have something, and leave if you have nothing!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Li Hao: "then I''ll go down?"


    Li Hao resolutely helped him down with a respectful attitude. Of course, he pretended it on purpose. This is terrible.


    Li Tiezhu finally withdrew. Although it took much more time than other players, it also brought joy to the audience and pain to the big teacher.


    "My God! I was scared to death. I almost thought I was going to be killed on the spot."


    The big teacher jumped down from the chair and collapsed back into the chair. He said something about the rest of his life.


    Yi Xiaomao said coldly, "you are the bravest man I have ever seen. You dare to be brother Gangzhu and leave the whole body. It''s already very strong."


    Big teacher: "didn''t I underestimate his lethality? It seems that what I said on the Internet is true. I dare not do it again."


    Barrage:


    "The ending is too comfortable!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Iron pillars never let people down, happy!"


    "The iron pillar passes through the place to ward off evil spirits!"


    "It''s a real pleasure to kill people."


    "It''s a pity that those guess and comment groups don''t speak. If only everyone were like a big teacher."


    "There are still more people in this world..."


    "Kung Fu and people in the embarrassing way are the key. Hey? Don''t you discuss movies?"


    "What''s there to say about the film? It''s over."


    "The fan of soldier assault said that Li Tiezhu''s films must be seen."


    "The singer behind doesn''t watch it. Go back and listen to misplaced time and space again."