Deng lune was too straightforward, but it was hard to refuse. The village head was much happier. It turned out that I was not the most shameless one.
Li Tiezhu doesn''t know how to pick up the conversation. He''s not familiar.
Dun roon: "brother Zhu!?"
There was no way. Li Tiezhu had to say, "let''s do the dishes together."
Dun roon nodded: "good, good! To tell you the truth, I can only wash the dishes."
Li Tiezhu said nothing again. Is this really an idol? I remember working with my cat. I heard it''s not so shameless? Is it forced by life? Sure enough, people are forced out.
Cooking is too simple for Li Tiezhu, so it''s not important to cook more for two or three people.
Li Tiezhu was as efficient as ever. After a while, the dishes came to the table: slippery broth, fried Cucumber Strips in soy sauce, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, steamed bacon with plum dried vegetables, and a stir fried seasonal vegetable.
Three adults, three children, four dishes and one soup are not bad. After all, they are in a hurry.
Not everyone is Sue Bassa.
Li Tiezhu scalded the WangDui bowl and spoon with boiling water, filled him with a little rice, and scooped up several lumps of slippery meat.
After taking a mouthful of it, he thumbed up: "eat well! Thank you, Godfather."
Li Tiezhu smiled like an old father.
Deng ruen looked at the inverted twist that had begun to pick rice, looked embarrassed and asked Li Tiezhu modestly: "have the bowls and spoons been scalded?"
Li Tiezhu: "disinfection! What if mosquitoes have touched it? What if there are bacteria?"
Deng Ruan looked at xiaodaonianzi again, a little guilty: "they all say you''re not smart. How do you know everything?"
Li Tiezhu: "I''m just not smart to learn! I watched videos with children all the way in the car last night and today. By the way, I also added a mother and baby group, which benefited a lot! In other words... Haven''t you learned how to be a father?"
Dun roon was even more embarrassed. He had never learned. He always thought he was here to run.
The village head said, "everyone''s way is different. They come to the same goal by different ways! Have a cup of soup!"
Dun roon: cheers
Li Tiezhu also filled himself with a bowl of soup.
Deng ruen was also very good at supporting: "Hmm! This soup is delicious! It''s my first time to eat this dish. Where''s the village head?"
The village head said, "I ate his cooking for the second time. The first time was when I was a singer, Li Tiezhu cooked hot pot for everyone."
In fact, Li Tiezhu had a bad time with the singer Sun Nan who formed a team with the village head, but it had nothing to do with the village head.
After a while, several people had dinner.
Li Tiezhu supervised Deng ruen to wash the dishes, because he didn''t look like he could, for fear that he couldn''t wash it clean.
The three children were playing in the yard, running around, and the village head was watching.
Suddenly, crawling with excrement ran to the village head and smiled sweetly.
Village head: "what''s the matter?"
"Village head, do you have a program called where''s godfather?"
The village head was happy at once: "what''s the matter, crawling with shit? Do you like to record programs with your godfather?"
Crawling with excrement nodded madly: "mm-hmm!"
"Don''t you like being the enemy?"
"I don''t like it!"
"Why?"
"The stupid enemy always yells at me and forbids me to do anything... But Godfather does everything for me and says he wants to make me a bamboo slingshot."
"Maybe your father is a big star. When he is popular, you should pay attention to the image. Do you know what the image is?"
"But I don''t have a godfather!"
"Er..."
The village head was speechless. In terms of seniority and status, pheasants are not as popular as Li Tiezhu. Even compared with Li Tiezhu in his most peak years, they are almost.
Therefore, the village head chose to switch off the topic: "if you stay in the enemy and know that you don''t like him, he will be unhappy."
"We''d better not tell him! Hey hey... I hope he''s ill longer."
The village head''s expression was suddenly strange: "if you''re sick for a long time, let your Godfather bring you next time, isn''t it?"
Crawling with excrement: "yes, Hei hei..."
The village head doesn''t dare to talk anymore. The cliff will be seen by pheasants. Leave a line today so that we can meet in the future!
When the program was put here, the barrage was very happy:
"Once said, Li Tiezhu is really not like being a father for the first time. How careful he is!"
"This is the gentlest issue of all Li Tiezhu''s variety shows, isn''t it?"
"Tie for the first place. The mushroom house is the same with pine and bamboo."
"For me, I also like iron pillars. Brother pheasant''s aura is terrible..."
"In fact, there are two extremes for Dad to bring children, one is brother pheasant, and the other is Li Tiezhu."
"I hope brother pheasant will be ill longer?"
"Lying trough!"
"Crawling with shit will kill me!"
"Big filial son! Filial piety makes a strong man!"
"Originally, brother pheasant was just a minor disease. After reading this paragraph, he spit blood directly!"
Next, it''s nap time.
Li Tiezhu didn''t have the habit of taking a nap, but he took the shit crawler to bed and let him sleep, because Tiezhu learned from sister Cai that the shit crawler had the habit of taking a nap.
Crawling with excrement rolled twice on the bed and began to act like a spoiled child: "godfather, you sleep with me! I can''t sleep alone."
Li Tiezhu doesn''t like this: "I don''t like taking a nap."
"Why? The foolish enemy said that not taking a nap is not a good child."
"Real men never take naps."
"Then... Why not take a nap?"
"Play!"
"Is that ok?"
"Why not? I haven''t had a nap since I was a child!"
"Wow!"
The little head of crawling with excrement was strongly impacted. Unexpectedly, someone can not take a nap?
Is that... Cool?
If only I were so natural and unrestrained.
When I finish recording the program and return to the kindergarten, I can pat Xiaomei on the chest and tell them: "I climb with shit. I''m a real man who doesn''t need to take a nap!"
Hey, what a man!
Li Tiezhu said, "hit me! Hi!"
Crawling with excrement turned over, and a powerful force broke out in his little body: "Hey! Hey... Hey, God? Godfather?"
Li Tiezhu went to the kitchen with dung crawler, took a bone chopping knife, went to the bamboo forest outside the ancient castle to cut bamboo, and made a bamboo slingshot for dung crawler.
The power of this thing is very small, but the structure is a little complex, and children like it.
It is a bamboo tube with three openings on both sides. A bamboo strip is inserted into it as a spring, and a small piece of bamboo strip is put into the bamboo tube as a bullet. Next, use your fingers to open one end of the main contempt, and the bullet will fly out.
Of course, using corn and mung beans as bullets is even more hi, but on the program, don''t waste food.
He really liked it. He didn''t even want the treasured knife he liked so much in the morning. He took a bamboo slingshot everywhere. During the period, he also looked for bubbles and insides. As a result, others were taking a nap.
There is no loss in crawling with excrement. On the contrary, the whole person''s temperament has changed. These little friends are degenerate. Unlike me, they never take a nap.
Of course, there are not many cool children like me!
I, forgive your mediocrity.
Barrage:
"I have to criticize Li Tiezhu here. It''s bad for children not to take a nap."
"Children''s rest time is much longer than adults."
"Can''t you sleep more at night?"
"Take a nap? I''ve never heard of it!"
"Real men never take naps."
"My rural children really don''t take naps since childhood. Adults sleep and children run all over the mountain."
"Yes! In such late autumn weather, we still go to the field to catch snail lions."
"Boast without making a draft! Such a cold snail lion."
As soon as the picture turned, Li Tiezhu appeared in a paddy field with his trouser legs in his arms. He bowed down and groped with his hands in the mud. After a while, he caught two snail lions and threw them on the ridge on the bank.
Crawling with excrement, carrying a small bucket, dengdeng ran over, grabbed the snail lion and put it into the bucket. He also gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up: "Godfather is so powerful!"
The camera caught two or three kilograms of snails in the bucket.
At this time, the village head hurried over and said, "iron pillar, what are you doing?"
Li Tiezhu did not lift his head: "catch snails. There are many. Why don''t you come down and help?"
Village head: "it''s too dangerous! What if you climb into the field with shit?"
Li Tiezhu: "the water is so shallow that you can''t drown even if your head is down!"
"The clothes are dirty?"
"It''s dirty! However, I brought a lot of replacement."
The village head said, "you... Let the pheasant see that he will go crazy!"
Crawling with excrement was a little afraid, and the stab in his hand almost overturned.
Li Tiezhu said, "he doesn''t dare. If he is angry, I won''t write songs for him. Besides, he is also a rural child. He has suffered so much from snacks. How can he spoil the child? Climb with shit, catch, three fat!"
The village head said that I was afraid of the responsibility of the program group!
Seeing no persuasion, the village head took off his shoes and jumped out of the paddy field. Regardless of the position of the program group, he also wanted to go to the field to catch snails.
How exciting!
Paddy fields received rice more than two months ago, and now some water plants have just grown, and new buds have sprung up on the rice piles. Microorganisms and humus in the soil and phytoplankton in the water are abundant, and the growth of snail is also quite satisfactory.
Li Tiezhu: "where''s the little champion?"
Village head: "I''m asleep. Let''s grab more and have a tooth sacrifice together in the evening. I don''t know if the children can eat."
Li Tiezhu: "anyway, crawling with excrement can eat. Fried snails with Perilla are Cantonese food. I asked him, he ate it."
An hour later, the small bucket filled a small half.
The village head carried it and said, "I''m afraid it''s more than four kilograms. Enough, enough..."
His clothes and trousers were covered with mud, one of his shoes was wet, and his face was like a kitten.
The village head stopped talking. Others trusted you when they gave you the child. As a result, you''d better bring it to others like this. Don''t you love it when you''re a mother?
Is that all right?
Anyway, if pheasants dare to bring their children like this, sister Cai will certainly cut people with a knife.
Even bullet screen comments began to make complaints about Li Tiezhu, most of whom were fans of Li Tiezhu.
It''s the so-called bear father with bear children. The father has a bear nest. Thanks to brother pheasant, he has only one son, otherwise it will all be destroyed in Li Tiezhu''s hands.
After all, his best skill is to destroy people tirelessly.
Li Tiezhu returned to the "luxury villa" with dung crawling and snail. First, he filled the snail lion''s magnifying basin with water to spit sand, and then dialed sister Cai''s video.
Don''t you think you''re dying fast?
The village head has a little myocardial infarction. It''s hitting the edge of the knife. He''s scared to squeeze into the corner. Just don''t shoot me.