When he left, Guo Dalin sent Li Tiezhu out of Taohuawu. He thanked him again. He invited Li Tiezhu to play a free guest role. In fact, he changed his direction and used Li Tiezhu''s influence to attract popularity for the new program.


    At this time, the program has been recorded, and the speech is more casual.


    Li Tiezhu said, "everyone says I am a non staff member of the cloud society. What is it polite? You don''t think I can make complaints about it too hard."


    Guo Dalin gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up: "it''s also really cruel. I was embarrassed and had cancer when you met someone. You know? That''s you. Otherwise, no one can cure the three sisters. The thought of staying with them for 20 days makes my hair stand on end."


    "I got used to it for a long time, and didn''t you find that the two actresses are not fuel-efficient lights?"


    "Hey, my brother Zhu, don''t tell me. I don''t know Meng Zuoyi. I went to pick him up today. That week, good guy, I almost didn''t move home... Chatting all the way confused me."


    "Be strong!"


    Li Tiezhu patted Guo Dalin on the shoulder and encouraged him.


    Guo Dalin: "I can''t die anyway. I''m a man with a father. They don''t dare to go too far. What, do you know about Tao Zi? Tell him about him."


    Li Tiezhu was about to open the door and wondered, "isn''t he working in your Yunde society?"


    "I''m still at work... Don''t mention it! Last week, I went to the show with him. Guess what? He had weak legs and almost didn''t fall. Thanks to me holding him."


    "What? Sick?"


    "No, it''s that. After half a month, Tao Zi is losing weight and his spirit is depressed. It''s not my exaggeration! The truth. No, I came to record the program, he lost his partner and asked for leave to go to the United States. I''m afraid he will die in the United States... Do you understand?"


    "It''s all right. I''ll teach him two tricks to protect himself later."


    "Ho! What''s the best trick? Can you share it?"


    "Brother Da Lin, don''t you have no girlfriend?"


    "It''s a lot of skill, your father said."


    "Well, it''s OK to tell you. The textbook says that the biggest difference between humans and animals is the use of tools..."


    Li Tiezhu leaned against the door and piously taught Guo Dalin his unique skills. The latter frowned and nodded, obviously benefiting a lot. Li Tiezhu has never been a private person, and Guo Dalin is so sensitive and studious, modest and modest.


    "Good guy, what about so many tricks?"


    "Every profession is broad and profound. I didn''t know anything before. I knew that I had to eat my opponents with my body... Mankind has experienced three technological revolutions. Now it has just moved from the electrical age to the artificial intelligence age, and this tool is more high-end..."


    "If you want to do well, you must sharpen your tools first. Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years."


    "You can''t rely too much on tools. You still need to be hard to make iron. Taking more exercise can make you invincible."


    "Suddenly I have the idea of fitness..."


    Guo Dalin''s smile was obviously obscene. He was clever on weekdays. At this time, he was a little Guo gangde. This is the real state of him. Usually, the exquisite image is a mask.


    Li Tiezhu said: "the body is the foundation, and technology should not be abandoned."


    "Yo ~ what technology are you talking about? So mysterious?"


    A female voice with a good accent sounded, and then Meng Zoyi in a pink suit floated out of the night, with a little flirtatious expression.


    Guo Dalin panicked: "nothing."


    Li Tiezhu was full of nonsense: "the law doesn''t spread six ears. I can''t tell you the specific. Didn''t you say you want to eat all the spicy hot? Finished?"


    Meng Zuoyi: "can you take it seriously? The program is just designed for people. I took a few scenes of eating, came out to breathe, and then I met you two sneaky."


    Guo Dalin shouted, "what''s sneaky? I''m asking brother Zhu to teach me crosstalk. Professionals are communicating frankly."


    It''s honest enough, said Li Tiezhu. I gave him all the meeting anyway.


    Meng Zuoyi said suspiciously, "really? Tiezhu, you taught him crosstalk? His father is Guo gangde."


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t it a donkey teacher?"


    Guo Dalin laughed and scolded, "fuck you! He really taught me to talk about crosstalk. Now my father is a leader in crosstalk and he is Teddy in crosstalk. He is teaching me how to conquer the audience with technology. If you want the audience to laugh, let the audience laugh as loudly as possible."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not necessarily. The size of the sound is determined by the audience''s own physique. Some laugh fast but short, some laugh slowly but long, and others laugh like death as soon as you speak."


    Guo Dalin thought: "I want more viewers, too."


    Meng Zuoyi: "you don''t have a large audience? There are hundreds of people in each game?"


    Guo Dalin laughed: "I''ll be tired to death. I''ll vomit blood. I can''t stand it. Goodbye! I''ll go back and eat some more, brother Zhu. I''ll ask you for advice another day. Take care!"


    Li Tiezhu: "goodbye, brother Da Lin."


    Guo Dalin left because he could see that Meng Zuoyi had something to do with Li Tiezhu. He could only say take care of his brother.


    "Goodbye, sister."


    Li Tiezhu opened the door and drilled in.


    Meng Zuoyi walked around the front of the car, opened the front passenger door and sat in.


    Li Tiezhu said blankly, "why? I''m leaving."


    Meng Zuo smiled seductively and looked at Li Tiezhu with his eyebrows: "you say crosstalk is very powerful?"


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    "What kind of audience do you think I am? Funny or not?"


    "It''s hard to laugh. You seem to have very high taste. We''re all vulgar jokes."


    "Then you''re wrong. I''m so funny, and I can''t stop laughing. I can laugh from beginning to end with a loud sound."


    "Ah???"


    "Really! I laugh... Very low. I can laugh to death without any props."


    "Oh... What, I should go."


    "Will you come back tomorrow?"


    "I don''t know. I only came here, but if I''m free, I''ll come back to this program. It''s very interesting."


    "It''s a group of wonderful flowers in this program. Isn''t it interesting? They are a group of people with abnormal brains. The only two are normal and are pushed to death by us crazy women."


    "Yes."


    "You really dare to promise. Do you say more double talk crosstalk or more multi talk crosstalk?"


    "I don''t say much. It''s all jokes."


    "It seems that it''s common to talk too much! Tut tut... I know you''re not an honest man. I''ll know from the moment I meet today. How about telling me a crosstalk? In the car. My sister laughs for you."


    "No, I''m not a professional in crosstalk."


    "Then leave a contact information. I''ll listen to your crosstalk when I''m free and be your audience. An audience with a very low smile like me will have a sense of achievement! Trust me."


    "OK."


    Meng Zuoyi came to Li Tiezhu''s face and blew a breath: "goodbye, crosstalk master!"


    Then she got out of the car and left without looking back.


    Li Tiezhu shrugged, that''s it? Compared with the enchanting cat who doesn''t pay for his life, it''s eighteen thousand miles away. There''s no fluctuation in my heart.


    Push down the two hard gears, and Li Tiezhu left with one foot on the accelerator.


    Enchanting out of a few meters, Meng Zoyi looked back at the far away domestic car, showed a strange smile, licked his mouth, stretched out his hand and grabbed the car in the air. He was full of confidence.


    "You can''t escape my palm! Little martial brother."


    Li Tiezhu drove directly back to the villa and saw songzhuer waving a whip.


    After parking the car, Li Tiezhu came to the yard to see songzhuer pumping the top. He just felt funny. Compared with my bamboo son, those in Taohuawu are not crazy. Lengba gave the top to songzhu''er because she found that her low back injury became more serious after she smoked several times.


    Pop! Pop!


    "How about the program?"


    Songzhuer asked.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s very interesting. I''m going to go again. I''ve never seen such a chaotic and embarrassing program. Come with me tomorrow."


    Songzhu''er took back the top and sat on Li Tiezhu''s lap: "no, I''ll sleep in. In the afternoon, sister Zhuang asked a director of the crew to drink. I want to save my energy and lay him down. Alas, it''s difficult to get the current film appointment. Sister Zhuang is so anxious."


    "Let me help the studio."


    "I want to have a baby."


    "My studio has a lot of resources now. I can find a way to get you film resources. It''s not necessarily a female owner, but there won''t be too few scenes."


    "It''s best to have girls and boys."


    "It''s getting late. Go upstairs."


    "If a girl is as beautiful as me, a boy is as strong as you."


    "Did you drink?"


    "No, who drank the wine and smoked the top?"


    "Then why do you say strange things?"


    "Sniff... It''s not strange. You knew I wanted to have a baby at the age of 18. Now it''s been three years... Ah! The years are ruthless!"


    "Graduate and regenerate."


    Li Tiezhu went upstairs with strange pines and bamboos, took a shower, and then went to change the script of "people in an embarrassing way". Today, after watching the performance of the mob, Li Tiezhu suddenly had a new inspiration.


    Songzhuer also went to take a bath, and then came to the living room to watch TV with a bottle of Erguotou. He found that Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone popped up a message on the tea table.


    She picked up her mobile phone, unlocked it and clicked on wechat.


    A message from a man named Meng Zuoyi: "crosstalk master, are you home? My sister is so boring. This broken program is not interesting at all."


    Songzhu''er thought about who it was. The elder martial sister of Nortel also participated in Taohuawu.


    Is the perfume on the iron column her?


    Songzhu''er replied with Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone: "just arrived."


    Meng Zuoyi: "did you sleep?"


    "No."


    "You know what? As soon as I met you today, you said I wasn''t beautiful. In fact, I was a little angry, but then suddenly I wasn''t angry. Do you know why?"


    "Oh."


    "Because I find you are so cute to everyone."


    "Yes."


    Songzhu''er is familiar with Li Tiezhu''s speech routine. Therefore, when returning information, he is concise and comprehensive, and shows a kind of impatience, which is very important to Li Tiezhu.


    Meng Zuoyi: "what''s the matter? Is it inconvenient for you to speak? Why are you so perfunctory?"


    Songzhuer smiled evil and replied, "Zhuer is asleep for fear of waking her up."


    After the hair, songzhuer found that it was not poisonous enough. There was no essence of Li Tiezhu''s antagonism against people, so he should shout for help! There are not too many difficulties, only brave animals. So she posted the screenshot of the chat to the "artifact zoo" chat group and @ everyone explained the situation briefly:


    "Coordinate Kyoto, reporter erha, I found the smell of wild animals on my master. How do I capture them? Yes, please answer, oh, wal!"