"In the mountains, it''s still cool in the morning. At noon, the sun will be exposed, you know? Exposure! Expose you and me directly, and then two pig skins will float on the grass! Human tragedy! Hahaha... Is this the result you want? Brother pig!"


    Chen Chichi sat on the ground and reasoned with the little black pig very seriously.


    Little black pig: "hum..."


    Chen Chichi: "speak well and speak Mandarin."


    Black pig: "hum..."


    Chen Chichi smiled awkwardly: "hahaha! As a member of" run away ", we were bullied so badly by the four animals in Li Tiezhu''s dormitory last time. We tore the famous brand... Second kill! Are we funny? Zulu! Wang Zulu! Shall we take revenge today? We''ll destroy their base!"


    Black pig: "hum..."


    Chen Chichi: "ah! Why don''t you wear your scarf in such a big sun? It''s all right. I''ll make one for you."


    With that, Chen Chichi found some grass on the roadside, woven it into a green grass ring and hung it on the pig''s head.


    Chen Chichi said with a smile, "look! Zulu! We are fully equipped. Go to find Li Tiezhu for revenge."


    The little black pig is also magical. After wearing the green hat, he is a lot clever. He is led by Chen Chichi to walk along the dirt road.


    Barrage:


    "Two pigskins what ghost? Chen Chichi is also pigskin?"


    "Wang Zulu: no! That''s not me. I''m not so cute."


    "Is Chen Chichi too cheap?"


    "Will Wang Zulu be angry to death when he sees this program?"


    "Welcome the broken waist King Chen Chichi."


    "Excuse me, where did the pig come from?"


    "Chen Chichi is too ghost!"


    "Sure enough! With Chen Chichi''s new program, we can open up..."


    "If Chen Chichi goes to unlimited challenges, he must be a big winner."


    "This pig alone can explain the problem..."


    "Look! The pigs were persuaded by Chen Chichi."


    On the other side, the display screen called God''s mirror lit up and sounded familiar music.


    Chen Chichi sent a video call.


    Li Tiezhu is still doing bamboo, Qin Tao is cutting branches, and Zheng Yanzi is catching fish in the river alone.


    Qin Tao dropped his axe to connect the video.


    They have learned from the audience selection of the previous issue that the guest in this issue is Chen Chichi. In addition, director Sun Xixi announced the results in the morning, and 85% of the audience chose to let Chen Chichi''s back injury recur.


    The reason is very simple. Anyway, he will never work. It''s better to let him direct the natural disaster.


    Video on.


    Chen Chichi''s signature cheap laugh: "ha ha ha ha... Dear friends, how are you?"


    Qin Tao: "not good!"


    Chen Chichi: "I''m happy to see that you''re not good. Tao Zi, you seem to have lost weight. Iron pillar, are you weaving bamboo? Ha ha! Guess what I brought you?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I brought a bucket! You are a bucket. I tell you, we don''t have anything to eat."


    After the shooting of SiHa the year before last, Li Tiezhu and Chen Chichi have a very good relationship, so they speak very directly and do not beat around the Bush at all.


    Qin Tao: "yes, we caught the fish for breakfast by ourselves."


    Chen Chichi: "look down on me, don''t you? Then I won''t come. Let me tell you, I brought Qin Tao''s favorite thing."


    Qin Tao: "Guo Dalin?"


    Guo Dalin is Qin Tao''s partner and his favorite person in Yunde society.


    Chen Chichi: "ah? He, is he something?"


    Qin Tao was disappointed and said, "yes, he is not a thing."


    Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha... Don''t explain. I''ll record this paragraph and send it to Da Lin! Come on, let''s show you your primitive man''s new partner."


    The camera moves down and the head of a cute little black pig appears in the camera.


    Qin Tao jumped up in an instant: "brother Chi Chi! You are my brother and my uncle! I love you."


    Chen Chichi: "little green, his name is brother Tao. He will cover you in the future."


    Qin Tao danced in place, his eyes burning.


    Li Tiezhu put down the bamboo mat he was knitting, came over and said, "brother Chichi, where did you get the black pig? The program team doesn''t allow you to bring things in without permission."


    Chen Chichi looked blankly: "The one who stopped me before the program team took away the Jinmen hemp flower and a bag of pearl rice I brought you, and then let me go to the big turntable to draw prizes. Most of the rewards are very low, one steamed bread, three steamed buns, half a kilo of noodles, five sweet potatoes... I just turn around and turn to a live pig, hehe hehe... Isn''t it very handsome? Say loudly!"


    Li Tiezhu immediately said: "handsome! So handsome that it explodes! Brother! Let me tell you! This time you come, I''ll let you do a little work. I''m bastard!"


    Chen Chichi said with a mean smile: "hum, ha ha! Although this pig is very cute, it''s not so enthusiastic! That''s it. Get ready to meet me! It''ll be there in a few minutes."


    "Ah! Hang up!"


    Li Tiezhu hung up the video phone, then rubbed his hands and looked at Qin Tao: "what are you waiting for? Black pig! Here comes the pig. You''re good at it. Get ready!"


    Qin Tao: "what are you going to do? Deliver the pig? The pig is not mature enough to conceive..."


    Pop!


    Zheng Yanzi kicked Qin Tao down with a kick: "boil water!"


    Qin Tao: "Oh! I''m good at this."


    Sun Xixi is not going well today, because he just said Baba, in the grass. After cursing for a long time, I remembered that it was the relic of his visit last week. Then, he had a bad day, ate breakfast, bit his tongue and sprained his foot.


    When he was unhappy, he saw Chen Chichi walking with the black pig.


    Sun Xixi: "Mr. Chichi, welcome to Oh Huo primitive man. Today you have a relapse of low back injury and can''t engage in any work! I hope you pay attention, otherwise..."


    Chen Chichi: "otherwise what?"


    Sun Xixi: "otherwise, the pig will be attacked by the wolf. At that time, hum..."


    Chen Chichi: "Wow! Are you too cruel? They are so miserable. Do you still use this kind of Yin move? I... Like it so much! Come on! Think of more shameless moves, hey hey! I like watching Li Tiezhu''s jokes."


    Sun Xixi: "


    Black pig: "hum!"


    Chen Chichi led the black pig to the camp by the river and saw the busy Li Tiezhu: "hahaha... I thought you were miserable, but I didn''t expect you to be so miserable! Hahaha... There are no houses. This is a real primitive man!"


    Li Tiezhu: "did you draw the pig?"


    Chen Chichi ignored him and said to the audience, "Hello, audience friends, Li Tiezhu, the serious brother who swept all the major variety shows, also has today?! it''s true that there is reincarnation in heaven, and heaven spared who... Although my waist is broken today, I''m particularly happy! Wahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu gave him a white look and asked Qin Tao, "is the water on fire?"


    Qin Tao: "it''s about to open."


    Li Tiezhu clapped his hands and stood up: "come on! Kill the pig."


    Black pig: "hum, hum..."


    Chen Chichi was also stunned: "what? What ghost?"


    Li Tiezhu said innocently, "kill the pig! The black pig you brought."


    Chen Chichi: "it''s still a child. It''s only 80 kg. It can grow to 200 kg after six months!"


    Li Tiezhu: "our program has only been recorded for three months, not half a year."


    Chen Chichi: "that can''t be killed! The sheep I brought to the mushroom house, Tianba! They didn''t kill them until they died, you... I told Xiaolv on the road to be a happy pet when I came to you, carefree and have a Weibo account..."


    Li Tiezhu: "look, our conditions are better than mushroom house?"


    Chen Chichi: "er... It''s a little short, but you can''t take it out on a pig? If you can kill sun Xixi, he''s much younger than me."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s illegal to kill."


    Chen Chichi: "


    At this time, Zheng Yanzi said, "black pork is delicious, and... It can also make sausage and bacon."


    Chen Chichi suddenly lost his integrity: "I''ll come for two days. Can I eat sausage and bacon?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "Bacon needs to be smoked and air dried. You can''t eat it. Sausage is OK. After all, fresh sausage tastes good."


    Chen Chichi said, "it''s just the saying that I don''t go to hell. Who goes to hell? I''ll give it to you! I''ll go in and lie down."


    Little black pig: "hum, hum..."


    Chen Chichi saluted: "little green, see you in the next life! Come on! Primitive man!"


    Chen Chichi is very good at acting. With his hands on his waist, he limped towards the cabin, and then lay on the bamboo bed covered with hay... Playing mobile phones is really easy. Thank you for choosing me for my waist injury!


    There was only a row of bare bamboo on the ceiling. The waterproof cloth was removed by the program team in the last issue, but the light was good. Chen Chichi played the game "dream of Three Kingdoms".


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu made a mistake. How do you kill the pig?


    There are only saws, hoes, kitchen knives, axes and knives at home. None of them is suitable for killing pigs.


    Qin Tao said, "decapitate directly with an axe!"


    Zheng Yanzi said, "it''s cruel. I''d better cut my throat with a kitchen knife."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "Qin Tao, are you still the leader of the pig farm? Killing pigs is a technical job. In general, you need to keep the pig''s hips high and head low, stab it through the throat with a sharp knife, and directly pierce the pig''s heart, so as to achieve rapid bleeding and reduce the pain of the pig."


    Little black pig: "hum, hum..."


    Qin Tao: "I can only deliver pigs and post natal care. I can''t kill pigs. What''s the matter? Am I proud?"


    Li Tiezhu: "get out! Let me see, we don''t have sharp knives now... It''s a little troublesome."


    Didi


    Again, the mirror rang.


    When the three looked, it was Luhani''s video call.


    Li Tiezhu frowned and thought, and said, "maybe he sponsored today''s airdrop. Sao pig, go answer the phone. Xiong Er tied the pig to the woods over there to eat grass."


    Qin Tao slides to connect the video.


    "Hello, Tao Zi? Where''s iron pillar? Oh, I saw it, ha ha... I saw the last issue last night. Are you too miserable? Brother, come to save you."


    Li Tiezhu: "save what? Have you chosen the airdrop?"


    Luhani said, "what airdrop? I''ll bring you something. I''m almost here. Look."


    As soon as Luhani turned his cell phone, it was the scene of the mountain.


    Li Tiezhu said happily, "you''re here too? What did you bring?"


    Luhani: "I won''t tell you, get ready to pick you up! Hang up."


    The phone was interrupted and Li Tiezhu frowned. There were two guests in this issue? Luhani, what can you bring? Will there be a pig knife?