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Chapter 327

    Wang Xiaokai immediately raised his hand: "I..."


    Lu Bo: "you don''t have to introduce yourself. People all over the country know you."


    Wang Xiaokai: "yes! Yes."


    He trotted onto the platform, licked his face, smiled at Lu Bo and said, "Hello, students, I''m wang Xiaokai from 315 dormitory. I''m from Shuangqing. I like hot pot. My dream is to be a big star and make a lot of money and eat hot pot every day."


    Wu Lei shouted, "can your ass stand eating every day?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I''m afraid you don''t know. I''m known as the iron hip baby! I''m fine with three hot pot meals a day! There are no acne on my face and no sores under my hips."


    There was a burst of laughter under the stage. Indeed, everyone knows Wang Xiaokai. After all, Xiao San is really red, but I still want to introduce him. Otherwise, who knew Wang Xiaokai was such a sand sculpture? There''s an iron hip baby!


    Iron head baby laughs the most. There''s a picture!


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help laughing. Is this NIMA an idol little fresh meat? It''s like an animal.


    Lu Bo held back his smile and shook his head. The gap between these children and their time was too big. They were only seven or eight years old, right? Why is the generation gap so obvious?


    The shy Li Zhixuan said, "shouldn''t it be called tiejuwa?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hello, Wang tieju!"


    Originally, everyone laughed almost. As a result, Li Zhixuan and Li Tiezhu were stunned and made everyone laugh again. Mr. Lu Bo couldn''t bear it and laughed.


    God special iron chrysanthemum.


    On the stage, Wang Xiaokai suddenly felt something wrong: "it''s iron hip! Li Tiezhu, I''ll sue you for slander!"


    The students shouted:


    "Hello, Wang tieju!"


    "Ju Zuo!"


    "Lord Ju has worked hard!"


    "Big chrysanthemum is important!"


    Since then, Wang Xiaokai has a loud bandit number, which has accompanied him all his life. The Jianghu people call Wang tieju, also known as Ju Zuo.


    Wang Xiaokai pressed his hands: "shut up, don''t laugh, it''s an iron hip!"


    The laughter under the stage was even happier.


    Wang Xiaokai puckered his butt and slapped himself: "I practice every day! Do you tilt up? The girls I like will add wechat later. Now, it''s a talent show, isn''t it? Mr. Lu? OK, as a singing and dancing idol singer, I''ll perform a tap dance for you. After all, that''s how iron hips are practiced!"


    His tap dance was very good, but the cheers under the stage were wrong.


    "Tieju, you''re great!"


    "Ju Zuo is awesome!"


    After jumping, Wang Xiaokai bowed, stepped down, naturally walked to Li Tiezhu and sat down. He didn''t go back and stood behind.


    Then everyone knew what his wishful thinking was.


    Lu Bo stared at him and didn''t say anything. After all, it was just Liwei at the beginning, and Wang Xiaokai and Li Tiezhu were just fighting and not bullying.


    Lu Bo: "who''s next?"


    Li Tiezhu was pushed out by Wang Xiaokai and asked you to give me a nickname.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t care. He went on stage and said, "Hello, everyone. I''m Li Tiezhu, the half brother of Wang tieju in dormitory 315. I''m 19 next month..."


    Wang Xiaokai: "climb for me! Watch shouting."


    Wu Lei: "tieju, Lao Li''s treat tonight. Shall we have hot pot or something?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "


    Li Tiezhu continued to introduce himself and finally said, "as a creative singer, let me perform a back somersault for you."


    Wu Lei couldn''t help but make complaints about "what kind of singer is you, your brother and your brother?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "are you talking to me?"


    Li Zhixuan: "besides you, who else is called tieju?"


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu a solid back somersault.


    Students: "whoa..."


    Songzhu''er cheered the loudest: "it''s boring! Change one! Change one!"


    Li Tiezhu is a little embarrassed. Isn''t the back somersault wonderful?


    Scratching his head, Li Tiezhu sang: "follow my left hand and right hand in a slow motion, and the slow motion of left hand and right hand will be replayed..."


    Wang Xiaokai: "I suspect he is humiliating me."


    Wu Lei: "be confident and remove the word doubt."


    After singing a few words, Li Tiezhu stepped down and carried Wu Lei out. A dormitory should be neat.


    Wu Lei: "Hello, female students! My name is Wu tielei. I''m also 315. I''m 18 years old. I''m an actor. Thank you!"


    The girls laughed and the boys were more reserved.


    Lu Bo: "what nonsense? Talk well."


    Wu Lei nodded: "as an actor with both talent and virtue, the performance I bring to you is to lick the tip of my nose and see if my tongue can sing... Slightly..."


    The girls were more excited and clapped one after another.


    Wang Xiaokai: "aunt Pang also needs capital. She sighs that she is inferior!"


    The low-key Li Zhixuan suddenly shouted, "I''d like to call you iron tongue! Wu Iron tongue!"


    The female animals laughed strangely.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it anymore. He lay on the desk and smiled and patted the table.


    Wang Xiaokai also laughed crazy. Li Zhixuan said that he looked like a dog. He didn''t expect to be so cheap.


    Li Zhixuan also whispered: "iron tongue copper hanging, a magic weapon for chasing younger sister! Lick bald skin directly to the old aunt!"


    It rhymes.


    Wang Xiaokai salivated and laughed.


    After the performance, Wu Lei walked down proudly. What is specialty? This is my real specialty. My tongue is flexible.


    Li Zhixuan came on the stage with tacit understanding. No one robbed the students. Everyone wanted to see if the animals of 315 were so wonderful.


    After the infamous Li Zhixuan came to power, everyone didn''t know him. Seeing that he was handsome and sunny, but he was very shy and introverted, the girls applauded him and hoped that the three star artists wouldn''t put too much pressure on the new classmate.


    Li Zhixuan said: "Hello, students and teachers! My family is Dongbei Di, 19 years old, also from dormitory 315. My name is... What''s my name?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    The audience laughed together. Can you remember your name?


    Li Zhixuan scratched his head: "my name is Li Zhixuan, I remember! I mean, what should I call my bandit number? We 315 are all iron generation. Now, I''m not alone. I''m very flustered. I think about it. I''m not the whole bandit number. I''m afraid they''ll crowd me out, or I''ll call iron egg?"


    Matsushita: "I object!"


    Li Zhixuan: "what are you against? GAHA is against?"


    Matsushita: "because Li Tiezhu''s unborn brother is really called Li Tiedan."


    Li Zhixuan: "what a coincidence? I''ll change it. My name is Li tiehammer. Iron chrysanthemum, iron tongue, iron column and hammer are neat! As for me, before I came to school, my mother took my hand and earnestly asked me to talk about more girlfriends in college. She said that all the female students in our school are good-looking. If I don''t talk about a few girlfriends, I feel that the tuition fees have been paid in vain."


    Li Zhixuan belongs to the kind of cold faced comedian. He seems shy and introverted, but he can laugh at the dead when talking. This is probably the talent of northeast people.


    The laughter never stopped.


    Lu Bo: "did you come to study or to find your daughter-in-law?"


    Li Zhixuan: "the main thing is to find a daughter-in-law and study by the way. Don''t worry, teacher. I can''t delay my study. I love learning seriously. After all, my parents are rich second generation. I''m busy for my ideal. If I don''t perform a famous performance, I have to go home and inherit my family. You say, can I not learn from death?"


    Lu Bo: "


    Wang Xiaokai: "this product is really a hammer! People are like their names."


    Li Zhixuan: "talent, no talent, knock one for everyone."


    Tie!


    Li Zhixuan knocked on the podium table.


    The boys are stunned, that''s it?


    "Good!"


    "Wonderful!"


    "What a talent!"


    The girls are cheering. Dormitory 315 is full of talents. The most ordinary Li Zhixuan is the most talented one. It seems that he has at least hundreds of millions of talents.


    Li Zhixuan stepped down and others began to introduce themselves on the stage.


    Under the leadership of the 315 fourth railway, the whole introduction style has completely deviated, and each one is very wonderful. Lu Bo scratched his head. I''m afraid it''s difficult for this class of students to take it.


    A girl said: "... I like keeping dogs. Now the dormitory doesn''t allow them. I asked my aunt before. So, is there a single dog in the class that no one adopts? If so, you can contact me."


    A man said, "my father''s name is Li Jianjun. Do you know him? I don''t know him either. I only know my stepfather. Therefore, when you meet someone named Li Jianjun in the future, remember to introduce me. What if there are more dads? There aren''t too many dads..."


    Songzhu''er said: "... I''m Li Tiezhu''s girlfriend. I advise these girls in the class, if your team Li Tiezhu has an attempt, hum... Remember to register with me."


    Lu Bo: "what did you say? I''ll give you a chance to say it again."


    Songzhu''er scratched his head: "don''t you want to advertise? Well, that''s what it means anyway. I''ll show you a gangster excitement fist."


    Li Tiezhu covered his face and couldn''t bear to look straight at it. It''s too enchanting!


    Wang Xiaokai watched with relish: "Wow! Iron pillar is so lucky."


    Wu Lei''s face was expressionless: "the teenager didn''t know how good his aunt was. He mistook the girl for a treasure!"


    Li Zhixuan: "this kind of Kung Fu, I punch one by one."


    Songzhuer finished a set of good-looking Kung Fu and stepped down in the cheers of boys and girls.


    Lu Bo wiped his forehead and stood on the stage again: "er... I''m glad to see that the students are so energetic and lively. However, pay attention to the scale. Although everyone is an adult, this is a performance at school, such as Wu Lei and song Zhuer. In addition, I''ll tell you a good news."


    Students, calm down.


    Lu Bo: "the good news is that tomorrow, the 15 day military training will officially begin."


    The students howled.


    315 four iron, iron bone clank, without frowning.


    Li Tiezhu: "military training is such a good thing. What''s the matter with them? It''s time to realize the soldier''s dream! It''s said that they can still shoot real guns."


    Wang Xiaokai: "they are all spoiled only children. It''s inevitable."


    Wu Lei: "I haven''t suffered. It''s normal."


    Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei made their debut from childhood. What outsiders see is their brilliance. Few people know that they suffer several times more from snacks than others. Wang Xiaokai has practiced singing and dancing for ten years. It must be hard. Wu Lei runs in various production teams, and it is common for him to eat and sleep in the open air.


    Li Zhixuan, the second generation of the rich, has never suffered hardship, but he is eager to suffer. After all, he doesn''t want to go back to inherit his family property.


    His eyes brightened and he said, "I''m still a little excited. I heard that the instructor will kick people, tut tut..."


    If sister MI is here, she will feel that this product has the same attribute as lengba.


    Lu Bo ignored everyone''s wailing and said, "at 1:00 tomorrow afternoon, a bus will pick you up to the military base, everyone, mouse tail juice..."
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