The film Liu Xiaohua is making now is called "journey to the west to subdue demons". It is an action comedy film written and produced by Zhou Xingxing and directed by Xu laoguai. Starring, Li Tiezhu is very familiar, Wu Yifan, Lin, and a basketball player.
But what''s too much is that Liu Xiaohua shaved her head and played the sand carving king in the play. At the same time, she is also a red boy. The shape is too sharp.
When Li Tiezhu saw the stills of Liu Xiaohua sent by song Zhuer, he was shocked. My sister was so ugly! Now that she comes back, she will be crippled by Aunt Liu! Besides, Xiaohua is fat again?
It shows that the food of the crew is very good!
Li Tiezhu looked up at the starry sky 45 degrees. The villagers around him were drinking Wuliangye and swearing:
"Lao Li''s wine shouldn''t be crooked. Wuliangye is hard to drink?"
The second uncle next door immediately patted the table and said, "you know a hammer! Wuliangye! It''s so hard to drink. If it''s not hard to drink, it''s called Wuliangye? Mountain pigs can''t eat fine bran! If you like to drink, get out of here!"
As the first strong man in the village who can afford to drive a tractor, the second uncle has high prestige, although he can''t reverse into the warehouse and run over dozens of chickens and ducks. Instantly suppressed a group of nagging villagers.
Li Tiezhu had already had enough to eat and drink. He sat on the steps of the newly built two-story blank villa and watched the full 30 tables in the courtyard dam and Hotan dam.
In a few days, we will go to Nortel to report.
I''m afraid that the old men and women who face the Loess and back to the sky in the gully can''t imagine that they can earn 16 million in a month and a half?
This is still after tax. The income after the company''s share has arrived.
It was so hot that Li Tiezhu''s sight began to drift. It was not that he drank too much, but that the steam on the ground refracted the light.
After looking at the shape of the villa, Li Tiezhu''s 10000 sacred animals galloped past. I took photos of all directions for your reference according to the villa bought by songzhuer in Kyoto. As a result, it was built like this?
Bear it!
The old man seems quite proud. What can a son say? The villagers also cheered, and Li Fugui floated boundless.
Li Tiezhu looked at the second and third uncles carrying their drunken old man back to the house to rest. Then, Li tiegen and Li Tieji walked in front of him.
Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing?"
The twins looked at each other. One took out the firecrackers they had picked up and the other took out the lighter they had stolen from nowhere. When they lit the firecrackers, they threw them at Li Tiezhu.
Unfortunately, Li tiegen was so flustered that he slipped his hand and threw it on his brother.
Boom!
The terrible cry resounded through the sky.
Li Tiezhu held his head in both hands and muttered, "what''s the loss? It''s very accurate, talent."
The second aunt took up her shoulder pole and ran over. She first hit Li Tieji, who was holding Jiji crying on the ground, until she didn''t cry. She pointed to Li tiegen and said, "if you blow up your brother, cut off your and put it on him!"
Li tiegen covered Ji Ji and said stubbornly, "if you want Ji''er, you don''t have one!"
Bang Bang
The ass was swollen. As soon as the second aunt lost her shoulder pole, she smiled and went back to serve soup and cloth dishes.
Anyway, Li Tiezhu was very happy when he returned to his hometown. It was a sense of achievement. He didn''t care, but his father and Aunt Liu cared.
Another day, Li Tiezhu returned to Shudu and changed his job for the old man.
First of all, Li Tiezhu bought a piece of six walnuts and went to the headmaster''s house. Then, he and the headmaster came to the headmaster''s house, followed by the headmaster to a leader of the District Education Bureau.
Cough
It is reasonable to say that the work of a high school doorman will not disturb the senior leaders, but the leaders naturally know how to consider for the leaders. Finally, it was approved by the district leaders:
Li Fugui won glory for Shudu No. x middle school because he had a good teaching son, and because the guard Han was old enough to receive a pension, he carried out post rotation
Li Tiezhu blushed a little at first. He felt that he was not doing well and robbed others of their jobs.
I didn''t know that old Han''s head held Li Tiezhu''s hand and didn''t loosen it: "from... From the moment you gave me a bag of big front door, I knew that you were great! You must have prospered. Unlike Qin pangzi, who only knew beaters... You''re different..."
It''s delicious to retire early and get money.
You don''t have to guard the door. You want to go fishing and stroll around the bend alley. This is the object of Qin Tao''s treat. Of course, you didn''t invite him in the end.
Li Tiezhu can''t be as picky as Qin Tao. That night, he kissed uncle han to eat a string of incense. After two glasses of wine, he asked him to teach his old man all his work tips, and then let him go.
In this way, Li Fugui became a glorious guard of Shudu No. X Middle School.
Aunt Liu was very happy when she knew.
In this regard, Li Tiezhu is not ashamed at all!
What''s the matter?
This is my father!
After this was done, it was August 26.
Li Tiezhu packed his bags, said goodbye to the old man, Aunt Liu and little Tiedan, and was ready to go to... The East China Sea.
There are two reasons. One is that there are still a lot of things to clean up in the East China Sea, such as Xiao Jiu, who is starving for food. The other is that before school starts, he has to participate in a recording of infinite challenge, which is a promise to Huang Lei and Fang Bo.
In addition, I also stopped by to visit Hengdian to see Liu Xiaohua and songzhu''er, and then comfort lengba.
Li Tiezhu arrived at Hengdian in the afternoon.
She comforted lengba for two hours and successfully comforted her and cried three times. If there is something uncomfortable, don''t hold it. Just cry!
Li Tiezhu is still very good at dredging people''s emotions. Of course, his technique is a little grumpy.
In the familiar Hengdian hostel with boiled fish soup, holding lengba with soft cotton q-bomb, Li Tiezhu said, "I suddenly have a problem."
Lengba wiped her tears and said, "you say."
"What happened to you and Zhao Liya? You must be in touch, right?"
"Hehe... I won''t tell you."
"Huh?"
"I can''t tell you, I can''t finish smashing with the rabbit. You''ll see!"
"What''s the matter with songzhuer? I was going to go to their crew first. Why did she let me come to you first?"
"Why go to see her first?"
"My... My old man asked me to bring her something."
"OK! I guess boxing with erha. She lost and I won."
"What do you mean?"
Li Tiezhu looked blankly. Have you seen him? And guess boxing.
Lengba took out her mobile phone from under her pillow and lay down on Li Tiezhu to show him her chat records with songzhuer. Unexpectedly, she guessed with the fist in the wechat expression bag, saying who won Li Tiezhu and who went first.
It''s... Too friendly.
The next morning, Li Tiezhu left breakfast for lengba''s sister, so he took his luggage and went to the crew of "journey to the west".
The crew is filming in front of a thatched building. It is said that this is the first scene of the film, the scene of the appearance of four teachers and disciples.
After Li Tiezhu followed the staff in, he saw that bald Liu Xiaohua was sitting on a rocking chair eating grapes, with his legs crossed, and a big sunshade on his head.
Others were busy working in the hot sun, but she was too leisurely to beat.
In the distance, Xu laoguai was telling Lin a play. Zhou Xingxing, wearing a sun visor as usual, looked at some clips taken before behind the monitor.
Li Tiezhu went over and threw a bag to Liu Xiaohua, which was full of her clothes and snacks.
Liu Xiaohua: "didn''t you come yesterday? You didn''t come until today?"
Li Tiezhu: "you take care of me."
Liu Xiaohua: "do you eat grapes?"
Li Tiezhu leaned down and knocked on Liu Xiaohua''s bald head, making a thumping empty sound.
Suddenly, a Mandarin voice that was not "accurate" sounded, "who is that? Who is bullying Xiaohua there?"
As soon as Li Tiezhu looked back, he saw Zhou Xingxing coming with a frown.
Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, Li Tiezhu, I agree to let you come in to visit the class. Don''t make trouble here. It''s impossible to bully my actors. Do you know?"
Li Tiezhu was a little empty: "Xingye, I didn''t bully her. I''m kind to her."
Liu Xiaohua collapsed in the rocking chair: "Lao Zhou, you''re busy. Your filming efficiency is too low. When will you come to me?"
Li Tiezhu shouted, "talk to the star master."
Zhou Xingxing: "who let you speak loudly on my set?"
Li Tiezhu: "I... I was wrong."
Zhou Xingxing just walked away with a little discomfort. He left to Liu Xiaohua and said, "listen to the director, when you play the movie, he has the final say. I can''t help it."
Li Tiezhu is a little embarrassed. He looks at Liu Xiaohua. Is the rumor on the Internet false? What is the principle? Liu Xiaohua''s law of conservation?
Liu Xiaohua handed the grapes and said, "it''s very sweet. Have a taste."
Li Tiezhu looked around. Sure enough, the star Lord looked at him and had to refuse: "I don''t eat! Real men never eat grapes. What, pine and bamboo?"
Liu Xiaohua said, "I''ve gone to make-up. She hasn''t played her part recently, but she often takes the initiative to apply for a dragon suit."
"That''s an actor! What about you? There''s a corpse. Why don''t you go?"
"Lao Zhou doesn''t want me to play tricks."
"Why?"
"He said he wanted me to eat and drink every day. It''s called finding a feeling and being willful on the set. Willfulness is my role."
"No wonder others are so busy. Xingye and director Xu still indulge you."
"Yes, they say I''m a newcomer. Don''t rush to play tricks. First cultivate the state of my role."
"How are you adjusting now?"
Liu Xiaohua stood up, put down the fruit tray, went to the side and took a small Mazar for Li Tiezhu and came back: "I don''t feel it. Xingye said that I was used to being beaten by my mother and had never been capricious. It''s too clever."
Li Tiezhu sat down: "poof..."
Liu Xiaohua continued to eat grapes: "what are you laughing at?"
"Nothing. Does the star master have any misunderstanding about you?"
"Why do you say that?"
"You''re not responsible enough... Also, you have good times."
Li Tiezhu saw that Xingye came again and quickly changed his mouth. I don''t know why. Li Tiezhu was always guilty when he saw Xingye.
Zhou Xingxing adjusted the angle of the sun umbrella because Liu Xiaohua had just been exposed to the sun.
After picking, he said to Li Tiezhu, "what''s the matter with you? The sun has come in. Can''t you see it?"
Li Tiezhu: "I..."
The star Lord said to Liu Xiaohua, "don''t be exposed to the sun. It''s only lovely if you are white and fat. Which King is dark?"